Chapter 10: Enter The Lizard People!
As soon as I was informed about a group of rouge American mercenaries, Jase and I usually call then "The Lizard People." Watsup was putting bounties on these assholes, dead or alive. $30,000 a head, with that much cheddar...you could make a killing. I looked over at Jase and said, "Hey Abbot.*" Jase looked at me and said, "What is it Costello*?" I then smirked and said, "How about a little Lizard hunting?" Jase then smiled and answered, "Any hunting is a good sport for me." Rock then got up, "What the hell got you into hunting in the first place?" he asked, "We used to do a lot of it back on Rook Island." Jase answered, I nodded, "Jase and I knew how to hunt not only animals but people as well." Then it brought me back, Dennis' voice echoed in my head, "The jungle will guide you, the tatau will unlock your warrior spirit. You and Jason are Rakyat."
I then said, "First things first, we need some solid information on who we should kill and how it should be done." I then slid Jase my phone and he called Balalaika, "Kapitan, It's Jase. Otaku and I were itching to kill some Lizard men. Really? Okay, I'll inform him." He hung up, "Good news Otaku! There's a flock of those bastards waiting for the perfect opportunity to be killed." This caught my attention, "Please, I'm all ears." I retorted, Jase then said, "Balalaika's putting a higher bounty on them but it only applies to those who work for Hotel Moscow." I then had a sadistic smile on my face, "So how much is Kapitan charging a head?" Jase then held up five fingers, "50 Grand a head, with that we'd be pretty set." I then said, "Damn! I'm in!" Just then, I hallucinated about Vaas. "You know, that's the thing about you. You have all this greed and it'll ruin you to the grave." I then asked, "What do you know Vaas? You're just a figment of my imagination." Soon after Jase and I were over at the Yellow Flag coming up good attack stratagies.
Just then, in the reflection of my glass...The reptilian mercenaries showed up with Shen Hua and the cleaner named Sawyer. "They're here." I said, Jase and I got our guns out ready for a fight. We were planning on tkaing the fight to them! "We know you here! Rakyat Bastards, come out and face us!" Shen Hua shouted at us, "Bitch! It's gonna be a cold day in hell along with a dire blowjob before I take any orders from you!" I said in defiance, "Maybe you didn't hear her, She wants you to come out so we can kill you like you killed Chang." Sawyer said with a microphone to her throat. Jase and I were wearing Juggernaut body armor, compliments of Balalaika. Armed with light machine guns, I kicked the door down, "TIME TO DO THE DEATH DANCE MOTHERFUCKERS!" Jase and I shouted in unison, I played Bodies by Drowning Pool, and let the lead fly. Bullets sprayed ripping through the rouge Americans and causing pools of blood to mix together. This was going to be a Rook Island style massacre. Jase and I were being merciless to our enemies, when Sawyer came charging at me with her chainsaw, I ducked and Jase hammered her with a barrage of bullets ripping the cleaner to shreds.
I walked up to her, she was still breathing, how was that even possible? She then placed her microphone to her neck, "Please, show me mercy." I then retorted, "God has mercy, I don't." I killed her with more bullets and her head was just obliterated. Shen Hua then came at me with her knives. "You fight good, but not good enough." I caught one of her knives in mid air, and tossed it to one side. "Is that all you got, Chinglish? Don't make me laugh!" She sneered at the name Chinglish, 'Cause that's Revy's nickname for her. We then heard the shot of Revy's Sword Cutlass. "Hey, Chinglish! Remember me?" As soon as she turned her attention away from me, I then unloaded some bullets onto Shen Hua's legs, she went down hard and I pulled out my Glock and shot her hands. "You lucky bastard, you had slut on your side." I then sneered and said, "You know, there's three things I hate in this world, 1) Not getting paid for doing a contract killing, 2) People who don't give me any additional information on a job, and 3) People who call women I work with, Sluts."
I then punched her in the face, and when she came to, she found herself gagged and bound in duct tape. "MMMMHHMMHHHHHHMMM!" She tried to talk but she can't because of the gag, I then did my best impression of Vaas, "Have I ever told you, the definition of insanty? Insanity is...doing the same fucking thing over and over and over again and expecting shit to change. Like, 'This time, it's going to be different. No, no, this time is going to be different', that is crazy. When I first heard that from him, I killed him. Just like BANG. You know, I don't like the way you're looking at me but it's all cool, it's just water under the bridge." I then kicked the cinder block off of the dock and it went into the water, sending Shen Hua after it. "That was a pretty good impression of Vaas." Jase said, I then replied in my normal voice, "Comes with the territory, I mean, when we were made into Rakyat and had to kill Vaas, those were the good times." Jase then asked, "Stupid question, Why did you swallow a piece of Vaas' skin?" I had an answer for him, "It's like one of those 'live in the moment' type scenarios, Vaas is a part of me as I am a part of Vaas. But I'm not as psychotic as he is."
Now it was time to collect our bounty from Balalaika. "Well look like you managed to get these men with such style, I do commend you gentlemen." I then asked, "Hey, Kapitan?" She then looked up at me smoking her cigar, "What is it Otaku?" I then said, "Do you think these guys might have a base of operations? There might be more of them. And this is going to spark a powder keg and who knows what'll happen next." She then said, "You draw a good point, sometimes you need to go to the source and kill it there, I'll look into where they're hiding. And as soon as that information comes up, Comrade Sergeant will call you." I then said, "Very well, Kapitan. Let's go Jase." We then walked out onto the streets of Roanapur, "What do you think will happen next?"
Jase asked, I shook my head, "I don't know Jase, sometimes, it's best not to ask. Let's go get something to eat." So Jase and I got some food and contemplated over what we should do next. I then recieved a call, "Otaku here." I said, Revy was on the other end, "Where are you guys? Can I talk to Jase?" I then handed my phone to Jase, "Yeah? We killed a bunch of them, 20-30 men. Sawyer and Shen Hua were with them, we sent so called Chinglish into the depths of the ocean. with god only knows what could kill her. Yeah, okay, we'll be back soon." By my guess Revy was playing mother hen, Jase then had another call, "Hello? Boris, what's up? Is that so, Okay, I'll let him know." Jase hung up a second time, "Balalaika has pinpointed where the Lizard men are nesting." And thus, the Lizard man arc begins.
(A/N Alright, I just played idiot and forgot to set my poll onto my profile, I just turned it on and it's up to you to vote which country we should go to first, the time limit is three days. And which country gets the most votes will be the country that our heroes will go to first and the least amount of votes will be last! So, vote, vote, vote! And also, if anyone has any ideas for future story arcs, feel free to leave them in your reviews or PM me your ideas, and it'll be first come, first serve. And each arc shall have a 10-15 chapter limit as long as it meets three criteria, 1) Contains a good amount of violence, 2) must use characters from Far Cry 3, Black Lagoon and/or Naruto, and 3) Be as creative as you can get with all the details. I'd like to shout out all of those who read this crossover and to those who have faved my work! Thanks guys, it really means a lot! Ideas, suggestions and way to make this crossover stand out is greatly accepted, I only ask for no flaming and no anonymous/guest reviews! Thank you!)
