So far Liechtenstein had seen Munchkin Nordics, Russia the Wicked Witch of the East, Ukraine the Good Witch of the North, Belarus the Wicked Witch of the West, America the Scarecrow, England the Tinman, and the Axis Countries as coconut trees. But none of those were as shocking as the country she saw in front of her.
"France?" Liechtenstein asked the giant lion holding her dog.
"Ce qu'est un chiot mignon," said the lion.
"You know this oversized cat?" America asked.
"Bien sûr que non. I have never seen this girl in my life," said the France Lion still holding the dog.
"Oh, sorry. It's just that you look a lot like France, from my home in Europe-"
"Bark!" said Toto, cutting off Liechtenstein. The dog was not happy about being held by the Lion. Since when are lions able to hold dogs with opposable thumbs anyway?
"La fille did get my name right. How did you learn my nom?" France asked as Toto continued to struggle to get away from him.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!" Toto was very unhappy about being held by France.
"Nom? Isn't that an internet meme or something?" America asked.
"Ah stupides Américains, 'nom' is French for name." Toto was still trying to escape France.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Could you please put the dog down? It's barking is giving me a headache!" England yelled.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"No, everyone enjoys being held by big brother." France pulled the dog close to his face and rubbed his cheek into Toto's fur. Toto began to struggle; he certainly didn't look like he was enjoying being held by France.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"I don't think anybody wants to be held by you!"
"Bark! Bark! Barky! Bark!"
"You would enjoy it."
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Are you offering to rape me?"
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"It's not rape if you take part in it."
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"I would never take part in something so disgusting!"
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Oh, but you will." Why is the France Lion so creepy?
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"You are a pervert!"
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Can you please put Toto down?" Liechtenstein finally asked because the dog was getting very annoying.
"Bark! Bark! Bark!"
"Fine, but only because I need to show the Tinman what he is missing," France said as he put Toto down. Once Toto was down he ran to Liechtenstein.
"AHHHH! Where are your clothes?" England and America screamed in perfect unison. Once Toto was on the ground, everybody could cleanly see everything. And I mean everything.
"I'm a lion. Why would I need clothes?" France did have a point, but he would be better company with clothes on.
"That's it, you are going to come with us to Windmill City, so the wizard can clothe you." Liechtenstein thought it was stupid to invite France on their quest. If France's nakedness was bothering him then he should have just left him here.
"The Wizard! I've always wanted to gaze upon his beauty! Bien sûr, I'll come! And in the beauty of Windmill City I can show you, tinman, the love you are missing." Why did England have to invite France on their quest?
"Why you wanker-"
"Ha, ha, ha! If you are coming, then come. We need to get moving! I still want my burger!"
A/N
You might have noticed that the rating has moved up to T. You can blame France for that.
So, I added a few words of French.
Here are the translations. If there wrong then its because I used Google Translate.
Ce qu'est un chiot mignon – what a cute puppy
Bien sûr que non – of course not
La fille – the girl
Nom –name
Ah stupides américains –ah, stupid American
bien sûr – of course
E/N
I did absolutely nothing for this chapter….
