Dawn of Hospitality

Don't touch

"'Ey, watcha doin shiney?"

"Redundant Query: What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Bah! Dats why I asked ya! Ya need me ta take alook at yer parts?"

"Nervous Answer: Your services are not required."

"Bu' come on! Looks real shiney, like you!"

"Agitated Statement: It is a non-lethal and much smaller version of one of my peoples weapons if you must."

"Oh! Den I see yer problem already!"

"Query: And just what would that be?"

"Needs moe dakka!"

K!113r sighed in dissapointment as how he should have seen that comming. Romminal laughed loudly, smacking his back and almost sending the necron flying across the kitchen table. His souless green eyes glared at Romminals yellow ones, but the ork only grinned wide. Shaking his head, K!113r turned back to the mass of spare parts scattered across the table. Over an hour of having to deal with the greenskins constant 'suggestions' dettered his progress considerably.

"So... is it a shoota?"

"Answer: No."

"Choppa?"

"Answer: No."

"...Big shoota?"

"Agitated Query: Do you have nothing better to do?"

"Nuh uh."

"Hopeless Statement: Of course you don't..."

"'Ere, wut if ya put dis here part ove-ow! Why ya hit me shiney?"

"Answer: Your agreement to staying here is to never build anything, ever."

"Stupid... 'Ointy ears, shineys... normal and blue oomies... nevah do nothin' fun."

To Romminals credit, he lasted almost ten striaght minutes before he began to shake from the lack of anything happening As K!113r thought. Finally cracking, he surged his hands forward and began to move like lightning.

"Agressive Threat: Let go you brute or so help me I will... kill... is it beeping?"

"Ya distracted me, dunno what I did. Maybe if I press dis butto-"

BOOOOOOOOM!

Michael and Tai came rushing out of the firewarriors room, game console suddenly on pause as an explosion rocked the appartment. Several car alarms went off outside as pieces of debris skipped and clattered across the floor.

"What was th-GOLDEN THRONE OF TERRA!" Michael yelped as he looked down to see an even more depressed then usual face attatched to a severed head frowning up at him. The severed head blinked once before closing its eyes.

"Sorrowful Statement: I hate my life..." K!113rs head sniffed as Romminal, now no longer sporting any eyebrows and covered in ash, appeared from the smoke billowing from the kitchen.

"DAT WAS AWSUM! 'ES DO IT AGAIN!"

A/N: Desided to spend a chapter focused on the two I've done the least with, hope you enjoyed it. Also, for any of you who care, I put up a small set of discriptions on my profile page about each of the room mates.

Invader jrek- I'm not familiar with that type of assassin droid, sorry. :/

gra5er- Your too kind my friend!

Joshabi- I honestly about fell outa my chair after reading that, but I do agree with you on that one.