Hello me dears! Miss me? Oh I missed you - I made a shrine and everything! :D

Well - Let's say, My trip to London town was quite interesting.. The underground trains were packed due to protests at Westminster (again!) and the howeveroldidontknow boat race between Oxford and Cambridge happening today we managed to get to the Ideal home show.. And it was massive and hoarding full of people!

I mean THOUSANDS! There was many show rooms with different items and people yelling their sales pitches at you as you pasted…! Half way through the morning I did get a massive headache and started to hate it due to people rushing or pushing past you to get somewhere or stopping in front of your feet suddenly! Ahhh! But I had been thinking of what to write for chapter 11 - yes I came up with some ideas which I thought personally are amusing :D

Thank you to Mistress Beckett, NinjaLover13 (Don't worry Flik is going to kill Will for that!) and FinnelyFish.x *waves madly* I do really appreciate you are taking your time to read my POTC story which some mistakes and repeated words because I can't think of what else to put down… oops!

Love you all.. And you of course… yes you.. ;)

Onwards!

Chapter 11: Alive, Tortuga, and Her.

"Felicity…"

"Mmm…"

"Felicity.. Wake up…"

"Go away I'm sleeping…"

"Luv.. Wake up.." the voice said again, she frowned eyes closed, she reached her hand up to hit the person speaking to her.. A grip was suddenly around her wrist, struggling for a minute waving it about.. She wasn't going to hit anyone..

Her eyes opened, adjusting to light around her.. She wasn't in the sea anymore, her lungs weren't filling up with water..she was alive.

Flik's eyes moved to the hand on her wrist, she saw a bird tattoo on it and a shaven 'P'.. her eyes drifted up and saw Jack Sparrow, eyebrow raised looking down at her..

She was laying down on a bed, confused for a minute she didn't know where she was.. Turning her head left and right, eyes looking at objects in the room puzzled.

"My cabin luv…" he let go of her wrist slowly and put it back onto the bed cover..

"What happened…" Flik whispered, gently raising to her elbows.. She wasn't soaked anymore.. She had a new set of clothes on and her hair was dried off.

"Will pushed you overboard and you went under.. We couldn't see ya.. I dived in.. and…"

"You saved me?" Flik gasped and half smiled at him - He saved me! She thought laughing in her head gently. He chuckled at her and nodded.. Her arms rose up and hugged Jack's neck with all her might, he choked but his arms copied her motion and wrapped around her waist pulling her into him till she was sitting on his lap opposite him.

"Thank you Jack.." her head leaned in gently, her nose brushed against his cheek and her lips came closer to his about to kiss him..

Suddenly the cabin door busted open with a BANG! Flik jumped and landed on the floor hard and on her back, her eyes looked up to the person interrupting them..

"YOU!" She scrambled to her feet and marched straight over to him pointing her finger against his chest.. Pushing him out the door onto the deck itself.

"Flik, look.. I'm sorry.. I didn't know…"

"I fucking hate you William Turner! I NEARLY DIED! BECAUSE OF YOU!"

She screamed in his face and then her hand connected with his cheek slapping him hard as she could causing it to go bright red and leaving a hand print.

"Feel better…?" Will questioned holding his cheek.. She nodded in return and smiled.

"Nope I don't because I'm officially going to make your life hell.. Do you understand.. I'm going to annoy the socks off you!" Flik told him glaring at him, then turned back towards the cabin where Jack was still there…

"I'm so glad he didn't give me mouth to mouth…" Flik muttered and sat back on the bed facing Jack who was giving her his trademark smile look..

"What…"

"I was the one who gave you mouth to mouth…" Jack replied wiggling his eyebrows up. Flik's head titled to the side and laughed gently at him, and she licked her lips and tsked..

"Well.. I can't remember.. Do you mind refreshing my memory…?"

"Anything you say darling…" he pulled her back onto his lap, his arms back again around her waist pressing her body into his.. His face leaned down back to hers again about to kiss, mm's away from his dry lips..

"CAPTAIN JACK!"

Gibbs hurried in the cabin and coughed, wided eyed at the sight before him..

"THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT…!" Jack yelled and swore under his breathe still looking in Flik's face..

"We 'ave arrived…the boats 're ready…"

He groaned resting his forehead against Flik's, his hips grinding up causing her to gasp gently teasing her.. "Maybe later…?" Flik whispered to him, he rolled his eyes and nodded..he let her up and brushed himself down..

"To the boats…!"

TORTUGA

"Here we are.. Tortuga.." Jas held out his hand for Jenna and helped her down from the boat, she jumped onto the harbour and looked at the place..

It was just like the movie she thought.. There was fights on every corner, drunks, pirates.. Whores.. And lots of rum..

"SHOW ME THE RUM!" James shouted and also jumped off the boat, falling over beside Jenna.

"Sorry…?"

"RUM!"

"I've created a monster…" she whispered, she gave Jas the money she had and started to walk off the harbour.. "Wait up Jen Jen.. We need to talk!"

"There's nothing to talk about James…" She turned her head and carried on walking..

Without any warning - James grabbed her arm and pulled her into dark alley way staring down at her.. She felt suddenly helpless, even though James was drunk out of his head she wasn't sure what he would do..

"We kissed Jenna…."

"I… I can't talk about this now…" she replied biting her lip, she couldn't look him in the eye right now.. Her thoughts were everywhere, kissing Cutler then James.. What do they think of her…

"You are different…I like that about you.. I might be REALLY drunk right now.. But trust me..I don't regret it.." Jenna looked up into his eyes, they were soft and sincere.. He really meant it..

"Are you serious…?"

"Deadly…"

She gulped and sighed out softly, his eyes were boring into hers.. Hypnotizing them.. She was going to give in any second.. He stepped closer trapping her between him and the wall his breathing getting deeper by the minute…

"Can I kiss you…"

Before she could answer, they were interrupted with a cough… both looked to the side and couldn't believe their eyes..

"Elizabeth!" "FISH LIPS!" Jenna spoke loudly.

"James! I haven't seen you in months.. How..oh.. Are you drinking…?"

"No…"

"James…"

"He is drinking…!" Jenna butted in, James and fish lips broke away from their quick hug, Norry glared at Jenna and she shrugged.

"Why are you in Tortuga?" Elizabeth questioned.

James pointed at Jenna and Jenna pointed at James in return..

"She told me too..now if you excuse me ladies.. I need to find the rum…"

She rolled her eyes and they followed James leaving and turning the corner disappearing down the local street leaving Jenna and Fish lips alone together.

"Why you in Tortuga?" Jenna raised an eyebrow towards Elizabeth - she noticed Elizabeth wasn't wearing her dress the last time she saw her, she was in her cell and moping for Will.

"I'm looking for Will.. I thought he might be here…do you want to help me?" She asked Jenna..

"Yeah I do.. My friend's with him.. If she hasn't killed him by now…" Jenna whispered the last bit quietly so she wouldn't hear but she did..

"What was that? Killed him? Oh god no!" and with that.. Keira 'fish lips' knightly fainted on the spot.. Jenna stood there with her hands on her hips looking down bewildered.

"Help.. Anyone..?" she raised her hands in the air to passers by…

Flik was giving evil's to William… by protest, they had to share a boat..

She didn't want to but there was no choice in the matter, Jack made Gibbs sit between them just in case anything happened again.

"What is it that has Jack spooked?" Will asked to Gibbs sitting next to him..

All 3 boats were now travelling up the river, it was more like a swamp.. There was a few people in houses staring at them as they went by, it was dark and horrible Flik thought.. She never liked this bit in the movie..

"Jack has run afoul of none other than Davy Jones himself, thinks he is only safe on land.. If he goes on open water.. He thinks he will be taken…"

"Taken.."

"Aye…"

"Taken.."

"Aye…

"Tak-…"

"YES HE WILL BE BLOODY TAKEN! SHUT UP LEGOLAS!"

Flik huffed angrily at the two men's conversation.

"By Davy Jones…"

"Don't even say it Gibbs…" She pointed her finger at him before Gibbs opened his mouth to say 'Aye'.

"Wasn't going to say that lass…"

"Oh you were going to explain about Davy Jones and the kraken eh?" Flik smiled at him.

"This is my story…" Gibbs sighed and suddenly got into a strop with her…"Oh tell it…before you have a hissy fit.." She replied, her eyes wondered back to the scenery.. He heard Gibbs in the background telling Will about Davy Jones, how he had tentacles and the kraken's breathe…

"Never thought Jack the type to be afraid of dying…" Will concluded, concentrating on paddling the boat up the river..

"Aye.. But with Jones, it's not about the dying - it's about the punishment, think of the worst fate you can conjure yourself stretching on forever… that's what awaits you in Davy Jones's locker.."

"Oh.. I don't want to go there.. Worst fate is Justin Bieber songs playing non stop.."

Flik shuddered at the thought of it..

"Who..,?" Gibbs questioned turning to look at her… "Don't ask…" she shook her head.

"Do you think the key will spare him that…?" questioned Will looking over to Jack who was eyeing the place looking a tad afraid..

"No he likes collecting them and making a record…" Flik scoffed and rolled her eyes at him.

"Now that's the very question Jack wants answered.. Bad enough to visit… her.."

"Her…"

"Her…"

"We have been through this!" She said loudly and pushed Will off the boat hard before he could answer Gibbs, the water below them had suddenly become shallow so he landed face first into the muddy water making Flik laugh loudly.

"Ahhh that was good…"

"No it wasn't…" He said, getting up slowly, his face covered in the dark mud.

"Was…"

"Wasn't…" Will repeated again and looked to Jack for support, Jack shrugged and winked to Flik smirking. "Pay back is a bitch.." Flik finally said.

Without saying another word, he jumped back into the boat and threw some mud at her, landing on her cheek. She gasped in shock, wiping it off frowning, Will laughed and then all the boats suddenly stopped, Flik's head rose up to see what had happened - there was a wooden shack at the base of the tree with all the lights on.. It was creepy, old looking, there was an rope ladder leading up to a decking area and the door was firmly shut..

They had arrived..

I re wrote this chapter so many times! I know! I don't think it's a good one - not one of my best! Sort of funny in places but I promise the next one will be funnier! Mwahahaha - Review thank you! xx