Chapter 11: Safe Wizarding Sex

After my trip to hogsmade I had a large bag under my cloak. I was on such a rush. I never knew that breaking the rules could be so much fun! I snuck through the halls and to the common room to drop off my bag on the way to return Harry's cloak. But as I was about to leave the common room I heard something.

I looked over to the couch to see Malfoy. And Pansy Parkinson under him. I felt like vomiting. I couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy. Pansy Parkinson was the most disgusting pig to walk the earth. Why was he with her? But that drop of jealously quickly faded and was replaced by anger. I went to the library still enclosed by Harry's cloak. I took a piece of parchment from the desk and wrote in ink.

Dear Mr. Draco Malfoy,

This is the STD board at Safe Wizarding Sex. We would like to have a meeting with you soon. You took a few tests on your visit last week, and we need to speak to you in person about the results. They regretfully showed up positive.

Our greatest Apologies,

SWS (safe wizarding sex)

I put it in an envelope and sealed it. I put it under my coat with me and went back to the common room with a snicker. Pansy and Malfoy had not changed unfortunately. I tried not to gag as I set the envelope down and whispered Wingardiun levioso. The letter fluttered through the air to where Malfoy was. I muttered another spell and with a pop it stayed in place. Pansy broke her lips from Malfoy's and looked at the letter.

"Draco, what's that?" she asked, pushing him off of her, and grabing the letter.

"Who is it for?" he asked. Clearly trying to move closer to her.

"It's not addressed to anyone." She said flipping the letter over again. "I'll just open it," she said ripping the envelope. Malfoy plopped back down on the sofa, impatiently waiting to get on with what they were doing before. Her eyes scanned the letter quickly. I watched as her face twisted in confusion and then horror.

"BLOODY HELL!" she screeched running to the other side of the room away from him.

I was about to burst out laughing. I held in my glee and ran out of the common room before I got myself caught. Once the portrait closed I threw off the cloak and fell to the ground in laughter. That's what he gets! Once I somewhat collected myself I grabbed the cloak and went to the Gryffindor common room, still letting a few giggles escape. I gave Harry his cloak back. And then went back up to the common room.

I opened the door and stepped in with a smug look on my face. Malfoy was in the kitchen chugging all the potions in the fridge.

"Jeeze Malfoy, you got enough potions there?" I ask.

"Shut it Granger," he spat finishing off the potion.

"I was just asking. Why are you drinking so much anyways? You do know that it makes you a little loopy?"

"Yeah I know. And it's none of your business." He said angrily.

"Oh ok. So it's not the STD thing that you are trying to deal with?" I ask, a smirk pulling at my lips. He slammed the potion bottle down and turned to glare at me.

"You," he seethed, getting up from his chair in the kitchen and moving towards me. "You put the letter there." He said through clenched teeth.

"Yep," I said not moving an inch and keeping my chin in the air. Did he think he was intimidating?

"Pansy left." He said getting closer. "And now I'm all alone, and not happy. Do you know what I do to people when I'm not happy?" he said getting closer. Ok maybe he was a little intimidating. He got closer and I was backed into the wall. His eyes burned with hatred into mine. "I make them suffer. And believe me you will." He said edging closer.

"Watch your back Granger," he said. Backing away and leaving the room. I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding in. Something about Malfoy when he was upset made your entire body flashing red lights. I looked at the empty potion bottles on the counter, and then at the clock.

It was nearly nine! I was going to be later for my first day of Astronomy class! I grabbed my bag and ran out of the common room to the Astronomy Tower. I made it just in time but out of breath. I took a seat in an open desk next to a fourth year and scanned the classroom. No Connor. I frowned and took out my book.

"Hello everybody!" a cheerful little women said entering the room.

"Today I would like to start off the term with our class getting to know our telescopes." She said overly bubbly. "I have a list of partners, and I would like you to go up to the tower roof and take turns looking through the telescope." She said. "Now the partner's are-"she was cut off by Malfoy entering the room quickly.

"Sorry," he mumbled taking a seat in the back of the room by his friends Zabini and Nott. I rolled my eyes at his horrible punctuality.

"The partners are Ront, Thomas. Carrigan, Cunningham. Tront, Largoff. Nott, Fairfil, Zabini, Brown. Jewel, Houser. And Granger, Malfoy."

A/N: There ya go! Chapter 11.

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