A/N: I recently read about a woman that dislocated her partner's shoulder during sex. While I'm sure that must be painful and embarrassing, I have to applaud the couple's enthusiasm. I thank them for the inspiration for this week's drabble. Hehehehehehehe!

Love Hurts (crack)

The Medi-witch raised her wand and gave Ron a bracing look. "Grit you teeth, dear."

Ron gripped Harry's hand. Harry bit his lip and watched the witch spiral her wand over Ron's shoulder.

He felt so guilty.

The witch said the incantation, and there was a loud, sickening CRACK! as Ron's shoulder popped back into place. Ron muffled a scream; sweat beaded across his flushed face.

Harry was glad she hadn't asked how Ron had dislocated his shoulder.

"That's done," she grinned, "but while I'm at it, do you want me to heal the scratches down your back as well?"