A/N I don't own… but I wish I did Um… I don't know if I would need a beta… probably yes, but I don't understand how, I mean I know who you could get a beta, but who do you do the other stuff… (Because I've never had a beta reader… it probably shows too :P)
"Lotion!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No"
"Yes! I mean why not? It's soft and smooth, instead of those rough rock hard tissues!"
"No! Seriously, if you are going to buy lotion tissues, you might as well get a handful of lotion and blow your nose in it! Plus they're too expensive!"
"They are not too expensive! We just need to put back your potatoes chips and cookies!"
"No! Those are my only safe haven in your all organic junk!"
"They are not junk! They are good for you, unlike you fatty snacks!"
"They are not fatty… just not as healthy as your gross tasteless food!"
"They have taste! Maybe it's just that your taste buds aren't working!"
"They are working just fine, thank you very much!"
"You are welcome very much!"
"… What were we just talking about?" Percy asked Annabeth.
"I don't know." She replied.
Their heads turned to the tissues in the grocery store…
"Lotion!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
Here we go again…
A/N Very short. It was originally going to be tissue vs. Kleenex, but my friend suggested lotion vs. no lotion, because she doesn't believe there is a need for lotion tissues, unlike me, who needs them, because of my allergies. Please review!
