AUTHOR'S POSTSCRIPT
Okay, seriously guys, this was meant to be a joke.
My sister and I were talking about really bad fanfictions and decided to make an awful one and see how people would review it. Don't say I should have been more forthright from the beginning because I gave plenty of hints that this was a joke (Elliot not knowing what "rapped" meant, consistently misspelling Cragen's name every way possible except for Cragen, the death of three of the quintuplets and the birth of the remaining two a day after conception, the 'narrative point of view' in the middle of the story to describe the burning building, Dr. House, 13, Bobby Goren, the reference to Zebras and obvious plug of Reparations?). Also no one made you read this and I'm sure you laughed at least once along the way (I mean astronaut sex crime spree on the moon and an SVU theme park, come on?) so it couldn't have been all bad, right. Besides, I turned it into a legitimate story in the last chapter so you can't hate me too much.
I do apologize for deceiving those of you who took me seriously and offered your kind and patient support to what appeared to be a solecistic writer.
Also, I know many of you meant well in your reviews, but seriously…? Criticizing the bad grammar of a story without even proofreading your reviews? "gIving," "surffing," "annunciate," "writting," "pradory" … and using text talk in general, "r" "u" "ur" …? Okay guys… And I don't know what the hell a "betta" or a "beat" is.
Anyways, this is a freaking parody. In the future I'll be more blunt and say so in the summary but frankly you should have realized it was meant to be funny. Okay… anyways… that's it…
Also, much thanks to WWEelliv4eva and That fucking Bitch for defending me, and major kudos to Bucken-Berry for being the first one to recognize that this was NOT meant to be taken seriously before Ch. 10. Thanks Bucken-Berry! Also, thanks to those who gave me good reviews after realizing what it really was.
And a prize to whoever calls the 'BUBEBO' reference.
And sorry for changing my pen name, I needed to change it.
One last thing. I am a guy. And I'm 21 years old. And also known as Dullahan.
*cue now for facepalm
