Deidara: I'm not in this chappie?
Niwasae: you'll be in the next one.
Deidara: YAY
Niwasae: Maybe…
Deidara: -pout-
Itachi walks out of my room and we hear the bathroom door close.
Deidara: I wonder what he's do—
Itachi: -moan- Deidara…
Deidara: -blush and faint-
THUD
Niwasae: hmm…it's a good thing I installed video tapes in the bathroom. Kukuku..
Itachi: -Ahem-
Niwasae: Ah ha ha…hi?
Two seconds later…
Niwasae: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO MORE NO MORE NOOOOO BARNEY NO BARNEY!
Just another day in my life…
"Never mind, forget that I asked." Sakura said hurriedly.
"Sakura, please." Ino said desperately. Sakura looked into her best friends eyes and squirmed.
"It was about six months when I started hearing the rumors that Shino was going out with a graduate from the academy. It wasn't all that important so the rumors died pretty quick but a week before our graduation, I saw him walking down the street holding hands with a girl with our head band wrapped around her neck. They seemed pretty close…I'm sorry Ino." Sakura said and looked away.
Ino's heart broke when she heard that. She shook her head and stepped back when Sakura tried to touch her arm.
"No."
"Ino, please I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said anything!" Sakura said.
"No, Sakura you didn't do anything wrong. You probably just saved me from a big mistake." Ino whispered and walked ahead till she was up in the front by herself.
Shino stared at Ino's back as she moved to the front. Whatever she talked about with Sakura really devastated her and he had a bad feeling that whatever it was was going to affect their relationship. He saw Sakura glance back at him with sad eyes before turning back. He needed to talk to Ino and the best time would be when they stopped for camp.
Naru was unbelievably tired as they walked through the forest. For what reason, she didn't know. It was probably due to the fact that she stayed up all night reading Kakashi's book. After reading it she gave it to the jounin who was staring at her in shock before she went back to her tent. How she came upon the book, well as they were walking she saw something orange fall out of the jounin's pocket. She picked it up and read the title before sweat dropping. Sweat dropping soon became curiosity. She knew that the book was a perverted one but she was curious as to why all the majority of the men in the world always read it and revered it like some holy bible.
"Hmm maybe I should have burned it instead. Oh well I'll do it next time. stupid perverts." she muttered.
Shikamaru and Hinata stared at Naru before shaking their heads.
Kakashi felt a chill go down his spine and checked his pouch to see if his beloved book was there.
Naru yawned and swayed a bit on her feet. It was unnoticeable but Shika and Hinata caught it.
"Naru, are you alright?" Hinata asked.
"I stayed up all night." She said rubbing her eyes.
"Doing what exactly?" Shika asked.
"I would like to know as well." a deep voice said from behind them. Hinata and Shika jumped but Naru just yawned.
"Sasu?" she looked over her shoulder to see Sasuke behind her along with his teammates.
"You look tired honey." Sasuke said softly. He stood by her and put an arm around her waist so that she could lean on him.
"Naru?" Shika asked. Naru looked at him with tired eyes.
"Shika?"
"Yeah?" Shika said looking at her strangely.
"Why do you have two heads? Are you trying to scare off the enemy as well as the forest animals?"
There was a moment of silence between the six people before they heard Hinata trying to stifle a giggle.
"Naru, I don't have two heads."
"Yes you do."
"No I don't."
Hinata interrupted before it turned into an argument.
"Naru, how many fingers am I holding up?"
Naru looked at Hinata's hand and narrowed her eyes a bit.
"10?"
"Naru, what were you doing last night?" Hinata asked worried. She was holding up only two fingers.
"Well, yesterday while we were walking I saw something orange fall out of Kakashi's pouch. I picked it up and recognized it as the popular hentai series 'Icha Icha Paradise'. I was curious as to why most of our men always read the book so I stayed up until 12 reading it before returning it to a very frantic Kakashi. Then I stayed up the rest of the night trying to decide weather or not I should go destroy the book and or kill our teacher for reading it in front of us all the time."
Sasuke was pissed. He was furious. He was planning on spending the rest of the day with Naru but nooo, the idiot of a teacher just had to drop his freaking book for his Naru to pick up and read. Then it kept her up all night making her so tired she was losing focus and talking to the air three feet from where his face was. He looked over at Kakashi and glared at the man.
Kakashi felt another chill go down his spine and frowned a bit. For some reason he had a feeling that his life was going to be in danger. He shrugged it off with a smile and continued reading his beloved book.
"No, Ken fight for her!" he shouted suddenly making the people around him stay at least three feet away from him.
Gaara looked at the man and shook his head, he was a lost cause. Konoha was a lost cause if all of their male shinobi's ended up losing themselves to a stupid book. Konoha lost one of their best shinobi. Hatake Kakashi, Copy cat Ninja of Konoha, your legacy will never be forgotten. Amen.
Hinata stared at her boyfriend who looked like he was deep in thought. She looked at her teacher and sighed. What did she do to disserve such a teacher? Did she offend someone in any way? Did she forget to do the laundry? Walk the dog? Feed the cat? She sighed. Oh well, she thought. At least I have Gaara to keep me sane…then again, maybe not, as she saw him put his hands together in prayer.
"Gaara, are you alright?" she asked.
"Hn." He grunted before taking her hand in his and walking up ahead.
Shika was staring at Kakashi who was speaking to himself. God, he was stuck with a lunatic. Maybe he should be kind and enter his teacher into a mental institution. But then again, it's too much work. He sighed and fingered Neji's hair that was now in front of him. Neji moved to the front of him a while back and he leaned his head against a strong shoulder as they walked.
Neji held his boyfriend's hand in his and continued walking. Unlike his friends who were thinking about the idiot of a jounin, he didn't give a damn as long as his woman was happy. After all, Shika was going to be his wife soon.
He paused when he saw Sasuke stop out of the corner of his eyes. Gaara stopped as well.
Naru was barely able to walk. She didn't understand why though, it wasn't like her to be this tired; after all it was only one night…or two…fine she was awake for an entire week and lied saying that she was only awake for one. But she wanted to train, and the only time she had was at night.
"Sasuke." She whimpered. She felt him turn to her and nuzzle the side of her neck before stopping.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know." She said truthfully.
"I'm just so tired."
Sasuke frowned. He found her situation unusual as well.
"Did you do anything else during the last few days?" he asked suspiciously.
"Umm, nothing?" she said hopefully. Sasuke raised a brow.
"Fine, I stayed up all week."
"Why?" Sasuke asked confused and angry.
"Because I wanted to train, I've been feeling restless lately like something big is going to happen. I had to get rid of the extra energy somehow."
Sasuke sighed. He knew what Naru meant. He had been feeling restless as well but he just ignored it. He looked at his mate and stopped to kneel with his back to her.
"Get on, I'll carry you."
Naru nodded and climbed onto his back. He stood with his arms secured under her legs and her arms around his neck. He felt her nuzzle him and kiss his cheek.
"Thank you." she said and fell asleep.
Sasuke grunted and looked up to see Neji and Gaara waiting for them. Neji nodded to him and bent so that he could carry Shika as well. Shika who was half asleep snuggled into Neji's back and drifted off into la-la land. Hinata just sighed and held Gaara's hand as she watched her two friends being carried. She smiled at Gaara and they walked off to catch up with the rest of the group.
Neji and Sasuke caught up and received shocked looks from all of them but one who looked ready to shove Naru off Sasuke's back. She refrained herself from a look from Hinata. They all walked in companionable silence until they saw the village up ahead a few hours later.
