To Love 'Ruto

A/N: Due to some poor wording on my part in the last chapter there has been a little bit of confusion. I have reworded it but those who read the chapter before the issue was brought to my attention may be a victim of this.

Kurama mentioned that there were two agents that were killed by Naruto. These were 'Agency' (A shadowy organisation) grunts and not the two minions that Gid sent (The Veiled Beauty who is Lala's mother and the Lucky Seven who is Fu.) Naruto had no memories involving those two yet and even as a mindless berserker the young Naruto wouldn't have been able to kill a devilukian that easily.

As I said I have reworded that part of the story but seeing as I am rewriting Chapter 1 to allow for the future changes I have made in the story line seeing as I wasn't expecting Kushina to be as popular as she is (I wrote a very basic backstory for her but that has all been scrapped in order to use a new backstory which I feel is better.)

Oh and the competition has ended and a winner selected. The winner will be announced next chapter.

Momo's 'flaw' is revealed in this chapter… I wonder how many of you predicted it correctly. (I know from reviews that some of you guessed parts of the flaw correctly).

Also WOO! 100K + Words! This storys getting serious! Also with 15 communities and 1000+ Followers and Favourites and an average of 34 reviews a chapter I want to say a big thanks to all you who have left a review or favourited/ followed this story. Without you this would have never gotten past chapter 1!

Anyway Without further ado…

Disclaimer: You get the idea by now.


Chapter 11: What lies beneath?

"Are we there yet?" Naruto groaned as he banged his head against the window of the bus. He was sat next to Yui who yelling at Ren, who was sat behind them. This was caused by Ren being sat next to Lala and loudly boasting about his manliness. Lala was completely ignoring him in favour of asking Naruto all sorts of questions about the school trip which in turn got Ren to raise his voice. This caused Yui to yell at Ren to shut up as this was a school trip and he should behave himself as his behaviour would reflect upon the school, which got Ren to remark that she didn't understand the concept of love and should but out of things that didn't involve her. Then the two had started arguing. This didn't help the headache Naruto had been suffering from since Lala restored some of his memories. The sheer anger he felt at being denied the facts of his father's death and the inability to do anything about it was proving stressful for the young blonde and was causing him to struggle to sleep thus resulting in his fatigue and headache.

"We will be there in roughly ten minutes," Yui smiled at Naruto before returning her glare at Ren. "As the School Disciplinary officer I have the power to have you sent back home!"

"Really?" Ren challenged.

"Yeah," Naruto nodded. "Though that's nothing to do with her title. That's simply because she is a cute girl and the principal is weak to cute girls."

"N-Naruto-san!" Yui squeaked at being complimented by Naruto.

"Then I will have Lala tell this principal to let me stay!" Ren turned to Lala for her support.

"I hope we get to room together!" Lala beamed at Naruto, completely ignoring Ren and crushing his spirit. Naruto almost felt sorry for him.

"W-What?" Yui blinked. "How immoral! On school trips boys and girls have separate rooms! Did they not do this at your old school?"

"Er…" Lala blinked cutely. "We never really had any school trips at my last school… I was home schooled."

"Oh…" Yui faltered. "Sorry Deviluke-san, I didn't know. But still two young adults should not be sharing a room! It could lead to… naughtiness." Yui blushed crimson and muttered the last word.

"Naughtiness?" Lala tilted her head and looked thoughtful. "Do you mean like sex?"

"Deviluke-san!" Yui's blush at this point was causing her face to practically glow.

"What?" Lala blinked. "If you love someone isn't it only natural to want to connect with them physically?"

"Well yes," Yui started before twiddling her fingers, "But you should only do those things with someone you are married to…"

"As expected of Yui-chan," Naruto smiled at her. "You are pure at heart," He chuckled before taking a sip from a can.

"Then that's not a problem!" Lala beamed. "Naruto and I are getting married so we can have sex!"

Naruto sprayed the drink over the person in front of him (who happened to be Kenichi).

"That's no excuse!" Yui shook her head furiously. "I will personally keep an eye on you Deviluke-san! I won't have your shameless ways corrupting Naruto-san!"

"Muu…" Lala pouted.

"There, there Lala," Naruto smiled at her.

"Stop encouraging her! It's bad enough you spend time with that Momioka girl," Yui's eyes narrowed. "She is morally bankrupt that girl."

"Yui-chan," Naruto smiled at Yui causing her to feel light headed. "Risa-chan isn't as bad as you make her out to be…"

"I heard Naruto say my name!" Risa called from the back of the bus. "Is he saying all the things he is going to do to me when he sneaks into my room tonight?!"

"So she might be a little flirtatious…" Naruto admitted.

"I can't wait until tonight! Take me now!" Risa yelled and stood up.

"BACK OFF BITCH!" A well thrown shoe hit Risa in the face. "Naru-chan will not be taking you anywhere!"

"Nice shot Uzumaki-sensei!" Kenichi nodded.

"… You're making it real hard to defend you," Naruto muttered under his breath before turning his attention back to Yui who was fuming.

"She is such a shameless woman," Yui growled. "The worst thing is she wants to drag you down to her level," Yui looked at Naruto. "I won't let her!"

"While your concern for me is touching," Naruto sighed. "This is a school trip! Have some fun."

"But if I let my guard down who knows what will happen?" Yui countered. "There could be boys sneaking into girl's rooms and…" She blushed.

"Hmm." Kenichi nodded, "She has a point. I would be honoured to patrol the corridors to prevent such an occurrence!"

"You're one of the people most likely to try and sneak into a girl's room!" Yui accused.

"Yui-chan," Naruto shook his head, "Kenichi wouldn't do that."

"Thank you Manly Sage!" Kenichi beamed.

"He doesn't have a girlfriend and there would be no girl willing to let him in," Naruto finished.

"Just because it's true doesn't mean you can say it out loud," Kenichi slumped.

"Sorry," Naruto looked completely unapologetic. "The only person less likely to do that would be Rito, although he would probably trip over something and end up falling into a girl's room, probably landing on them."

"Do you really have such a low opinion of me?" Rito slumped next to Kenichi, the two radiating an aura of depression.

"So… you are saying you are more likely to visit a girl's room?" Yui challenged.

"I didn't…" Naruto started.

"Are you going to visit me Naruto?" Lala beamed at him.

"I won't let you!" Yui challenged. "Because a man and a girl shouldn't share a room until they are married. And I don't see a ring on your finger," Yui cut off Lala's response leaving the girl pouting cutely.

"And are you going to patrol the hotel at night to prevent that from happening?" Naruto tilted his head. "Not that I was planning on leaving my room or anything."

"I will do what my duty demands of me." Yui clenched her fists. "Even if I have to handcuff myself to you to stop you!"

"…Your 'duty' is that of a school girl," Naruto chuckled. "You are supposed to have fun and relax on school trips. It's the teachers' jobs to keep everyone out of trouble. Besides isn't handcuffing yourself to me going to lead to 'shameless' rumours being spread about us?"

"T-That's a risk I would be willing to take," Yui blushed as she looked away, "Besides have you seen our teachers?"

"Well…" Naruto glanced at the front of the bus where the teaching staff were all sat. Kushina was alternating between blowing kisses at him and death glaring all the girls who happened to be sat near him, the Principal was giggling whilst reading Icha Icha aliens, Mikado was occasionally glancing at him whilst sucking seductively on pink ice cream that seemed to have some sort of white filling that oozed out and his homeroom teacher appeared to be holding a conversation with his reflection. "… Seriously how has our school not been closed down yet?"


"Man…" Risa rubbed her face. "Uzumaki-sensei has a mean throw." She was sat at the back of the bus with Haruna and Mio.

"She is Uzumaki-san's mother," Haruna smiled at her friend. "You should be more careful about what you say about him in her presence. She is fiercely protective of him. I'm surprised that she seems to get along with Lala-san."

"Have you tried holding a grudge against Lala?" Mio shook her head. "She is almost too innocent. It would be like hating a puppy."

"I know what you mean as much as I hate that…" Risa muttered under her breath. As much as she liked Lala as a person, the strides she was making in her relationship with Naruto made her efforts seem trivial. She couldn't help but remember Lala's little sisters words about sharing Naruto. She loved the blonde for all that he had done for her but was she really willing to share him? Add to that she really didn't trust the young Deviluke. The look in that Momo's sent shivers down the young school girl's spine (and not the kind she got when she saw Naruto without his shirt on). It was some sort of primal knowledge that the girl was dangerous. Not just to her chances with Naruto but to her very life and this was Lala's younger sister. Who knew what dangers lurked beneath Lala's smile?

"Pardon?" Haruna glanced at Risa who smiled uneasily.

"Nothing," Risa laughed awkwardly before pulling out the trip leaflet. "So we are headed to a special hotel right?"

"That's right," Mio nodded. "Apparently the place we usually use for summer school offered us a special booking. Although I believe that is just the excuse the principal made up. He has a soft spot for the owner of this hotel."

"A soft spot?" Risa blinked. "I thought he had a 'soft spot' for pretty much everything female."

"That's true," Mio nodded. "But even more so for the landlady apparently."

"Anyway, there's only one thing I'm looking forward to!" Risa grinned. "The night!"

"Why is that?" Haruna blinked.

"Oh poor naive Haruna," Risa sighed dramatically. "Do you not see the potential? These next few nights all the boys will be trying to visit their girls for a night of debauchery!"

"There are teachers and staff patrolling," Mio pointed out.

"And?" Risa smirked. "That won't be enough to put off the majority of the boys. Although I suppose it isn't in Naruto's character to be so aggressive sexually. If only his aggression when it comes to fighting could transfer into his love life."

"Uzumaki-san is a gentle person," Haruna frowned, "He only fights for others and respects women so doesn't treat them as a sex object."

"Which is admirable," Risa agreed, "But it is also a bit of a pain. He respects women to the point that he doesn't take any chances because he doesn't want to hurt the girl. From what I've heard all the major landmarks in Lala and Naruto's relationship all came from Lala being proactive!"

"Would you prefer for Naruto to be like the other guys?" Mio tilted her head.

"What? Another horn dog?" Risa pulled a face, "I'm not asking for him to drool around me, just for him to actually respond to my advances!"

"Maybe he's gay," Mio started drooling. "After all Kenichi is his loyal 'slave' and he also has Rito and Ren as well."

"And there she goes," Risa sighed whilst Haruna giggled.


"Welcome students of Sainan High!" An attractive woman in a Kimono bowed her head to the group of students as they entered the hotel. "Thank you for travelling such a long distance to see us." She had a large group of similarly dressed women behind her.

"Hey," Kenichi muttered to Naruto and Rito, "She's really pretty! Do you have any plans to add her to your harem master?"

"I don't plan to add anyone to my harem." Naruto sighed before noting Yui's glare, "I don't have a harem!" She simply scoffed in reply and turned her attention back to the landlady.

"Then if you have no interest in her," Kenichi grinned. "I have a chance!"

"Er…" Naruto paused. "I guess but it looks like you have competition," Naruto nodded to the entrance where a delighted principal was charging the woman.

"Takami-chan!" He cried out in joy, "I wanted to see you!" He was silenced by a fierce punch to the face that sent him hurtling backwards. He staggered to his feet wiping away the blood from his face. "You are still cold hearted Takami-chan."

"Are you still interested in her?" Naruto asked.

"The greater the challenge, the more satisfying the rewards!" Kenichi remarked.

"Hm," Naruto nodded. "That's true sometimes."

"Of course it is!" Kenichi laughed. "I got the phrase from you after all!"

"If you care to follow me," Takami smiled at the students who followed her leaving the wounded principal behind to recover. She guided them to a large hall with plenty of mats laid out on the floor for them to kneel on. "This is the Main hall. As you can see there are two corridors. The left corridor leads to the male rooms, the right corridor to the female rooms. There are two large bathing areas here, one for each of the genders. They are separated by a large wall but if you try and climb the wall to peak on the other side, I will have to punish you ok?" She walked on to the main stage as the students got seated.

There were quite a lot of boys who seemed to blush at the prospect of being 'punished' by Takami, chief amongst them was Kenichi.

"You can punish me anytime!" The principal declared as he took to the main stage. "Now tonight we are going to have a special event!"

"I have a bad feeling about this," Naruto muttered to himself.

"Tonight we were originally going to have a dare but we have decided on another event!" The principal declared happily. "Tonight will be a special surprise! All I can say is that it will be fun right Takami-chan?" The principal dived at the woman lips pursed.

"I think they'll find it dead fun," Takami smiled darkly as she ducked under the principal's lunge and slammed her palm into his jaw sending him rocketing skywards and getting his head stuck in the roof.

"Did anyone else get a bad feeling about that?" Naruto shivered slightly.

"But first it is time for you to go to your assigned rooms!" Takami clapped her hands and several attractive women all wearing kimonos entered the room with lists. "When your name is called go to the woman who called it and they will show you to your rooms!"


"Nice place," Naruto remarked as he walked around his room, before glancing at his fellow roommates.

"It is," Rito nodded smiling. "It reminds me of the room Mikan and I are staying at whilst they repair our house."

"Is Mikan home alone?" Naruto paused.

"No," Rito smiled. "Some of her friends invited her to stay at their house while I am here, plus Dad has been regularly checking in with her."

"Good," Naruto nodded. "At a time like this she needs to be with people she trusts."

"I offered to stay behind but she told me not to be stupid. Although she said that she wanted plenty of pictures of what we get up to." Rito laughed.

"I wonder what this secret event is," Kenichi remarked as he and Ren entered the room. "Wow, nice!" He looked around.

"I've seen better rooms," Ren remarked casually.

"So I'm stuck in a room with you huh?" Naruto sighed.

"That's my line!" Ren declared. "I don't know what this special event is but I declare I will defeat you in it and claim the title of manliest man!"

"Remember when he said he was my apprentice," Naruto reminisced. "That was a fun week. An entire week without him challenging me."

"But now I am the master!" Ren declared.

"No… no you're not." Kenichi shook his head. "Not until you have known a woman's loving touch can you be called a man never mind a master of men!"

"I know a woman's touch!" Ren challenged. "The forceful grip as she pins you down and puts you in girl's clothing!"

"I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you," Naruto shook his head.

"That's not right at all, a woman's loving touch is nothing like that!" Kenichi challenged.

"And you would know?" Ren retorted.

"Er…" Kenichi faltered. "I wouldn't know," He admitted, "But the manly Sage does!"

"Wait what?" Naruto paused.

"You and Lala are in a relationship right?" Kenichi blinked. "You must have done 'that'."

"You mean… sex?" Naruto shuffled uneasily.

"Hah!" Ren grinned smugly. "That's the response of a virgin if I ever saw it!"

"Says you!" Naruto growled. "The only reason you recognise it is because it is how you react all the time jack ass!"

"Are you starting a fight with me bastard!" Ren growled.

"It wouldn't be a fight," Naruto smirked. "A fight implies you would have a chance against me. It would be a massacre."

"Now, now," Rito stepped between the two smiling weakly. "We are here to have fun right? Let's all go bathe and relax."

"Right," Naruto sighed as he rubbed his temples. His headache was making him irritable and a nice relaxing bath sounded good right now. "A bath it is."

"After all," Kenichi smirked. "The girls are probably bathing right now."

"Haruna-chan bathing…" Rito went crimson.

"Lala-chan bathing…" Ren blushed before glaring at Naruto, "Stop thinking of Lala like that!"

"Thinking of Lala like what?" Naruto scowled. Ren usually was an annoyance but with the headache he was suffering from, Ren's voice was upgraded to infuriating. "I don't need to fantasise about Lala naked."

"What does that mean?!" Ren staggered backwards.

"She sleeps in the nude," Naruto headed towards the bathing area.

"…" Kenichi clenched his fists, tears trailing down his face. "Now that… that is the sign of a Manly Man!"

"Huh?" Ren blinked.

"Think about it," Kenichi crossed his arms. "How would he know that Lala sleeps in the nude unless she shared a bed with him?"

"…" Ren and Rito blinked stupidly.

"THAT BASTARD!" Ren roared as he raced after Naruto.

"I wish I was as confident as Naruto," Rito muttered before imagining Haruna-chan naked in his bed and promptly passing out.

Kenichi looked at the fallen form of Rito and shook his head. "If you want to appeal to Haruna more than the manly sage you really need to stop this habit of passing out Rito. No woman can resist his charms for long. If you don't hurry then Haruna will fall for Naruto!" He finished before abandoning Rito in favour of a chance at peeking at the girls.


"Ah!" Risa relaxed in the bath with a smile. "There's nothing quite like a hot bath to make all your cares ease away!"

"Cover yourself!" Yui blushed as she adjusted her towel. "Have you no shame?"

"We are all girls here," Risa smirked as she leaned on Haruna. "I mean just check out Haruna-chan here!" Risa threw her arms around Haruna and squeezed her breasts.

"Risa!" Haruna blushed as she escaped from Risa's hug.

"Haha!" Risa shook her head, "You are over reacting!"

"Leave Sarenji alone sex fiend!" Kushina remarked as she joined the girls in the bath. "Stupid separate bathing. How am I supposed to get recharge my Naru-Love power if they separate us like this?!"

"Er… should you really talk about your son like that Convict?" Risa asked.

"He isn't my son, I am just his legal guardian up until he becomes my husband," Kushina declared. "And who the hell are you calling convict?!"

"If you call me a sex fiend then I'll call you a convict, after all you were arrested right?" Risa smirked.

"He refers to you as mother though," Haruna trying to defuse the forthcoming argument but only succeeding in drawing Kushina's glare upon herself.

"He used to," Kushina admitted. "But lately he has started calling me Kushina! It's a positive sign! He is shaking off the brainwashing of this corrupt world!"

"The only corrupt thing here is your mind," Yui muttered under her breath.

"You starting a fight?" Kushina growled at Yui.

"Your shameless actions are disgraceful for a mother!" Yui shook her head. "It is people like you who are ruining the moral character of Japan!"

"…Seriously?" Kushina blinked. "I'm responsible for ruining the moral character of the nation that is known for its tentacle porn?" She shook her head. "Besides why are you so interested in Naruto? Don't you have a boyfriend? Isn't cheating on him a bigger affront to the 'moral character' of our nation?"

"How does everyone know about that?" Yui blinked.

"Don't dodge the question," Risa smirked, "Or is our 'pure little Yui' a naughty girl? Are you thinking about Naruto when you are making out with your boyfriend? Do you call his name when you make love?"

"I am a virgin!" Yui protested loudly.

"If you don't put out your boyfriend will lose interest in you," Risa warned.

"I…" Yui frowned. "The person I like isn't like that!"

"Your boyfriend?" Risa crawled over to Yui, "Or Naruto?"

"Momioka-san!" Yui retreated from Risa.

"It's not a bad thing you know," Risa sat down and stared into space. "I mean… he is a good person."

"Momioka-san?"

"Call me Risa," Risa stretched out. "I was just thinking, there are quite a few people interested in our blonde wonder aren't there? I mean there is you, me, Kushina and Lala. There is going to be a lot of hurt people... unless we learn to get along and… well share him?"

"As expected of you," Yui remarked. "Suggesting such an indecent thing!"

"That's kind of what Lala would say," Kushina blinked. "I wonder what made you start to consider that as an option. Did Lala convince you? On that note has anyone actually seen her?"

"Hi!" Lala beamed as she ran into the bath.

"Speak of the devil," Kushina sighed before sinking into the bath with a happy sigh.

"She's energetic as always," Risa chuckled. "I wonder if that is why Naruto likes her so much."

"Are we talking about Naruto?" Lala beamed as she sat down with the girls.

"Yes," Risa sighed. "We are talking about your boyfriend."

"Heheh!" Lala hugged herself happily. "I feel so warm when people address him like that. You should tell him how you feel!"

"What?" Risa and Yui blinked.

"Well," Lala looked thoughtful. "If you confess to Naruto then you could feel this way as well!"

"But he is dating you," Yui pointed out.

"And?" Lala tilted her head. "I have already said I am willing to share. After all I always wanted a big family!"

"A big…" Yui shook her head furiously. "Do you have any idea how shameless you sound?!"

"If making Naruto and his precious people happy is immoral, then I am proud to be called it." Lala countered crossing her arms. "How can it be wrong if it makes people happy?"

"But…" Yui started.

"If you live life by what is 'moral' you'll end up just watching your happiness fly away." Lala smiled softly. "Sometimes you've got to break the rules! It's more fun that way."

"I will not be some… some cheap floozy on the side!" Yui proclaimed.

"Naruto would never treat you like that," Lala pointed out.

"Good night," Yui stormed out of the bathroom. 'I can't believe that girl! It is quite clear to me that all the girls in his life are trying to corrupt him! If I don't do something soon then… then he might become a pervert. I can't let that happen, no matter what the cost.' She paused as she reached the exit of the baths and looked as Lala seemed to be investigating the water pumping into the springs whilst the other girls carried on talking. 'If that means I have to convince him to date me instead of Lala then so be it! I mean… it's not as if I am against the idea of dating Naruto and spending more time with him. Plus I enjoy the feeling when he smiles at me… But I'm not interfering for such an immoral reason! This is purely because guiding Naruto down the right path is my duty as the moral guardian of the school!' Sometimes Yui's logic is pretty messed up.

"Muu…" Lala pouted. "Why is she so stubborn?"

"You know Lala," Risa sighed, "It isn't exactly normal to have multiple lovers unless you are cheating on them."

"That's dumb…" Lala clenched her fists. "Stupid Earth rules."

"Earth rules?" Risa blinked.

"Yeah back on Deviluke we don't have any stupid rules like that."

"Deviluke?"

"My home planet," Lala paused realising the strange looks she was getting from the other girls (except Kushina who had face palmed). "I'm an alien… see?" She waved her tail around for the girls to see. "OH!" She blinked. "Naruto said I was supposed to keep the fact I'm an alien hidden didn't he?"

Kushina prepared herself for the chaos.

"That makes so much sense," Risa nodded.

"What?" Kushina blinked.

"Well Lala-chi is a little weird," Mio pointed out, "And seems to lack the knowledge that most of us humans would take for granted. Plus she is crazy strong and sexy."

"So this father that Naruto is fighting against…" Risa started.

"Is the Emperor of the Galaxy," Lala smiled.

"You're an alien princess," Risa blinked. "Wow… I… I knew competing with you would be difficult but… wow you are a genuine princess."

"as the devilukian heir, Lala is arguably one of the most politically powerful people in the entire galaxy," Mikado joined them in the bath. "Just so you know."

"How do you know that?" Risa asked.

"I'm an alien as well," Mikado smiled as she showed her pointed ears before covering them up. "I was a black market doctor who set up a clinic for all the aliens who end up stranded on Earth. A student got me out of some trouble twenty years ago so to repay the favour I signed up as a nurse at his school."

"And… the principal? Is he an alien?"

"No." Mikado smiled apologetically. "He's human I'm afraid."

"You are all taking this a lot better than I expected," Kushina remarked.

"Meh," Risa shrugged. "Alien princess or not, Lala-chi is Lala-chi."

"You sounded like Naruto then!" Lala clapped cheerfully.

"I guess he is rubbing off on me," Risa remarked, "Though I really wish he'd rub in me."

"Back off bitch!" Kushina started trying to drown Risa.

"I know what you mean," Mikado smiled. "I've done enough physicals on Naruto to know he is very well endowed."

Kushina growled at the busty nurse as Haruna and Mio passed out from blood loss.

"Don't you think the boy's would love to see this," Risa remarked as Kushina and Mikado started grappling with each other. "I wonder what they are up to now."


"I know I should probably do something about this," Naruto adjusted the towel wrapped around his waist as he watched Kenichi and Ren try to climb the massive wall that separated the two sides of the bath. Rito had somehow been encouraged into joining them. "But watching them fail is actually entertaining. Maybe if I thought there was any chance of them succeeding I would step in."

"It is funny isn't it?"

"Yeah," Naruto nodded before freezing and turning to the side. "Momo?!" Sure enough the devilukian princess was naked and smiling at Naruto seductively.

"Hi honey," Momo smiled as she wrapped her arms around his neck and sat on his lap. "You left me all alone. Do you know how that made me feel?" She trailed a finger around Naruto's chest. "Left at home… all alone…" She whispered in his ears. "And we never finished what we started the day after your birthday." She guided his hand to her breasts. "If I recall you had just started to play with my breasts."

"Momo!" Naruto hissed as he pulled his hand from her grasp before glancing at the boys trying to peek on the girls, unaware of the completely naked one behind them. "You shouldn't be here!"

"Don't you like seeing me?" Momo pouted.

Naruto sighed, "It's not that. You are one of my precious people but I don't think you should be on the boy's side of the baths."

"Oh I see," Momo smiled as she walked behind Naruto and hugged him, pressing her breasts into his back. "You don't want anyone else to see my body." Her tail wrapped started to sneak underneath his towel.

"Well," Naruto frowned as he started feeling light headed as Excalibur reacted to Momo's tail. He could hear whispers on the far range of his hearing but couldn't make out what was being said.

"Naruto?" Momo paused uncertainly, her tail paused in its slow attack on Naruto, gently stroking his inner thigh.

"I…" Naruto rubbed his forehead. His headache was getting worse and his vision started going blurry and his body moving without his approval. He was watching through a red haze as he turned to face Momo.

She smells of desire… Claim her… She is yours to do with as you wish…

"Naruto?" Momo repeated as Naruto turned around with a hungry look on his face. His usually blue eyes had gone red.

"Momo…" His voice was strangely erotic and it caused shivers down her spine as his hands began to massage her breasts. "You are mine…" He started nipped on her neck.

"Naruto…" Momo moaned, "What brought this on?"

Before he could respond Rito dislodged a stone that fell from the wall and hit Naruto no the head, shaking him from his lust controlled state.

"Naruto!" Momo gasped as Naruto shook his head causing the red tint to vanish and control of his body.

"Huh?" Naruto blinked stupidly before pulling his hand away from her breasts. "Sorry!" His headache subsided a little and his vision cleared.

"I'm not angry," Momo hugged him. "I was pleasantly surprised to be honest. Although your eyes went a bit weird… Is there anything you want to tell me?"

"What like?" Naruto shook his head.

"Well… explaining that might be a good start."

Naruto paused for a moment before speaking, "Lala thinks it's because I am half devilukian. I am a delta class berserker apparently. I have a seal on me but that seal is weakening and apparently the more I use my aura the weaker it gets. With all you girls around me combined with the weakening of the seal, I find myself hearing the lust of my devilukian side. I… I haven't lost control like that for a while."

"But you don't look like a devilukian," Momo tilted her head.

"The seal is suppressing my Devilukian genes as well as its instincts," Naruto called upon his aura causing the seal to appear visible to Momo's eyes.

"That seal…" Momo whispered as she traced the markings on Naruto's stomach. "I've seen one similar to it."

"You have?" Naruto blinked.

"Did… Did Lala tell you the side effect of that seal?"

"She said it repressed my anger and my lust which are the main emotions that drive a berserker. It also suppresses my devilukian DNA or something like that." Naruto dropped his aura.

"Is that all she said?"

"Yeah," Naruto nodded.

"That is true I suppose," Momo walked away. "I'm guessing the different part is the gene suppressant."

"Different part?"

"The other part of the seal that suppresses your lust, that is not strictly speaking true. I'm sure that you can still feel lust."

"Yeah," Naruto admitted. "The seal you've seen didn't have the gene suppressant on it?"

"No…" Momo bit her lip. "The way the lust seal works is it removes a berserkers urge to reproduce by… by manipulating the hormones in the body. This has the side effect of removing its ability to produce offspring."

"What?" Naruto blinked. "Are you telling me I can't have children?!"

"In a male it basically puts your sperm into stasis. They multiply to keep their numbers up but can't fertilise anything. It takes to long for them to wake up after leaving your body. Theoretically you can still have children but the odds are very slim. You could store your sperm in a sperm bank as after a few weeks they would wake up so long as they weren't in the presence of your seal but even then they wouldn't be the healthiest. So long as that seal remains active the chances of you getting someone pregnant are slim to non-existent."

Naruto stared at the floor of the bath. "I… I always wanted to have loads of kids…"

"In a woman the seal prevents her eggs from maturing and being released. The pros of that is that the woman will never have a period so long as the seal is working. But she can never get pregnant." Momo's hands rested on her stomach.

"Momo?" Naruto looked up hearing the tone of her voice.

"When I was young I was different to Onee-sama and Nana." Momo had tears in her eyes. "They were born of the lord class… they were born to be rulers, to be leaders. I on the other hand." Momo looked at Naruto with tears trailing down her face. "I was born a delta class berserker. I couldn't be left alone with my sisters because I would try and kill them. Berserkers instinctively hate Lord class devilukians but no-one seems to know why. I could only watch as my body would attack them."

"Momo…" Naruto whispered softly as he stroked her hair.

"They sealed me to stop me attacking them," Momo sobbed. "I had always wanted a family and at the time it didn't seem like a big deal. I would get to have a true family with Lala and Nana. It is only now that I have found someone I love that I realise the issue. So long as I have this seal, I will never be able to have children and if you remove this seal… I will become a mindless beast."

"The same as me…" Naruto hugged the crying Momo to his chest. "Is there no way to overcome it?"

"None that I know of," Momo muttered as she sobbed into Naruto's chest. "Theoretically an Omega class can supress the berserker instinct of other berserkers but they are a myth."

"No… no they're not," Naruto smiled and raised Momo's face to his own. "My mother was an Omega class."

"Then…" There was a flicker of hope in Momo's eyes.

"Yeah," Naruto wiped away her tears. "If I could find her, maybe she could teach us how to supress the berserker instinct or failing that just suppress ours. She was called Kurama Abados Deviluke if my memory serves me, although admittedly thanks to a damn annoying green haired devilukian I don't actually know if I can trust my memories."

"Kurama Abados Deviluke?" Momo blinked, "The leader of the Opposing side at the end of the Unification Wars? The Strongest of the Holy Nine Warriors?"

"And your adopted aunty yes," Naruto nodded. "Although I hadn't heard of the nine warriors."

"They were my father's greatest warriors in the Devilukian civil war, all of them were adopted by my grandfather in order to make them compete for the title of his heir. It didn't work and they all united to overthrow him as he was a tyrant however after that there was a disagreement that lead to the Unification Wars. Your mother and the holy knights opposed Father… but he was a far better tactician and was able to defeat them," Momo looked uncertain, "Your mother hasn't been seen since some time after that."

"Nine years ago?" Naruto offered.

"Something like that yes," Momo nodded.

"She was last seen on Earth. I remember meeting her but I don't know how that ended because my memories are sealed," Naruto sighed. "If I could regain my memories…"

"You might know where she is," Momo looked at Naruto, "And that means…"

"You will be able to have all the children you want," Naruto ruffled her hair fondly.

"I will bear you all the children you could ever want," Momo kissed him softly.

"ARGH!" There was a loud splash as Rito lost his footing on the wall and started to fall, grabbing Kenichi to try and steady himself but instead pulling the self-proclaimed apprentice of the manly sage down to Earth with him. Kenichi grabbed Ren in a desperate attempt to halt their fall but only succeeded in dragging the alien with him and Rito and they crashed into the bath ungraciously.

"Crap!" Naruto picked Momo up bridal style, "I completely forgot about them!" He ran out of the bathroom and into the hallway before freezing at the sight before him. "…Ah."

"Uzumaki-san," Yui's eyebrow was twitching. "What exactly is going on here?"

"Well," Naruto shuffled uneasily. "What are you doing in the boy's half of the inn?"

"I asked the question first!" Yui growled.

"Well…" Naruto glanced at Momo who was looking at him with a smile.

"I'll explain this," Momo smiled.

"Thanks," Naruto nodded.

"Naruto-kun here was just taking me to his room to ravage me senseless." Momo smiled. "Care to join us?"

"MOMO!" Naruto cried out.

"UZUMAKI!" Yui staggered backwards, "Such shameless behaviour! Even for you!" 'So he will cheat on Lala with this girl but not me… Wait what am I thinking?! Cheating is wrong no matter what!'

"Is that a No because look at what you are turning down!" Momo pulled away Naruto's towel.

There was an eerie silence as Yui's eyes focused on his crotch.

"Er…" Naruto adjusted his hold on Momo. "Yui-chan?"

"I won't be corrupted!" Yui suddenly ran away clutching her nose. 'It's even bigger than I remember! Now amazi- I mean indecent! That's what I meant!' Yui was so focused on Naruto's 'Excalibur' that she forgot to ask the one question that would bug her later on. 'Who the hell was that Momo girl?'


"I was so close to seeing Lala-chan," Ren sobbed as he limped back to his room, tailed by Rito and Kenichi. He had twisted his ankle after they had fallen in the bath and considering he could barely walk that meant climbing the wall again was impossible.

"I think it's a good thing that I didn't see Haruna-chan naked…" Rito blushed crimson, "I don't think they would have liked it." 'I can just imagine Haruna looking at me like I'm a disgusting insect…'

"It's that attitude that is why you are single," Ren shook his head condescendingly. "Girls like a man who knows what he wants!"

"Forgive me if I don't take love life advice from a stalker." Rito shook his head.

"Who are you calling a stalker?" Ren drew himself to his full height.

"Well let's be honest," Rito crossed his arms. "Lala likes Naruto and doesn't even acknowledge your existence so long as Naruto is nearby. You are basically stalking her since you followed her from… wherever it was that you two used to live."

"Is that so? Then I propose a wager!" Ren smirked. "If I get a kiss from Lala before you get a kiss from Haruna, then I win. If you get your kiss first you win."

"And what do we win exactly?" Rito asked.

"Manly pride?" Ren offered. "Or how about a punishment for the loser."

"Such as?" Rito frowned.

"If you get your kiss first I must give up on Lala. If I get my kiss first you must give up on Haruna."

"Deal!" Rito glared at Ren. Naruto was his friend and he knew Naruto didn't like Ren's constant attempts to woo Lala. After all that Naruto had done for him, the least he could do in return was get Ren to back off. Besides thanks to Naruto's training Rito was sure that he could possibly in the right circumstances maybe kiss Haruna-chan. Theoretically. Which was an improvement over Ren's chances of getting a kiss from Lala which were too small to calculate.

"I can't believe I wasn't able to peek on the girls," Kenichi groaned as he rubbed his shoulders. "I think I dislocated my arm when we fell down." The three boys entered their room and froze.

"Who the hell are you?" Nana scowled as she sat on the back of a giant three headed dog. It was a huge black monster, easily four foot tall when still standing on four legs. It looked like it was the illegitimate love child of a tank and an Alsatian that had been in a freak accident and struck by gamma waves that turned it into a massive monster of destruction when it got angry, only it was always angry. Each head had blood red eyes and teeth that would put a great white to shame. While Rito and Kenichi froze in fear, Ren simply tilted his head as he stared at the girl.

"You look familiar to me," Ren scowled. "But I can't quite put my finger on it."

"Er…" Kenichi noticed her tail and came to one conclusion, "Are you a devil here to steal our souls?"

"A devil?" Nana looked thoughtful, "I suppose you aren't a million miles from the truth. Cerby-chan could smell the scent of someone I am looking for."

"Cerby-chan?" Rito blinked then quickly cowered as all three of the dogs heads growled menacingly at him.

"That's right," Nana jumped off the back of the dog and scowled at the three boys. "I am looking for a Naruto Uzumaki. Have you seen him?"

"I see…" Kenichi scowled. "His manliness is so overwhelming that even the legions of hell wish to recruit him to get more women to fall into sin!"

"Sure let's go with that," Nana waved a hand dismissively.

"I have a feeling I have seen someone like you before…" Ren noticed her tail. "Ah! You are Lala's baby sister!"

"Baby sister?" Nana blinked.

"Well I'm assuming so seeing as you have a young girl's body." Ren shrugged.

"Are you calling me flat?" Nana's voice had lost all emotion, which should have been a hint that Ren should stop talking. Unfortunately Ren was not the sharpest tool in the shed.

"Compared to Lala yes." Ren nodded.

"Cerby-chan," Nana pointed at the boys, "Sick 'em!"

"I repent oh lord! Please save me from this demon!" Kenichi declared as he fled the room closely followed by Rito and Ren, the three headed hell hound snapping at their heels in the direction of the kitchens where they proceeded to knock over a crate of cooking supplies, scattering all sorts of ingredients in their mad flight.

"Stupid humans," Nana put her hands on her breasts. "Naruto doesn't care about that… does he?" She walked up to a mirror and started to push her breasts together in an attempt to make them seem bigger. "He doesn't care that I am stuck in this… this form. Right?"


Naruto sighed as he and Momo (now fully dressed) walked around the hotel. They had visited his room to get dressed (Naruto in his school uniform, Momo in her usual dress which apparently she had left there) before Naruto offered to give Momo a tour of the hotel, or at least the parts of it he had seen. Also he didn't want Kenichi to meet Momo. If she started talking about her harem plans Kenichi would probably declare Manly Sage-ism as a religion and her as the head priestess or worse try and help her fulfil her plans for Naruto.

"You shouldn't make fun of Yui-chan up like that," Naruto shook his head. "You know she is an innocent and pure girl."

"You mean she is a prude," Momo rolled her eyes. "If she wants in the harem she's going to have to get used to seeing a little skin."

"Stop trying to recruit people into the harem!" Naruto rubbed his forehead. "Don't you think between you and your sisters I have my hands full! Especially considering the three of you are all devilukian!"

"Worried that you won't be able to satisfy us all?" Momo smiled at him. "Don't be so stupid. We aren't that shallow. We love you for you. Even if you can't satisfy us physically in bed, just by being with you satisfies us spiritually."

"Don't go writing me off before I've even started," Naruto frowned.

"Naruto," Momo shook her head, "That's not what I meant. I'm sure you will be fantastic in bed. What I am saying is that you shouldn't worry about it so much. Is that the reason you haven't made a move on Lala yet?"

"Well… the whole losing control of myself when my libido starts to rise is more of a concern to be honest," Naruto frowned slightly. "But now you mention it you girls have crazy stamina and strength."

"But if you touch our tails we lose all of that," Momo pointed out. "And it feels really good to us. At least when someone we like does it. Otherwise it is uncomfortable."

"Why is that?" Naruto asked.

"Why is the clitoris so sensitive?" Momo countered. "I didn't design our bodies so I really couldn't tell you. You'd have to ask a Damus."

"Which are all extinct," Naruto shook his head.

"Well…" Momo pulled a face, "Not exactly. There are fragments of their souls floating around."

"The Damus seals," Naruto nodded. "Do you have one as well?"

"As well?"

"Lala told me about her seal of Satalin."

"Ah," Momo nodded, conjuring a small red seal on the back of her hand. "This is the seal of Velia. Pretty disappointing compared to Onee-sama's I know. Velia was a lesser general in the Damus forces. I'd say you might have a small chance of injuring me whilst using it."

"Just injuring you?" Naruto raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah," Momo smiled. "Onee-sama's seal is much more powerful, you wouldn't even be able to land a hit on her."

"Remind me why I agreed to show you around," Naruto deadpanned. "All you've done is crush my confidence."

"Because I'm sexy and you know it?"

Any further conversation was interrupted when Kenichi skidded around a corner and ran towards the pair.

"Flee manly sage!" He warned. "A demon has come to claim your soul!"

"Just another day in the life of Naruto Uzumaki," Naruto sighed as Kenichi raced by.

"Three headed dog!" Rito yelled out as he ran by Naruto.

"Huh," Naruto started stretching out. "Sounds like a possible assassin."

"Unlikely," Momo shook her head. "Nana was using one of her animal friends to follow your bus here. It's likely that she is responsible."

"Oh… How did you know where I was?" Naruto asked.

"I overheard Kushina talking about it." Momo smiled innocently. 'It's totally not because I have a small army of drones constantly monitoring you. Honest.'

"Okay," Naruto paused as he heard a loud sneeze followed by a high pitched scream.

"Someone's in trouble!" Naruto ran towards the sound whilst Momo watched him go.

"Always have to be the damn hero don't you," Momo scowled. "How's a girl supposed to lure you into a closet and ravish you if you insist on saving everyone who needs help?"

Naruto rounded a corner and spotted a green haired girl with her back against the wall whilst the largest dog he had ever seen slowly advanced on her, three heads growling and snapping at her. She had warm pink eyes and was wearing what looked like a male Sainan High uniform that didn't fit her well.

"So damn cool," Naruto grinned. "A genuine Cerberus! Are you okay miss?"

"Naruto?" The green haired girl's face lit up. "You've come to save me again!"

"Again?" Naruto turned his attention to the dog. "Have we met before?"

"I will never forget that moment… back when you protected me from that ghost!"

"A Ghost?" Naruto frowned as he stood between the girl and the Cerberus. "Listen, can you walk? If so get out of here, I'll deal with this creature."

"As expected of my hero," She sighed happily. "So fearless!"

"Er Right," Naruto glanced over his shoulder at the girl who was making no move at all to escape. In fact she seemed quite content to just sit and stare at him. He shivered slightly before holding out his hand to the giant dog. "It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you."

The large creature sniffed Naruto's hand with one of its heads.

"There you go," Naruto stroked its head. "Who's a good girl?" He started scratching the dog behind on of its ears, causing the massive creature to roll over and start kicking its leg. "You're just a big softy aren't you?"

This was the scene Momo arrived to see. "Er…" she blinked. She wasn't sure how to tell Naruto that the creature was a feared Devilukian Ravager, known for their short temper and ferocious appetite. No one had ever tamed one (except Nana but her special gift was kind of cheating). Yet here he was rubbing its belly as the natural killing machine kicked its leg whilst two of the three heads licked Naruto. The third was yapping happily.

"I've always had a way with animals," Naruto shrugged noticing Momo's look.

"How did you know it was a girl?" Momo asked.

"Huh?" Naruto paused in his ministrations until a head nudged him with its nose and he continued, "I just knew. I can't really explain it."

"Cerby-chan?" Nana walked around the corner. "Did you eat the annoying humans?"

"If you are talking about Kenichi, he is still alive," Naruto responded.

"Sorry Mistress," the giant dog barked. "Your mate distracted me with ear scratches and belly rubs. They were nice."

"Oh…" Nana smiled widely at the scene. "I see you found Naruto then Cerby-chan. Thanks for the assist and he's not my… well… you know. At least not yet." She muttered under her breath although the dog could hear it clearly.

"It was my pleasure mistress." Cerby-chan got up and as two heads licked Naruto and the central one growled at the green haired girl. "The one who insulted mistress can still be punished if you wish."

"No… leave him…well I suppose it is now her be," Nana smiled.

"I await your next summons," the middle head glanced at the girl before head butting the two other heads to get them to stop licking Naruto. "I look forward to meeting you again. Hopefully you will have taken my mistress as your mate by then Master," the dog bowed its heads to Naruto.

"Bye Cerby-chan," Nana pulled out her D-Dial and started pressing buttons.

"Cerby-chan was it?" Naruto wiped some of the saliva from his face. "Pleased to meet you."

The dog vanished in a flash of light and no sooner had it vanished than Naruto found the green haired girl hugging him.

"My hero!" She cheered.

"Er…" Naruto tried to pry the girl off him with little success. "I'm sorry but who are you?"

"Ah where are my manners?" The girl released Naruto and smiled happily. "I am Run Elise Jewelria!"

"Nice to meet you," Naruto greeted automatically. "Are you Ren's sister or something?"

"I suppose that's correct," Run nodded happily.

"Well…" Naruto smiled at her, "It's nice to meet you."

"I… I have loved you for a long time!" Run squealed before blushing. "Oh I don't believe I said that!"

"You have?" Naruto blinked. "Come to think of it you said I protected you from a ghost."

"That's right," Run nodded eagerly.

"Care to remind me when this happened?" Naruto laughed weakly. "I've taken a fair few blows to the head lately so my memory isn't what it used to be."

"Oh no!" Run looked upset. "Did you get hurt?"

"No," Naruto shook his head.

"I'll bet it was that Lala's fault!" Run glowered.

"What?" Naruto blinked.

"That is just like her! She never thinks about how her actions will impact on others!"

"Er…" Naruto glanced at Momo and Nana.

"But don't worry." Run smiled at him. "I'll keep you safe!"

"You will?"

"Yes." Run beamed at him. "Because I will marry you!"

"Say what?" Momo blinked.

"I am a princess too!" Run declared. "Lala isn't better than me!"

"Actually," Nana corrected, "Ane-ue is the princess of an empire that rules the entire galaxy. You're a princess/ prince of a small planet of little to no importance."

"Wow… when did you actually know anything useful that didn't involve animals," Momo blinked.

"Just because I'm not as smart as you or Ane-ue doesn't mean I'm stupid." Nana retorted.

"Well I suppose as his brides we need to be smart," Momo jerked her head at Naruto.

"So you can keep me entertained with intellectual conversation?" Naruto offered.

"Aw," Momo kissed Naruto's cheek. "More like because someone in this relationship needs to have intelligence and unfortunately all you are good at is fighting and being a decent person."

"So I'm stupid, an OK fighter and a good person?" Naruto sighed. "Are you trying to tear down my self-confidence or boost it?"

"Hey I'm an honest person," Momo smiled earning a strangled snorting noise from Nana who was trying to suppress her laughter. "Is something funny nee-chan?"

"No…" Nana paled slightly.

"How dare you!" Run exclaimed. "Naruto is to be my husband! How dare you kiss him?"

"Oh… you mean like this?" Momo kissed Naruto deeply and moaned into his mouth.

"S-Stop that!" Run blushed and pulled the two apart. "Only I can… Hey!" She turned to see Nana kissing Naruto (although they were only small pecks and after each one Nana blushed crimson). "I said only I can kiss him!" She tried to get to Naruto to kiss him but Nana and Momo blocked her path. "Hey!" She managed to get past the twins but Nana's hair tickled her nose. She lunged to kiss Naruto when… "ACHOO!"

"Hey guys are you down here?" Mio called out as she walked into the boy's area, followed by Yui who was deep in thought and Mikado who was carrying a backpack. "They are starting the special event announcement shortly and I could hear… OH YES!" Mio gave a thumbs up as she came across a surprised Naruto being kissed by a shocked looking Ren.

Naruto twitched as he pulled Ren away from his lips. "You… you are a dead man. As soon as I finish cleaning my lips with bleach… or maybe sulphuric acid… or both."

"That's my line!" Ren rubbed his mouth furiously. "What's the big idea?! Besides using both would be a neutralisation reaction. The acid and alkali would cancel each other out!"

"My big idea?" Naruto scowled. "You kissed me you bastard! And I knew that! I wouldn't use them at the same time jack ass!"

"Likely story!" Ren scoffed. "You are such a blonde delinquent!"

"That's less of an insult and more of a description," Naruto pointed out.

"I was using the colour blonde as an insult, not surprising you didn't get it seeing as you are a dumb blonde!"

"Oh… You are going to regret that." Naruto cracked his knuckles.

"Are you going to pound his ass all night?!" Mio declared with a torrent of blood spurting from her nose.

"What?" Naruto and Ren finally realised that they weren't alone.

"Uzumaki…" Yui scowled. "Is there no end to your depravity? Not content with having your way with young girls behind your girlfriends back, you now turn to assaulting men?!"

"I didn't do it!" Naruto pointed at Ren. "He kissed me!"

"Well that explains everything," Mikado sighed sadly. "The good ones are always gay."

"Listen to me damn it!" Naruto wailed.


"Welcome back," The principal smiled as the students gathered in the main hall. "It is time to announce the special event! As I am sure you have noticed, there is a pathway outside the hotel that leads into the forest. At the end of that path there is a shrine. On that shrine there is a chest that holds a reward. The first team to find that chest gets the prize. But it isn't that simple is it Takami-chan!" The principal dived towards the landlady who pulled out what looked like an AK-47 and unloaded an entire cartridge into the principal.

"As you can see my assistants and I are all armed with assault rifles that fire paint rounds." Tamaki ignored the twitching principal. "If we hit you and we judge you have taken enough damage… you lose. Your objective is to get to the shrine. By the way we also have paint grenades, paint missiles, paint Gatling guns…" She got a dreamy look in her eyes. "And your teachers will be helping us!"

"Hehehe…" Kushina grinned as she hoisted a Gatling gun over her shoulder. "This is going to be fun!" She glanced at Risa, Lala and Yui. 'I have to make sure that none of them get alone time with Naru-chan! Well… I suppose I could let Lala but the other two… not a chance in hell! If I have to hunt them down I will!'

"My, my," Mikado shouldered the RPG. "This looks a little too realistic. This could be fun!"

"Put we aren't completely cruel," Takami's eyes didn't seem to match her words, "And we will issue each of you a basic paint handgun and have hidden more weapons in the forest! By the way, if you get paint on you're from another student then you lose as well, so feel free to try and stop each other! But keep in mind there will be consequences for getting hit. "

"Anyway," The principal got to her feet. Teams will consist of two people all selected at random! So..." The principal gestured to box with a hole in it. "Draw your numbers!"

"This is going to be interesting," Naruto grinned as he walked up to the box. "Number nine huh?"

Risa grinned. 'Just Naruto and I… all alone in the dark woods. I can't let this opportunity pass me by!' Risa charged to the box and prayed that she would draw nine.

Yui crossed her fingers, 'If I can get Naruto alone then maybe I could show him that I am a better girlfriend than Lala could be. And then he might… love me too.' Yui hugged herself before approaching the box filled with determination.

"This will be fun!" Lala laughed, "I hope I'm with you Naruto!" Lala walked to the box, without a care in the world.

"This looks like fun!" Momo smiled innocently at the principal. "Do you mind if my sister and I join in?"

"Of course you can join!" The Principal nodded from his curled up position on the floor. "Cute girls like you can do whatever you want!"

Momo and Nana smiled as they walked towards the box, both eager to get some alone time with their future husband.

"Hopefully I get paired with Lala," Ren grinned.

"I would much prefer Naruto-kun," Run added her thoughts in Ren's head.

"Well then, if we get draw Naruto I'll let you be in charge of our body. Otherwise I am."

"Fine by me!"

As everyone started to form their teams the principal managed to escape with a perverted grin.

"Luckily they didn't notice that my clothes were dissolving!" He giggled, "Mikado-sensei's special paint will make this event so much more fun!"