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"BLOODY HELL!" exclaimed Alois shocked at the sight of hundreds of Kuro students in THE SAME UNIFORM EVERYWHERE FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. The three dark Nobles and their respective butlers where in the middle of Kuro Academy's main hall where all the stone stairs and arched doorways were connected. The same hall where extravagant flowers, the Academy's school crest and ALL THAT CRAP NO ONE PARTICULARLY CARES TO NOTICE, well at least for Alois and co.
"Please watch your use of language, your Highness." Reminded Claude breaking the previous record of 100 times, it was 101 times AND COUNTING, THAT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT ONE IS PROUD OF.
"Avoid attention Alois Trancy. Our mission starts now." Warned Ciel with his wooden cane hitting the COLD, HARD GROUND, the sound echoed throughout the entire hall. He was SO CLOSE FROM SLICING THE THIN THREAD OF TEMPERAMENT.
"Our cover is to be ordinary Noble transfer students at Kuro Academy." Alice stated in PASSION who landed a swift punch of Judgement upon Alois's blonde head with full force of HATRED.
"Argh!" Alois gripped his head in throbbing agony and returned a VIOLENT GLARE directly through Alice who hissed then diverted her gaze. WELL AT LEAST ALOIS WASN'T IGNORED COMPLETELY, RIGHT? Happy friends! ~
"Enough, we must reach the 12th classroom before the bell chimes." Ciel recalled out loud in a cold demeanor.
TO THE 12th CLASSROOM OF KURO ACADEMY IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THE MISSION IN ACTION:
"Attention young masters and mistresses!" exclaimed the teacher, an old and plain man in a black suit who was suited to be a home tutor OR mansion butler. Overall he was the typical school geezer in Trancy's translation, oh how Alois was URGED TO PUSH THE DISGUSTING PEDO DOWN THE STAIRS TO HIS LATE DEATH…Ciel, Alice and their butlers would be in the background staring blankly at Alois's insane murder while his servants would WALK LEISURELY BY ON A VISIT OUT OF INSTINCT.
"Though it's halfway through the first semester we are fortunate to have three new students joining our class. Please introduce yourselves…"
"Hi! I'm Alois Trancy the Queen's Spider. I transferred here to become the BEST EARL OF ENGLAND. Look forward to me treating you like shit! ~" Alois's carefree attitude tranced the whole class AND teacher into thinking of him as a happy-go-lucky delusional Noble and COMPLETELY IGNORED THE LAST REMARK. Alice and Ciel mentally face-palmed knowing he had JUST BLOWN HIS COVER WITHIN SECONDS. ALOIS WASN'T EVEN QUARTER WAY THROUGH HIS SELF INTRO.
"Alois is a relative of THE EARL TRANCY!" Alice had saved him from his LOW AWARENESS OF THE SITUATION. (Stupidity)
"Greetings, I am Ciel Phantomhive. That is all." Ciel stoically spoke in a mature monotone. Well that was short but it was better than Alois's SELF INTRO.
"Good morning, I'm Alice Nightrave. I hope to get along with everyone!" Alice greeted politely as she bowed her head down slightly in respect. Damn the typical school life crap and on with the DANGEROUS STUDENT TARGETING MISSION WITH POSSIBILITIES OF BLOODY ASSASSINS AND DEMONIC WAR!
"Now that Alois, Ciel and Alice have introduced themselves. How about the three of you sit together at those spare desks over there!" the teacher pointed towards the three wooden desks at the end of the classroom. NOT JUST ANY DESKS, IT WAS AN EXCLUSIVE ACADEMY FOR NOBLES AND YOUNG HEAD OF COMPANIES. The desks were luxury antique-styled tables with intricate carvings of nature's beauty, at least they WOULD BE IF THEY WEREN'T SACRIFICED TREES IN ORDER TO MAKE SCHOOL DESKS. Those splendid, wonderful trees sacrificed…
"T-together…?" All three young Nobles highlighted in unison shakily. The row of THREE DESKS IN TOTAL, from the right sat Alois leaning back and forth on his chair as he had the expression of a sadist who was scheming bloody murders of the teacher, to the left sat Ciel who crossed one leg over the other while his elbows rested on the desk with his fingers laced together in a dark strategic pose and an expression of abysmal coldness. Alice WAS BY CHANCE SITTING IN BETWEEN the DARK DISTURBING Earls with a FORCED EXPRESSION OF SMILING shakily and a SLIGHTLY TWITCHING RIGHT EYE, she sweat dropped dramatically and sensed demonic aura clashing in eerie vibes ALONG WITH AWKWARD SILENCE as she glanced at the two. WORKING WITH THEM WAS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE…a third most ULTIMATE DISTRESSED ranking of the ATTENDING CLASS AND SITTING BETWEEN TWO EVIL EARLS…
"Listen class, get out your maths textbooks!" ordered the teacher who was known as Mr Smith.
The lesson turned out HORRIBLY. The old shitbag….er Mr Smith had written an EXTREMELY COMPLICATED maths question that seemed as if he was testing the young Nobles' intelligence. Truthfully his method of teaching proved to be that of a college-leveled maths professor. All students were forced to answer the question with the CORRECT FORMULA. Then eventually it came down to Alois, Alice and Ciel who all their classmates were desperately depending on OR otherwise lost hope on. How many transfer students knew the correct formula to Mr Smith's cruel question?
"Heheh…" Alois laughed sinisterly to NO ONE IN PARTICULAR. His demonic grin never left his face as he glared darkly at the shitbag-TEACHER.
"What's so funny boy?" queried the teacher strictly.
"Who wants to know?" Alois replied mockingly in a confident and rebellious tone. Alice and Ciel sighed inwardly at his arrogance and by HIS it meant both people. All the young Nobles in the classrooms swerved to face the action.
"You think you're so smart mocking your teacher? You'll need a severe scolding as punishment!" The old man said in disgust.
"Heheh! Is that so? This is a waste of time, YOU'RE A WASTE OF TIME." answered Alois in annoyance then added. "Go die, who needs the existence of a rotting shitbag…"Alice glared at Alois in shocking disbelief and kicked him in the shin from under the table. Alois ignored her and continued to provoke the teacher AND ENJOYING IT.
"What is the meaning of this? Respect your elders!" barked the teacher loudly which resounded from the back of the classroom where the three Nobles sat to the front where their classmates flinched to fear.
"ANSWER THE FORMULA!" The old man's face was red with rage and his scowl was wrinkled into a disgusting expression of…SOMETHING UNPLEASANT…
"Since there's the three of us left why not have us work together on the formula?" asked Alois childishly. Mr Smith was shocked for a second but regained his angry scowl as he took a sharp glance at Alice and Ciel then to Alois and nodded slightly.
"But if the three of you fail to answer the question correctly then YOU'LL HAVE DETENTION." Every Noble besides Alois, Alice and Ciel were silently gasping from the consequence. The teacher gave a proud smile of power who turned the tables on Alois, expecting the three to FAIL MISERABLY.
"Tch! Alois you scheming bastard…" Alice hissed threateningly in annoyance.
"Why did I get involved into this unnecessary conflict?" Ciel asked a rhetorical question coldly.
"Please Alice and Ciel! If you don't save me then I'll be in detention! ~" Alois whined childishly.
"QUIT COMPLAINING!" yelled the old man.
IN LESS THAN A MINUTE THE RIDICULOUSLY HARD QUESTION WAS ANSWERED IN LESS THAN A MINUTE. Ciel wrote the efficient method to achieve the formula in chalk on the blackboard; Alice's quick thinking was an advantage as she worked out the sums of Ciel's written formula and Alois WAS BEING HELPFUL BY NOT GETTING IN THE WAY.
"Now, is this correct?" questioned Alois accusingly as he pointed his finger towards the overwhelmed teacher.
"It is correct…incredible…"
"As it should be." Stated Ciel stoically without emotion but smirked to himself in satisfaction.
"Exactly as it is." Agreed Alice proudly in happiness forgetting the fact she had saved Alois from detention.
"Ah! Wait a moment! You didn't help with completing the formula Trancy!" exclaimed Mr Smith cautiously as he glared down upon Alois.
"Eh?" Alois was confused and puzzled as he stared at him blankly.
"My condition was that all of you must work together to find the formula but you have not even helped once!"
"So then what? Re-do the formula WITH ALOIS? You're kidding me, right? THAT MAKES NO SENSE! Alois you scheming bastard, all this for no benefit!" claimed Alice with an annoyed expression as she punched Alois in the ribs out of anger. Her mind drew a blank card as she felt the teacher's goal was to have Alois get detention on purpose out of self-satisfaction.
"Well that was meaningless." Sighed Ciel feeling he had been used only to be useless but was grateful he wasn't a pawn but involved in the game nevertheless. Ciel broke the chalk in half then CRUSHED IT INTO POWDER and blew in onto Alois's uniform without him noticing. "So boring…"
"Well aren't you determined to force me into detention you old shitbag?" objected Alois in hatred and stuck his contracted tongue out at the teacher out of disrespect.
"THAT'S IT! All you three in detention NOW! Come back once you reflect on your wrongdoings!"
AT THE DETENTION ROOM TO REFLECT FOR MORE REASONS THAN ONE:
"In the end the mission never began…" Ciel sighed deeply in irritation he gripped his cane and prepared to beat the shit of Alois for unforgiving consequences.
"Nooo! Alice save me! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"
"Well isn't this a fun way to start the day! ~" chimed Alice in sarcastic voice.
Meanwhile their butlers were keeping watch of the academy for any signs of suspicion and clues to discover and track down the student targeting culprits. The butlers had the keen ability to sense when danger occurs and arrive at the scene before it begins no matter how far away they are from the location.
"I can sense young master is extremely irritated."
"His highness is in distress…"
"Aren't you going to save the shit-head then?"
"...No"
Thanx 4 reading so far again! Or otherwise u were picking out random chapters to read but who knows?
Oh, anyways...PLZ REVIEW AND I'LL TYPE UP AN EXTRA CHAPTER IN KURO ACADEMY REVOLVING AROUND ALOIS AND ALICE...AND CIEL! Review with benefits, that's how I roll~
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