"Baby what are you doing up?" John asked his wife.

Ashley looked up from the screen of her lap top.

"Couldn't sleep so I decided to see what people on wrestling message boards say about us" she replied.

"Do you do this a lot?"

"Every once in a while when I'm really bored" she answered.

"Hun when did we get divorced?" she asked.

"I didn't know we did" he said . John figured he'd play along with her little game.

"Because according to this we are divorced, I took the kids and am currently engaged to Trademarc and you are married to this chick named Jessica and have a son named John Jr. and another one on the way who is going to be named after the late Eddie Guerrero"

"Wow we are really way behind" John laughed.

"You asshole why didn't you tell me you had a new son… as your ex-wife I think I should know these things" Ashley teased.

"When did you get engaged to my cousin?"

"About 3 weeks ago"

Both John and Ashley shared a laugh by now they knew not to take these things so seriously. But it was still pretty sad people sat there making crap like that up.

"Oh god we need more productive lives" Ashley wiped the tears from her eyes. " I should call Marc and be like honey I want to get married on Valentine's Day, he is going to think I'm stoned but it would be funny"

"Who's getting married on Valentine's Day" Talon asked before yawning. It was late but he had heard voices so he took it upon himself to see what it was.

"Me and Marc" Ashley replied.

Talon looked at his parents for a minute before he blinked a few times. "Did I miss something?" he asked.

Ashley read to him the post on the message board. Talon shook his head.

"Dumb ass people" he said laughing as well. "you guys better never get divorced because you two are too perfect for each other"

"How so?" Ashley asked.

"How about you two are both jackasses" Maddie said entering the room.

"When the hell did you get here?" John asked.

"I wasn't finished you both have really random senses of humor and tend to go on tangent about the stupidest things, it takes a lot to piss you two off, both of you would rather die than move out of Massachusetts no matter how cold it is, you both are great parents, and finally only you two can put up with one another"

"Except for the last one that was really sweet Maddie" Ashley said.

"So why are ya'll talkin bout divorce?" Maddie asked "John you didn't do something stupid again did you" Maddie was referring to John kicking Ashley out and then making Candice his girlfriend.

"Why do you always assume that I did something wrong?" John was offended.

"I'm sorry John" Maddie apologized "but why are ya'll talkin about divorce for?"

Ashley printed out the stuff written on them message boards and handed it to Maddie.

"These people are stupid" Maddie said "I oughta beat the fuck out of them with my aluminum bat"

"Man Maddie being pregnant is even more dangerous than her not being pregnant" John whispered to Talon.

"Poor Matt" he whispered back.

They both snickered a little at the thought of Matt Hardy having to deal with a hormonal Maddie for the rest of her pregnancy.

"What are you two laughing at ?" Maddie asked with fire in her eyes.

Ashley knowing her husband and son very well knew exactly what they were laughing at but she wasn't about to let Maddie kill them.

"They saw the new Will Farrell movie today, you know how guys are they are still laughing at the stupid parts of the movie 12 hours later" Ashley was looking at her husband he looked relived "Isn't that right Sweetie?"

"Yep Baby girl it is" he replied.

"Well I'm tired so I think I'll go back to bed" Talon said. He couldn't wait to get out of that room the new Maddie was scaring him.

"Yeah me too" John said "night ladies"

"Night John" both Ashley and Maddie said.

After John and Talon had left Ashley and Maddie sat quiet for a while.

"Maddie can I tell you something in private?' Ashley asked.

"Yeah sure" Maddie replied.

"I'm opening up a nightclub" Ashley announced.

"Why?" Maddie asked.

"When was the last time we were at a really good club while we were on the road?" Ashley asked.

"True"

"Besides this club is gonna be off the chain … it is a Ashley Harris-Cena creation after all" Ashley said cockily.

"You have a name?" Maddie asked.

"The Lair" Ashley replied.

"The Lair that makes it sound all gothic" Maddie said.

"Well I'm sorry Maddie but Coyote Ugly and The Viper Room were taken" Ashley said dryly.

"Oh I have some good memories in the Viper Room" Maddie reminisced.

"I don't even want to know" Ashley said. "because I have a feeling I'm going to regret knowing"

"Oh like you have never had sex in the bathroom of a night club" Maddie retorted.

"Not in Johnny Depp's club I didn't" Ashley said

"Yeah well you and John have had sex everywhere but on top of the kitchen sink" Maddie said.

"What me and John do is our own business" Ashley started getting defensive.

"What's up with you?" Maddie asked.

"Nothing I'm fine" Ashley replied.

"Now I've know you long enough to know that you are lying" Maddie said "so you want to tell me the truth"

"Maddie I said it was nothing so drop it please" Ashley said.

"Fine be that way"

"By the way what are you doing here this late?" Ashley asked.

"Matt is on the road and I got lonely and what with me and Matt living literally right down the street I came over" Maddie replied.

"We really need to change the locks" Ashley mumbled to herself.

"What was that?" Maddie asked.

"I said I want ice cream" Ashley said.

"3 am cravings are a bitch aren't they"

"They're not as bad as morning sickness so I'll take what I can get" Ashley replied.

"So you haven't had any morning sickness yet?" Maddie asked "lucky bitch"

"No my body is just making up for the hard time I had to go through with Avery and Isabella" Ashley remarked "I had anything and everything, heartburn, morning sickness, afternoon sickness … etc"

"Girl don't even get me started, I'm barely 3 months and I already want this kid out of me"

"I really hated being pregnant at first but now I don't mind it" Ashley said "I have been really lucky to have 3 really smooth pregnancies"

A few days later…

"Hey mom what's in this box?" Talon asked.

"No idea sweetie why don't you open it and find out" Ashley replied.

"It's filled with tapes and DVD's" Talon said.

"Oh those are the home movie we used to make!" Ashley exclaimed "I thought we lost them"

It was a rainy afternoon in Massachusetts so Ashley had everyone cleaning. Talon got a really great idea.

"Ma why don't we take a break and watch a few" Talon suggested praying that these home videos would mean the end of cleaning.

"Yeah sure go get everyone else" Ashley said.

The whole family was scattered around the living room. Even Dorian was over which was nothing new he was over nearly every weekend since he and Talon had been reunited.

Talon popped the first DVD into the DVD player.

"Oh I remember this" Gracie said.

On the screen was a 7 year old Gracie and the three boys they were all dancing and trying to sing along with Aerosmith's Cryin' but none of them really knew the words.

"Aww look at Little Talon" Dorian teased.

Talon punched Dorian in the shoulder. Dorian just glared in return.

"Where are we in this video mommy?" Bella asked.

"This was the good time before you were born" Christian said.

Bella raised her hand to smack Christian upside his head but she immediately put it down. John and Ashley shared a smile.

"Christian that wasn't very mice" Ashley said "apologize"

"Sorry Bella" Christian said.

"Mommy I wanna sit with you" Avery announced.

"Ok baby" Ashley said as she made room for her daughter one the love seat. Avery curled up against her mother so she was leaning on Ashley's side.

Ashley wasn't sure how to take this affection from her youngest daughter, sure it was a good thing but Avery had always been so independent from a young age.

Later that night …

"Ash this isn't working Avery is too old to be sleeping with us" John said.

"I know but she was near tears and I couldn't say no to her" Ashley replied. "she's my baby"

"But honey are you forgetting about the actual baby?" John asked.

"Of course not but Avery needs me right now"

"Fine but I'm putting her back to bed" John said.

He got up and carefully and scooped Avery up in his arms. He got her to her room before she woke up and started crying. John sighed before John carried her back into the room. Ashley sat up with a smirk.

"Baby come here" Ashley held out her arms for her daughter.

"Daddy is being mean" Avery said.

"Come on we'll cookies and some hot chocolate" Ashley suggested.

Avery is sitting on the counter with her legs dangling off the side.

"You feel like talking about something?" Ashley asked.

"Do you really need to have a baby?" Avery asked.

Ashley laughed a little "Yes I need to have a baby"

"Why?" Avery asked.

"Because sometimes adults decide to have babies" Ashley tried to explain to the best of her knowledge.

"But I'm the baby" Avery whined.

"Yes you were the baby for nine years but you know what being a big sister is so much more fun" Ashley said.

"How so?" Avery asked.

"Well you get to teach the baby things like tying his or her shoes or how to read" Ashley replied.

"But I still want to be the baby" Avery whined.

"You are too much like your father sometimes kiddo" Ashley sat a cup of cocoa in front of Avery.

"Is that a good thing?" Avery asked.

"Yeah it's a very good thing" Ashley kissed her daughter's forehead. "now finish your cocoa because it's late and you need sleep"

Avery sipped her cocoa.

"I want a sister" she said.

"Well we'll have to wait and see on that one" Ashley said.

"Now time for bed because we all know how you get when you don't get enough sleep" Ashley remarked "you get grumpy just like you dad".

Avery giggled "Daddy is funny when he wakes up grumpy".

"Let's not tell him that ok" Ashley said.

Avery jumped off the counter and put her cup in the sink. Then she ran and gave Ashley a kiss.

"Night mommy"

"Night baby"

"Remember mommy I'm not the baby anymore" Avery said.

"You'll always be my baby" Ashley said.

The Next Day…

"Well we're having a girl" Ashley plopped down on the couch next to Maddie.

"You don't sound too excited" Maddie remarked flipping through the channels on the TV.

"I kinda wanted a boy" Ashley admitted.

"You already have 3 boys" Maddie said.

"I also have 3 girls" Ashley reminded her.

"You have any names picked out?" Maddie asked.

"No I'm all out of name, John and I decided to let the kids pick out the name" Ashley replied. Ashley was leaning against the couch with her eyes closed.

"You ok?" Maddie asked.

Ashley didn't answer right away.

"ASHLEY" Maddie yelled.

"What?" Ashley asked.

"I asked you if you were ok and you just kinda spaced out" Maddie said.

"Yeah I'm fine… I just kinda have this funny feeling that I can't really explain" Ashley said.

"Is this what was the matter the other night when you almost bit my head off?" Maddie asked.

"I guess so" Ashley said "maybe it's just me"

"Now anyways back to the name John picked out, Emily and Anna too ordinary for you?"

"Maddie you know as well as I do that I want my kids to have names that will leave them as an individual"

"That's lovely now help me off the couch I gotta go to the bathroom" Maddie ordered.

Ashley stood up and tried to help Maddie up. She began laughing as she tried once again to lift her pregnant friend off the couch, her laughing didn't help the matter any. Maddie was getting more and more irritated by the minute.

"Oh I don't miss that" Ashley said to herself "sucks even more for you because you have twins"

"Ash it ain't funny" Maddie said.

"Then why the hell am I getting such a kick out of it?" Ashley asked.

"I swear when I get off this couch I am going to grab my straight razor and cut your white ass"

Ashley helped Maddie up and now stood with her arms crossed smirking.

"Go ahead run to the bathroom" Ashley taunted.

"Kiss my natural black ass" Maddie said.

"Maddie I know you love me but I'm sorry I'm a married woman those things aren't allowed anymore" Ashley said.

"YA NASTY HEFFER" Maddie yelled from the hall.

"YOU KNOW IT" Ashley yelled back.

"What are you two yellin' about?" John asked.

"Maddie was hitting on me" Ashley replied.

"Really…? I don't know whether to be turned on or grossed out by that"

They both thought about it for a minute.

"Grossed out" the said simultaneously.

"Now John tell me why your wife is a triflin' ass hoe"

"Maddie I've been tryin to figure that out for years" John replied.

"It's because you are a bad influence on me" Ashley said.

"Oh really?" John asked. Then he gave his wife a passionate kiss.

"You done sticking your tongue down her throat?" Maddie asked.

"John don't listen to her she is just mad Matt isn't here" Ashley said "besides it's our house"

"Yeah but I practically live here" Maddie pointed out.

"Believe me Maddie we know you practically live here" John said.

"Shut up jackass" Maddie snapped.

"Baby are you gonna let her call me a jackass?" John asked Ashley.

But before Ashley could answer the kids walked into the room. All 7 looked from one adult to another.

"What's going on?" Bella asked.

John looked at Maddie before answering "Nothing baby we were just talkin".

"Looks like you were fighting to me" Avery commented.

"Kids don't you have homework?" Ashley asked them.

"Yeah" they all said.

"So go do it" Ashley told them.

They obeyed their mother and went to their rooms to do their homework.

"We'll have the discussion again later about you calling John names" Ashley said to Maddie.

"Are you telling me he isn't one?" Maddie asked.

"He may be a jackass" John went to open his mouth to say something "but he is MY jackass"

"You know what… I'm going home" Maddie said.

Ashley watched as Maddie left the house.

"Are you going to go after her?"

"She'll calm down this is Maddie we are talking about, this isn't the first fight we have had" Ashley replied.

John shook his head oh he couldn't wait to go back on the road because there was no way he was dealing with two pregnant women while Matt go peace and quiet.

"Mommy we decided on a name for our baby sister" Avery announced that night at dinner.

"What did you choose?" John asked.

"Our sister is gonna be named Jessie Marie Cena" Christian said.

"Well Jessie Marie it is I guess" Ashley said.

Ok they had a name, one less thing to worry about but then again this was Ashley and John there was always something to worry about.