POWER RANGER MYTHIC KNIGHTS
EPISODE 11: THE GOOFY LION
WRITTEN BY JOEY TURNER, ZAK KAYES, AND JIMMY MAEHER
(OUT IN AN OPEN FIELD)

(The Chimera, Unicorn, Dragon, and Phoenix zords all face each other as if preparing for battle. Curtis, JT, and Vance are all unmorphed)

JT: (Trying to sound bad-ass) I never thought it would come to this!

CURTIS: We fought valiantly together, but there's no other way around it!

VANCE: THIS shall determine it once and for all…

ALL 3: THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA SHALL BE MINE!

(Gale and Alexis watch over the 4 zord brawl)

GALE: and you're SURE Terretto said that this was ok?

ALEXIS: He said he had some researching to do and asked that we exercise the zords' power. The bet was the guys' idea.

GALE: Now I'm wondering…why didn't WE get in on this?

ALEXIS: I still barely know what pizza is, and you… well you're good, but you still need some more training.

GALE: I'll just take that as a compliment. But why aren't you up there showing the boys whose boss?

ALEXIS: Because I have better things to do with my time. I can take them all on by myself no problem.

GALE: Oh really? Then why don't you prove it?

ALEXIS: Why don't you?

GALE: …touché.

CURTIS: Why does Vance get to use BOTH his zords?

VANCE: Because I know you'll both double team me. Gale installed an AI drive into the Phoenix so it can operate on its own. (mocking tone) Do the wittle babies want their own artifact zords too?

JT: (Baby-eyes) Yesh pweese.

VANCE: Sorry guys but until we find more of the artifacts, you're out of luck. Besides, I really wanted to try this new move out… (The dragon and phoenix fly up surround themselves in fire, then swandive into a helix spiral) I call it, FLAMING HELIX ATTACK! (The swan dive shakes the ground and blasts the Unicorn and Chimera zords back)

CURTIS: (Gets his zord back on his feet) Ha! Don't forget, I've been piloting zords while you were at home picking your nose and eating it!

JT: …actually that was me.

CURTIS: …oh yeah. Well anyway Vance, let's see what you think of this!

(The Unicorn shoots a psychic beam at the Phoenix, but the Phoenix bring s its wings up and shields itself while the Dragon and Chimera duke it out)

CURTIS: You know, we should probably be more worried!

VANCE: Why's that?

CURTIS: 'Cus we're going up against JT and….he's crazy about pizza…

VANCE: …crap.

JT: and IIIIIIIII'M gonna get it too with this new move I just learned and never brought it up until now. TRI-VOLTAGE BEAM!

(The two heads and the tail all shoot a huge electric beam at the three Zords causing them to suddenly overload and power down)

VANCE: (baffled) How—what—JT! You overloaded our Zord's energy source! It'll take 5 hours to recharge!

JT: Well, let's not just sit and talk about who burned out whose power supply. Just know this: the Zords had to go out, so that uncle JT could get the last slice of pizza, WHICH I WON! (Jumps out of the Zord) GERONIBUNGAAAA!

(JT lands face first in the dirt, then gets up and dashes towards the lair. Suddenly Curtis and Vance come crashing down)

CURTIS: …well the eject mode works.

ALEXIS: (Confused, to Gale) …you think he plans it all? The shenanigans, shutting down the other zords ….the way he acts? (Gale looks at her in a teasing way. Alexis starts speaking nervously) Uh. ..n-not that I care or anything, I'm just curious. (Walks away nervously)

(OPENING CREDITS)

(KING GRIEGER'S CASTLE)

(Cut to Yuranzo doing painful yoga exercises wearing a purple leotard)

YURANZO: (Stretching) I'm gonna take those Power Rangers and tie them to a tree! (Stretches so hard that his spine cracks) ooooh! My back! (Notices Triano and Ziara staring awkwardly at him) uh …how long have you…

TRIANO: More than long enough.

ZIARA: So….THIS is what you do when no one's looking?

YURANZO: Hey, if we're gonna be fighting multi-colored teenagers, we've gotta be able to match them in physical capabilities. Plus, my glutes are too flat.

TRIANO: And it proves you're more multi-colored than they are.

YURANZO: Yeah….HEY!

ZIARA: Whatever. Look, I…well…we need a book on the Royal Demon Family.

YURANZO: …any particular reason?

ZIARA: Just want to do some research. (Yuranzo struggles to give her the book) Thanks. (She then exits the room and glares back mysteriously)

TRIANO: …she's up to something, I can feel it.

YURANZO: I feel nothing mid-way.

GRIEGER: (Yelling angrily) YURAAAANZOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TRIANO: (Sighs) The universal sign that the king needs you.

YURANZO: Ssssshut up! (Walks slowly into the throne room, but then gets tossed back out) ….he didn't like the General I brought him! On the plus side, I think he popped my spine back ….and my legs …and 3 of my ribs.

GRIEGER: (Stamping out angrily with his sword drawn) Yuranzo you worthless, pathetic, pitiful excuse for a CLOWN!

YURANZO: Please my liege! You asked me for a monster that can turn invisible, and that's what I brought you!

GRIEGER: I asked for a chameleon demon…not… (growls lightly in disgust) Braygo…

(Suddenly a muscular green lizard monster appears from nowhere and starts bumping into the walls)

TRIANO: Weird, I've heard that Braygo is one of the strongest and most un-catchable Demon Generals in the army.

YURANZO: Apparently they didn't give him any muscle in the brain department.

BRAYGO: (Laughs goofily) LOOKIE BOSS, I CAN WALK INTO THE WALL! (Walks into the wall again and falls over) Ooh, what's this (Pulls up his club weapon) stick thingy do? (Hits himself with the club)

TRIANO: …ok NOW I see the problem.

GRIEGER: (Holds his sword near Yuranzo's throat) I ask for a warrior, and you bring me a BLITHERING IDIOT?

YURANZO: W-wait my lord! In a way now we've even up the odds! The rangers have their own idiot, now we got ours!

TRIANO: …kinda hard to tell if Braygo's the real idiot. Why did you need a General anyway?

GRIEGER: because I've finally discovered where one of the artifacts is being held: The Shield of Lancelot! Weapon of one of Arthur's most trusted and mightiest warriors!

TRIANO: Oh yes, I remember Lancelot…in many painful ways… (He looks down at a scar on his left arm)

GRIEGER: It is being displayed at the Sundraville Museum, and I plan to send in a demon that can sneak in undetected. And my poor excuse for a jester, BROUGHT ME A COMPLETE MORON!

BRAYGO: Oh please Mr. King-Boss-Grieger-Guy! Give me a chance! I can steal things good! Watch!

(Braygo vanishes. Suddenly Ziara's scream is heard and Braygo arrives back carrying her corset.)

ZIARA: …YURANZO! I don't know how you did this but YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER FOR THAT!

YURANZO: See that? He never even gave himself away.

GRIEGER: (Sighs) Very well, I'll give him a chance. But if you ruin this for me Yuranzo ….let's just say, I hope YOU can turn invisible as well!

YURANZO: …gulp…

(THE KNIGHT RANGER BASE)

(JT runs into the kitchen, slips on the floor, but then recovers and grabs the slice of pizza on the counter)

JT: Oh most benevolent slice of pizza, we are together at last! Nothing shall ever drive us apar… (Notices Terretto drinking a strange liquid, and jumps excitedly) TERRETTO DRINKING STRANGE LIQUID! (Scoots towards Terretto and starts jumping like a dog) OOH, WHAT CHOO DRIIIIINKIN'!

TERRETTO: (Looks nervous) Calm down JT…umm…it's nothing. Just a potion-

JT: (Interupts) Ah-ah-ah. Say no more Terretto. I know exactly what it is! It's obviously a drink for your bowels.

TERRETTO: You see, back in my timeline I…wait what?

JT: You see Terretto, not all elderly people are as fit and cool as you, or Adam West, or even Dick Van Dyke. There are those who do not age so gracefully; then you're face looks like an imploded raisin, your bowels are looser than Paris Hilton on Mardi Gras, you can't remember what your neighbor's grandma's name is, and you find yourself wearing adult diapers which kinda clash with your hairstyle. Then you need to have a nurse assistant named Shirley who'll sometimes let you grab her butt 'cus she knows you're a dirty elderly man and…

TERRETTO: JT!

JT: Shutting up…

TERRETTO: This isn't for my…ahem…"bowels" Let's just say this is something I need and leave it at that.

JT: (Looks around) Riiight, NOT for your bowels. (Winks at Terretto, who just rolls his eyes)

(Vance and Curtis limp in, and stare at JT with a "you little psycho" look)

JT: ….I sense hostility in the force.

CURTIS: You could've at least warned us before messing with our zords' power supply!

JT: I COULD'VE, if I wasn't the marketable ranger!

VANCE: They haven't even sold anything of us yet.

JT: When the time comes Vance….when the time comes…

GALE: (Teasingly) ooooooh JT. (Pan over to reveal that she's holding the last slice of pizza)

JT: OH NO YOU DON'T!

(JT runs forward but Alexis brings up her arm and JT gets clotheslined down)

ALEXIS: You said you had something important, Master?

TERRETTO: Yes, unfortunately we may have waited too long. According to the news, someone has the intention of BUYING the shield of Lancelot from the Museum!

VANCE: WHAT!

ALEXIS/CURTIS: WHAT?

JT: I know right! …Wait, that's not a good thing.

TERRETTO: And several reporters have Intel that said the person plans to sell the shield into a super store as a display case….for tourists to take photos around!

ALL: WHAAT!

CURTIS: …Wow, that's weirdly specific Intel.

ALEXIS: I'm already against putting up priceless artifacts in a museum…but THAT is going too far.

GALE: (Stops eating for a moment) But it's a PRICELESS ARTIFACT!

VANCE: what kind of sick moron-

JT: (Freezes in mid-air) ahem!

VANCE: -MORE sick than JT.

JT: Thank you!

VANCE: -would buy a priceless artifact and then sell it to be paraded in a two-bit super store?

TERRETTO: (Looks at article from JT's laptop) I believe you've had an encounter with the potential buyer Vance. (Shows picture of Tyrone) A Mr. Tyrone Francis.

VANCE: …Oh right, THAT sick moron. (coldly) Well, nice to know he's making the best of firing me.

(JT recovers and makes another lunge for the pizza box but discovers it's already gone, he looks off to Gale who just finished eating it)

GALE: Had your pizza taken by a green goth…tsk tsk…rough morning.

JT: IT'S JUST LIKE IN 2ND GRADE! Of course I could always get it back (Pulls out plunger) THE JT WAY!

(JT rushes towards Gale, but Alexis and Curtis hold him back)

CURTIS: Get a grip man! IS OVER! HE DIED FOR A WORTHY CAUSE!

JT: True….HE WOULD'VE WANTED IT THAT WAY! BUT ONE DAY, you'll have YOUR well-earned pizza …that you got from electrocuting your friends, stolen from you. AND I'LL BE LAUGHING IT UP IN A BOX SOMEWHERE IN HOBOKEN!

CURTIS: ….Sometimes I wonder if I could donate him for scientific research.

VANCE: You and me both.

ALEXIS: We have more pressing issues to deal with boys.

TERRETTO: It would seem now we have a reason for (Clears throat) "robbing" the museum. If we don't liberate the shield from the museum, not only would it be in the hands of a corrupt business man, but it would be more susceptible to be stolen by Grieger!

VANCE: And seeing as how this is JT's artifact…

ALEXIS: (Thinks for a second and gasps) no!

JT: (Pops up next to her with a mischievous smile on his face, humming the Jaws theme) Yeaah baby! SAY IT!

VANCE: Sorry Alexis…but JT's leading this mission.

JT: (Jumps in the air and cheers) OH YEAH! TIS THE JT'S TIME TO SHINE…..AGAIN!

(While the other rangers talk, JT bounces off the walls crazily, and walks behind the group doing random stuff like playing the trombone, riding on a scooter, bouncing on a pogo stick, and even riding a donkey backwards)

ALEXIS: Vance, are you sure you want HIM to lead a mission?

VANCE: I know it's crazy, but it IS JT's artifact!

CURTIS: Plus to add to it, do you know how many spy movies he's seen? …Well ok not a lot, but it's MORE than he can count! He's probably got a closet of spy gadgets!

JT: (Stops in place) I DENY THAT UP AND DOWN! (His closet bursts open and a bunch of spy gadgets fall out) Uh….those are….my grandma's. (Notices x-ray glasses) Ooh, there's my x-ray glasses!

ALEXIS: (Holds up her ice bow to JT's face) Don't think I don't know what those do!

VANCE: Come on Alexis, JT's gotta prove he can lead a mission.

CURTIS: Come ooon. (Holds up JT trying to make a cute face) LOOK AT THAT FACE!

ALEXIS: Do I have to? (JT does the bunny eyes and Alexis finally cracks) ALRIGHT! JUST STOP WITH THE FACE!

JT: YAY! (Suddenly salutes like an army sergeant) ALRIGHT MAGGOTS! ….err I mean guys, tonight we're gonna break the ranger tradition, and ROB A MUSEUM! As a hardcore power ranger fanatic ….and also a ranger, I take no pleasure in doing this! In fact I'm gonna have to punish myself later! But ITS GOTTA BE DONE! For if we don't now, we may never get another chance again! Now I know what you "level-headed" types are thinking:

GALE: And the reason why we don't just wait for the moron to actually buy the shield then we can just take it-

JT: (getting up in Gale's face) I HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN IN MY PANTS, AND A JAR OF FROZEN MAYONAISE FOR REASONS I STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT YET! YOUR QUESTION IS INVALID!

GALE: …Have you been opening lockers with your head again?

JT: I neither confirm nor deny! But anyways, tonight we meet at the museum at 2:30 am!

VANCE: Why 2:30?

JT: DO NOT QUESTION COMMANDING OFFICER! (Slaps Vance with the rubber chicken, then walks off-screen like a sergeant)

GALE: (Looks to the audience) Why my cousin is a Power Ranger, I'll never know…

VANCE: …He slapped me with a rubber chicken!

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

SUNDRAVILLE MUSEUM
2:29 AM

(All the rangers [Except JT] pull up in their Jet Streamers. Gale presses a button and the cycles turn invisible)

GALE: Just a little something I built in for who knows what.

CURTIS: You gotta love that girl.

(The rangers hide on the side of the building. Yuranzo and a band of Demonites peek from behind the building)

YURANZO: CRAP! The Chowder Rangers figured out the shield's here too! (Groan) Why can't the bad guys just ONCE be a step above the heroes?

(A bunch of trashcans clatter as Braygo gets stuck in one of the garbage cans)

BRAYGO: (Laughs idiotically) METAL CAN IS FUN BOSS!

(A Demonite rips the can off of Braygo)

BRAYGO: I CAN SEE AGAIN!

YURANZO: FOCUS MORON! (Sighs, then starts talking to Braygo like he's a baby) I need you to sneak in there and bring uncle Yuranzo the pretty shield. Understand?

BRAYGO: (Inhales, then shakes his head)

YURANZO: (Growls. Then pulls three demonites aside) Listen troops, I need you to make sure he gets the shield before the rangers do, got that? (The Demonites nod their heads, showing that they understand the instructions better than Braygo) Good, cus if he fails, our days in the castle are numbered! (Fades away)

BRAYGO: Duh, ok boys! Once I gets the shieldy thingy, Grieger will probably promote me to Demon ADMIRAL! And then I can get my own cubical, AND A SECRETARY NAMED SUSIE! So let's go steal us a shiny thingy! (Turns invisible. Then he tries to open the door but he falls over. The Demonites groan, grab the invisible Braygo, then open the door and sneak in)

(Cut back to the rangers)

ALEXIS: So tell me Vance, why do your thieves wear these black outfits? It makes my butt look cramped!

VANCE: Well, the thieves of our time are a little more advanced. Then again I learned how to be a thief from playing Sly Cooper.

CURTIS: Besides, JT said he wanted to play it by the book.

GALE: Where IS JT anyway? Its 5 seconds until 2:30!

ALEXIS: There he is. (Points out JT who's sneaking around, doing his own theme music [Similar to Kronk in Emperor's New Groove]) doin' his own theme music. (JT "sneaks" his way close to the others) …uh JT? (Taps JT on the shoulder, causing him to stop dead and make a sound like suspense music) ….JT!

JT: (Stops) …Yesh?

ALEXIS: We're all ready! What do we do first?

JT: Alright, a good spy must be familiarized with his break-in target. …'Tis a museum! It is big, white, square-shaped …just like Rush Limbaugh's ego, and it's probably loaded with security cameras and laser sensors!

GALE: (Rolls her eyes) Ingenious. So?

JT: SOOOOOOO, if in the event that morphing is required, the cameras will catch us in ridiculous over-the-top poses from unflattering angles. …that and we'll be exposed…AND NOT IN THE FUN WAY! So STEP 1! Disable the security cameras…LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHIN! (He dramatically sneaks over to a black box, while the other rangers casually walk over)

VANCE: So THIS is the control box for the security cameras. (Looks at the huge padlock) It's locked tight!

JT: Pfft! Vance, rule number 1: NO LOCK IS A MATCH FOR A JT! (Pulls out his Thunder Axe, and slices the whole box apart)

ALEXIS: …WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SLICE THE LOCK OFF!

JT: Because lady with the cute buns, IT'S MUCH MORE FUN THIS WAY! Besides, this one had a broken wire!

ALEXIS: (rolls her eyes) This is going to be a long night.

JT: And now for step 2…OF 2! (Pulls out grappling hook) The break-in. (Tosses it, but it misses and clangs on his head) …oww.

ALEXIS: (Sighs, then grabs the grappling hook and ties it around an arrow on her bow) Never send a JT to do a girl's job.

(Alexis shoots an arrow which successfully lands on a part of the wall. The rangers then climb up the wall while JT climbs up backwards)

JT: Excellent work guys. You guys each get A GOLD STAR! (Sticks gold star stickers on other rangers' hats) Two more and you guys win a free P'zone at Pizza Hut!

VANCE: JT, I know Alexis would be saying this, but can you please take this more seriously? We're in a tight situation here.

JT: Yes yes, I know, concentration and "precision" are required to be a master thief. But come on, it's hard for me to take things seriously nowadays.

VANCE: I understand, but we can't fool around for long.

JT: Right…PAPA NEEDS A LASER!

GALE: (Looking through the sack of spy gadgets) Let's see, (Pulling out listed objects) x-ray glasses, super hero underpants, (Pulls out a drawing of a muscular barbarian JT standing on a hill of flaming skulls, being hugged by Alexis wearing a fur-bikini) …fan service?

JT: (Hastily grabs it) Oh that's just a p-pizzaaa! (chomps on the picture)

ALEXIS: ...I don't want to know.

GALE: (Continues looking through the bag, finally pulls out laser) Ah here we are! (Suddenly notices bottle of baby oil) …Why do you have a bottle of baby oil?

JT: ….Cus some people care about their skin's texture!

VANCE: (Gets a closer look at the laser) JT, this is a laser POINTER! How's a laser POINTER suppose to help us out!

JT: Ah, Vance, Vance, Vance, VINNY!

VANCE: Vinny? Really?

JT: A laser pointer and a (Pulls out a magnifying glass) magnifying glass is surgery in MY hands!

(JT uses the laser pointer with the magnifying glass, causing a deadly laser that carves through a section of the ventilation shaft entrance.)

ALEXIS: (Whispers to Curtis) …Do you think he PLANS all this! (Curtis shrugs)

(The rangers climb into the shaft one by one and eventually the rangers reach one of the exits nearby the Shield's display. Vance unhooks the top of the shaft exit, picks it up and puts it aside and leans down to see a rusty golden shield hanging on the wall.)

VANCE: (suspicious) It's too easy. (Pulls out a can of Anti-laser spray and sprays the room, revealing lasers all around the display) Ok, we can get down without the lasers noticing.

(The rangers drop down nearby the room with lasers and they stand across from it)

JT: Ooh, nice one Vance! You get half a gold star! (Places the half star on Vance's hat)

VANCE: Wait, HALF!

JT: I RAN OUT OF STICKERS! Alright, now we need some kinda reflective thingies!

GALE: Allow me!

(Gale uses her halberd to create green crystals. Alexis then uses her magic to position each crystal by the lasers, causing them to reflect in other directions, neutralizing the lasers)

JT: Excellente'! Alright, Gale, use your uhh new psychic powers to levitate me over to the shield so I can grab the shield and put this… (Pulls out a shield replica with a note attached to it) …fake shield with a message to old granny Francis, we slip away, and then PIZZA ON ME!

GALE: (Nods) I won't be able to hold you up forever. So hurry up alright?

JT: You no rush me, I'll get it, trust me!

(Gale makes a hand signal and JT is surrounded by a green aura. He's slowly lifted into the air and quickly is moved over to the wall where he draws his dagger and begins to cut the support holding it up. The shield, which is rusty and golden with an inscription on the front, and etchings of two lions)

JT: Ooh, there it is! The Golden Shield of Sir Lancelot!

ALEXIS: The years were not kind to it. It's become rusty and old.

JT: Sometimes the old toys are always the funniest! (Tries to read the inscription) "Courage and Swiftness of a lion and strength of a bear, to the one who bears it's power, Nether-beings beware." ….WHAT WITCHCRAFT BE THIS!

ALEXIS: We'll translate it later, just swap the shields!

JT: One step ahead of you cus I wore protective gloves! (Slowly and carefully reaches for the shield)

VOICE: HEY YOU!

(JT freezes in place as well was the other rangers. Gale suddenly looses her focus and the green glow disappears. JT panics and flails his arms and grips onto a display case like a spider. While the rangers are hidden behind the wall, JT slowly turns his head to see Braygo, nearby the door and not on the floor, standing there)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

BRAYGO: …whatcha doing?

JT: Oh nothing special, just trying to steal a shield before some demon guys do.

BRAYGO: Ooh sounds fun! We're looking for some shield before some Technicolor teenagers do. Say, you haven't seen any have ya?

JT: (Looks around) Nope, sorry sir. Have you seen any ugly-looking demon guys?

BRAYGO: Nope! Ooh say, do you know where the bathroom is?

JT: Right next to the caveman display over there!

BRAYGO: Thanks a lot! Hey good luck with your demons!

JT: Thanks, good luck with your teenagers!

BRAYGO: Thanks! (Walks away, going around right in front of the other rangers to nearby the exit of the exhibit) That kid was nice! I hope he takes care of those demon guys!

JT: (Sighs) You know, that guy wasn't much to look at, but he sure was nice. Hope he takes care of those teenagers.

BRAYGO: (Stops in place and realizes) Hey wait…..I'M SOME KIND OF DEMON GUY!

JT: (Realizes, looking back at Alexis) Wait…. THAT was the demon wasn't he? (Alexis gives an annoyed nod) …aaaaand WE'RE the teenagers he's looking for aren't we? (Alexis gives another annoyed nod)

(Braygo then appears in the doorway looking straight at JT)

BRAYGO: HEY! YOU IS THE KIDS ME WAS SENT TO DESTROY!

CURTIS: Uggh, not him again…

ALEXIS: How do you know about Braygo?

GALE: Let's just say we've faced plenty of demons in Lightspeed. Braygo here is one of the worst.

VANCE: How hard can it be? Obviously he isn't smart so we should be able to take him out no problem.

ALEXIS: (Leaps out revealing herself to Braygo) I can't believe Grieger sent YOU; of all demons. I knew he was desperate but still!

BRAYGO: Hey! You shut your face hole pretty witch lady!

JT: HEY! Don't talk to MY pretty witch lady like that! (Alexis stare at him confused) uh …I mean don't talk to THE pretty witch lady like that!

ALEXIS: (To JT) Ok you and I are gonna have a talk later, (JT pouts, Alexis talks to Braygo) and as for YOU Braygo, you may be "tough" but you're a bigger moron than JT!

JT: And that's pretty big! (Makes a derpy face)

ALEXIS: Case and point.

BRAYGO: Hey! You power punks may think smart, but me has a…uh….what's the word? (A demonite whispers to him) Oh yeah, AMBUSHY THINGY! (Suddenly all the display knights come alive, revealing to be Demonites in disguise)

JT: Cool, I gotta come to this museum more often.

ALEXIS: Well you forgot about rule 13 of JT's spy rule book, Braygo…NEVER GO IN ALONE! (Calls out to others) NOW!

VANCE/CURTIS/GALE: (Leap in morphing) MYTHIC KNIGHTS UNITE! (They kick down most of the demonites)

JT: Actually rule 13 is don't eat spray cheese with cantaloupes!

ALEXIS: Just shut up and morph!

JT: Sure beans! Umm that is if uhh…I COULD GET DOWN FROM HERE! (light bulb pops over his head, turns head to Braygo realizing he's close to Braygo) Hey buddy, (points behind him) I'm over there.

(Braygo turns and JT leaps out, using his super speed to land on the other side of the room next to Alexis)

ALEXIS: About time.

BRAYGO: (realizes) Oh no, I can't believe I fell for that! Ohh I'm a bad Braygo, bad, bad Braygo.

JT/ALEXIS: (Morph) MYTHIC KNIGHTS UNITE!

(Both JT and Alexis zip over and both kick Braygo back, beginning the battle. Gale takes on a series of Demonites, and accidentally kicks one into a display with a vase. Curtis catches it in time, puts it back, and resumes fighting. Vance gets over to the staircase and blocks a few strikes from some Demonites and then knocks a few down the stairs. He then jumps onto the railing, slides down it, and slashes the Demonites into pieces. He then throws a fireball that knocks back some Demonites nearby Alexis, who is standing near a tapestry of the knights of Camelot)

ALEXIS: (Stops and notices tapestry) Oh what the hell? King Arthur's beard was NOTHING like that! You know it makes me sick when the people who sacrificed their lives to protect these people from demons aren't properly depicted and…

VANCE: (Roundhouse kicks some Demonites) Less ranty, more fighty!

(Alexis resumes fighting. Braygo and some Demonites sneak around looking for JT and Curtis, not noticing them hiding nearby the caveman exhibit)

BRAYGO: Wait a minute! Something ain't right here! (Looks closely at cavemen) ….This caveman looks funny in a loin cloth!

CURTIS/JT: SURPRISE!

(Braygo is knocked off his feet by both Curtis and JT who do a high and low attack that knocks Braygo onto his back)

BRAYGO: (stuck on his back, the Demonites try to help him up) HELP! ME FALLEN AND ME CAN'T GET UP!

JT: (sighs) Making baddies fall on their back is always a fun time.

CURTIS: Yesh. So shall we abscond with your artifact my boy?

JT: Do lets. (They rush over to the shield, knocking over several Demonites along the way. JT grabs on to the shield and struggles to pull it loose. Stops for a second and doesn't notice he already pulled it loose) Man this thing is old! (Puts it back and resumes trying to pull it off. Curtis just stares in confusion. Finally JT pulls it loose and holds it up in the air) I HAVE THE POWER!

CURTIS: (Puts the fake shield in place) Good for you my little weirdo. Now let's figure out how this thing works!

BRAYGO: Heey! (Stands upright) That thingy belongs to my master! Gimme!

JT: Aaaaand what happens if I don't little boy! You gonna kick us out?

(Cut to outside where JT is tossed out)

JT: HE LITERALLY KICKED ME OUT!

BRAYGO: (Runs outside) Now I'll get you little yellow pumpkin man!

JT: …He called me a pumpkin.

(The rest of the rangers leap out and defend JT with their weapons)

VANCE: (armed with the Red Dragon Sword) Alright JT, you figure out the shield, we'll take care of lummox here!

JT: You gots it! (he holds the shield and looks at the inscription on it) All right Mr. Rusty old Shield, let's see what secrets you're keeping for Papa!

(Vance and Gale leap in and deal some strikes to Braygo's mid-section but Braygo doesn't budge. He grabs Gale and chucks her away with ease but Curtis catches her. He and Alexis dash in, leaping in the air. Alexis fires off several arrows at once that sting Braygo, giving Vance the chance to kick Braygo back, and try to slice at Braygo's back but his sword bounces off his hide. Braygo swings his huge arm behind him and slams it into Vance, sending him flying back, crashing onto a car.)

VANCE: (grunts, getting back up) Alright dunderhead, IT'S ON!

(Vance charges back in. Curtis transforms his hammer into a drill and leaps onto Braygo, trying to drill into the hide but it has little to no effect)

CURTIS: JT! A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE!

JT: (isn't listening. He is trying to rub the rust off the shield) OYE I'M TRYING TO GET THIS CLEAN HERE! YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO CLEAN 1000 YEAR OLD RUST STAINS! …if only Billy Mayes were still alive, he'd be able to help us.

ALEXIS: We're going nowhere with this. Let's see how he handles our final attacks!

(The four of them line up)

GALE: TIME STRIKE!

CURTIS: HAMMER-RANG!

ALEXIS: ICE SCORPION FINAL FIVE STRIKE!

VANCE: RED DRAGON FIRE SLASH!

(The four rangers launch their final attacks and each attack causes an explosion around Braygo, creating a cloud of smoke around Braygo.)

VANCE: Pleeeease tell me we got him…

(The smoke fades away and they can only see Braygo, in a ball, unfazed by the blow. He pops back to regular form.)

BRAYGO: (laughs) That tickled! I wanna play too! (He brings his hands up and charges up a large energy ball. He launches it at the rangers and it explodes in front of them, sending the four rangers flying back behind JT, demorphing) OH YEAH! YEAHHHHHHH! I BEAT THE RANGERSS! I BEAT THE RANGERS! (Starts dancing like an idiot)

JT: HEY! Those be MY moves!

ALEXIS: (groans and tries to stand up) Vance, why the hell didn't you use Excalibur!

VANCE: I didn't think I'd actually need it.

ALEXIS: Well, you needed it dunderhead!

JT: WHAT I DO!

ALEXIS: (Groans) NOT YOU JT!

(A dark portal opens up and Yuranzo enters from it, walking right up to Braygo)

YURANZO: ENOUGH WITH THE DANCING YOU FOOL! You have the rangers exactly where you want them!

BRAYGO: I do? But I wanted them over there! (He points to a random spot)

YURANZO: (he face palms) JUST KILL THEM ALREADY!

(By now the four rangers have gotten to their feet.)

ALEXIS: So looks like Grieger wasn't smart enough to kill you when he had the chance.

YURANZO: What's that I hear? (he chuckles lightly) It's the pathetic squeak of a little mouse!

ALEXIS: (growls under her breath and draws her bow) Go on, say that to my face, I DARE YOU!

(Yuranzo stretches out of boredom and Alexis makes a shot but Yuranzo catches it with his hand and crushes it)

YURANZO: Still the poor shot as always. (He looks to the others) Where are your manners, Blue Knight? Aren't you going to introduce me to your little friends? (Alexis says nothing) Looks like I'll have to then. I...am your future ruler's, King Grieger's royal jester of chaos, mayhem, and discord.

JT: Wait, Jester? THAT'S FANCY TALK FOR CLOWN! Ooh, TELL ME A JOKE!

YURANZO: Uh….guess what, chicken butt.

JT: …..YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!

YURANZO: Nyuh-huh. So THIS is the crazy yellow ranger that traumatized half my creations? You are indeed a worthy foe, and I like your humor. You got spunk kid. Unfortunately, you also got my master's shield so I'll just be taking it.

ALEXIS: I'd be careful Yuranzo, JT's more than a little unhinged.

JT: (Crazilly pointing axe at Yuranzo) STEP! AWAY! FROM MAH SHIELD!

YURANZO: Oh please, you think I'm afraid of some discount toy store prop? (JT Zaps him) No more for me thanks, I'm driving!

VANCE: Pfft, some royal jester of discord. You can't even create a powerful general.

CURTIS: We've been beating Grieger's beasts like tennis balls every time.

GALE: And if you claim to know so much about chaos, well…hate to say it, but you're about as bland as an episode of Whale Wars.

JT/CURTIS: HEY-OOOOH!

YURANZO: Oh that's just low. (he laughes hysterically and pulls out a card) Then let's see how you like this little upgrade!

BRAYGO: YEAH! YOU'RE GONNA GET-ACK!

(Yuranzo stabs Braygo in the head with the card and Yuranzo laughs evilly, disappearing into the portal. The rangers stare at Braygo as he begins to twitch then all of a sudden, his skin begins to change)

VANCE: What the hell is happening to him?

CURTIS: His skin's…turning to metal!

JT: ….If only they taught us THIS in health class.

(Braygo's skin finishes turning into metal and his eyes turn blood red)

BRAYGO: (darker) Hey rangers, I gots a new game we can play. It's called… (he reaches his hands up and charges up an even larger energy beam in his hands) KILL THE POWER RANGERS!

GALE: Come on, we gotta morph!

CURTIS: I don't have enough power!

VANCE: BRACE YOURSELVES!

(Braygo fires off the beam which sends tremors through the sidewalk. The rangers brace themselves but the beam doesn't hit them. Vance opens his eyes and sees JT standing in front of them with the shield, blocking the blast. The beam goes straight into the shield and the rust immediately fades away, the shield glowing bright and as good as new)

ALEXIS: The shield…all of its power is back thanks to the blast!

JT: …So all I had to do was just give it a good shock to charge itself up like a battery! WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT BEFORE!

ALEXIS: Cus you have the attention span of a tomato?

JT: …Oh yeah that's why.

BRAYGO: Woop-de-teetaly—doo! You got a little toy shield. You ain't got nothing on THESE guns! (He flexes his metal arms and clangs his fists together)

JT: Wait, 1000 year old magical artifact plus axe wielding psychotic yellow ranger times the square route of a pine cone….(Snickers evilly) EQUALS ONE FRICASEED LIZARD THING!

(Vance and the others quickly stand back)

JT: Here goes nothing… (He thrusts the shield out) EXCELSIOR! (Upon yelling the phrase, he suddenly begins to glow yellow and arches of electricity shoot out of him, enveloping him in thunder.) POWER UP!

(A loud crackling boom is heard as the skies darken, clouds echoing with thunder. One cloud then projects a large lightning bolt which strikes JT causing a blinding white light. When the light dims, JT is standing on the ground in all golden armor, similar to Vance's battalizer form. The shield is in his left hand while he holds his golden axe, which is now a little bigger. Mini arches of static emanate from him.)

JT: Whoa-ho! This…is…..AWESOME! This is gonna blow those stupid Ben 10 figures RIGHT OFF the shelves! (serious) Alright Braygo, playtime's over. Time to step things up a notch.

(Putting the shield away, with an incredible burst of speed, JT takes a running leap and plunges both legs into Braygo's face knocking him down. Dodging several vicious strikes, he blocks an attack with his axe then counters with a strong strike, actually hurting Braygo)

GALE: (amazed) Whoa man….just….just whoa.

CURTIS: Alright! JT's bringing the hurt!

(Braygo growls and mini cannons appear on his wrist, shooting out rapid streams of lightning bolts. JT's super speed is easily able to out maneuver the lightning bolts. JT's speed takes him running up the side of a building wall, avoiding the blasts with relative ease. Back on the ground, JT is able to deflect all the lightning bolts back at Braygo, a few of them clogging the cannons on his wrists. This causes an explosion that sends Braygo skidding back. Wasting no time, JT dashes with his speed and leaps over Braygo, twisting in the air and slicing straight through the metal hide.)

BRAYGO: (laughs) Not a scratch! You're gonna have to do—(suddenly the sound of cracking is heard) Eh?

(Braygo looks at his arms as the metal begins to crack.)

JT: …Don't mess with crazy man.

(Then all of a sudden, the metal shatters like glass and drops off of Braygo)

VANCE: Alright! Our power's back up!

ALEXIS: Wait, we can't morph out in public. The Oath, remember?

VANCE: Oh right.

(The four rangers quickly run down an alley and morph. They run out and are about to jump into action)

ALEXIS: You need us JT?

JT: You nuts? I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY! Just wait for me signal!

CURTIS: But don't you think…

JT: SIGNAL! (He turns to Braygo) Now to test out me new move that I just thought up a few seconds ago. PROUD ROAR! (JT's shield emits static and then shoots out large arches of electricity that explode around Braygo with the sound of a lion roar. He skids back and drops to one knee) You know, actually I'm not sure I like the name, how about something like THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! …No wait that wouldn't work. What about THE ROARING THUNDER! …Ooh I like that one! YOU JUST GOT A TASTE OF THE ROARING THUNDER! ….which only works once a battle.

BRAYGO: (panting) No, no way am I gonna lose…NOT TODAY! (he reaches up and charges up yet another powerful electrical beam and pulls his arms back ready to fire)

JT: (Looks back to other rangers) He don't know me very well, does he? (Calls out to others) NOW!

(Vance and the other three bring out the Black Dragon Cannon, only 4/5 formed without JT's axe.)

VANCE: FIRE!

(Both Braygo and Vance fire their beams at one another, both colliding and battling against one another to which will strike first. But while Braygo is distracted, JT leaps high into the air with his axe)

JT: HAI-GI-GI MOMMA MUCCHACHO!

(With one final strike right down the middle, Braygo loses his focus and his beam disappears. The Black Dragon cannon beam slices straight through him, causing a large explosion that JT stands in front of in a pose, holding his axe in hand)

JT: (like Jack Sparrow) Did you all see that? Because I will NOT be doing that again.

(Vance, Alexis, Gale, and Curtis walk over)

CURTIS: Never doubted you for a sec, man.

(JT looks at Alexis)

JT: Aaaaand, what did our favorite wittle bitter lady learn today?

ALEXIS: (Rolls her eyes and groans) Never sell a JT short.

JT: YEAAAHH BABY! Looks like it's time for a JT GLOATING DANCE! (Starts prancing and dancing around) In yo face, in yo face, in yo faaaace, and I reiterate …IN YOUR FACE, LEXI!

(Alexis is about to smack him but the familiar thunderbolt strikes from above the sky, causing Braygo to grow big)

BRAYGO: ME BIG AND STRONG NOW! BRAYGO'S GONNA KILL YOU!

VANCE: Take it from the top guys.

ALL 5: WE SUMMON YOU, MYTHIC ZORDS!

(Zord summoning and Megazord forming sequence)

GALE: Let's take him down. You got the Phoenix ready?

VANCE: Yep. Coming online—

JT: Hold the hippo there Vancey. 'Tis MY mission, and uncle JT wants to see what new zord can do!

VANCE: Will there be chaos and partial mix-ups with the controls?

JT: I was aiming for that.

VANCE: …Alright, go for it.

JT: YAAAAY, YOU'RE LETTING ME BE MYSELF! (JT stands in the middle of the room) GOLDEN LION ZORD, ARISE!

(Thunder echoes throughout the skies and a portal opens up. A lion roar echoes from it as the Golden Lion drops down and lands in front of the Megazord)

JT: I always like a dramatic entrance.

BRAYGO: Oooo, you gots a giant kitty cat now! I'M GONNA TEACH IT TO GO PLAY FETCH!

ALEXIS: THAT'S A DOG YOU NITWIT!

(JT has secretly leaped into the cockpit of the Lion, placing the shield onto the console in front of him. He presses a few buttons on the side, powering up the zord)

JT: Ok, now how did that chant thing go? (he crosses his arms to think) How the heck did Vance know what to say? (He then bangs his head into the console a few times, which causes the lion zord to spaz out a few times. He then snaps his fingers) I got it! (His hands pulse with static and he brings both of his hands onto the shield) WITH THE COURAGE OF THE LION, GIVE ME THE STRENGTH, MYTHICO SPIRITS, ARASTANU!

(The Lion gives another roar as it separates, glowing bright. The paws become gloves and boots, the head transforming into a helmet, and the rest of the body vanishes, fitting onto the Megazord as armor. JT re-appears in the megazord cockpit)

JT: MYTHIC LION MEGAZORD, ONLINE!

BRAYGO: (staring at the megazord) …Kitty became…what…with…WHAT THE CRAP JUST HAPPENED!

JT: Uh HELLOOO! I just formed a new megazord! Pfft, sometimes the simplest answer is always the hardest.

GALE: Let him have it!

(The Megazord leaps into action, delivering a series of punch and kick combos, using it's paw's claws to slash into Braygo's midsection. Both paws are brought up and they deliver arches of electricity that grab Braygo and shock him. JT moves his hands and starts smashing Braygo around on the ground before twirling him around and slamming him into the ground)

JT: Looking good so far. Yo Vance, papa needs the Phoenix zord!

VANCE: What're you up to?

JT: Ooh NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIING!

VANCE: Oye, alright! (H presses a few buttons on the console and the Phoenix's screech is heard in the skies as it descends down.) The Phoenix is all yours. Try not to crash it.

JT: Thanks kid, you're too good to me. PHOENIX SPEAR! (The Phoenix twists in the air and expands out, glowing in a bright light before transforming into a spear that the Mythico Lion Megazord grips in its paw) Alright, let's see how big ugly lizard man likes his electricity. Charging now!

(The spearhead begins to spin as static gathers around it. Suddenly, the rangers inside begin to get shocked by the electricity, causing smoke to emit from one of the consoles)

ALEXIS: We can't take another power surge like that or we'll fry the Megazord! We need to attack now!

JT: No! Just a little more and we got him!

(Braygo has gotten to his feet and is ready to attack)

BRAYGO: I'M COMING FOR YOU, RANGERS! (H begins to charge at the Megazord)

(Curtis looks at a meter on the console as it's reached the top)

CURTIS: This thing can't take anymore! It's gonna blow!

JT: Some people have no faith in me. TASTE THE POWER OF THUNDER BRAYGO! FRONTIER STRIKE!

(Emitting all the electricity it can, the Megazord stabs the charging Braygo straight through the midsection causing an explosion that sends Braygo hurdling back, exploding on impact with the ground. The rangers celebrate in the cockpit but everything suddenly shuts down and the Megazord falls flat on its face)

CURTIS: And there goes our power…

ALEXIS: Ok seriously, DO YOU PLAN ALL THIS JT!

JT: I did lose sleep thinking about this, yesh.

GALE: So….how do we get home now?

JT: ...What am I, a ROCKET SCIENTIST!

(KING GRIEGER'S CASTLE)

(Yuranzo sneaks in looking nervously around)

YURANZO: Oye, another embarrassing defeat by those power brats, especially the crazy one! Let's just hope that the king doesn't know about my embarrassing defea- (Accidentally bumps right into Grieger, then screams like a little girl) MASTER! I-I CAN EXPLAIN!

GRIEGER: (Shushes Yuranzo and speaks surprisingly calm) I do not wish to hear it Yuranzo. Even though you failed to acquire another artifact, I've decided to not put an end to your misery.

YURANZO: OF COURSE YOU- (Shocked) w-wait, you haven't?

GRIEGER: No. That's what I have HER for! (Points to an extremely pissed off Ziara)

YURANZO: ...Gipe! Ziara, about that little corset mishap, can't we discuss this first? (Ziara grabs Yuranzo and pulls him out of the room. Then various crashes and Yuranzo's screams of pain are heard)

TRIANO: (Chuckles slightly) He's finally entertaining at something. (Pulls out a bucket of popcorn) So, does this mean we'll need a new jester, my liege?

GRIEGER: Unfortunately no. He fails me one too many times, but his skills are still needed for my plans. They may possess two of the artifacts, but they're still weak teenagers with emotions that make them weaker! The trick is knowing how to twist emotions and crush your enemies with what they hate and fear most! The white knight will be first to feel my power! (The mirror on the wall reveals Curtis and Sondre staring off at one another.)

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(SUNDRAVILLE MUSEUM)

(Subtitle: NEXT AFTERNOON. Tyrone and two museum employees walk over to the shield exhibit)

EMPLOYEE 1: I deeply apologize for the delay Mr. Francis There was a break in and we had to clean up the mess.

TYRONE: (Not interested) Yeah, yeah, museums need better security WHATEVER! Where's my new shield?

EMPLOYEE 2: (Gives Tyrone the fake shield) I implore you to reconsider sir. This is one of our oldest and most valuable artifacts!

TYRONE: (Starts writing check) Not any more it ain't! You wanna avoid the IRS, then you're gonna have to part with this cash cow! (Hands them the check and swipes the shield. Then he skips merrily out the door) Oh-ho-hoo! Money in the bag! Those stupid hippies should've stuck to digging in the dir- (Trips and lands on the shield, which shatters into a million pieces. The two employees run out to see what happened) I'VE BEEN JIPPED! YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN HIPPIES! (Notices note) Hey, what's this? "Dear Mr. Francis, You may have power in the world of finance. But you're still a clueless corrupt business man, who has no idea what power you're toying with. So therefore, we and the rest of the world need this shield more than you do. Have fun, the Mythic Knight Power Rangers!" (The employees smile) "PS. We crushed your car again!"

EMPLOYEE 1: (snickers) How unfortunate. Oh well, no refunds.

TYRONE: But I didn't even…

EMPLOYEE 2: Oh, and it's another $750.99 for the replacement replica. Have a nice day. (The employees walk away happily)

TYRONE: Wait ...BUT I WAS JIPPED! (Growls) DAMN YOU POWER RANGERS!

(KNIGHT RANGER BASE)

(The rangers are watching what happened to Francis, through a crystal ball, they all start laughing)

JT: (Sighs happily) It's always fun messing with business guys.

TERRETTO: (Chuckles slightly) Yes well, excellent work Rangers! We've recovered yet another of the artifacts!

ALEXIS: Well, in a weird way, we couldn't have done it without JT.

JT: FO' REAL-REAL!

VANCE: Yes JT. You're a crazy, psychotic, bizarre little weirdo. But when you lead a mission, you shine through in the end, just like last time.

JT: Ooh, maybe I should lead a mission more often!

CURTIS: (Nervous) Err, how about for now we just buy YOU a pizza?

JT: …EVEN BETTER! (Pulls the group into a group hug) AWW GET IN HERE YA BUNCH OF SOFTIES!

GALE: ...Of course there is the matter of shorting out the zords earlier.

VANCE: And the rubber chicken you slapped me with earlier. (They all hold up rubber chickens)

JT: ...Oh dang!

GALE: Oh you better believe it, PAY BACK JT!

(They all chase after JT, slapping him with rubber chickens. Terretto stays behind and just chuckles)

JT: NO! PLEASE! CEASE! I IS JUST A CHILD! I'M ALLERGIC TO SYNTHETIC POULTRY! (He jumps out the door with the others still chasing him. Freeze frame and the episode ends.)