Chapter 11 – Road to the Thicc-Verse part 2

Co-written by Devilboy101

A/N: Thanks for my friend Devilboy101 and other friend who wants to remain anonymous this chapter came faster than normal so enjoy and comment away.


''(The day started and then it was morning already, Time felt irrelevant at the moment as you sleep in two big and soft pillows...those pillows Were Meg tits. Now I know what you're asking, why is my face between two huge big boobies? Well someone wanted to sleep together on bed with the new mascot and she has bad sleeping habits in bed)''

The dog said finishing his intern monologue and trying his best to escape the soft prison, not because he hated ohm no he love it!

But he really doesn't want her to wake up and suddenly see your mascot having a boner because of you right?

''( Man I never thought I would sleep in this house again but guess that will happen in my work because all Stewie live with a griffin...in this house)'' Brian said in his mind.

Then he decides to go outside of the room getting on two feet and opening the door with his hands like a human and then getting back on four walking downstairs to see what is reserved for today.

Needless to say it was pretty shitty.

''What you mean you forgot to buy the groceries I asked you to?'' Lois said.

"Well sorry Lois, Quagmire needed a ride to the clam and simply forgot, honest." Peter said to Lois as he tried to get on being in trouble.

''I can't believe it, you just can't even do this?'' She said

''Relax we still have cereal'' Peter said

''This shit here is expired'' Megan said from the table.

''(Oh goody, the fat man is at it again.)'' Holo Stewie Stated.

''(Yeah, no kidding. Wonder what he was helping Quagmire with?)'' Brian wondered in curiosity.

"Ok, Peter were going to the store now, and were going to buy our food." Lois stated to Peter, not giving him an inch to decline.

''But Lois you know how much i hate that place since they dint let me take all those cheese sticks'' Peter said

''They were for one to take not ten'' Lois said

Lois pinches him on the ear and brings him outside meanwhile he whines and groans.

As Megan just face palms her.

"At times, I wonder if me and my sister truly came from that retarded man child." Megan talk to Brian.

As Brian could only nod at Megan's statement.

As Meg then comes downstairs already dressed and had brushed her teeth and take a quick shower.

''(God is that the only pair of clothes they ever use?)'' Holo Stewie said to himself wishing they were more fashionable.

''There you are, how did you even get out of my room?'' Meg said looking at Brian who just starts rolling around the floor trying to make her question herself if the Dog would actually speak.

''(Uh Brian, what are you doing?)'' Holo Stewie said as he wonder what the hell Brian was doing.

''(I'm trying to distract her, with my sheer cuteness!)'' Brian answered back.

''(Are you drunk? That's never going to wor-)'' Holo Stewie said until Meg interrupted him.

"...You know what never mind, you're just so darn cute!" Meg said before her leaning down to Brian's height and began scratching his belly.

''(And the Dog wins)'' Brian said enjoying the scratching.

''(You gotta be kidding me)'' Holo Stewie said as he not believing what he is seeing.

''So what do we have for breakfast?'' Meg asked her twin on what s for breakfast.

''Expired cereal so get something you can find here and maybe on school we can buy something to eat'' Megan said.

''Ugh do we have to? I hate School'' Meg said as she whine at school.

"I know sis, but its either we die from food poisoning, or we die from sheer boredom. Your choice." Megan said to her sister.

As Meg groans louder as if she wanted a third choice out of thin air but in the end they had to go to School.

''Hey how about we take Brian with us, I'm sure he is gonna be ok he looks like one of those smart dogs'' Meg said.

"Sis you do know that if he does come with us, we'll get in trouble right?" Megan said, trying to get her sister to think if the consequences.

''(I mean is there a reason why I should go?)'' He thinks

(How about protecting the girls from that bitch Connie?) Holo Stewie added in his own cent into the mix.

In the end the girls came out of the house and go to school not taking Brian, Seconds later he started thinking if he should go and do that.

But that was not part of his mission now was it? However he felt like if he tries to interact more with this dimension instead of just lazing around he could maybe find Bertram or something.

''I gotta go then'' Brian said

''(You sure Brian?)'' Holo Stewie asked his longtime friend.

"Yeah gotta at least keep an eye out for Bertram, might as well explore while I'm here." Braun said, giving Holo Stewie his reasoning on following the twins.


*Time skip*

After running all the way to the school like a dog would he arrives there.

''(ahn! man I gotta work out more i am getting tired)''

He looks up and sees that everyone was already inside the building probably having their classes already, or not he dint know their schedule.

''(Hey Holo Stewie, could you cloak me to look more human, so that i can blend in better?)''

''(If I do that you will have to at some point talk to someone and you don't want the need to fake your name and all that stuff to be someone you're not right? how about i make you invisible? it's gonna be fine for the energy this time around with no organic life inside me drinking my life force!)'' Holo Stewie said

''(That was totally gross man, no need for that innuendo)'' Brian said as he was gross out.

''(Oh shut up, you just don't understand that I'm hilarious!)" Holo Stewie said.

In the end Holo Stewie bend the light around Brian, as it rendering him invisible to the naked eye.

Brian then walked into James Woods High school.

''(This is a good chance to observe how they are doing at school and I don't know do something I'm bored!)'' Brian said expecting recess to see the girls get out and make up whatever to do.

He then notice Connie walking towards them with a smug grinand something she's holding in her hands.

''(Uh oh, what is she planning?)'' Brian wondered while looking at Connie as she was coming up to the twins.

''(Oh so its lunch time already? or they didn't come in class yet?)'' Brian said.

''(Uh, Brian its barley 8:30 AM.)'' Holo Stewie said to Brian. Just as Connie pulled out a water balloon.

''(Oh Shit she is going to throw a water balloon, I mean it's not so awful but who knows what they might had fill it with) Brian thought.

Before he knew it, he was running at Connie in hopes he can prevent her from humiliating the girls.

At the moment Connie would throw the balloon, He then jumps and smack her right in the buttocks making her yelp in surprise and throwing the balloon at another direction that was hit right on another student who was on the hall.

Neil Goldman was then attacked by the balloon that popped and barbecue sauce covered his face.

''Oh geez my face, it's all covered in sauce, I wonder if I smell like steak now'' Neil said as he is covered in barbecue sauce.

''W-who did that?'' She said surprised and in anger at who would have the balls to smack her bottom.

''(Really Brian? on the ass?'') Holo Stewie said.

''(Don't look at me like that, I panicked ok? so I did the first thing that pop in my head!)" Brian replied.

''(And the first thought was to smack this girl's ass as hard as you can? Brian sometimes even I am surprised by your boldness.)'' Holo Stewie said.

''(Oh for fuck sakes man, it was an accident, honest. Plus she doesn't know it was me, so theirs that.)'' Brian said, trying to defend himself.

Truth is That Brian's sex drive was begging for some skin contact after the events of Bonnie and Donna in the previous dimension.

Also the big asset Megs, he didn't like Connie but c'mon all straight guys dream at doing this and not be caught.

As Meg and Megan talk to each other after what they saw and proceed to move away from there when they see Connie angry that her Prank to make them look horrible was done for.

"Wow, wonder what's got her panties in a twist." Meg asked her sister while she wondering what happened to Connie.

"Who cares Meg? Whatever it is, she probably deserved it." Megan simply replied.

''(Ok follow them and try not to smack any more butts you horny dog)'' Holo Stewie said

The dog only groans mentally at him and does so following the sisters to their classroom, thinking what is best.

Waiting outside the room or be inside watching the whole thing, boring high school classes.

In the end he gone inside Meg and Megan classroom and waited inside away from the desks.

''(I hope lunch time come soon, how is the energy percentage going?)'' Brian asked

''(Its going great actually, we're barely hit 99%, so we should be good for say another week like this.)''

''(Ok, so what should we do, I'm getting bored just standing here and not doing anything.)'' Brian asked Holo Stewie, hoping that he had an idea what to do.

''(Take a nap? I don't know, don't ask me, you are waiting for some kind of THING to happen?)'' Holo Stewie said

''(Yeah what do you suspect, I'm bored and there's nothing to d...am I seeing things or is that Bertram in the corner?) Brian asked Holo Stewie as he saw Bertram in the corner, he is staring at his table.

''(Little mother fucker is acting like he is a teenager who belongs here)'' Holo said

''(I mean people in my universe where stupid enough to fall for that when Stewie did it)'' Brian said

The Dog gets the whole class by looking at that Bertram, was he really Bertram? Was he a Stewie? Or this dimension didn't had a Stewie but a Bertram instead? Before he know it the class had ended and it was time for the students to go to the cafeteria but you know when teenagers go wild for their time away from the classroom so they all start running and Brian loses sight of Bertram who was small and easy to lose sight of it.

(God damn it! We lost him!?) Brian mentally cursed at himself.

''(Gotta remember he is really smart too like a Stewie but with less Bi tendencies. Right now you should focus on being close to Meg and Megan. Who knows what he is planning)'' Holo Stewie said

The white Dog does so and runs to the cafeteria where he is looking For Meg and Megan. Soon enough he sees then going to a table where some of her friends where.

"Hey bitches, how has your day been?" Said Meg cheerfully to her friends, as both she and her sister sat in the middle of the group.

The Dog stopped on his tracks at what he seems.


Each one of them had an amazing size of body measures you won't believe. Brian thought Meg and Megan booty and boobs were pretty Damn big but then he watched as his mind was blown away.

He don't really hang out with Meg friends but he at least remembered their names since she use to make a sleepover over her house once.

Ruth the girl with a face you would call it a little chubby who had a yellow shirt and purple striped suspender skirt had an outstanding size of 101 I cup breasts that were the number one in size on the school, they were on top of the table looking really heavy and looking stuck on those suspenders. Like big watermelons.

Esther who had a hairstyle that looked like some anime girl or pucca were they were trapped in the shape of circles or balls. She had a pair of glasses and looked like a nerd girl. She had a blue shirt and cream color pants. Her breasts were small normal and typical of the original one but what he saw was something he never thought he would see in real life up close. She had a huge 60 inches big old booty like the African Kim Kardashian Eudoxie yao. You would become the meme DAMMM!

And of course Patty the one who had a secretly hot body under her ugly nerd clothes that he know first handed. She had a pair of 75 G cup breasts and a 40 inches booty. It was like she had being born to have equilibrium but since she has both things that are considered ugly in this dimension does that mean she is considered atrocious?


There it was five really either busty or big booty girls on school considered unpopular.

''(My god, I hate this universe for making these assets be considered ugly!) Brian said, more too himself, as he watched the girls talk to one another.

''(And still you asked me their sizes meanwhile making an inside monologue. I would appreciate if you stop asking me to show the number of girl's body assets)'' Holo Stewie said.

''(Why not? Don't you like it?)'' Brian asked

''(Your getting distracted, look at all that drool on the floor and just because your invisible don't act like I can't know if you're having an erection right now)'' He finished.

''(Ahn...well)'' Brian tries to speak

''(Your words proves my point all the same.)'' Holo Stewie said.

As Brian simply didn't answer, but choose to keep a close eye on the girls.

'Hey girls how you two doing?'' Esther asked

"Oh nothing much Esther, if anything it has been interesting as of late." Meg said to her friend.

"Oh, how so?" Esther asked.

"Just a few days ago, dad in all retarded glory or was it this time his hidden genius? Anyways, we got a dog, and he's the cutest thing you'll ever see." Meg replied, wanting to get the new dog off of her chest.

''And that bitch Blonde devil throw duck eggs at us in the mall'' Megan said.

"Connie? Damn, how are you girls feeling?" Patty asked, wonder if the girls are fine.

''Man i hate Connie, she once called my breasts fat honkers! i mean fuck that was so not nice. Lucky bitch just because her tits are normal'' Ruth said.

"Eh, fuck the hoe, she may be normal, but what fun is normal if you can barely enjoy the female form and have something to hold on to." Patty said to her friends, while slight fondling her own breast.

''Oh Patty you always liked those big boobs for some reason'' Esther said

''I mean I don't know why, but I enjoy them. It's really sad to be look like some kind of freak show by other though '' Patty said as she sigh.

As Meg looks at her friends and how sad they look because of their bodies she wish she could make something to help them up but then Megan had an idea.

''You girls want to know something? Forget about the popular kids and whoever thinks shit of us, we don't need to be like them or go to their stupid party's we can have fun on our own''

''What are you suggesting sister?'' Meg asked

"A few months ago, grandma and grandpa were planning to go on a vacation for a few months, and has asked both me and Meg to watch their place, while they are gone." Megan said to her friends.

"Yeah, so?" Meg questioned her sister.

"So, we could use their place to hold the part while they are gone, just us and no one else." Megan explained her plan.

''Oh my god are you two suggesting we make a party at a mansion?'' Patty asked

''Heck yeah I'm but keep it down will ya'' Megan said

''Ohh geez, I can't wait, I feel all fuzzy right about now?'' Ruth said

''How about next Saturday?'' Meg said

''It's sure going to be the best'' Esther said

''(Hey looks like they are going to have a party)'' Holo Stewie said

''(Maybe we should go back to the house, the girls are gonna be ok)'' Brian said

With that said, Brian made his way out of the cafeteria, and soon enough out of the school and back towards the Griffin residence.

''(I guess nothing is happening today)''

The dog said as he was about to turn his invisible form to visible when the doorknob of the house opens and they see Lois getting out with a bag in her hands looking suspicious as she makes sure not to be seeing by anyone.

As the white furred dog watched Lois get out of the house with the bag, he became suspicious of what was in the bag that the orange haired woman was carrying, he decides to walk up and ask.


''Hey Lois! What you got in the bag? You're falling back in your stealing ways like last time that got you in jail with Joe?'' Brian asked her in a somewhat demanding and cocky tone.

As she had done this way back in the day (when family guy was good) but she didn't appeared to answer him.

So he decided to give chase and take the bag to see what she was hiding from him.

''Hey! I asked you a question! What's in th- GAHHHH!'' Brian said until he was hit by Pepper sprays!

As Brian attempted to take the bag from her grasp, He was met with a full barrage of Pepper spray in his face, burning his eyes and irritating them as he fell to the ground, Kicking and screaming to get the stuff off.

''AHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!? YOU BTICH!'' The dog shouted in anger and pain, he then jumped in the grass to look for the water hose, It was hard to see since his eyes were so red and in pain, luckily for him. He found the hose and it appeared to be left on, most likely Peter leaving it on since he was an idiot.

''Oh thank god!'' He shouted in relief as he aimed the hose at his face.

*Water Sprays!*

As the cold water was getting that pepper shit off of his face and eyes, the housewife was standing, pissed that he tried to take her bag.

''YOU KNOW IT'S FUCKING RUDE TO TAKE SHIT THAT DON'T BELONG TO YOU!'' She shouted, finished with the washing, Brian stood up, with his fists clenched in anger.

''WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? WHY DID YOU SPRAY ME FOR!?'' He shouted, enough to wake someone up if he kept screaming.

In the end…It was all a simulation...

''(And that Brian is why you would end up like that, this is a world where Dogs dont talk so just stay invisible and act like the normal Dog you are supposed to be who was adopted here ok? Stay invisible if you want zero causalities!)'' Holo Stewie told Brian

''(Why did you show me this? That is OBVIOUS! Something that would happen in my world)'' Brian said mentally to him.

As Brian tried to get up and continue the simulation, having no choice to be like a normal dog, but that was a little hard since he did so many things human, he basically forgot what it was to be a normal mutt, so he had to learn again and follow the simulation as it did.

''Damn... I hate this'' Brian said to himself, he needed a strong beer after this ordeal was over with, that if it ends.

''But what was in that bag though? That I just wanted to know'' Brian talked to himself again.

As Brian dried his face on the grass and saw that she was long gone.

Brian then kicked a random rock in anger and basically said "FUCK IT" as he went inside the house.

*SLAM!*


'The bag was not real'' Holo Stewie said

The poor pepper sprayed mutt slammed the door, Pissed that he was sprayed and was mocked at, he almost thought that he was being treated the same way as Meg as they didn't care for her as well.

In the end Brian just could not go through the simulation because even a fake Lois got on his nerves. So he was on the living room moping around waiting for Meg and Megan to come.

As Peter came downstairs and started talking to himself.

''Ahn man today is gonna be awesome, Lois is gone and those annoying kids at school'' He said as he was preparing to get out.

''(Where is that oaf going right now?)'' Brian asked himself. He didn't know why but he felt like he should follow him, he would never think the pet was following him, even more...invisible.

The fat bastard appeared jolly to be going somewhere, Brian thought of some ideas on where Peter would be going, and he come up with some conclusions if one was true.

"(Maybe he's gonna go to the Drunken Clam and drink with his buddies like he always does, or go to the strip clubs with his friends when Quagmire would invite them too, Man, I really have to wonder how Lois puts up with this shit?)" Brian asked himself again, Fat-ass then opened the door and was heading outside, the mutt followed.

''Now where did I put my keys... AH! Here they are!'' Peter said as he found his keys in his pocket, as he opened the door, he mistakenly opens the back door, Giving the white dog known as Brian to quickly open and close it once inside, it was fast by doing it.

''Huh? What the hell was that?... Oh well, probably nothin' time to hit the road!'' Peter said in a happy idiot voice as always.

As Brian remembered how annoying his voice was when it got to a high pitch, it made Justin Bieber music sound like heavy metal.


He had no idea where he was going but Brian would find out sooner or later after half an hour of driving he stops at one house.

''(Where is this place?)'' Brian asked himself.

''(Maybe is someone he knows)'' Holo Stewie said

As Peter then got out of the car and the dog got out as well, He then silently follows Peter, slowly walking to avoid detection, even though he was invisible, he felt like doing it for some odd reason, maybe he wanted to be like Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid.

''(You know you can just follow him by walking normally, right?)'' Holo Stewie explained

(I know, but I felt like doing it for some reason) Brian responded back to him mentally, as they approached the house, Peter knocks on the cherry red door.

Peter knocks on the door. Then, he hears a very familiar voice.

''What's the password?'' the voice asked behind the door.

"It was Carol! Lois's sister what the hell was going on?" Brian thought.

''Okay, now this is getting...weird'' Brian said as Peter then speaks of the password.

''Family guy should've ended after a long time'' He said as a password, she then opened the door meaning he got it right.

''So Carol, ready to do it again? cause you know what happens if you say no to me'' Peter the fatass said in a threating way, Carol wanted to smack him in the face, but couldn't cause if she did, her life would be over in an instant, So she had no other choice.

''Y-yes I am... come on in.'' Carol said hesitantly, Peter then went inside, not knowing that his dog was now inside Carol home as well.

"(Brian? What in the absolute hell is gonna on? Why is he blackmailing her?)" Holo Stewie mentally asked, but he didn't have any answers yet.

"(I DON'T KNOW! This is about as confusing to me as it is to you!)" Brian shouted back mentally.

As he watched as they both went into a bedroom and locked the door, preventing poor Brian to catch what was going on.

"(GOD DAMNIT! HE LOCKED IT! Stewie, do you know any alternate paths to this room?)" Brian mentally asked the smart baby.

"(Yeah you either get a key for this room or get the skill to go through doors. Either that or get by the window)" Holo Stewie said.

They started hearing sound on the room. More of Peter laugh. Only god knows what he is doing and I bet his eyes are closed.

He spots a barely opened window in the hall that led to the tree, Dogs couldn't really climb, but he was willing to do anything to investigate this strange activity.

''Well, anything is better than nothing, here goes nothing'' Brian said as he opened the window and jumped to the tree.

He held onto the branches and was very careful not to drop down to the ground, Taking a deep breath and started climbing slowly making sure not to break a branch.

''Easy now...'' Brian whispered under his breath, one branch cracked, causing him to stop instantly, he then slowly worked his way up to the top, and spotted a big branch that led to the other window to Carol's room.

After careful climbing, He had reached the top of the branch and could see from the other side of what was happening.

''Oh...my...god...'' He said in absolute shock.