GW: Alright, since this story is almost done, I'm going to focus on this, then wrap up 'Katara' before starting my new stories. Get ready for some wedding crashing!
The Wedding Crashers
Back at Lucy's home, she sighed, trying her best to forget what has happened. Suddenly, she hears a noise outside her home. She went outside to investigate what it was. To her surprise, she sees a three familiar and angry hybrids placing some wood on the ground.
"Glowworm, Monkeyboy, and Winter?" Lucy asked, surprised. The three, however, ignored the teen as they continue with what they were doing. "Okay, what in the world are you doing?"
"What do you think we're doing!? We're am making a wall!" GW snapped angrily as she looked up.
"I can see that. But, isn't the wall supposed to go around my property, not through it?" the diclonius said, frowning.
"Actually, your half!" Winter snapped, pointing at one side and at another. "Your half is on the right, our half is on the left!"
"Your half?"
"Don't you forget, we all helped saved the prince with you. We did half the work, so we get half of this place!" MB then pointed to a rock, remarking, "Now give me that rock that looks like your ugly, horned head!"
Angered by the insult, Lucy snapped, "Get lost, stupid half-breeds!"
"No, you get lost!" Glowworm yelled.
"This is my property!"
"You mean ours!"
Lucy grabbed the tree branch Winter was using in an attempt to get rid of it, but the three fight for it by grabbing it. "Let go!" Lucy ordered.
"You let go!" MB responded in a snap.
"Stubborn little brats!"
"Smelly, horned, invisible-hand freak!"
"Okay, fine!" Lucy snapped as she let go of the branch and walked off. The three comrades, however, weren't done with her yet as they followed her angrily. Meanwhile, Nyuu, Nana, Kiko, and the rest of the gang arrived on the scene and watched this.
"This doesn't look good," TB sighed as they watched the scene. "Lucy and friends mad," Nyuu gulped.
"Come back here! We're not done with you yet!" Winter yelled as she and her pals continued, following Lucy.
"Guess what? I'm done with you!" Lucy snapped, not bothering to look back.
"Okay, listen! With you it's always, 'me, me, me!' Well, guess what? It's our turn now!! So, shut up and listen! You were mean to us, insulted us, and don't care for anything we do, no matter how much I try!! You are either pushing us around or away!" Glowworm shouted angrily.
Lucy turned and glared angrily. "Oh, is that so? If I treated you like that, why in your right mind did you come back?"
"Because were your friends and friends forgive each other!" Winter exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, sure. Right, you guys. I forgive you...FOR STABBING ME IN THE BACK!" Then Lucy went into the outhouse and slammed the door. The others continued looking on in disbelief.
"Gosh, can't Lucy be at least patient and pleasant for five seconds in her life?" Kiko sighed in exasperation.
The hybrids groaned as MB said to Lucy, who was still inside the outhouse, "Oh brother. You are so wrapped in layers like a fruit that you are afraid of your own feelings!"
"Go away!" Lucy yelled from inside of the outhouse.
"You're doing it again! You are trying to push us away like you did to your friends and InuYasha! Heck, all he ever did was like you!" GW yelled.
"Why, he may even love you, Lucy-sama," Akito said as he and the others, not wanting to watch any more, walked over.
"Please listen to reason for once," Nana added.
"He? Love me? Ha! He said I was an ugly and mean thing!" Lucy snapped angrily. "I heard you talking!"
"Okay, let me make this clear: he wasn't talking about you!" Iris snapped.
"He was talking about..." Alphonse paused, remembering him and the others' promise to InuYasha. "Someone else."
A pause lingered in the air as Lucy didn't respond. Then, the door opened and the girl came out, surprised. "Wait. He...wasn't insulting me? Then...who was he talking about?" she asked hopefully.
The hybrids turned around angrily as Winter said, "Forget it! Why should we tell you anything when you don't wanna listen?"
"You guys..."
"No!" MB snapped as he, his sister, and the rabbit-girl sat down on the ground.
"They're upset, Lucy," Elysia said, concerned.
"An apology might make things better," Samara added, nodding.
"Look, I'm sorry, everyone, okay?" Lucy snapped. The hybrids and everyone else looked at her and frowned.
"Say it like you mean it," Minia told Lucy gently, but firmly.
Lucy sighed, realizing that she didn't mean it. She tried again as she looked down, "I'm sorry...I guess I am an ugly and mean thing, huh?" Lucy looked up hopefully with a smile. "Can you ever forgive me?"
The hybrids paused then smiled as GW said, "Aw, why not? We're friends so we should. That is what we're for, right"
"True," Lucy said, smiling as she placed out her hand, hoping the three would put their hands on it. "Friends?"
They smiled as they places their hands on Lucy's hand. "Friends."
Soon, everyone placed their hand on top of the hybrids and Lucy's, signaling that their friendship is still alive.
Soon, Lucy got a thought. "So, uh, what did InuYasha say about me?" she asked, nervously.
"Hey, don't ask us," Edward said with a smile.
"Yeah, just asked him yourself," Wrath added with a smile.
Suddenly, Lucy gasped in horror as she realized something, "The wedding! We will never make it in time!"
Grim Jr. laughed as he said, "Don't worry! The hero always triumphs in the end!"
"But, how will we get to the castle in time?!" Lucy asked.
TB grinned and she said, "No problem. We've already made arrangements with a few of our friends who ARE strong enough to carry all of us." She then whistled and suddenly, a familiar diclonius and boys appeared riding on a Japanese dragon and landed onto the ground.
"Come on! We got a wedding to stop!" Mariko shouted, laughing as the boys laughed as well.
"Mariko and her caretakers?" Lucy asked as MB hugged the small diclonius girl while Tas, Ben, Jim, Zach, and Kohta were embraced by their girlfriends. "But, where's…?"
"You're looking at him," TB smiled as she patted the dragon's head, who was actually Henry.
"Hop on, Lucy. We have a destination to head to!" Henry smirked.
The others laughed as they all got on Henry.
"Hang on, guys! This is going to be rumble!" Zach exclaimed. Everyone on Henry's back held on as the dragon flew up into the air very fast. Then, they made their way towards ToonCity.
The mission?
Stop the wedding.
In ToonCity, the guests (forcefully) go to the church where the wedding of Evil Lilo and InuYasha is about to begin. As they watch, Friar Lawrence (from Romeo and Juliet) was going to marry the two. Evil Stitch was nearby holding the cue cards, one of them saying "Shut Up!" on it. Everyone did as the card told them to.
Friar Lawrence sighs heavily and said, "People of ToonCity, we are here to witness the union of..." As the friar spoke, InuYasha looked out the window and is nervous upon seeing that the sun was setting. "...our new queen and her..."
"Uh, excuse me?" InuYasha said, interrupting the friar. "Can we go to the 'I do's'?"
"That's fine with me," Evil Lilo said with to a smirk, then she said to the friar, "Just get to the 'I do's' and make it snappy!"
Outside in the courtyard, Evil Sora and his men are on patrol and orders to let no one into the church. That is until Henry landed on the ground, alarming them. The guards took one good look at the dragon, panicked, and fled immediately.
"Ha! Run you cowards! Run at the sight of the amazing Henry!" TB laughed, pointing at the men running in fear.
"Okay, that was simple," Kohta said with a sweat-drop.
Then, Mariko turned to Lucy's group, who are all getting down from Henry. "So guys, what are we going to do now?"
"You and Henry can go and have some fun. If we need you, we'll whistle! Okay, sweetie?" MB asked with a smirk.
"Good! I'll be waiting for your call, Monkeyboy-kun," Mariko said as she giggled while Henry rolled his eyes. She leaned down and gave MB a kiss, making him blush. TB kissed Henry on the head, making him blush before he gained control. With a smile, Henry and Mariko fly off to have some 'fun' by chasing more of the Anti-Toon's off.
"Well, hope they have fun," Jim said, uncertain that they should leave the duo alone.
Lucy, the hybrids, Mariko's caretakers, and the rest of the gang made their way towards the church where the wedding was at. Before Lucy can step into the church, Monkeyboy stopped her. "Hey guys, wait! Lucy, wait a minute! You got to do this the right way!" MB said.
"What are you talking about?" the diclonius teen asked, puzzled.
"There's a line you have to wait for. The preacher or whatever they are using will say 'speak now or forever hold your peace'. Then, you go in and say, 'I object'!"
"This is ridiculous! There is no time for this!" Ben snapped as Lucy tried to go into the church once more.
"Hey, Lucy. Come on! Stop! Do you love Inny?" MB asked/
"Yes," Lucy said with a sigh.
"You wanna hold him?"
"Yes."
"You wanna please him?"
"Yes!" Lucy yelled in annoyance.
"Then you got to try a little tenderness!" MB said, singing in a R&B voice, and then he finished, "We guys love that crap!"
"Fine. Whatever!" Lucy said with a groan. She may as well go along with what MB's suggesting. "When does this preacher or whatever they are using say this line?"
MB paused then said, "Better check and see."
"Oh, boy," Tas sighed in exasperation as GW slapped her head.
Inside the church, Lawrence was about to conclude the wedding. No one noticed MB at one of the windows being lifted up there to watch by Lucy's vectors.
"And so, by the power vested in me..." Lawrence began.
"Did you see anything?" Edward asked, calling up to the monkey-boy.
"Everyone is in there!" MB exclaimed, trying to look through a strained window.
Inside, InuYasha is getting anxious as the friar continued, "I now pronounce you husband and wife..."
"They're at the altar," MB said, continuing to look through the window. Soon, the friar spoke loud enough as he said these words, "...king and queen."
"Oops. Too late," MB said sheepishly.
"Oh, for the love of…!" Lucy yelled angrily. She storms to the doors, forgetting MB, who fell onto the ground. Before InuYasha and Evil Lilo were about to kiss, the doors flew opened. Everyone turned and gasped in horror and/or surprise as Lucy and everyone except for MB run inside the church.
"I object!" Lucy yelled, enough for everyone to hear.
"And we second that emotion!" everyone in her group shouted.
"Lucy?" InuYasha asked, shocked and surprised.
Evil Lilo glared at Lucy in annoyance and snapped, "What does this freaky horned girl want now?" Lucy and her group looked around at the scared audience as they walked up to the altar.
"Uh, hey everyone! Are we having fun?" Iris asked, chuckling nervously.
"Yo, I love ToonCity. Cleanest and nicest place ever," Kiko said.
"What are you doing here?" InuYasha asked Lucy in concern.
"Oh, it's bad enough being alive when no one smart enough wants you, but you have to show up, uninvited to a wedding..." the Anti-Toon began to say.
Lucy ignored the annoying girl as she said to InuYasha, "InuYasha, we gotta talk."
"Oh, now you wanna talk? Too late, Lucy, now if you don't mind..."
"You can't marry her!" Lucy yelled out.
"And why not?"
"She's only interested in you so she can become queen!"
"How did you know that?" InuYasha asked, puzzled.
"Hey, why else wouldn't she go to save you herself?" Lucy said, pointing it out.
"That's crazy!" Evil Lilo protested innocently. "InuYasha, ignore this riff-raff!"
"She's telling the truth!" Samara yelled angrily at the villainess.
"Forget it, time to kiss my true love," InuYasha said in annoyance.
"That's the thing! She's not your true love!" Lucy yelled.
"And why is that?"
Lucy looked nervous as she blushed, saying, "Well, to tell you the truth, I..."
Evil Lilo laughed wickedly as she figured it out, "I don't believe it! The diclonius has fallen in love with the prince! Oh goodness!"
Evil Lilo waved to Evil Stitch, who then held up a card that said, 'laugh and point'. Everyone in the audience did as the card said as they laughed and pointed at Lucy. The Anti-Toon laughed as she said, "What a laugh!"
Lucy looked embarrassed, wishing that she was somewhere else now. Of course, the only ones not laughing were Lucy's group. And a certain surprised prince.
"Lucy...is this true?" InuYasha asked Lucy.
Before Lucy could say anything, Evil Lilo interrupted, "Oh, forget it! It's stupid! InuYasha, my love, we are but a kiss away from our 'happily ever after'. Now kiss me, you fool!" Evil Lilo puckered her lips, expecting InuYasha to kiss her.
InuYasha, on the other hand, looked out the window, seeing that the sun is about to set. He knew what he must do. Yet he is not sure he would regret doing it. Still...
"'By night one day, by day another'," InuYasha said. He then nodded as he turned to Lucy, saying, "There's something I wanted to show you before..."
As everyone else watched, InuYasha stepped back. Soon, the sun sets completely. Suddenly, InuYasha transformed, to the surprise of everyone. When he's done, he is back to his hybrid wolf form. Everyone looked shocked and/or surprised. A lady in the audience fainted. InuYasha smiled sheepishly.
Lucy is the most surprised of them all and looked sheepish as well. "Well, that explains a lot." Of course, someone else isn't so understanding.
"A freak?!" Evil Lilo yelled furiously. "Evil Stitch! Guards!" Evil Stitch and the guards run forward as they separated Lucy from InuYasha.
Evil Lilo yelled out as she points at Lucy's group, "Get those fools out of my sight now! Get them all!" The gang find themselves struggling as Lucy tried to reach the guy she loved.
"No!" Lucy screamed.
"Lucy! Get off!" InuYasha yelled as the guards grabbed him.
"That stupid magic stuff is nothing!" Evil Lilo snapped as she grabs a crown from a podium nearby and puts it on. "This marriage is binding, and that makes me queen! See?!"
"Let go of me!" InuYasha yelled. "Lucy!"
"No!" Lucy cried out, alarmed as she and her friends started to begin fighting off the guards.
"Back off, evil fox!" Elysia shouted as she kicked Evil Tails away from her.
"I got ya now!" A guard laughed as he gets ready to attack Lucy. Suddenly, a fire blast knocked the guard down.
"Huh?" Lucy and her pals said, confused, wondering who fired. To their surprise, the blast came from Glowworm, who held a black katana and smirked along with the two other hybrids.
"Don't mess with the hybrids," Monkeyboy smirked as GW and WLS high-fived
"What the-?" Evil Lilo asked, shocked.
"How did you done that?" asked Kiko.
"Long story," Glowworm said. Lucy tried to push her way through the goons, trying to get to InuYasha.
"Get out of my way!" Lucy yelled angrily as she tried to force her way in. But more of the Anti-Toons piled on her.
"I'll make you regret the day we met! I will see to it that you all will be drawn and quartered and only death can save you!" Evil Lilo screamed furiously.
"Sounds pleasant," Akito, now Agito, muttered, punching out a guard.
Then, the rotten brat took out a knife and held it near InuYasha's neck. "And as for you, my you freak..."
"No!" Lucy yelled in horror.
"I'll make sure you go back into that tower in pieces! I am the queen!" Evil Lilo said maliciously.
Lucy got one of her vectors out and quickly whistled. Evil Lilo, with Evil Stitch by her side, continued ranting, "I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have..."
Suddenly, a roar was heard and the front altar window opened up. Henry with Mariko riding him barges in.
Mariko used her vectors to grab the two Anti-Toons and her eyes looked sadistic. "No, Mariko! You can't rip them up!" Monkeyboy told her sternly.
"Aw, why not?" Mariko whined like a child not getting dessert.
"Because this is a K+ rated story! I'm not getting sued today!" Glowworm yelled.
"Fine, we'll go with the original ending," Mariko sighed and shrugged. "You hungry, Henry-kun?" she asked the dragon.
He sighed and said, "I hope they bathed first." He looked at the two Anti-Toons who were hanging in mid-air and smirked evilly as he opens his mouth. All Evil Lilo and Stitch could do was look and scream as Henry swallowed them up in one gulp.
"Okay, nobody move! My friend here is a dragon and I am not scared to use her or my powers!" Mariko yelled viciously. "I am a diclonius on the edge." Henry soon belched as he spitted out Evil Lilo's crown that soon fell onto the ground.
"Disgusting," he deadpanned as he turned into his human form. MB caught Mariko and hugged her as TB hugged Henry.
Lucy's group laughed as Ed laughed, "Man, these celebrity weddings never last, do they?"
Everyone in the church cheered. With the tyrannical brat gone, they no longer had any reason to fear her and her men anymore.
GW: Huzzah for the conquering heroes! Next is the last chapter! Read & Review!
