Hey every1! I'm back with chapter 10 (YAY!) & my friend Britney will b in the rest of the fic! & sorry 4 the long time w/o updating…this time, I blame my computer…anyway…
DISCLAIMER- LET'S SEE HERE…I OWN ME, RANDOM GUY FROM THE AUDIENCE (who I finally decided 2 giv a name 'cuz I was getting really tired of writing 'Random Guy From the Audience' (HIS NAME WILL B…drumroll…BOB!)), AND THE STORY!(& any other thing/person that u've never ever heard of) I DON'T OWN FAIRLY ODD PARENTS OR DANNY PHANTOM, OR ANY OTHER SHOW (OR ANY LINES FROM ANY SHOWS)!
CHAPTER 12………BRITNEY'S CONVERSATION WITH COSMO
Britney and Cosmo are just randomly talking & just as I promised…here's their conversation…
BRTINEY: "Hey Cosmo, where'd Sarah go?"
COSMO: "She's either torturing Bob with some bacon or…torturing Vlad…"
BRIT: "Well, either way she's happy…"
As if on cue, I run over to them…
ME: "Have either of you seen Vladdy? I think he's on to us and I don't want him to find out about the monkeys…"
BRIT: "Wait a minute…he's on to us? OH NO! THAT'S BAD!"
COSMO: "What's so bad about that?"
ME: "If Vladdy finds out about the monkeys…"
BRIT: "…then we have absolutely nothing to torture V-man with besides made-up words! And we're perfectly happy with the monkeys dropping random things on Vladdy!"
ME: "Yeah! I'm gonna go look for V-man so I can torture him some more!"
COSMO: "Where's Bob? I thought you were torturing him?"
ME: "He got way too scared of the bacon and ran straight to the 'Know Your Stars' Guy!" -laughs- "I wonder what he's making up about Bob right now…"
Cut to the 'know your stars' chair…
KYS GUY: "Bob…he loves bacon…"
BOB: "AHHHH! NOOOOO! NOT BACON! I HATE BACON!"
Back to Brit & Cosmo…
ME: "Well…I'm gonna go find V-man…bye for now…oh yeah…and before I go…VOTE FOR PEDRO!"
I leave to go find Vladdy (V-man…what ever name I prefer to call him…)
COSMO: "Who's Pedro?"
BRIT: "'Vote for Pedro!' is a line from the movie 'Napoleon Dynamite'"
COSMO: "ohh…so…did you know that Wanda can bore people to sleep? I ask her to talk to me all the time whenever I want to go to sleep!"
BRIT: "Yeah…I knew that! That's just funny! I never knew that anyone could bore someone else to sleep! Now I know!"
COSMO: "What do you wanna talk about next?"
BRIT: "How about we sing some songs!"
COSMO: (starts singing) "Hey Vicky You're so so icky, just the thought of being around you makes me oh-so sicky…"
BRIT: (starts singing) "Hey Vicky, won't you tell us true…"
COSMO & BRIT: (singing) "How we ever get the bad luck to be stuck with you…"
COSMO: "Okay, now what do you wanna do?"
BRIT: "Let's do the nag!"
BRIT & COSMO: (singing) "You nag it to the left, you nag it to the right, come on everybody do the nag tonight!"
COSMO: "I'm a living doll!"
BRIT: "What do you wanna do know?"
COSMO: "Let's go watch 'Know Your Stars'! I'll bet anything Bob is on it!"
BRIT: "Okay!"
Brit & Cosmo walk into the living room to watch the TV & they find me already watching 'Know Your Stars' & just as Cosmo said, Bob was sitting on the 'chair of torture'…
KYS GUY: "Bob…loves bacon…"
BOB: "NOOOO! I HATE BACON!"
COSMO: "I'll be right back!"
He then poofs to the place where Bob is and starts chasing him with bacon…
KYS GUY: "Bob…Why are you running? I thought you loved bacon…"
BOB: "I told you already! I HATE BACON!"
While Bob is being tortured on 'Know your Stars'…I figured that this would make a good cliffy! Next chappy will b a little more of a conversation between Cosmo & Brit…but there will b a lot of me & brit torturing Vladdy…V-man…whichever we prefer 2 call him…
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