HEY GUYS! ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE WRITTEN A FANFIC!
I JUST HOPE MY BUDDIES HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ME! :D
ON TODAY'S INTERVIEWS...
WHY DON'T YOU FIND OUT?
Keldz: Here lies the unfinished pages of Ashes: The Pheonix Chronicles in Dew's memory.
Absol: *sniff* She was smarted than you two put together.
Lucas: She gave me tummy rubs at night.
Keldz: 0.0
Absol: Why are you mentioning this?
Lucas: *crying* I MISS HER SO MUCH!
Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Keldz: *faints*
Lucas: *tackles Dew* YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE BACK! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AND NAG NAG NAG
Absol: *sprays Lucas with Anti-Navi spray* Much better.
Keldz: *coming to* Where the heck have you been?!
Me: Fourth of July, baby!
Everyone: YOU LEFT AROUND JUNE 15TH!
Me: WELL EXCUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS-
Tacocat: *in one of Dew's dresses* I'm a pretty princess!
Me: *facepalm* Get out.
Tacocat: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS , MOFO!
Me: YOU'RE GONNA EAT THOSE NASTY WORDS AND SHOVE THEM IN YOUR NASTY LITTLE MOUTH!
Keldz: S***'s about to go down.
Lucas: Keldz, what have you done?!
Me: *turns into Soap Demon*
Absol: Crapcrapcrapcrap!
Me: *shoves a bar of Dove into Absol's mouth*
Absol: *chocking* BLEEEEARGH! xO
Lucas: XD
Me: *shoves a box of soap in Tacocat's mouth
Tacocat: NUUUUUU MAH MUNCHIES ARE NASTIED!
Me: *looks at Keldz: EAT MY CLEAN WRATH YOU DIRTY LITTLE TURD!
Keldz: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-*g ets drowned by soap*
Me: *turns back into Dew* What happened? Why is the studio wrecked?
Everyone: *glares*
Me: SNOW LEOPARD MEW MEW! METAMORPHASIS! *turns into kitten* Dang it nya!
AWW NYA COME ON NYA!
