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IN THIS CHAPTER I AM SPLITTING THE POV INTO TWO. BELLA AND EDWARD. IM WEIRD LIKE THAT. DEAL WITH IT.


Chapter 11

Edward

Kissing Bella was fuck awesome. Her lips were so sweet and soft. I never expected her to kiss me. I've been planning it for so long and then she ups the ante by kissing me first. Well Bella was awesome in that way. She was special. I didn't care if I sounded like a pussy whipped idiot. Because I was whipped. She told me she had feelings for me. And ever since we've been closer than ever. I asked her to be my girlfriend and she was a little hesitant at first. But I won her over by telling her we've known each other since birth.

She thought we would kill each other as a couple.

We still fight but we always end up in a heated kiss.

Like right now we were arguing about some shit. I couldn't even remember because my eyes were glues to her tits. She kept waving her arms all around making her tits jump up and down.

I swear she knew I liked her boobs.

''Trollface you listening,'' Bella poked me in the shoulder. ''Oh my god pay attention.

I looked up to her face and consciously wiped my mouth for any drool. Because that would be so lame. ''No.'' Why lie to her. She would argue about that.

''Ugh I've been telling you for the last five minutes stop kicking your shoes all over, I just tripped.'' Bella snapped at me.

So I said something that would piss her off. ''Its my room so I can kick my shit anywhere I want to.'' I smirked raising one eye brow at her.

''Ugh I pity your future wife, you are such a troll.'' She rolled her eyes at me as she picked up my shoes off the floor and my dirty laundry as well.

I did it on purpose because I liked seeing her bend over. ''Aww Smella. My future wife would be you.''

''Ugh no way Eddie Smurf.'' She poked my shoulder.

''Yes way.'' And I poked her shoulder back.

''No.''

''Yes.''

''No''

''Yes.''

We've been shouting yes and no and inching closer together with our chest pressed together and her head tilted up to mines. ''Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you.'' I hollered at her.

''Fuck yes.'' she said and slammed her lips on mines. I grabbed her waist to pulled her body towards mine. She moaned into the kiss. I nipped at her lips and slowly lowered my hands to grab her ass and she pulled away. ''Edward.''

''What.'' I pecked her again.

''You were going to grab my ass.'' she said

''Yeah so.'' I asked stupidly.

''What do you mean, yeah so?'' she asked and folder her arms against her chest. Her boobs pressed higher and I got a view of her sexy cleavage. Sweet lord. Bella had some great tits.

''Babeeeee.'' I whined. ''We've been making out everyday for the last three weeks, we've known each other since babies. That guarantees me to grab your ass. I'm your boyfriend. I should be allowed to grab your ass.'' I pouted and even blinked my eyes.

She barked out a laugh. ''Don't give me that look. You look like a dog when you beg.''

''Baby please.'' I kissed her forehead and hugged her inhaling her sweet scent. I leaned down and kissed her again. ''You smell so sweet.'' She moaned something and ran her fingers through my hair and scratched my scalp which felt really fucking good. It was my turn to moan now.

''That feels good baby.''

''Yeah you like that.'' She whispered against my lips. She didn't wait for my answer, she tugged on hair once more and kissed me. Pulling away from me, she searched my face with wide eyes. ''What about Rosie?''

''Ugh babe, I know you're like lesbo for my sister but I don't swing that way.'' I nuzzled her neck. She moaned as she pulled away from me and gave me a pointed look.

''Very funny. I mean we should tell her.'' She rolled her eyes at me.

''Oh.'' I mentally slapped myself. ''Yeah sounds great, I think.''

''You're such a little perv.'' She winked at me. She pointed to our books and rolled her eyes. ''Get back to studying.''

''Yes boss.'' I saluted and grabbed those disgusting law books. ''Damn study Nazi.''

''What was that.'' She asked innocently. And she rested her hands on her hips.

''Nothing dear.'' I answered quickly.

Whipped, definitely whipped!


Bella

After sharing that kiss, troll and I became a couple. Was it too fast, hell yes. But whatever. I loved the man and planned on saying it someday. Now Edward was sweet boyfriend. He was great as a friend but so amazing as a boyfriend.

He held chairs out. He did the calling after he dropped me at my door. He let me watch what I wanted on his tv. He called me pretty girl. When he kissed me, he held me as if I was the most precious thing in the world. Edward was an amazing kisser, he owned me when he kissed me. He was so passionate and loving, he made my heart swell with the way he was.

If we were in the hallways, he would grab my hand and kiss it. In the cafeteria lines he would hug me from behind and kiss my neck. He let me wear his clothes. He brought me flowers, sometimes he stopped in the middle of the quad to make out with me. We would make out until someone hollered at us to get a room. He was staking his claim and I knew that.

But in all I was sad because Angela was leaving our dorm because she transferred to another dorm as she had switched majors. She had decided to go into phycology. Law wasn't cutting it for her and she switched.

''I'm gonna miss you, a lot Ange.'' I sniffed.

''Aww you poor thing. I'm gonna miss you too, we'll see each other. We will make plans to hang out.''

''Yeah I guess.'' I looked around the room. All of her stuff was gone and only my side remained. ''It's gonna be hella fucking lonely here.''

''Hahaha, I would be glad, you can fuck Edward without interruptions.'' She deadpanned. She grabbed her stuff and pecked my cheek. ''Well, I gotta go get settled in.''

''Ughh the new roommate is already confirmed.'' I hugged her and helped her as she went down the stairs. ''Be careful out there.'' and she was gone.


Two days later found me and Edward on my bed making out, his hand inching up my thigh and his lips attached to my neck. I knew he was gonna leave a mark but I didn't care. I wanted it. I wanted him to brand me as his. He was nibbling on neck and the door flew open and some blonde haired guy stormed in.

''Now that's what I call a welcome.'' He stood at least over five feet, with fitted skinny jeans a pink shirt, dress shoes and he had a fedora hat on his head. We pulled away from each other and the blonde haired guy stepped forward and introduced himself. ''Oh sweety you've got big dick in those jeans, I'm James and I'm your room mate.''

''What the fuck.'' Edward and I both shouted.

''You're the new roommate.'' Edward shouted. ''Aww hell no. Bella pack your shit, you're sleeping in my room.''

''Aww and I thought Bella and I was going to be best friends.'' He actually shook his head and clapped.

''You're gay.'' I shouted. Oh fucking hell, where was my brain to mouth fliter. Where the fuck did I put it.

''Like duh.'' James said. ''Why else would they put me in all girls room. ''I'm shy around the guys.'' he winked.

''Oh okay, right on.'' I squared my shoulders up and pulled Edward next to me. ''I'm Bella Swan, this is my boyfriend and he is off limits.'' I raised one eyebrow at him.

''Oh honey, I think I like you, you've got spirit yes you do.'' He tapped my nose twice and then put his hands on his hips. ''By the way sweetie pie, I like muscly guys. You know the more beefier the better, bigger the cock, harder the fuck.''

Edward just blinked as he watched out bantering. He kissed me goodbye and then headed off to class.'' See you later babe. I gotta talk to you about something.''

James turned around and put his arm around Edward, ''Hey hot buns, where's my kiss.'' James puckered his lips at Edward.

''Ugh Get off me, Im gonna bathe in bleach now.'' He ran off shuddering. As he left I let out a laugh. James began packing his stuff and was explaining to me why he literally begged to be in an all girls dorm.

''Bellsie, can I call you Bellsie. ''I nodded and he continued. ''Well snookums, I was in all boys dorm and they bullied me. They would say nasty stuff towards me. Call me names like faggot, gay freak, cock licker.'' he gasped. ''How dare they, I suck and swallow. Any way one day they tied me up and left me out in the rain. I got mad sick and begged the dean to put me in an all girls dorm.''

''Oh James, I'm sorry.'' I held his hand. Man they were soft for guy. Well he's a she so its bound to be soft. ''Don't worry okay, Edward is not a gay phobic asshole. He just doesn't open up to new people.''

''Oh sweet child, that man is in serious love with you.'' he crossed his legs and then smiled hugely. ''So how big is his cock.''

I mentally face palmed. This was going to be a long night.


That evening when Edward took me to dinner, he was in a pissy mood because James tagged along with us. I chuckled at his grumpiness. He was being sulky and moody and was pulling his hair out with hands because James was anything but ordinary. He was fabulous. He got dressed up as if Edward was taking him out and not me.

He changed his jeans and then slapped his ass, because he said the jeans made his ass look firm and tight. Edward had groaned at that one. He had shot me a painful look and I just caressed his face and kissed his lips.

''Umm hello honey pies I'm ready, lets go get foodie in our tummies.'' James sang as he skipped out.

''She is on some strong drugs.'' Edward deadpanned and then dragged me towards the car.

We went to some little hole the wall Italian restaurant, the atmosphere was quiet and serene all except for one hyperactive gay fairy who was giving his two cents about everything.

''Ohhh Bellsie check out the wieners. Which one looks like Edward's cock.'' He pointed to a row of salami sausages.

''None.'' I said. ''He is bigger than those.'' I inhaled and shook my head.

''Hello, excuse me. I'm right here you know.'' Edward ushered me to a booth.

We were reading the menus and the waitress came to take our orders. She took one look at James and Edward and gave them a flirtatious smile, while she just grimaced at me. Oh I must have forgot to put my cock and balls on today.

''Hi I'm Ashly, I'lll be taking your orders. What can I get you.'' She smiled at James while she breathed in deeply. Her balloon tits were obviously fake and she wore the most whoring shaded of red lipstick ever. Her lashes were fake and clumpy and her blonde hair was frizzy from over styling.

She rested her hand on her hips and waited for James to order. ''Oh honey you are so barking up the wrong tree right now.'' He huffed and then rolled his eyes at her.

''Oh,'' she said dumbly as she realized that he was gay. So she turned to Edward. ''What about you handsome, What can I get you?'' She purred and then bit her lips. What the fuck. Edward was my man and she failed to realized our joined hands.

''I'll have what my girl is having,'' Edward said and pecked me on the lips. Did I say he was the most perfect boyfriend in the world. She took our orders, and then the drink orders and sauntered off swinging her hips as she went.

''Oh she is ugly.'' James said as she went.

''Oh my God, I know right.'' I retorted. ''What the fuck was that, do I need to grow a cock to get some service.''

''Babe.'' Edward put his arms around me. ''Calm down.'' He whispered against my head and I leaned into his embrace inhaling his delicious scent. ''Did you just sniff me.''

''Yeah, you do it all the time.'' I retorted.

He smirked and then dived into his food as the waitress put our food on the table. She stood back and then stated at Edward. ''If you need anything, please call me.'' she emphasized her word with a wave of her hands.

''Oh no, I don't think so bitch. In case you haven't seen, that man already has a wifey and isn't looking for a skanky. So you take your fraternal twins and get back into the kitchen.'' James rolled his head and snapped his fingers. She gasped and looked down at her tits. ''That's right bitch, your boobs aren't identical. Is your last name biggie smalls.'' James continued on. Edward and I barked out our laughter. James took a breath and started again. ''Oh yes bitch, and if you think of spitting in my desert I will find you and beat you with your own weave.'' He gave her the stink eye and shooed her. ''Now get to stepping hoe bag.''

By that time the waitress had tears in her eyes and ran off sobbing. Edward kept laughing. ''James I think I like you. Maybe we'll keep you around.''

''Oh yayyyyy.'' James clapped his hand and then went back to his food.


Edward

So after eating we ordred desert and surprisingly we had a different waitress who comped our desert and apologized on behalf on her co worker. Now I wanted ask Bella, if she wanted to go with me to the Black and White event held in Vegas. It was a charity thing and I attended a few times with my parents. They weren't going and mailed me their tickets.

I decided I would take Bella out and let her see Vegas for the first time. ''Belle.'' She looked at me with her sweet brown eyes and I smiled. ''You ever went to vegas.''

''Nope.'' she answered and looked up from her desert. ''Why you ask.''

''Well you see my parents, gave me their tickets for this charity thing, the Black and White event.'' I replied. ''I was wondering if you wanna go.''

''Um yes?'' it came out like a question.

''Bella, yes or no.'' I rolled my eyes.

''Yeah,'' She replied. ''I gotta get a dress, ugh. I hate shopping.''

''You shut your dirty mouth. Shopping is a gift from the fashion gods and we must be very appreciative of it.'' James countered and gave Bella a little lash on her shoulder.

''Oh sorry for offending the Fashion Gods. My bad.'' she rolled her eyes and shook her head. She looked at me and mouthed ''What the fuck?''

''Oh yeah babe, we leave tomorrow night.'' I said quickly. And ducked. she threw her unused napkin at me and James pelted me with piece of bread.

''You troll, oh gosh I need to go shopping because I have no white dress.'' She bitched. Ahh there is my girl. She gave me the stink eye.

''Sorry.'' I shrugged.

''Thunderbuns you're lucky you're cute.'' James added his two cents as we drove back to the dorm. ''Bellsie I've got a white dress. You can have it, its just your size and everything. It might tight around the bust because you're boobs are bigger than mines anyway.''

''What boobs, you're flat as a little boy.'' I rolled my eyes.

''Oh shut up Thunder thighs.'' James said and pushed me out. ''Go watch sports or something, Bellsie and I have to pack.''

''Bellsie and I, I invited Bella not you James.'' I shook my head and left. What the fuck ever. I knew James would tag along with us. He was entertaining as fuck though.


VEGAS

When Bella stepped out of the elevator with James on her arm, I felt the wind knocked out of me, she was mesmerizing in a white dress that was cut out on her sides and had jewelled neck piece holding it up against her neck and another bejewelled belt around her waist. It flowed behind her and she honestly she looked like a bride. Damn I was sweating bullets as she walked up to me with a tiny smile.

She spun around. ''What do you think.''

I grabbed her and kiised her lips. ''You look amazing, beautiful, a vision in white.'' I hugged her and whispered in her ears. ''Lets ditch the fairy and get hitched''

''Oh no thunder cock.'' If anyone is getting hitched, I'm tagging along.'' James smiled. ''You guys look so cuties together. When you have little bellsie and Edward junior please name one of them after auntie James.'' He wiped a tear.

God lord, she was dramatic. ''Shut up James.'' Bella shook her head. ''Lets get rolling, I wanna eat over priced food and drink crappy wine.''


Everyone eyes were on Bella as she laughed out too loud and spun crazily with James. She was a little drunk and came up to me. She rammed into me and then kissed me. ''Baby, guess what.'' She giggled. Drunk Bella was hyperactive and loud. Extremely loud. ''I love you.'' Wait what did she just say. ''I love you baby.'' she planted her lips on mine again. I wanted to tell her I loved her but when she was sober, not in this drunk mode.

''Bella.'' I held her and then guided her towards the fresh air. ''You're drunk?'' she giggled and nodded.

''Yayyyyyyyy.'' she grabbed on to me and held me tightly. ''Never leave me.''

''I won't.'' I replied back. ''You okay hun.'' I squeezed her in my arms.

''Yeahhh.'' she said a little too loudly. ''Drink up baby.'' she trust a glass of wine in hands and made me drink it. She did this bout three times and the wine began buzzing my head. Where was James? Speak of the fairy and she appears in the arms of some over muscled guy with his tongue down the guy's throat. Ewwwwwwww

''Belle, lets get out of here.'' I breathed and the moment we reached into the limo, Bella crawled into my lap attacking my lips with hers. Licking my neck and sucking hard. She ground herself to my cock and moaned. I knew it was wrong but the alcohol in my system made me giddy and weak and I was getting turned on as she kissed me. Gripping her hips, my hands spread across her ass and I squeezed. She moaned and then smiled.

''You like that baby.'' She rested her head on my shoulder. I bit her ear lobe and she gasped. ''Fuck Edward, you're making me wet.''

''Fuck, baby really.'' She nodded and I kissed her lips I pushed her against the backseat of the limo and licked a trail on hot kisses where her dress was cut out. Her nipples printed out and it hit me she wasn't wearing a bra. ''Shit babe, you got no bra on.'' she nodded yes and I palmed her breasts in my hand and circled my thumb over her nipples.

''Oh fuck Edward. I want you so bad.'' She pushed her body against mines. ''I want to be yours now always and forever.'' She kissed my cheeks and jawline. She began doing her pouty face. I licked my lips and downed an entire bottle of champagne and my head was buzzing. I was feeling great and everything felt awesome.

''I'm yours Bella.'' I responded to her kisses.

''Baby, I want you to marry me. Lets get married Edward.'' She pouted. ''Please baby,'' she kissed me and gently bit my lips and ground herself to cock again. I looked into her face.

''Bella.'' I protested. But she cut me off with another kiss.

''Please Edward.''

''Okay if that's what you want.'' I agreed and I knew I was going to hell. Man she was so drunk. She dragged me to the hotel jewellery shop and pointed at some tacky ugly ring.

''That one, baby.'' she pouted.

''No.'' I pulled her towards me. My head was spinning and I drunk texted the fairy while she was busy looking at wedding bands. It didn't take long before he showed up. All hyper and giggly and was looking at rings with Bella.

''Brooo, I mean sis. You gotta witness our wevving.'' I slapped his arm.

''You mean wedding.'' He corrected.

''Yeah that too.'' I responded and then Bella pointed to square cut that came with a wedding band and a matching gents ring. It was simple and I liked. ''You like this babe.''

''Yeah baby.'' She smiled and kissed me and then I paid for the rings and the cashier looked at us.

''Ahh young love.'' She whispered.


JAMES

The moment I saw Thunderbuns face when he saw Bella as she walked out that big mean elevator James knew that Thunder cock was a goner. Now here I was helping a giggly drunken Bella fix her make up and hair. She grabbed me and then had the most strangest expression on her face.

''Hic, hiic hic, Jamesie you need to be my honouree maid.'' She giggled.

''Your what what honey pie?'' I rolled my eyes.

''Hic, cleaning lady.'' She blew a strand of her out of her face.

''Bitch say what, I aint nobody's maid.'' I did a double. Bitch say what, James did not clean. James did not do germs. Then I realized that Bellsie was so off her rocker that she couldn't say maid of honour. ''Oh honey pie did you mean Maid of Honour?''

''Yes that's the word. ''She clapped and dragged me out of the bathroom. ''Lets go, my grooms awaiting on me.''

Now Edward as I like to call him Thunderbuns was sweating bullets and tugging on his hair. My, he was a delicious piece of sexy man meat. If he was gay we would so be the IT couple. I would let him ride me how hard and how long. I wouldn't mind being his bitch.

Oh I have to calm down. I pulled out a rag and handed the poor fucker. He was so whipped and Bella carried his balls in her purse. He totally give up his man card and let Bella take him over. Thank fuck I was gay and I was the woman in the relationships.

''Thundercock, you sure ya wanna do this.'' I asked as we waited for Bella to make her way down the wedding aisle. The hotel that we stayed in came with every fucking thing. Pool, casino, buffet, spa and a jewellery shop all together with this little wedding chapel. Which was surprisingly sweet and romantic. They didn't have no Elvis impersonator and had an old reverend who was waiting patiently.

''Nah, I'm good. I lorvee, no nooo no I lobe Bella.'' he giggled. Man I would never let him live that down.

''Alrighty sweet cheeks.'' I patted his shoulder and finally Bella walked down the aisle well more like ran down and then grabbed Edward planting a sloppy wet kiss on his lips.

''I do.'' she screamed.

''Uh I haven't married you two yet.'' The pastor said. He turned to me and asked. ''Should I really be doing this. I mean I wont want the good lord to punish me for any sins.''

''Aww revvy poo don't you worry your head, just get them married and I will handle the rest.'' I smiled and then he began reciting the vows. ''You just skip that part bout objecting okie dokie sweetie pie.''

''Do you Edward Anthony Masen Cullen take this Isabella Marie Swan to be your lawfully wedded wife, ''

Edward looked at me, he couldn't even say I do so I slapped his ass and he shouted ''I do.'' Damn his ass was tight. Putting the ring on was funny as fucking hell because he didn't know which hand to put it in.

''Sweet jesus, the left hand thunderbuns.'' I grabbed Bella's left hand and held out her finger.

''Oh looky I have a left hand, where were you all the time.'' Bella shouted at her hand. Oh my god. These two better name one of their kids after me. Finally he slipped the ring on and kissed her.

''Uhhh no kissing. I haven't married you yet. That part comes after.'' the pastor said. Poor old man looked tired of these two already. Because Edward and Bella kept interrupting to make out.

''Do you Isabella Marie Swan take this man Edward Anthony Masen Cullen to be your lawfully wedded husband.''

Bella just stood there gazing at Edward's pretty face with a smile on her face. So I pincher left boob and she barked out. ''Fuck yes I do.'' She grabbed Edward's wedding band and slipped it on her finger. Seriously what the fuck.

''Bellsie pookie pie, the ring goes on Thundercock's finger.'' I said and helped her put the ring on his finger. As the pastor announced them as man and wife, I ran up and quickly snapped a few shots of them as they hugged and kissed for the first time as husband and wife. It was evident even tough they were two drunk fuckers, they loved each other because Edward held Bella as if she were the most precious thing in the world.

These two should never drink again. Because Bella might pop a kid out and I was no way ready to be auntie James.


So what do you think. Dun dun dun shit will the fan...

Who likes james...lol I decided the story needed somebody like him.

PICS OF BELLA'S DRESS AND THE WEDDING RINGS ARE ON MY PROFILE.

FINALLY THEY MARRIED.