Oh look who's updating like a motherfuckin G. But to be honest I'm only updating because I can't practice for Grease because my dumb ass got injured. I got runner's knee and I hurts like fuck. I should be at my friends house practicing but no I'm a complete dumb ass.

Disclaimer: I don't own twilight. If I did I would put way more lesbian couples in there for fun.

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"So tell me again how the fuck did I get dragged into this?" Lindsie groaned.

"I'm sorry but I didn't want to get my ass kicked and he suggested it. Sorta. But more like assumed. So I took the oppurtunity. You can make me look or sound like a complete ass, idiot, player or love-sick puppy. Just please help me out. I mean I'll owe you big time." I pouted and she sighed.

"Fine," She said. I started to jump up and down cheering. "But," uh-oh this doesn't sound good, "I can say you almost made me want to be with a man." She smirked deviously. DAMN IT!


"So Lindsie how did you and Bella meet?" Emmet asked.

"We met in highschool. I was Bella's first girlfriend." She said.

"When did you start dating?" Edward asked.

"Begining of freshman year. She was my freshman mistake." I flinched. Over kill much?

"And why is that?" Jane asked.

"OH. Don't get me started. She reffered to me as her friend whenever a hot girl was around, she never got me a gift on our 2 month annerversity, She sucked in bed and she was always late to something important to me." She glared at me.

"DAMN!" Alice said. "You fucked up big time Bella!" I glared at Alice.

"What do you expect. Jane wasn't a saint herself." I smirked at her deviously. "She slept with half of the school's cheerleaders, Tryed to change who I am, Brought up my parents repeatedly and fucking shouted to the whole school that I was a virgin. Which brought my rep down. I got fucking tormented until she caught me cheating and It so happened to be with the hottest girl in the school." I smiled at Jane sweetly and batted my eyelashes. "Isn't that right Honey?" I said innocently. Emmet and Edward bursted into a fit of laughter. Lindsie glared at me again. I pulled out my phone and texted Lindsie.

Payback a bitch. Ain't it hun?

- Bella XOXO ;)


I waded in the water of lake Michigan trying to gain some sort of peace after today. Jane and Alice have been texting me non-stop asking me where I am. I've ignored every message. I need this moment to chill and have some me time.

I see you over there so hipnotic

Thinking about what I do to that body

I get you like

ooh baby baby

ooh baby baby

ah-oh baby baby

ooh baby baby

Got no drink in my hand

But I'm wasted

Getting drunk of the thought of you naked

I get you like -

"Speak to me," I said into my phone.

"Hey B, whats up?" A familiar voice said.

"I don't know Leah you tell me." I smirked.