Disclaimer: I in no way own any of the characters of Fruits Basket
Disclaimer: I in no way own any of the characters of Fruits Basket. I just use them for my random misguiding. And also Momiji is my favorite character. Only the most important characters like Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Hatsuharu, Momiji, Hatori, and Ritzu will be in this one. Why Ritzu? BECAUSE he's a freak and I like him.
Hillarious Tragedy will be joining the fanfiction. So Hillarious Tragedy, if you would rather not, please tell me and I will take you off. I probably second guessed your personality in here and no way want to infrindge on your character at all.
Random Days of Fruits Basket
Karasu – Welcome back guys. The narrator has a temporary leave of absence. She disappeared in the last chapter after Kyou tried saying something, bringing him with her.
Shigure: That pervs getting his way and I'm not?
Karasu- (smacks shigure) No he isn't!
Karasu, still dressed in her babydoll lolita dress heads out of the room through a mysterious door she has seen. The rest of the band, still in the sound booth, hears a loud scream. They rush out to find that they are in a world of cannibals.
Karasu- ZOMBIE!! (points)
Yuki and Shigure look to find a "zombie" eating the narrator of the story. It looks up and slowly ambles over.
Yuki: I think its zombie time. (pulls out a big gun)
Momiji: You're not going to shoot it are you?
Yuki: We have to Momiji. We can't have zombies invading Japan.
Karasu- What about the narrator? And where is Kyou?
Karasu hears a faint mumbling over at the edge of the alley. She looks to find an orange cat grumbling and walking their way.
Karasu- KYOU! (she grabs the cat who is not kyou)
Tohru: Awww. We have to get Kyou and the rest of the gang out of here.
Karasu and Tohru had talked to drown out the sound of the gun firing off at the zombie.
Yuki: Quickly ladies, we must flee this place!
Shigure ushers the ladies back to the group and they run into an old building, hoping not to be spotted by any other zombie things.
Karasu- (petting the cat that is not kyou) I hope we will be safe in here.
Some random thing: (growls)
Tohru: Eek! What is that?
The gang turns to find that they stumbled into a dog pound full of zombie dogs.
Momiji: (worried) there is too many. I don't think we have enough bullets.
Karasu: Nonsense, look at the screen. We are on infinite bullets!
Karasu points up to the top corner of a screen, as if they are all in a video game. Sure enough they were on infinite bullets.
Shigure: (shoots a dog) Gahhh. Didn't kill the thing.
Random person: You have to hit the head.
The gang looks to find Hatori in with them.
Shigure: How did you get here?
Hatori: I followed you guys. You are going to need a medic in case you get injured.
Shigure: OH that makes sense.
Yuki: (kills dog only to be approached by another one) Quickly everyone on the ceiling.
Karasu and company scrambles to find a way to get on the pipes threading throughout the building. She passes the cat up and follows, because no one can leave Kyou behind. But as before the cat wasn't Kyou, unbeknownst to the rest of the cast.
Karasu: Kyou why don't you say anything?!
Cat: meow!
Karasu: Oh being a wise guy I see.
Cat: Meow meow mewwwwww!
Karasu: It doesn't matter. Yuki is taking care of it.
MEANWHILE
Kyou is being trailed by a bunch of ugly looking plant things. He looks back, but its utterly defenseless.
Kyou: I really don't want to take these beads off.
Random girl: You might have to.
Kyou: Who are you?
Hillarious Tragedy: They call me Hillarious Tragedy. (Karasu the writer: Oh yeah this go out to you, loyal reviewer!)
Kyou: What kind of a name is that?!
Tragedy: Its not, it's a nickname.
Kyou: Don't think I don't know that?!
Tragedy: Don't get angry at me!
Kyou: Never mind. We are safe here for the time being, all concrete.
Tragedy: Why do you think I was hiding here from those things!
Kyou: As far as I'm concerned, you just popped up.
Tragedy: you can blame the writer for that. (points out of the screen to Karasu who is fervently writing this so she can put it up like Tragedy had asked.)
Kyou: Wow, its weird how we can do these things.
Tragedy: Shouldn't you be trying to find the gang?
Kyou: I gotta find a weapon first.
Tragedy: Like I said, take the beads off, they'll think you are one of them.
Kyou: No, they might eat me!
Tragedy: I doubt that.
MEANWHILE
Karasu pushes the story back to her and what the gang are doing.
Karasu: Looks like this dog pound is clear.
Momiji: Shouldn't we just pile the bodies outside. I can't stand the site of them.
Tohru: Me either.
Yuki: If we move them, it might attract others.
Karasu- (shudders) I don't think I can take anymore.
Shigure: Don't worry I'll protect you (goes to cuddle Karasu)
Karasu- Cuddle me and you die a zombie death by the writer. (glares)
Shigure: (Swerves and huggles Tohru)
Karasu- That is what I thought.
Yuki: I don't know how we could have gotten here.
Karasu: IT was that door I went through. Its magical, like the remote! If only it could take me home.
Yuki: We will worry about that when we get back to our world..
Karasu- But what if we can't find it when we get back?
Yuki: Don't worry we will.
Karasu – (cuddles the cat that is not Kyou)
They suddenly hear a load roar in the distance. The whole gang huddles up, much to Shigure's pleasure.
Karasu Suma the writer: Now this is where I leave you. I guess we are going to have to hire a new narrator, since our old one is now a zombie. And where did Hatori go? After his initial words spoken it seems as if he has gone silent. And where exactly is Kyou? How will the gang ever get through this!!
Karasu Suma the Charater: Until next time folks (winks)
