One and Only
11
Shikamaru drags himself up a flight of stairs. Lazily shoving his hands in his pockets he yawns , dragging himself to Hinata's apartment is such a drag, and it's just so he could pick up his troublesome girlfriend.
He assumes it's worth it. He went through all that trouble just to get the girl, now he has her...and he doesn't know what to do with her.
At least she knows what to do with him. Most of the time. Shikamaru shrugs these thoughts away and focuses on getting himself up the stairs without falling asleep or dropping the coffee.
When he finally gets to the Hyuga's level three apartment he spots Sasuke, glaring at...the carpet and looking like murder.
"Uh..."Shikamaru says as he spots his dark-haired friend, "Are you trying to burn a hole in the carpet with you glare or something, Uchiha?"
"You girlfriend slammed the door on my face." A dark aura is suddenly surrounding the brooding man.
Shikamaru's eye twitches What's with this killer intent all of a sudden? "I'd appreciate if you don't try to kill my girlfriend in the near future."
"Tch." Sasuke mutters, "That would be too much work."
"So, why are you sitting outside of Hinata's apartment?" Usually he wouldn't care but with Ino's constant chatter about how much of an asshole Sasuke was to her best friend, him sitting outside of his Ex's apartment makes him curious.
Sasuke mutters something unintelligible and turns to glare at Shikamaru.
"Uh, what?" Shikamaru says, cursing Ino in the back of his head because she must've passed some of her nosiness to him.
"I'm here to claim what's mine."
Shikamaru's eyebrows raise, "Well-
"Well! If you wanted your boxers back you could've asked!" Ino shouts with the door wide open and a blushing Hinata behind her. "You're just rude."
The door slams.
Killer intent returns.
"-that...came out wrong..." Sasuke mutters more to himself than Shikamaru. He leans his head back on the wall and Shikamaru can't help but to pity him. He slides down the wall to sit next to the poor guy, he would pat his shoulder but he's afraid the Uchiha will break his hand if he even tried.
"Troublesome."
A/N: I don't know why I'm dragging this out but I'm having too much fun with awkward Sasuke.
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