PART ELEVEN

"John, put the damn pants on!" Keira shouted, having to fend off Javelin now as well as try to get her charge under control. "Put them on!"

John's response was dive over the nearest couch, vaulting over Batista and Lamika.

"KEIRA!" Lamika shrieked. "He just…" She stopped when Batista leaned over the couch to look down at the laughing John, screaming when the couch tipped.

Javelin stopped trying to get past Keira, now laughing his own ass off, barely aware that Ashley had grabbed his arm in an effort to stop him from killing someone.

"Help!" Came John's muffled voice from underneath the two, having barely missed being squashed by the couch.

Patsy and 'Taker stood up from the card table they'd been sitting on, both wearing identical smirks on their faces.

Cindy had wheeled herself around to look behind the couch, beginning to giggle insanely, moving back when the couch was straightened up. She almost backed up right into Ken but he caught her before she could run over his feet, his own eyes widening, starting to chuckle himself.

"Well don't just laugh, tell us what's going on!" Mands demanded, planting her hands on her hips, looking worried.

Kane and Triple H were up as well, though Edge and Jillian were both hanging back, looking positively mutinous.

Batista was the first one up, a very disturbed expression on his face. He bent down to help Lamika up who was smirking broadly, shooting Keira a knowing look.

"Can I have my pants now?" Came John's hushed voice, sounding like he might be traumatized.

Keira tossed them over the couch, eyeing Lamika wonderingly.

Lamika pulled her arm away from Batista and walked over to her friend, quickly becoming surrounded by the other women before whispering something.

"You wench!" Keira shrieked.

"Not my fault!"

***

Batista wasn't faring any better, point blank refusing to look at John.

"What the hell happened back there?" Jeff demanded, looking curiously back and forth between the two.

John and Batista both blushed, each looking in opposite directions.

Ken wasn't shy though. "It was a 69." He said gleefully.

'Taker snorted, choking on his beer. "Wait a minute… yeh mean to tell me them boys were…" He started laughing, bending down to pound a fist against his knee.

"The Animal got Cena's…" Jeff had to lean against Carlito for support.

"Apples in his mouth!" Carlito supplied when his friend couldn't finish.

John and Batista both lunged.

***

"Fight!" Kayla screamed, ducking when a chair came hurtling out of nowhere.

Marcus and Javelin instantly dived into the mess.

Ashley and Jillian stood with the other women, both clearly not impressed, apparently this was a common occurrence.

Daria exchanged looks with Patsy before pulling out her stun gun, wading into the fighting men, Patsy following with a slightly amused expression on her face.

"Oh lord…" Lana sighed.

That sentiment was echoed by the rest.

***

"Sumbitch!" 'Taker shouted, dropping down to one knee. He gritted his teeth, glancing over his shoulder to find Daria smirking, holding a taser in front of her. "You lil…"

"Witch." She supplied. "Now calm down before I do it again."

***

Mands snickered when she got Edge, trying not to find the sight of him hopping around amusing. "Grab a seat!" She ordered, prepared to stun him again if needed.

"Who do you think you-" He didn't get to finish that sentence.

***

"NOT COOL!" Carlito yelped, rubbing his ass. "Definitely not cool!" He spun around to find Cindy giggling, her patented innocent expression firmly in place. "Not you…"

"Oh yes, me. Now, we can do this the hard way or my way, pick one." She said, her voice almost angelic.

Carlito instantly dropped down, sitting on the floor quietly, ignoring the pain in his butt. "Not cool, not cool…" He muttered.