Dear Mobius High Advice,
I absolutely hate going to school with my two twin brothers! They constantly get on my nerves. Just the other day, one of them got into my locker somehow and put a bunch of tennis balls inside, so when I opened it, they all fell on top of me! I was so embarrassed and the tennis coach made me pick all of them up, even though it was not my brothers' fault. What can I do to stop these pestering hedgehogs?
-Pink Princess
Dear Pink Princess,
Having siblings in school is always setting up for a bad time, especially if they are pulling pranks on you daily. While the Mobius High Times does not condone revenge, a simple prank back could not hurt your situation. One of the best pranks we have come up with for you is to write love letters to both of your brothers saying you are a secret admirer. Tell them to meet you at a café or restaurant, but you will actually be setting them up with each other. When they arrive, they will find out they are both there for the same girl and argue over who should date her. Just make sure you get the whole thing on film so you can have something against them for later. Once again, The Mobius High Times does not condone revenge, pranking, or blackmail. We are a professional newspaper. (But still, totally do this. We want to see it happen).
-Mobius High Advice
Dear Mobius High Advice,
My classes are starting to inundate me. With all my honors and AP classes, I barely have time to do the things I love, like building machines and hanging out with my fast friends. I guess I could really use some study and organization tips. What can you recommend I do to get my busy schedule not so busy?
-Two Tailed Mechanic
Dear Two Tailed Mechanic,
Sounds like you have some tough classes. Never fear: we have to solutions you seek. The first thing you should look into is getting a Study Hall. Mobius High gives Study Hall classes to all AP and honors students. The class has no credit, but it gives you time to finish a lot of work during the school day. As for organizing, we recommend that you look into buying a desk calendar or planner. A calendar or planner can help you remember due dates for assignments, test dates, and help you keep track of when you should be doing homework and for what class. One extreme study tactic we know of is to read ahead one chapter during the weekend so you are better prepared for class and can work in and out of class more diligently. The tactic only works if you consistently stay ahead, but once you get into the system, you will have a surplus of time to spend on the things you love so dearly.
-Mobius High Advice
