Thanks to Guest FarmersDaughter, Savannah Silverstone, IFYOUCOULDFLY, AreiaCananaid, Fflewdder-the-Bard, Dash99, Guest Caitythesnail, and i'masian-aru for their reviews and suggestions! Alright, I put up a poll asking how many chapters Halt goes to the Dentist should be. One person has voted. So, I would appreciate it if you would please vote on it! You can find it on my page and I don't know where else. Only members are allowed to participate. (FanFiction rule, not mine) Please note that updates might be a little less frequent now that I have more stories and many more ideas that I want to write. Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes. Suggestions at bottom.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranger's Apprentice, Jack Frost, My Little Pony, Jersey Shore, TiVo, Hetalia, Apple, Dora the Explorer, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder, and Clifford.

Halt glared at Will as the young Ranger pulled out his abominable lute. Or was it a mandola? He couldn't remember. The point was, the idiot was about to annoy him greatly and Halt couldn't talk because he had just received four numbing shots.

Will grinned and said, "Quiet! I want to play one of my favorite songs, Graybeard Halt!"

Halt's eyes widened. Not that song!

Will strummed a few chords on his—wait—what was it again? A guitar? Then sang, "Greybeard Halt is a friend of mine/He lives on Redmont's hill/Greybeard Halt never took a bath/And they say he never will!"

Ebony joined in by howling at the chorus. "Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/Fare thee well, I say/Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/I'll see you on your way!"

Halt covered his ears in a vain attempt to keep out the sound of the infernal song, but Will continued, singing all the louder, "Greybeard Halt, he lives with goats/That's what I've heard tell/He hasn't changed his socks for years/But the goats don't mind the smell!"

The Skandians joined in, smashing pints of ale together, "Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/Fare thee well, I say/Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/I'll see you on your way!"

The Skandians were a little tipsy by now, which was never a good thing. Crowley and Duncan tried to restrain them from flinging the small Nijon-Jan emperor into the air, all the while singing along, "Greybeard Halt is a fighting man/I've heard common talk/That Greybeard Halt, he cuts his hair/With a carving knife and fork!"

"Ainth thath the thruth," Erak slurred.

"Ith shure isth!" Svengal mumbled drunkenly before the two stumbled and flattened Horace.

Paying no heed to his friend, Will continued with several people including Selethen who doing very well in the singing and had even started a wave, "Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/Fare thee well, I say/Fare thee well, Greybeard Halt/I'll see you on your way!" They laughed raucously.

Halt glared at the various people that had made his annoyance level reach an all-time high. How could this get any worse? Might as well get some coffee. Halt padded into the kitchen and saw this weird dude with spikey white hair freezing the coffee! "Wjo the—"

Gilan popped his head into the room and screamed at the top of his lungs, "NO PROFANITY!"

"—hewqk eruh vuh?" Halt amended his question. Gilan disappeared.

"I am Jack Frost!" the white haired young man answered regally.

"Anth thath mueanth wvat ta moj?" How did this guy understand what Halt was saying? Maybe he'd spent lots of time with babies.

"I'm Santa's arch nemesis." Okay, maybe not.

"Whash're vuh dijung ta moy kawfti?"

"Freezing it, of course."

"Whk?"

"I don't like coffee."

Halt stared at Jack Frost in horror. An impostor! Luckily, Crowley had taught all of the Rangers signals that told them such important things like this. Halt reached behind him and made a hand signal that suspiciously looked like the "L" like symbol meaning "loser."

Most who saw it froze, but the Rangers flew into action. They ran past Halt, Ebony at their heels, and started to pile on Jack but he was too fast for them and flashed out of existence.

"Aw, that was boring, Halt!" Gilan whined.

Halt glared at him then stalked out of the kitchen. Will, Crowley, and Gilan followed him.

Just then the door burst open and Alyss, Jenny, and Cassandra walked in, "Oh, my gosh, Gilan! Did you see last night's episode of Jersey Shore? I can't believe what Snooki did!"

"No, but did you hear what Sapphire Shores said to Berry Punch on My Little Pony Saturday? So rude!"

Halt face-palmed. Everyone else stared at Gilan. "My Little Pony?" Duncan asked.

"Yeah! Rainbow Dash is my favorite!"

"And this is about what?" Shigeru asked.

"These totally colorful ponies!"

"Whoa, ponies swear?" Erak asked.

"No!" Gilan said. "They're pink and green and purple and blue and yellow. . . ."

"Okay, but what do these ponies do?" Duncan queried.

"I'll show you!" Gilan ran over to Halt's TV and turned it on. "I think I have a few on Halt's TiVo."

Gilan clicked a few buttons and eventually came to four My Little Pony episodes. "Here we go!" The show started and everyone gathered around and watched. Halt just sighed at went back to watching Hetalia, an anime that Halt had gotten seriously addicted to after Crowley had showed him it, on his iPad.

Several hours later (after a succession of Dora the Explorer, Sesame Street, Bob the Builder, Clifford, and My Little Pony), they heard screams and the door was broken down. In came five pandas. Up Crowley climbed on the chandelier, screaming all the way.

"No! No! Not the pandas!" He screamed.

They started to laugh at the comical scene before them. Crowley dangled from the glass chandelier while the biggest of the very cute bears swatted playfully at his victim's feet.

"Help me! Please! Get them out of here!" Crowley looked absolutely terrified.

"How can you not like them, Crowley? They're so cute!" Will picked up a baby panda and pet it softly.

"When I was about seventeen," Crowley started, "my mentor, Pritchard, was taking care of a baby panda for a friend of his and it bit me!"

Duncan snorted and said, "It probably was scared of your orange hair."

"That's just rude! Now get rid of these pandas!"

Erak sighed and escorted the black and white animals out of Halt's living room.

Crowley let go of the chandelier and fell in an unceremonious heap.

"Now what are we gonna do?" Selethen asked.

Voila! Pandas are soooo cute! Oh, and the Jack Frost thing is probably wrong. I don't really know much about him. Suggestions! i'masian-aru (your other suggestion will be used next chappie): My Little Pony. Fflewdder-the-Bard: Jersey Shore and Hetalia obsessions. Guest FarmersDaughter: Jack Frost freezes the coffee. AreiaCananaid: Graybeard Halt. IFYOUCOULDFLY: Panda Bear Invasion. Please review! Suggestions needed! Please do my poll!