HEY GUYS! ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE WRITTEN A FANFIC!

I JUST HOPE MY BUDDIES HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ME! :D

ON TODAY'S INTERVIEWS...

WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT?


Keldz: Here lies the unfinished pages of Ashes: The Pheonix Chronicles in Dew's memory.

Absol: *sniff* She was smarted than you two put together.

Lucas: She gave me tummy rubs at night.

Keldz: 0.0

Absol: Why are you mentioning this?

Lucas: *crying* I MISS HER SO MUCH!

Me: Hey guys, what's up?

Keldz: *faints*

Lucas: *tackles Dew* YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AND NAG NAG NAG

Absol: *sprays Lucas with Anti-Navi spray* Much better.

Keldz: *coming to* Where the heck have you been?!

Me: Fourth of July, baby!

Everyone: YOU LEFT AROUND JUNE 15TH!

Me: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS-

Tacocat: *in one of Dew's dresses* I'm a pretty princess!

Me: *facepalm* Get out.

Tacocat: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS , MOFO!

Me: YOU'RE GONNA EAT THOSE NASTY WORDS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR NASTY LITTLE MOUTH!

Keldz: S***'s about to go down.

Lucas: Keldz, what have you done?!

Me: *turns into Soap Demon*

Absol: Crapcrapcrapcrap!

Me: *shoves a bar of Dove into Absol's mouth*

Absol: *chocking* BLEEEEARGH! xO

Lucas: XD

Me: *shoves a box of soap in Tacocat's mouth

Tacocat: NUUUUUU MAH MUNCHIES ARE NASTIED!

Me: *looks at Keldz: EAT MY CLEAN WRATH YOU DIRTY LITTLE TURD!

Keldz: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-*g ets drowned by soap*

Me: *turns back into Dew* What happened? Why is the studio wrecked?

Everyone: *glares*

Me: SNOW LEOPARD MEW MEW! METAMORPHASIS! *turns into kitten* Dang it nya!


AWW NYA COME ON NYA!