Okay so this one wont be as funny as the others but only because I wanted to get the romance going and someone asked to add 2/5 and I said I would in later chapters so now im getting that going. So next chapter will be all 2/5 and the chapter after that will be all 3/4. So remember! This is just the start of something! But I hope you guys at least enjoy it I stayed up till 2 in the morning!


Evemiliana: hah I'm so happy your finally doing fanfiction I hope to read it soon!

Buddygirl1004: well at least now your over right? Ya I hope you don't mind that I used it :/

CallmehHayleeD: lol so many of my friends as if they can draw that and I'm like "no!" haha your mom seems cool my mom would never tell wally to grow balls lol! Wally your such a wimp! Lol a attraction to butter if that's even possible? I think the overly obese people probably have that problem

Wally: how could pick her over me! Im adorable!

Kuki: haven't you heard chicks before dicks?

Wally: there's a saying for chicks?

Everyone: yesssss

Imasmurf93: haha its fun to poke fun at wally! Wait… poke fun? Oi vay….

IloveAussies4: hah I'm glad I made you almost pee yourself :)

Littlemissfg: exactly why I did it because wally cant confess his feelings! BAHAHAHA KUKI! Lol that was huge, I love how we're like "huh… interesting…" if little kids were there they would've been screaming and running away

Yougotrejected: thanks!

KNDFANGIRL: oh that's okay! NOOO I'M A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON! YOU SHOULD JUST HATE ME NOW! *cries in corner* okay I'm cool now, lol I guess wally's parents pronounced it differently in Australia? Lets go with that! Id hate to have a horrible name it'd be so embarrassing! I have no idea what parents think when they do that

.ninja: haha half way through!

Fearofchicken13: AHAHAHAHA! No I just made him act like it sometime just so everyone will make fun of him but really he's not. If you don't believe me then just wait till next chapter ;)

Think purple 54: oh stop please…. No go on! Hahaha jk jk but really thanks that really made my day :)

IamwhoIam19: probably either good or really gross! Probably really gross! You know now I'm hungry! And thanks!

Madier1095: ya he's a freak but he's my freak! That's how I made him!


The next day nobody got even a single text from Chad even through countless calls and texts. Abby and Hoagie still needed to edit the video but time was running out with only 6 days left. Wouldn't you like to take your time on a movie?

Hoagie was trying to take out his trash with much struggle but it was hard to move. He tried pushing and pulling and even picking it up but nothing worked. He heard laughter so he peeked out his garage to look to see Abby, Fanny, and Rachel all sipping some Jamba juice. To look like this is no big deal he just sucked in some air and puffed out his chest and just leaned against it

As Abby walked past she smiled and said "hey Hoags"

He waved back trying to suck the air, she eyed him suspiciously and said bye to Fanny and Rachel. She came up to Hoagie and said "trouble with trash?"

He shook his head with her smiling "you sure?"

He nodded, once he noticed she was just leaning against the garbage as well just drinking her drink he managed to say with little breath as possible "don't you have somewhere to be?"

"naw, I think I'll just hang with you" Abby knew what he was doing, but she loved to watch Hoagie try

Finally as his face turned blue Abby panicked and said quickly "just breath boy!"

He exhaled and was able to breath again "thanks, I thought I was about to pass out"

"I noticed with that wonderful shade of blue you had on" she smiled

"har har har, soooo funny!" he said sarcastically

It was silent but Abby's slurps until Abby spoke up "have you talked to Chad at all?"

"no, Wally must be happier than ever"

Abby sighed "he's so jealous"

"he told me that Kuki thinks it's for some other girl, like he wants a girlfriend or something"

Abby looked at him for a moment still and just cracked up "out of all your jokes that has to be the funniest!"

He didn't reply for a second "I'm serious"

She stopped suddenly "you're joking right? That's a Kuki thing to do but this is worse than when they were ten"

"and when I asked him if there was he said no and rudely punched me!" he rubbed his arm where he was punched "then I asked if he likes her and just didn't reply"

"none?"

"none whatsoever... You think my jokes are funny?" he smiled

"this isn't a fairy tale Hoags" she patted his shoulder

There was a pause till Abby spoke "sometimes Abby feels like they know they like each other but just won't admit it incase they're wrong"

"speak of the love birds" Hoagie saw Kuki and Wally walking down the street laughing and having a good time

Abby slipped her juice in the garbage and looked at Hoagie "so about this garbage..."

Hoagie blushed "it's heavy"

Abby rolled her eyes and easily pulled it, she stopped and turned around "it's sad that I can pull it and you can't"

He scrunched up his face "oh yah? I found a faster way!"

He took the bags of garbage out of the garbage bins and turned his watch which released a laser, disintegrating it. he folded his arms and looked at Abby all knowing

Abby rolled her eyes "awesome, you found a lazy way of taking out the garbage"

Just then Kuki saw them with the garage and said cheerfully "hey guys!"

They smiled and said "hi" back and Hoagie went next to Wally with a little nudge "so strolling with Kuki?"

"we were just hanging out you weirdo. How about you and Abby? Making out in the car?"

"toshè" said Hoagie as he snapped his fingers

Kuki was inspecting the garbage bin very close and Abby just questioned "girl what are you doing?"

It took a second for Kuki to answer "how many people could you fit in this?"

"why?" asked Wally till he asked quietly "do you need someone to get rid of? My uncle Leo can help ya. You don't have to plant the body on Hoagie but that would be funny"

Kuki retracted "no! I was thinking-"

"thinking? The world is ending Kuki is thinking!" Wally looked like he was ready to panic

She punched him "oh shut up! I just wanted to try something..."

Hoagie thought for a moment "how would finding a dead body in my garbage be funny?"

Wally shrugged "it's funny when my uncle does it"

"you were serious?" shrieked Hoagie who just went pale

Wally laughed "I'm kidding! Jeeze, take a joke" then he looked in the different direction worried

Kuki asked Abby "can you go in there for a minute" Kuki pointed toward the bin

"the bin that probably had dog crap, leaked soda, and fish?" Abby weakly pointed toward the bin in a disgusted way

Kuki nodded, Abby shrugged "sure, I've had to swim through Wally's stomach juices"

They laid the bin down with Abby crawling in and turned it back up while closing the lid. Hoagie asked "what were you thinking"

"we were going to roll her down the driveway!" said Kuki excitedly

"but we did that when we were 10 and we kept on accidentally dropping it or it went to fast and swerved out of control!" replied Hoagie

"I almost died! Well almost broke a arm" said Wally

"but we're older and more balanced" Kuki smiled hoping they'd go for the idea

The guys shrugged and everyone ran down the driveways with the wheels turning as fast as they could go (my trash bins have wheels, please don't fit someone in a rolling trash bin and run down the drive. Its so stupid but fun... I should know cause I've done it)and Abby screaming like bloody murder

Once they stopped they laughed so hard they were ready to pee themselves until Abby popped out and looked upset until she laughed "that was so stupid!"

Everyone tried but with Wally they accidentally slipped and it went wild so once he got out he was ready to pee "I think I peed while I was in there!"

Finally Hoagie had to go and warned "you better not drop me"

"we won't drop you" said Wally as he closed the lid. Once it was closed Wally asked excitedly "do you guys want to let go half way down?"

Kuki nodded excited but Abby said "guys that's really stupid"

Wally looked at her weird "and this isn't? Abby we are teenagers, you can't spell stupid without teenagers"

"well the way you spell of course you can" said Abby "but you have a point" and joined in

So half way down they pushed the bin and it just dragged into the street with cars beeping and swerving. Everyone screamed "Hoagie!" and closed their eyes except for Wally incase of another job for uncle Leo

Once everyone looked up they saw cars swerved into fire hydrants and kids playing with the spewing water from the fire hydrants, drivers yelling at one another, skid marks, and Hoagie crawling out screaming "you idiots!"

Everyone froze, "that was freaking amazing! What happened here?" Hoagie asked as he looked around

Abby grabbed his hand and dragged him away "nothing oh nothing. Let's just go before someone see's us"

Everyone rushed inside and ran toward the basement and once they sat down they laughed "I can't believe we did that" said Abby laying down

Kuki stood up and bowed "thank you, please no applause for the great but stupid idea!"

Hoagie saw a game and yelled "Just Dance 2 anyone?"

Everyone said yes then Wally said "you guys sure, I'm pretty awesome"

Everyone thought he was full of prunes (yes prunes) so Abby and Hhoagie played and were beaten badly. Hoagie asked "Wally how'd you get so good?"

"Joey loves this game. I have to play with him when I'm babysitting"

Kuki said "aww that's so cute!" she tugged on his sleeve but Wally tugged it away "yah yah, so you playing or not babe?"

Kuki froze "babe?"

He froze and went red "sorry, just slipped out. I call some girls babe"

"like who?" asked Kuki, Wally knew he was in deep now

"like Sydney, those girls"

Kuki crossed her arms "the sluts" then she had a thought "you're calling me a slut!" and pointed at him accusingly

"what? No! Plus you havent even had a boyfriend, beside for that Sandy kid when we were 10 who was actually just pretend" then he passed the controller "you playing or not?"

"I dont know, I haven't played in forever"

"just do it, it would make the others feel good"

Hoagie piped up "so us losers are called others now huh? Very appreciated here"

"har har har" said Wally as he made a face. Kuki grabbed it and changed her name but instead of kooks like people expect she put beast

"I pick or you?" asked Kuki

"you can since your going down sanban"

"you will win" she said sadly "you just might Beetles"

Then she picked Toxic and they started to dance, Wally only moved his arms while Kuki moved her whole body. Kuki was kicking Wally's butt so to hopefully catch up he did the body motions to which led to laughter from Abby and Hoagie

"he either wants to show off to Kuki or just really want to win" snickered Hoagie with Wally shouting "shut it"

In the end Kuki broke the high score and left Wally in the dust. Wally protested "you tricked me! You said you haven't played this in forever!"

"I haven't, but that doesn't mean I'm not good" she took his hand and put the controller in it "maybe next time babe" she winked and high fived Abby with Wally just stunned

Hoagie slapped his head upside the head "way to go!"

Wally looked at him and tackled him in the couch and they went at it until Hoagie said "ow my eye!"

"you have goggles moron"

"I know but I was getting my butt handed to me"

Kuki looked at her cell phone "shoot I have to go!"

"where?" asked Wally

"my mom wants me to go to her book club with her"

"why?" Abby asked

"my mom's been reading child bonding books or something"

"thinking, now bonding? Damn what will these woman do next?" said Wally jokingly

Kuki smiled and asked "anyone coming with?"

"can you be a big girl and walk home yourself?" asked Wally in a baby voice

"ha ha ha" Kuki said sarcastic "just wondering"

"I'll just stay with Hoagie, I told him I'd hang with him" Abby said

"I'll come" Wally volunteered "I know this will get awkward fast"

"unless something happens between you and Kuki" Hoagie said quickly

"trust me, nothings going to happen" Wally said reassuring, Kuki sighed

He looked at her "what?"

"do you hate me?" she asked with her eyes full of sadness which made Wally suddenly feel guilty

"huh?"

"I think you hate me, isnt that right?"

Hoagie was pushing them out the door "walked right into that one Wally, see ya!"

"mother-" screamed Wally but before Wally could finish Hoagie closed the door


Sorry if you didn't laugh as much and just smiled…. :( just like I said in the beginning this is just the elaboration chapter but next chapter I promise you guys will go "awww!" in the next few chapters! So please review!