Reno's Life: Chp 11

"Aw, 'Lena! Why do I have to be the one to wear this ridiculous outfit, yo? I look like Cloud!"

"Because you're the one who crashed the helicopter, Mr.Hey!-Look!-I-can-fly-with-my-eyes-closed!"

"But-"

"Look, no buts. You're going to wear the chocobo outfit and attract another chocobo or I'll ride on your back all the way back home"

"…fine"

"Good. Oh! Here comes one! I'll hide in the bush and you get it to come here so I can capture it!"

"I don't see why I have to be the one. I know I crashed the helicopter, but you'll make a much more attractive chocobo, yo"

"Shut up and shake that money-maker!"

"Agh! Don't push me, yo! I'm going!"

Reno stumbled out into the path of the chocobo and looked stunned. How exactly do you attract a female chocobo? He did the only thing he could think of.

"Come to me, Choco, baby! Take a chance and I don't mean maybe! Kweh!"

The frightened chocobo ran off in the opposite direction, frightened by Reno's silly song and dance.

"This is going to be a long day…", Elena mumbled.

Reno sighed out of frustration. He was going to get that annoying little ninja for stealing his chocobo lure materia.

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