Sorry I haven't updated in so long

Sorry I haven't updated in so long!

Last chapter didn't torture Mike much, did it? Sorry. I hope I do better in the future!

Enjoy!

-Forbala-

CHAPTER ELEVEN: BACK TO THE FUTURE

The next night, I awoke to discover that Epcot was our next stop. I had to say, I was getting pretty good at this sleep-at-day, up-at-night thing. I felt like a movie-vampire. The worse part would be going back home. Bleh.

When we exited the Castle, who was waiting for us but Mike!

Upon seeing us, he ran up and said, "Hey, Bella! Mind if I join you today?"

"Ah…what…I…huh?" I stuttered, confused.

I heard Emmett and Jasper mumbling behind me at vampire speed before Em said, "Yeah, Mike! We'd love to bring you along!"

I looked back at them, suspicious—they hated Mike. What were they planning? "Emmett…?"

"C'mon, let's go, places to go, people to see!" Emmett grabbed me by the arm and led the way to the monorails.

"Emmett! Ow! You're gonna break my arm!"

Edward shoved Emmett away and checked my arm for breaks or fractures. There were none, so we continued on.

We arrived at Epcot and went straight to the giant golf ball, where the time-travel ride was located. We stood in the long line, waiting. I sat on the bar to save the soles of my feet for the world tour, when I would really need them.

"Do your feet hurt?" Edward asked, ever worrisome.

"No, I just don't want them to start."

We waited for a long while—and to think, this was a short line!—before we were close to the boarding area.

"This won't be fast or anything, right?" I asked, suddenly very nervous.

Alice laughed at me, assuring me that this was the tamest ride we'd go on (which made me nervous about the rides we had yet find, but better for now).

We approached the cars and filed in according to couples, as per usual—Alice and Jasper up front, Edward and I next, Emmett and Rose behind, and Mike tossed in back with some stranger. Mike, naturally and idiotically, tried to sit beside me, but Emmett shoved him from behind and Edward helped me in, sliding in beside. So, Mike sat beside a very, very large, sweaty man who was loudly butchering, terribly off-key and far too high, "I'll CoverYou" from RENT. I wasn't sure if I could ever listen to that song again.

"Oh my god, I think my ears are gonna start gushing blood if I have to listen to him much longer!" I groaned.

So, Edward sang.

It was soft, and perfectly pitched, adjusted to fit his vocal range.

"Live in my house, I'll be your shelter, just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Be my lover, and I'll cover you."

I sighed and nuzzled his neck.

"Thank god for vampires," I whispered.

Then the chaos began.

"Open your door, I'll be your tenant," Alice sang, super-high.

"Don't got much baggage to lay at your feet," Jasper joined in.

Rose was next, in a second soprano. "But sweet kisses I've got to spare!"

In a booming bass, Emmett finished the verse: "I'll be there and I'll cover you!"

And then they were all singing together, boys doing Collins' part and girls doing Angel's.

"I think that they meant it when they said you can't buy love, now I know you can rent it, a new lease, you are my love, on life, all my life."

And so on and so forth, throughout the whole ride, as loud as possible but soft enough to where they didn't crack. I was forced to sing as well, so I mumbled along quietly, knowing the notes only sporadically.

We saw the history of man from prehistoric times to modern-day to the possible future to come.

Once off the ride, Mike skipped up to me and yelled out: "I've longed to discover something as true as this is, so with a thousand sweet kisses, I'll cover you, with a thousand sweet kisses, I'll cover you!"

He was singing too loud, so his voice cracked, and he had bad pitch, so he was a half note too high. These things together made my ears hurt, reminding me of the fat man.

"Mike," Rosalie said from behind him, deigning to speak to him—probably part of Emmett and Jasper's plan to mess with him, for he began opening and closing his mouth in wonderment. "Shut up."

He hung his head and the bad singing quieted.

"Ah…where to next?" I asked.

"We're gonna tour the world, silly!" Alice giggled, hugging me around the waist.

So we headed off in that direction, Emmett and Jasper plotting in vampire voices, Alice and Rose babbling about what they would buy, Mike looking subdued and nervous, and Edward and I wrapped around each other.