Lucina Reacts to Fanart!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Lucina Reacts! And yes, there will be fanart. Rule 34, you say? Yeah, this chapter will cover that, seeming as fanart and rule 34 go hand in hand. Oh man...poor Lucina. Just...I love making her so embarrassed but sometimes I regret it. And then I picture a blushing Lucina and immediately I regret nothing.

As I'm sure none of you do. You are reading this terrible fic, after all. Eh, let's get it done before I ramble.

DISCLAIMER: Fire Emblem belongs to Nintendo, otherwise there would be an entire comedy DLC map set based on Lucina.

All mentioned characters and franchises belong to their respective owners.

All mentioned fanart only coincidentally resembles existing fanarts.


"Luciiiiinaaaaa..." Morgan slumped over the back of Lucina's chair, as the princess was attempting to read a book. The tactician yawned before placing her arms over Lucina's shoulders. "I'm boooooooreeeeed!"

"Hm? Where are Gerome and Owain?" Lucina inquired. "And before you ask, I haven't seen Cynthia all day."

Morgan pouted. "Cherche made Gerome sit down and go shopping for material with her, and Owain's busy being shoved through training by Frederick..."

"That would explain why Frederick's shouting's been filling the training room all morning." Lucina nodded. "And why Sully was in a bad mood and griping about getting no training done..."

"Which is why you MUST read with me!" Morgan declared, whipping out the Fanfiction Tome and grinning. Lucina shook her head hurriedly.

"N-no!"

"Why noooot?!" Morgan pouted again. "I just want to do something fun..."
"...I'm not sure reading t-that tome is...f-fun..." Lucina mumbled.

"Come on! What else do you have to do? What's that you're reading?"

"I'm merely helping Robin do some research on Magvelian history to identify a rare artifact which Laurent located." Lucina stated. "Although, considering Anna gave it to him, I'm inclined to believe it's just a cheap imitation she bought from a brigand in a tavern in Regna Ferox just to swindle him."

"Actually, that was me." Morgan raised her hand, chuckling. "Henry thought it'd be funny to give him an orange rock and call it a 'fire stone', telling him it turned foxes gold and gave them nine tails, just so we could screw with his love of science~"

"...is that a usual thing to do to people for fun?" Lucina raised an eyebrow.

"It's called a prank. You really have to start doing those. Might get you a sense of humour~"

"...I don't know whether to be offended or grateful."

"Grateful~" Morgan stated proudly. "I'm teaching you a valuable social skill!"
"I'm not sure I want to be taught this social skill..." The princess muttered.

"So, will you read the tome with me?" Morgan stared at her, her eyes glittering with excitement. "Pleaaaaase?"

"..." Lucina sighed. If she said no, Morgan would be too persistent to shake off, and if she said yes, she would be doomed to read something incredibly perverted and probably involving her doing indecent things with Robin.

She closed her eyes, defeated. "Fine, Morgan, I'll read this with you." She pulled out a chair for Morgan, who clapped happily.

"Eeeexcellent~" Morgan shoved the book in front of them. "Now-"

Opening it, the tactician and Lucina expected something horribly indecent to appear- probably a graphic depiction, as they had discovered the fans seemed to love, of Lucina and Robin engaging in a questionable act that would normally result in the former running out of the room in embarrassment and veiled jealousy.

What they found, however, was completely different.

Lucina held the book up, looking closely. "Is this...normal behavior?"

"...no...not that I know of." Morgan shook her head slowly.

The entire page was a taken up with a sketch of Lucina, clad in the same clothing as Reflet, sitting on a weapons crate, the Parallel Falchion planted into the ground next to her on the left and a Thoron tome in her outstretched right hand. The quality was high, almost comparable to the likes of Libra's beloved paintings, or the incredibly detailed drawings of rotting corpses Henry loved making.

"This is...amazing. And surprisingly not at all indecent." The princess smiled. "Yes...I suppose I like this."

"...are you sure it's not a drawing of you wearing Father's clothes?" Morgan teased her, chuckling. "You know the implications~"
"I don't, actually." Lucina corrected her, before quickly adding, "And I don't want to find out."

Morgan merely gave her an enigmatic smile. "Mhm."

"These must be fan drawings." The princess noted. "...they are certainly beautiful. I appreciate the fact that however our fans are, they must have put effort into making such beautiful sketches about us."

Lucina calmly turned the page, looking at the next sketch. It was also to a similar standard, depicting Cynthia helping her brush her hair and place a flower in it, giving her a thumbs up. She chuckled briefly.

"Oh, I'm not sure this would be so peaceful, knowing my sister." The princess mused. "Nor would it be so easy for her to do something so calmly..."

"I would know. She's fun!" Morgan cheered.

Past Lucina's room window, the sound of several pairs of wings whooshed past. Cynthia's cries for "JUSTICE!" could be heard, followed by the horrified squeaking of who Lucina identified as Noire.

The tactician pouted. "Cynthia decided to recruit Noire to the Cabal without me?!"

"...is scaring Noire to death supposed to be part of the recruitment process? Or is this another 'prank'?"

"Nah, this is a test to see if someone's brave enough for the Justice Cabal!" Morgan announced. "She MUST be manly enough to join the Justice Cabal!"

"...I won't even ask how that would be relevant. I don't think a girl can be manly..."

The tactician scoffed. "Y-you wouldn't understand!"

"Okay..." Lucina nodded slowly, sighing. Suddenly, she felt her stomach rumble and she looked down, frowning. "...it seems I should not have neglected breakfast."

"Fine, I suppose we'll go down to get food..." Morgan frowned, clearly having fun reading the tome with Lucina. Lucina nodded and stood up, walking out of the room.

Morgan smiled to herself. "Ah...if this is what having fun with Mother's like, I wouldn't mind." Sighing, she followed Lucina out of the room, taking the tome with her and accidentally dropping it on a bench without noticing.


Moments later...

Olivia stumbled past the bench in question, clutching a drawing of Gaius to her chest. The dancer had been long smitten with the thief ever since he'd saved her from a particularly well-aimed arrow during a battle with the Risen.

Indeed, her infatuation with the thief could sometimes reach levels comparable with Tharja- if Olivia lacked self-control.

"...I-I wonder what book i-it was that Cordelia r-read back w-when she w-wanted Chrom to...n-notice her..." Olivia mused to herself. "I-I have to know..." Sighing to herself, she sat down, before she felt something hard under her that wasn't the bench.

"Oh!" The dancer jumped up, looking behind her. "What was...t-that..."

The Fanfic Tome sat there, laid open to a page with a drawing of Lucina and Cynthia, the latter brushing the former's hair. Olivia blushed, placing a palm on her cheek, remembering how she'd broken into the library to read this particular tome to find a story about her and Gaius.

"...I..." The dancer put a finger to her lips, thinking. "...d-drawings?" She looked curiously at the tome, gazing around shiftily to make sure nobody was looking, before picking it up and reading it, flipping to the next page.

The drawing was of her dancing happily with Inigo, framed with the setting sun behind them, their expressions as happy as could be. Olivia smiled at this, her cheeks warming.

"...t-this...is beautiful..." Olivia giggled. "I-I must show Inigo t-this..."

"Show him what? Is it a dead thing?" Henry inquired innocently, creeping over her shoulder.

"Aaaah!" The dancer jumped, shaking and blushing. "H-Henry!"

"Yep! It's me! In the flesh!" Henry declared. "The blood-filled, very fragile and squishy flesh!"

"U-uh..."

"Now, show me!" The dark mage asked again.

"...u-uh...s-sure..." Olivia reluctantly showed him the tome. Henry examined it, rubbing his chin, before laughing.

"Absolutely beautiful! Just like my pet Edgar!"

"…...Edgar?" Olivia tilted her head at him, before an absolutely demonic cawing noise filled the halls, forcing the dancer to cup her hands over her ears to ignore the noise.

"H-Henry! W-what is that?!"

A Risen raven, its ribs clearly exposed to its front , whipped past Olivia's head, sending her hiding with a horrified squeal. It settled on Henry's shoulder, folding its wings to its side and examining Olivia with a menacing glare.

"A Risen! I learnt how to control them!" Henry chuckled, petting Edgar's head and feeding him a piece of raw pork. The Risen raven chirped happily, nuzzling its master's head. "I love him! I found him in a hole! His guts were all splattered everywhere and the poor thing was choking! It would've been so magnificent, if I didn't think putting a good corpse to waste was a bad idea..." The dark mage frowned. "So...I brought him with me!"

"...y-you...b-brought back a r-raven as a p-pet?" Olivia tilted her head, now curious in addition to being horrified.

"Of course! Isn't he awesome?" Henry laughed, petting Edgar's head before sitting down on the bench. "Now, come on, show me more of that tome!"

"U-uh...s-sure..." Olivia nodded, showing him the tome. Henry giggled and turned the page, as it showed him, again to a very high quality, sleeping in Olivia's lap.

His eyes actually opened in surprise, as he blinked, confused.. "..."

Olivia, on the other hand, blushed profusely. "W-what?"

"...um..." Henry rapidly flipped the page, finding a different sketch of a horribly mangled raven. He smiled. "I LOVE this tome almost as much as I love death!"

"...o-okay...c-could I have it back now?" The dancer inquired plaintively. "I-I was searching f-for something inside the tome...o-or rather I want to..."

"Sure!" The dark mage passed it back to her, looking curiously over her shoulder to see what she would be looking for. Olivia eagerly rushed through the tome, looking for something-

She found it. It was a sketch of Gaius softly hugging her to his chest, holding up a lollipop to offer her. She blushed, cupping her cheeks and sighing dreamily.

"...is that all you use this tome for?" Henry chuckled. "...huh, guess I know who's the president of the Gaius fanclub!"

"S-shush! Q-quiet!" Olivia cautioned him. "N-nobody needs to know I'm the president!"

"Hehehehe...you should've seen the look on Cordelia's face when I found out she was the president of the Lon'qu fanclub..." Henry chuckled. "She was mortified!"

"H-Henry...d-don't tell anyone..."

"...okay!" The dark mage grinned.

"Really?"
"Of course. I don't betray friends like that!" Henry laughed. "If I REALLY wanted to betray you, I'd place pig guts in your bed! Just like what happened to Nah when she took the last Valmese sweet bun!"

"H-huh-" Olivia tilted her head, before Lucina and Morgan returned around the corner. Morgan looked ill, and Lucina was patting her on the back.

"Ugh...I will never try Sully's cooking again..." Morgan groaned, clutching her stomach. "I feel like a pair of bears is fighting in there..."

"I DID warn you that soup looked suspicious." Lucina sighed, biting her lip with concern. "I don't recall soup ever looking purple." The princess shook her head. "Come on, you can lie in my bed. I'll get something for your stomach."

"...thanks, Mother..." Morgan whispered under her breath, causing Lucina's eyes to widen as she looked at her. "W-what did you say?"
"N-nothing..." The tactician groaned.

The dancer stood up, surprised. "O-Oh! Hello!"

"Hey!" Henry waved at them, his bird cawing.

Lucina tilted her head. "Are you reading the Fanfic Tome?"

"Um...y-yes?" Olivia squeaked out. "I-I promise, I w-wasn't reading anything indecent!"

"Probably looking for indecent Gaius drawings..." Morgan muttered.

"H-how did you know that?!" Olivia screamed.

"Henry and the Justice Cabal are everywhere." Morgan smirked, despite herself.

Lucina shuddered. "I really hope you haven't been watching me..."

The dancer shuddered and went to walk off, before accidentally tripping on Henry's robes.

"Ooh!" The dancer fell towards the floor, dropping the tome, it falling on its side. Lucina hurried to pick it up, flipping it over.

"Hm. Wha-" Lucina froze, her face quickly becoming redder and redder.

Henry tilted his head. "What is that you're looking at? Is it something gruesome?" He walked over to her side, looking into the tome, before himself freezing in shock.

It was an image of Robin and Lucina.

In bed.

Devoid of all clothes.

Doing things that only the likes of Sumia and Olivia could ever come up with in their deepest darkest fantasies.

And judging by the image of Lucina's expression, she was enjoying them.

"I...I..." Lucina sputtered, far too embarrassed to be able to speak.

Henry was left speechless.

Morgan peered over Henry's shoulder, before she giggled.

"Oh dear...Lucina...I never knew you-"
"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT! A-AND MY CHEST ISN'T THAT SMALL! A-AND I WOULD...I...Ihavetodosomething!" The princess ran off, this time to find her father.

Olivia held up her finger. "Wait, why's she taking the tome?"

Morgan chortled. "Never knew she had...those kinds of body image issues..." Then she winced, clutching her belly. "Ow...it still hurts..."


"So...you want us to throw the Tome into the Outrealms?" Chrom inquired, watching his very flustered daughter and a very confused Robin. Lucina nodded quickly.

"Y-yes. Of course! T-this tome HAS to be destroyed or gotten rid of! It's a worse threat than the Risen!" Lucina declared.

"I...I don't understand-" Robin spoke up, before the princess shoved the book- open on the relevant page-and showed it to him. The grandmaster blushed profusely, before nodding quickly.

"L-Lucina's correct. We HAVE to get rid of this thing."

The Exalt sighed. "That may be the case...but the Fortune Teller told us we cannot use the Outrealm Gate for such purposes."

"That will not be needed." Miriel spoke up, adjusting her glasses. "I have ways of discarding the object that I wish to test out. If it is an Outrealm you need, then I can be of service."

Robin sighed in relief. "Miriel, for once, your insane science might be of use..."

"Just hand me the tome." The mage reached out for it, and Lucina gladly handed it to her.

"Excellent." Miriel laughed maniacally, before clearing her throat and adjusting her glasses. "That will be all." With a sweep of her cloak, the mage exited the room. Lucina and Robin shared a sigh of relief.

"Well, that's the end of that." Lucina said, relieved. "Glad to see that that tome will...never pester us again."

"Yeah..." Robin laughed nervously. "...I-I'm...not going to miss that thing after what it just showed us..."

"Y-yeah, I wouldn't b-be interested in doing that with you." Lucina added quickly.

"O-Of course!" Robin nodded just as hastily. "T-that would be...unusual, yes?"

Sumia, who was sitting next to Chrom, giggled. "Oh, you two..."

Chrom looked at her curiously. "Huh?"
"Noooothing!"

An explosion sounded outside the palace, followed by the crazed laughter the four had come to know as Miriel's.

"SUCCESS! IT WORKED! SCIENCE HAS SERVED ME WELL ONCE AGAIN!"

Chrom sighed. "...and yet that tome's disappearance won't stop that."

Robin nodded. "I have a feeling it isn't over yet."

"Huh?" Lucina looked over at him. "What do you mean?"
"...don't you think that was a little too easy?"
"D-don't say that! That tome is gone! Our troubles are over!"

Later that night...

Lucina frowned, noting Todd's footwork. She and the male tactician were sparring in the courtyard as sunset came, using wooden training blades.

"You leave your flank far too exposed." The princess cautioned him. Todd sighed.

"Dammit. I knew I should've reclassed to Hero or something." He grumbled. "I'm better with a tome! I'm Rank A with those!"
"...huh?" Lucina stared at him. "What are you talking about?"

"...Nothing." Todd sighed. "Figures that nobody knows their own game mechanics."

"Anyway, Todd. You need to watch your flank more carefully if you plan on using a sword." Lucina repositioned herself, preparing for a second round. "Are you ready?"
"Yeah." Todd readied himself, shaking his head to refresh himself. "Let's do this!"

They were interrupted, however, by Morgan busting into the courtyard. She looked excited and awed by something she'd found.

"Mother! Todd! I-I found something!" The female tactician rushed in, clutching something in her arms. Lucina put down the sword, moving over to her.

"Morgan, I'm in the middle of teaching Todd how to fight. What do you need to show me?" The princess inquired.

Morgan held up the thing she'd found.

It was a sleek, black rectangle, a strange symbol embossed in silver in the middle. There were hinges to the top, seemingly indicating that the rectangle opened up to reveal something.

"I just found this thing outside the palace! I wonder what it is?" Morgan tilted her head.

Todd merely chuckled. "Oh dear god. Lucina, I feel sorry for you."
"Huh? Why?"

"Lucina," Todd said, a mischievous smirk on his face as he gestured towards the sleek rectangle. "...ever heard of a laptop?"


END


A/N: And yes, Todd knows what a laptop is. He knows who Todd Haberkorn (his English VA) is, he knows what Gurren Lagann is, he's probably been to an Outrealm like Earth. Also, did this to open it up for...more things. *kukukukuku*

The insanity involving Lucina discovering the Internet, however, will have to wait until next time!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, thoughts, suggestions, criticisms, and reviews, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!