JKK: Hello, everyone, and welcome to Chapter 11 of DOEG! Now, I know it's been an EXTREMELY long time since I last updated, and I am sorry for that. For a while now, I've had the biggest fucking case of writer's block that I have ever experienced , and it's prevented me from getting ideas out. However, I recently read a Naruto/Pokegirl crossover fic (and yes, I read those, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!), and it seems to have disabled part of my writer's block. As such, I finally got an idea for a chapter! But there is some bad news... Unfortunately, I cannot type up the next part of the main storyline of DOEG, as that part is still blocked. But there is also some good news in that bad news: I can, however, type up a set of backstory chapters for Jinso, to elaborate upon his character. If you guys remember there was that one line of text in a chapter that stated that Jinso couldn't remember the last time he felt real love. Remember that? WELL, luckily for you guys, this whole chapter is going to elaborate upon that! So have fun, kids!

DOEG Chapter 11- A Portal to New Worlds and...Eventful Memories

Just After Jinso and Amaterasu Did the Mattress Dance

"Wow...*pant*...That was amazing..." Amaterasu said, giving Jinso a kiss. Jinso smiled back lovingly.

"You weren't too shabby yourself. I wish we could've gone on longer, but I guess with my experience, it would be hard to." He replied. Amaterasu gained a curious look.

"Experience? I thought you were a virgin?" Jinso shook his head from side to side as he chuckled.

"Haven't been for a looooong time." Amaterasu smirked.

"Care to tell me when you became such a stallion?" she asked. Jinso nodded.

"Well, it all started back when I was learning about my power as the newly initiated Elder God..."

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

A young Jinso was focusing power into his fingertips, trying to learn how to open wormholes in midair.

"Come on! How hard is it to open a fucking wormhole?!" In all his rage, Jinso hadn't noticed that he sent more power than was needed to his fingertips and snapped his fingers. A shining portal opened up at his feet, and he looked down after noticing the absence of dirt.

"...Fuck..." Jinso fell right through, falling unconscious from the temporal battering he received.

Unknown Laboratory

A man in a white lab coat watched in bewilderment as a chocolate-haired teen fell right out of the sky and into his lab. Going over to the teen and studying him, the man gained a mischievous smirk on his face.

"Interesting..."

Hours later

Jinso awoke with a startle, and found that he was naked, covered in wires, and floating in a chamber filled with green liquid. Outside the glass, he saw a man, who was wearing a lab coat, grin like a maniac.

"You're finally awake. That's a relief." He said. Jinso focused his power and detached all the wires before ejecting the glass window, causing the liquid to flow forth. Snapping his fingers, a set of clothes appeared on his body.

"Who are you? And how long have you been keeping me in there?" Jinso asked. The man smiled.

"My name is Jim Sukotto, otherwise known as Sukebe. You've been unconscious for a few hours, and I was only keeping you in there to monitor your body." Jinso's eyes narrowed.

"You aren't one of those mad scientists who hopes to harness life energy for their plots, are you?" Sukebe shook his head nervously.

"No! I swear! My research is in the field of genetics! I'm creating a race creatures who can fight, defend, and in any case, provide sexual relief for people. I call them pokegirls." Jinso raised an eyebrow.

"Why were you monitoring my body, then?"

"You see, I've been unable to find a base set of DNA with which to construct the pokegirls' own genetic makeup. When you fell from the sky, you had an aura of unbelievable power surrounding you, and I thought I had found what I was looking for!" Jinso's eyes widened.

"You wish to use my DNA for these...pokegirls of yours?" Sukebe nodded excitedly.

"Please let me. I can see that you are a god of unimaginable power, and that is exactly what I am in need of. If you will, I will do any task you ask of me." Jinso scratched his chin in thought.

"I suppose I am in need of help. Alright, Sukebe. I will let you use my DNA for your creations."

"Thank you! You won't regret it! It will only take a few minutes, and once they are made, we can see how well they integrate and mix with society over the years!" Sukebe pricked Jinso with a syringe, drawing a full vial of blood and then putting the vial in a slot on his keyboard. The computer screen lit up, and strange tubes attached to it began sending glowing entities towards the various capsules around the room. After a few minutes, Jinso asked.

"Years?" Jinso asked. "I have no intention of waiting years to see the results of your experiments, Sukebe." Sukebe smiled like he knew a secret.

"That's the best part. The laboratory we are currently in is special. It was given to me by the gods of old, and has the ability to freeze itself in time while the rest of the world continues moving. A single minute of frozen time here makes for a year in the real world. And considering I came in here about 2 hours ago, which was two minutes before you arrived..." Jinso's eyes widened.

"It's been 118 years since I arrived." He finished. Sukebe was grinning like a fat kid at a free chocolate cake buffet.

"Exactly. Now, I've taken the liberty of placing data about every pokegirl in existence in a small, handy tool called a Pokedex. However, seeing as they were created with your DNA, and you are a God, I would like to ask you... Do you want to be labeled the world's first pokeboy?" Jinso looked confused.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

"Well, basically, you would be in a similar condition to the pokegirls, and could, in theory, be caught by a trainer. The "Legendary" pokegirls that I've created cannot have any children except in one situation—getting pregnant by you. You would have your own set of data entered into the Pokedex, and would basically be the Legendary to end all Legendaries. Though you might end up having to knock some skulls together in your Titan Forme." Jinso narrowed his eyes.

'"How do you know about that?!" He asked. Sukebe waited for Jinso to calm down before responding.

"When I placed you in that capsule and attached the wires, I was able to use my computer to look into your memory, as I wanted to see why you ended up here. Upon doing so, I discovered many interesting things. But the best part of all...I did a little something extra as a way of saying 'thank you'. Please look at the capsule to your right." Jinso warily looked to his right, and saw something that made his mind shut down for a bit before he ran up to the glass. Inside was what appeared to be a 21 year old girl. Her skin was a soft tan and she had ice blue hair. A flowing light blue and turquoise dress was wrapped snugly around her body, enhancing the goddess-like feautures she possessed even more so. A set of D-cup breasts were bound firmly by the "cold-colored" dress, and fit well with the lithe form that floated in the liquid.

"Mikya..." Jinso gasped, a small tear escaping his eye. The pokegirl inside was the spitting image of his past love. Sukebe nodded.

"I take it you enjoy the gift? When I accessed your memory, I fused her looks and personality with a pokegirl I intended to create named Shiva. Also, my machines detected a piece of a separate soul inside your body. Who's soul is it?" Jinso closed his eyes.

"It's Mikya's. When she died, I let out a massive amount of rage and sadness. However, I also ended up absorbing the last bits of her soul when she died; enough that, if I had a replacement body for her, I could bring her back to life." Sukebe nodded and raised an eyebrow.

"By the way, how did Mikya die? I tried to see, but your mental blocks forced my computer to crash." Jinso swallowed heavily and let out a sigh.

"Mikya...she died sacrificing herself to get her family out of their burning house. I tried to reach out and grab her, desperately trying to save her life, but she just smiled and shook her head."

Memory

"My time's up, Jinso. I wish I could do more, say more, just embrace you one last time...but that's not what I'm meant to do." Mikya withdrew her thin hand and let the flames cover her body as darkness took her.

"MIKYA!" The young Jinso shouted, trying to run inside to save her, but was stopped by his father's hand being placed upon his shoulder as the burning house's roof collapsed.

End Memory

"When I let out all my rage and sorrow, the very flames that killed her were drawn to me and covered my body, creating my Titan Form. It is the incarnation of the very fury and sorrow I felt at Mikya's death." Sukebe frowned, but then smiled.

"I'm sorry for your loss, but I think I've found some way to make it a whole lot better." Jinso sighed and forced a smile.

"How?" Sukebe grinned.

"Well, when my machines found her soul inside of your body, I extracted it and placed in Shiva's body. So essentially, I've resurrected Mikya, and she'll recognize you upon seeing you." Jinso smiled a wide smile, one that could make a fissure look tiny, and a small tear dripped from his eye.

"Sukebe, you may not know this, but the gods aren't really supposed to show random humans their inner emotions, but you've filled me with a sense of happiness like no other. I will see to it that when you die, a special place in heaven is reserved for you." Sukebe grinned.

"Just doing what I can with what I got. So do you accept my offer?" Jinso nodded.

"Yes, but I do have a question; will I be allowed to roam the world if I so choose?"

"Definitely." Sukebe replied. Jinso let a shit-eating grin cross his face.

"Cool. But won't I need some kind of name for when I go into Titan forme?" Sukebe nodded back.

"What would you like to be called?" Jinso thought for a moment.

"Well, how about I go into Titan Forme and you decide on something based upon what you see. I think that's for the best." Sukebe nodded and stepped back, allowing Jinso the room necessary to transform.

Reaching deep inside himself, Jinso drew from his well of infinite power and let it out with a primal roar. His entire body burned with a bright light and flames burst from the ground underneath him. They enveloped his full being and cloaked him in their burning fury. Jinso's eyes absorbed some of the flames and began letting them out of his very eyeballs themselves, the white-hot tongues flitting dangerously. Spouts of fire grew from his forearms and extended to about 2 ½ feet long. A set of flaming wings grew from his back and lifted Jinso right into the air, sending strong gusts out from beneath them. His skin turned a fierce combination of red, yellow, and orange, became scaly, and his canines grew to animalistic lengths, and his chocolate brown hair fused with a passionate red, gaining the essence of a burning piece of mahogany. A large white clock appeared from within the middle of his chest, and his toenails turned into talons. Three flaming bird tails grew from his tailbone, and two black horns grew from the top of his head. Sukebe's eyes gleamed with endless possibilities.

"How about...Ignitio?" (a portmanteau of "initio", from the Latin "initium", meaning beginning and "ignis", meaning fire) Sukebe said with a grin. Jinso nodded.

"Perfect." Jinso turned back to normal, and Sukebe said,

"You know, with all of the brownie points you're earning for how epic that was, I just might have to put the chances of catching you into your pokedex entry." Jinso smirked.

"A 1/1000 chance?" He asked. Sukebe laughed and said,

"Now that would be cruel, lying to them like that. I was thinking more along the lines of, 'You'd have a better chance of Whore-oh begging you to fuck her doggy style while wearing a naughty maid costume and screaming for you to shower her slutty body with your sperm.' Now, the pokegirls are going to be released out into the world in about 10 seconds. You might want to meditate or take a nap in order to see the full effect after several years in the real world. I'll send Mikya over to crawl in with you when she is ready." Jinso nodded, went over to a cot, and then proceeded to sleep peacefully.

5 Hours Later

Jinso awoke to soft, yet somewhat heavy object on his chest. Wiping the sleep from his eyes, he looked and saw that it was Mikya, sleeping peacefully with a cute snore. As he tried to get up, Jinso noticed something in his hand. It was a pokedex with a note on it. The note read:

Having fun yet? Here's a pokedex in case you want to become a Tamer. I've set it on the page with your info, so go ahead and have a look (trust me; it's worth looking at ;) ). Mikya is probably on top of you already (and possibly fucking your dick right now), so have fun kids! Don't do anything I wouldn't do! I'll probably be in some far of corner of the world when you read this, doing some random shit (probably fapping my ass off), but if you need me, I've put a commlink in your right ear, and a special watch on your left arm that has video chat, audio chat, wireless updates, new channels, Cartoon Network, Angry Birds (the original), PornHub (for when you're alone on the crapper with some bunched-up TP), a shitload of metal music ('specially Dragonforce), it's got Fanfiction bookmarked already, along with the newest versions of Mozilla Firechrome, and Adobe Shockwave Flash. Have fun!

-Sukebe

Jinso sweatdropped at the perverted scientist's letter. Drawing away from the note, Jinso opened up the Pokedex and viewed his page.

IGNITIO, The Origin Pokeboy

Type: Near Human

Element: Magic/Fire/Dark

Frequency: Extremely Rare (Unique)

Diet: Unknown (Is assumed to be cosmic energy)

Role: Creator, Life-Giver, Origin of all Pokegirls

Libido: Average

Strong Vs: All (See Legendary Salient Qualities)

Weak Vs: None (See Legendary Salient Qualities)

Attacks: Ignitio can learn quite literally any move in existence, but the main ones he has showcased (reportedly only to Sukebe himself) are Omega Beam, Eternity's Judgement, Hell's Wrath, Imperial Rage, Ultra-Hypnosis, Battle Meditation, Heavenly Medic, Aura of Badass, Aura of Fury, Torment of the Lost Lover, and Lust of the Incubus.

Enhancements: Legendary Qualities, Legendary Salient Qualities, Improved Respiration, Endurance, Ultra-Senses, Foresight, Temporal Reach, Spatial Dominence, Teleportation, Shapeshifting, Telekinetic Prowess, and Passive Bodily Control

Evolves: N/A

Evolves From: N/A

Rate of Capture: This is a first for any poke-creature, as most can still be caught with some ease. However, due to Ignitio's "uber-legendary" status, this has been requited in his case. As one high-class member of the Ignitian religion (a religion solely worshipping the greatness of Ignitio (despite his claims of not needing one) and his eternal mate, Mikya.) put it, "you'd have a better chance of Whore-oh appearing out of nowhere and begging you to fuck her up the ass doggy-style, all while she wears a naughty maid costume and screams for you to shower her slutty, pokegirl body with your cum". As such, the rate of capture for Ignitio has been estimated to be 1/1,000,000,000 in his favor.

The story of Ignitio is a surprising one for the unwitting tamer who happens to stumble upon his Pokedex entry. Ignitio was not created by Sukebe in his mad efforts, despite what many think, but rather had been asked by Sukebe to use his DNA as the genetic basis for all of the pokegirls. When asked by Ignitio why he should even think of doing this for Sukebe and not blast him into oblivion, Sukebe replied that he had looked into Ignitio's memories via a fantastic form of neuroscientific technology and could recreate Ignitio's lost mate, Mikya in the form of a pokegirl.

The tale of Mikya is a sad one, however. It has been said by Ignitio himself to Sukebe that Mikya was his first love, a woman after his own heart, who died in a fire during Ignitio's transcendence to godhood. He had apparently tried to save his love, but she withdrew and accepted death despite having the chance to still live. The rage inside Ignitio had reached levels hotter than the sun's fire, and the fire that had killed his beloved supposedly enveloped his body and gave birth to the form we see him in now.

CAUTION!

It is known by many that very few things will set Ignitio off on a rage-fueled tangent. And as such, most tamers know that should they ever run into Ignitio, doing one of said things will result in complete annihilation, so most never do this around him. However, should you be enough of a fucking dumbass to do such a thing (may the gods have mercy on your soul, you piece of shit), here are the five things that, if done around Ignitio, will result in painful obliteration:

Insult his mate.

Try to steal his mate for your own.

Try to capture his mate without first capturing him. (Technically, this is part of #1, as he views attempts to capture his mate as the ultimate insult unless you can best him first)

Insulting Anubust, Moan, MoanTwo, Sexebi, Macavity, Bastit, Sexmet, Articunt, Zapdass, Moltits, ANY Angel pokegirls (he believes they are too pure for hate), and/or ANY vulpine pokegirls (he has a strange affinity to Vulpine pokegirls which naturally draws them to him and makes them horny just by being around him (it is not known why)). The Legendary pokegirls listed are precious to him due to being surrogate daughters and he will fight for them as if they were the same as his mate.

This is the worst offense of all to him...And you're SO going to Hell if you do this, but...god forbid you injure any young child or any female that does not deserve said injury around him. Children are purity in human form to him, and females are high on his 'respect meter', so to speak. You WILL get your ass annihilated if you do this.

Ignitio stands at about 5'11 ½, with spouts of fire growing from his forearms and extending to about 2 ½ feet long. A set of flaming wings grows from his back and keeps him aloft, sending strong gusts out from beneath them. His skin is a fierce combination of red, yellow, and orange, his canines are at animalistic lengths, and his hair has the essence of a burning piece of mahogany. A large white clock stands proud on the middle of his chest, and his talons are about 5 inches thick and 7 inches long. Three flaming bird tails extend from his tailbone, and two black horns grow from the top of his head. His voice is rumored to sound like that of Satan mixed with the pre-Sukebe Christian religion God's voice, and it is suspected that the deep bass tones emitted from his voice are what draw vulpine pokegirls to him.

Ignitio wanders the world, even today, scoping out society and seeing what needs attention, what needs to be fixed, what needs to die, what needs to be created, etc. Sometimes, Ignitio appears in front of trainers that he deems worthy and basically marks them to say that they are able to help humanity. What exactly draws Ignitio to a trainer is unknown, but you will know that you've met Ignitio when you wake with what appears to be a tattoo of the pre-Sukebe Japanese kanji for 'fire' on either your right shoulder (for males) or your right buttcheek (for females).

Because he can shapeshift, Ignitio never appears the same way to any one trainer. However, the accounts of multiple witnesses state that he always appears with hair the color of milk chocolate, and eyes the color of seawater. You are either very lucky or just a naturally kind and pure person if he appears to you AND specifically states that he came to meet you.

LEGENDARY QUALITIES: All Legendary Poke-kind have these special attributes, making them above and beyond other Poke-kind:

Truly Unique: All Legendary Pokégirls cannot be copied. Attempts to clone them always fail, and morphing other beings into copies of them always produces sub-standard versions. Titto, for example, can take Ignitio's shape and even copy his powers to some degree, but not any of his Legendary Qualities or Legendary Salient Qualities (see below).

Deathlessness: Despite having been around since Sukebe's Revenge, all the Legendary Pokégirls are still around and going strong. This superior version of longevity makes them immune to death from natural causes. They will never die unless they are killed. However, poison, disease, or any unnatural cause still has a normal chance to kill them, barring their special immunities and strengths.

LEGENDARY SALIENT QUALITIES: Some Legendary Pokégirls have special qualities others don't have. Here is Ignitio's lexicon of special attributes:

Ultimate Armor: If you looked in the above section, you probably noticed that Ignitio didn't have the "No Weakness" Quality. You may be thinking, "does that mean he's actually weak to something?!" Oh, you're not even close. In place of the above-mentioned Quality, Ignitio has Ultimate Armor, "No Weakness"'s father on steroids. NO move is super-effective on him, nor can any move do normal damage either. His tough, scaly skin prevents any attack from hurting him too much. Have fun!

Father of All: A Salient Quality similar to Hild's Mother of Magic, Father of All allows Ignitio to utilize ANY move he wants, due to existing since long before the pokegirls were created. If you want to capture him, you'd better be ready to face Armageddon.

Matter is My Bitch: As you can probably tell from the name, this Salient Quality allots Ignitio full control over all matter, in every form and entity. He cannot control the matter inside humans (or rather, he won't due to his beliefs), but he can transmute any given object into whatever he wants.

Necromancy? Bitch, please! (Otherwise known as "We don't say the N-word in my house"): Being a literal god himself, Ignitio has control over the heavenly and angelic beauty known as Life, and her ethereal, lustrous maiden of a cousin known as Death. Though this ability is entirely useful, being able to resurrect anyone and anything from the dead, he mainly saves it for times of great need. One such time, though it has been omitted from any publicly available texts and manuscripts, was at the beginning of Sukebe's Revenge. When Sukebe released the Bloody Flu into the world, MANY more women died than was actually reported. An estimated 85% of the entire female populous died horrible deaths at the hands of the Bloody Flu. But then, as was reported, a miracle happened. The clouds above the world parted in a radiant glow as Ignitio himself descended from the skies. With a wave of his hand, all females who had died due to the Bloody Flu were instantly revived. Due to this wonderful miracle, Ignitio developed a religion, which proclaimed him as "the true God of the world", who would one day reward all who followed the Ignitian faith with high positions of control over the heathens of the world. Don't mention the religion around him if you follow it, however. It's total BS, and there's no way in hell he's giving random mortals control over the world.

Down the Rabbithole: A Salient Quality that can break the space-time continuum, Down the Rabbithole allows Ignitio to open wormholes in the fabric of space and time at will to move quickly about. ...Not much else can be said here.

Jinso closed his pokedex with both a grin and a confused look.

"What the fuck did I do when I was sleeping?" he asked no one in particular. As if by magic, a Sticky Note™ with an image at the bottom of Sukebe giving a peace sign with his fingers (seemingly drawn in crayon) appeared. Jinso sweatdropped once more and read the note.

To Jinso

If you're wondering just what the hell happened while you slept, then look at all the accomplishments you've read in the pokedex entry. THAT is what you have done while you slept. Apparently, you did all that by instinct and pure muscle memory, which fucking amazes me. But, yeah...go out into the world, have fun, get laid with tons of hot girls, and just enjoy yourself. You've got the watch and commlink if you need me, and I've laid out a pack with everything you'll need for the beginning of your journey and set up a teleporter pod leading right to what I believe is the best place for you to start your journey in—the Kanto League. You'll start in Pallet Town, where Professor Oak has his lab. Don't fuck people up too much!

-Sukebe, The World's Greatest Perverted Magiscientist

Once again, Jinso sweatdropped.

"Well, this is going to be fun." He tried to get up, but a soft yet firm hand held him down. Jinso looked right up and into the eyes of his lost love, her limpid pools being filled with nothing but passion and love for him.

"Stay here with me for a while, my beloved... Stay with me...Jinso..." Jinso nodded, gave Mikya a passionate kiss on the lips, and laid his head back down. As he hugged her closer, he thought to himself,

'I could get used to this.'

JKK: And that's the end of that chapter! I'm finally back, bitches! And I've got a brand new set of ideas to really get things going.

Jinso: That's nice and all, JKK—really, it is—, but you might want to run first.

JKK: ? Why's that?

Jinso: *points* There's a shitload of anti-pervert, dominatrix, hardcore feminists carrying torches, pitchforks, garden shears, knives, and rusty sporks over there who look ready to emasculate you.

JKK: *looks* Oh, fuck me up the ass! See ya next time! *dashes off*

Feminist Mob: GET HIM!

JKK: *appears back and grabs a Pepsi, a katana, and some pocky* Almost forgot these! Vivir peligrosamente, mis amigos! Hasta luego! *zooms off again*

Jinso: That's Spanish for: "Live dangerously, my friends! See ya later!"