"So let me get this straight. You guys stayed up the whole entire night?" Nami's eyebrow was twitching.

Tsunami was quiet, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

Zoro grunted.

"Are you two idiots?" She asked while chucking her navigation book at Zoro's head.

"He is." Tsunami growled as she pointed her thumb to him.

Nami threw a book at both of their heads…ending the discussion.

The night air was cold and thin as it twirled and tickled the campfire. Wrapped up in a bundle of green blankets, Usopp hunched with chattering teeth and mug of hot cocoa in between his legs. Sanji poked the fire a couple times with a stick, bored out of his mind. Chopper looked at the pine forest and back at the campsite franticly. He, being the only one worried about the safety of the two missing crewmates, didn't touch his dinner at all. Looking once again at the forest, the blue-nose asked.

"Are they going to be ok?"

Nami set her fork on her plate and pondered. "If those idiots don't rip each other's throats out, then they would probably find us by morning."

"Tch. Idiots. Making Nami-chan worry so much." Sanji's face broke into a perverted grin. "Nami-chan, would you like some more stew?"

"Sanji! Food!"

"Oi! I wasn't talking to you. Baka."

"Baka, it's this way!" Tsunami insisted.

"No, it's this way." Zoro argued.

"You stupid grass-brain! There is smoke coming from that direction! It's so freaking obvious!"

"Yes, but that path won't lead you there. This one will."

"What is with you men and your direction pride thingy!" Tsuanim roared, face inches from Zoro.

He backed away. "What's with you women and your nagging?" He turned his back towards her.

She huffed and turned away as well. "We got lost five hours ago—"

"We're not lost."

"-on this deserted island! You're such an idiot!"

Jojo growled and looked towards them hopelessly.

Having been told by Nami to search for firewood, Tsunami and Zoro strayed too far away from the camp and were in frank terms: lost. Now, they were having, perhaps the twentieth argument about yet another (or was it the same?) fork in the road. Zoro, having no directional skills and an large ego, was pointing to the wrong direction. Tsunami, having great pride and no directional skills, was pointing to another wrong direction. Her pet Bananawani, smelling the beef stew, was looking towards the right direction.

Zoro, anger hitting the roof, turned away. "I'm walking by myself!"

Then, he fell, having caught his leg on Tsunami's leg. Surprised, she tripped and fell onto his stomach.

"What the heck's your problem?" Tsunami asked in a heated voice, lifted herself off of his stomach.

Zoro was red in the face. She ked had a well-toned body. "Y-you…w-witch…"

"Are you trying to take advantage of me?" She shrieked.

Zoro was even redder. "Who would take advantage of you?" He pushed her off.

Brain reeling with curiosity, he, for the first time in his nonexistent love life, took a look at a woman. She was dressed in a very baggy and loose sweatshirt and jeans that did nothing to encourage her figure. She wore no make-up (not that Zoro thought she would) and had a furious scowl on her face. Zoro instantly knew that no man would give her second glances.

"Are you checking me out?" She asin a violated tone.

She had Luffy's straightforwardness! "No!" Zoro started to awkwardly stomp away.

"You baka! Even if you were trying, how would you see anything?"

He cursed. It was now pitch black. The only thing he could see was Jojo's glowing eyes and Tsunami sickly face which he wished he didn't want to see it at all, so he looked up at the moon, and cursed. There was no way they were going to get back to the camp by morning.

"I think we should just rest for a while."

Zoro grunted and sat down on the ground katanas against his neck.

"You're going to sleep just like that?" She asked.

Stupid woman. "Yes."

"No hidden traps for wild animals? No fire? No plan at all? You're just lowering your guard?"

Zoro sighed as he stretched his limbs. "If anyone comes, we'll just kick they're butts…unless you can't do it."

"W-why you…"

Jojo bit her forefinger lightly, signally that he was tired. She immediately withdrew and climbed up a nearby tree. Her pet slid into the large pocket of her hoodie as she crossed her legs and closed her eyes. That baka. He was going to get himself killed. Fine! See if she cared.

There was a soft purring sound that woke Zoro up. Cracking his sore neck, he vaguely wondered why he was surrounded by trees and not on Merry. Then, everything came to him. He was lost in the woods. Tsunami and her creepy pet were with him.

That just ruined his whole day. Cracking his neck, he stretched and stood up…only to hear that purring sound. It was coming from the tree. His eyes traveled upwards to see nothing but fresh green leaves everywhere. Frowning with confusion, his rough hands pushed away the branches to see an alarming sight.

The captain's sister was curled up, much like a cat. Her chest raised and sank in rhythm with the purrs. A soft glow traced her serene expression and made her look peaceful. Her face was framed with blue curls and a serene smile.

It was truly terrifying.

"Oi! Wake up!"

Tsunami didn't stir.

"Oi, did you he-"

"Go to hell A-Ace…" Tsunami gave him the finger and turned her back on Zoro.

What a troublesome woman.

Zoro sighed and decided to just carry her there. Shouldering Tsuanmi, the swordsman started walking North.

Her Bananawani growled and followed Zoro, wondering why he was heading the opposite direction of the Merry.

"Old Man, stop b-bullying me, just go-" Tsunami yawned and rubbed her cheek on the crook of Zoro's neck. "die in a hole already."

The swordsman twitched and suddenly understood why she was so upset about sleeping near him.

Stupid woman.

"Zoro, what the hell did you do to the her?" Usopp shrieked, backing away from the first mate.

"Zoro!"

The said person twitched. "She just fell asleep."

Usopp looked at him with a weird expression. "In 5 o'clock in the afternoon?"

Zoro was surprised that they were gone for that long. "Yeah." His arms reached up to try to pull the girl away from his shoulder. The sleeper only growled and wrapped her arms around his neck tighter.

"Luffy…. don't take away…. Mr. Foofoo."

"She nicknamed you! What was going on in that forest, Marimo?" Sanji questioned.

"She's talking in her sleep, baka." Zoro grunted through his teeth trying to tear the girl away.

Luffy looked up from his mid-afternoon before dinner meal. "What are you guys doing? Are you guys playing a game?"

Zoro glared at his captain. "Get her off of me!"

Luffy looked at Zoro with a curious expression. "But she's sleeping."

"Then wake her up!"

The captain's face paled as he turned away. "Iie, I'd rather not."

"Luff~y, don't hog all the…food. Ace is going to be mad." Tsunami warbled.

Zoro sweatdropped.