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Chapter 11

The house was in ruin where the livingroom once existed. The TV shards were all over the floor, clothes scattered everywhere and accessories of all sorts in total disarray. The sun shone through the window proudly, illuminating the chaos.

"What happened last night?" I looked over at Edward, who was lying right beside me on the floor. Everyone was lying in various places. We passed out after we had no energy left.

"I have no idea. It's kind of embarrassing, but it felt too good for me to care." He answered back.

"You'd better pray that I don't get pregnant. We won't be able to control two little pyrotechnics around the house, and two who turn everything to ice." I told him seriously.

"Four? What are you, an automatic machine? What do you think I am? It's not supposed to happen for one, let alone four." He laughed at me. everyone was starting to wake up, and looked like they had a hangover.

"You're not the only rambunctious one, Rose." Edward shot to Rosalie. She glared at him, playfully.

"Is this a contest now?" she asked politely.

"I guess it is." Jasper added. Last night must have been quite the experience for him. Edward mentally confirmed my suspicions, avoiding my gaze. I went up in front of him and blocked his path. I then put my hands on either side of his face, forcing his up to mine.

"What's wrong, Edward?" I asked softly and lovingly. His face struggled in my hands to get loose.

"Let me go!" His mind screamed at me.

"What's wrong?" I repeated. I was worried about Edward, so I wanted to do a little experiment.

"Jasper, make Edward feel more relaxed, so he'll speak to me." I ordered him with the voice in my head. Edward started to growl and fight violently within my grasp.

"That's enough." I screamed shrilly, my hands still on his face. Everyone stopped dead and stared at me.

"I've had enough games, Edward. Tell me what's wrong, right now!" I ordered him; his eyes loved, but still held a bit of resentment for something. He took a deep breath.

"I…I'm embarrassed about last night." He said quietly. He looked away immediately, knowing that he wouldn't have said it without my orders.

"Edward, last night was a mystery to me too, but that was one of the funniest things that I've done in a while. It seems that now, since I'm a vampire, I don't have guilt or shame." To illustrate my point, I began to take my shirt off. He stopped me quickly, and finally looked me in the eye. Amusement was starting to warm his eyes.

"Plus, Edward, you always look magnificent and have nothing to hide. It was fun showing up Rosalie and Emmett." I hinted to start a fight.

"You did not! I admit you two did trash the livingroom better; fist through the TV and Edward's body impression in the floor… We showed you up." Emmett was playfully enraged. Edward rolled his eyes and shook his head, leaving the room.

"Lookie here, Emmett! You've gone and embarrassed my husband!" I playfully shot at Edward. He ignored me and kept walking. I chuckled and started tidying the livingroom. A lot was going to have to be replaced.

"Alice, could you go online and shop for a new TV?" Alice's eyes shot up to mine with joy. Her hair was tangled and twisted in all directions. She flew up the stairs. I started collecting the clothes that lay haphazardly everywhere in the livingroom, and threw them into the basement to be washed or trashed. I had to jump to get my bra on the curtain hanger. After I finally got it, I chuckled and put the books back on the shelf. Finally, when the only thing left was the glass from various crystal bowls, vases and a broken TV, I began to sweep the floor.

"Emmett, get this TV carcass out of the livingroom, please?"

"I must admit, Bella, you cleaned up this room well. Little evidence is left that screams 'sex contest'. The only suspicious thing is Edward's perfect imprint into the floor infront of the couch." Esme's voice was light and teasing. I pulled the rug over the imprint in the floor in embarrassment. Now it was a little less noticeable.

"We never knew that you had it in you." Carlisle joked lightly from the couch. "Although, it was as much Jasper and Alice's fault as it was your's and Edward's. Alice foresaw last night, and Jasper couldn't take Alice, Edward and your emotional eagerness." I blushed and started organizing things in the room that were perfectly fine; it figures that I could get embarrassed in front of mine and Edward's parents. Two high pitched screams came from upstairs; I faintly noticed that I had forgotten about the children.

"Damn. Life seemed so simple for just a few minutes…" I muttered before making my way upstairs.