1 Piece Luffy's mom AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Big Mom? I thought we were marrying Sanji to your daughter?" Judge asked narrowing his eyes when he and the rest of the Germa Royalty arrived just a few days later, around the same time as the Underworld Leaders for the tea party that was originally for the wedding.

"Ah but some new information has come to light." Big Mom said earning tense muscles from the Germa group, wondering if they had done something to displease her.

"Woah!" Big Mom's hand shot out instantly at the cry and she caught Brulee and Luffy as soon as they popped out of one of the upper floor mirrors.

"Having fun you two?" Big Mom asked amused as she looked at the two who were cradled in her large hand. The two of them had gotten close quickly, Luffy giving his older sister the new nickname of Twig much to her apparent irritation, and Brulee seemed to have fun trying to figure out her brother and showing off her powers to him since he always seemed amazed.

"We were in the Mirror World on a tour when he had the idea to try and slingshot into a mirror, and he took me along for the ride." Brulee said rolling her eyes but smiling slightly at her younger brothers antics. The older siblings thought his childish antics were cute and kind of nice to see on a family member, and the younger siblings thought it was awesome how he would always play with them and make them laugh with his antics.

"Excuse me mama but have you seen- oh there you are." Amande said spotting her brother in her mothers hand.

"Hi Ama!" Luffy waved to the hat wearing snake-neck who gave a soft smile at the nickname as her brother used his Gum Gum Rocket to launch forward and wrap around her in a hug that she gladly returned.

"Come on little brother. We're supposed to spar today." Amande said smiling softly down at her little brother who grinned back up at her. Luffy and his few crewmates on the island were at first just going to sail off to Wano to meet with the rest of their crew, but his siblings and mother had talked Luffy into waiting a while until they could deal with the arranged marriage and Luffy could get to know his new brothers and sisters.

"Snack time." Sanji said smiling as he entered the room holding a tray in each hand, pausing for a moment as he noticed his former family. Glaring at them for a split second, Sanji ignored them when the Chess Peacekeepers brought in a large tea cake for Big Mom. The Snack Time was something Chopper and some of the medics under Big Mom agreed was a necessary thing to start up. Not only would it counter the higher metabolism of Luffy and quite a few of his siblings but it would also help the ones that were lighter for their height and energy usage get up to proper weight.

Big Mom was shocked and a bit amused but mostly shocked when Chopper gave her a ranting to end all ranting's on how just sugary things and candy was no way to eat. She had been especially sobered when he began listing all of the health issues that could pop up because of lack of proper nutrients.

"Meat?" Amande and Luffy asked immediately with hopeful looks in their eyes. Turns out the oldest of the Snake-Neck Charlottes was just as much of a carnivore as her rubbery little brother, and she had taught herself how to cook meat dishes just enough for them to be not dripping with blood but still rarer than most could stand. Good thing she got a few more snake traits than just her neck otherwise all of the nearly raw meat she ate would give her a hell of a lot of health problems.

"For the two lovely ladies I have grilled chicken with lemon seasoning and sauté green beans." Sanji said as a table was brought out and set up, allowing him to set down the platter and taking the cover off of it to show the delicious smelling chicken for the women.

"For my captain I have salted ham with some garlic mashed potatoes. Bon appetite." Sanji said setting down the other tray and taking the top off of it.

"Yay! Sanji's food is the best!" Luffy cheered as he near tackled his cook who immediately side stepped the near tackle hug.

"He's certainly better at cooking meats and veggies than our chefs." Amande agreed as she fixed a healthy sized helping for Brulee before fixing her own plate. The chicken was cooked a bit more than Amande cared for but her younger sister needed to eat it too so she could deal with it being not bloody enough for her animalistic side. Getting Brulee up to a healthy weight and trying to keep her from suffering more attacks or at least harsh ones was much more important that Amande's preferred food.

"Hear hear." Brulee agreed although she rolled her eyes a bit at how her sister was making sure she was eating still. For over a week now most of her siblings, but especially the older ones, were making sure she was eating three full meals a day and usually snacks like these as well. Even her newly reunited baby brother was making sure she ate and had given his crew orders to make sure she ate and was taken care of after the first time they saw her having an attack while she was 'sparring' with Nami.

"Sanji you're a prince! Why are you cooking like some civilian or common worker?" The blue haired boy who looked a lot like Sanji demanded even as Sanji lit a cigarette looking unbothered.

"I'm a cook. I feed whoever is hungry. Besides… correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you the Queen of Tottoland Madame Charlotte?" Sanji asked glancing up at Big Mom to specify which female Charlotte he was talking to.

"Yes I am." Big Mom agreed with a nod of her head as she finished off the tea cake, watching the Vinsmokes carefully.

"Then that makes these two lovely ladies princesses and my shi-erm my captain, a prince. Besides…in case you've forgotten…you disowned me a long time ago and I disowned you all the minute the shitty old geezer took me in." Sanji said blowing out a trail of smoke as he switched his words when he noticed Amande reaching for her sword with narrowed eyes.

"So as far as I care? I'm just a pirate cook raised by East Blue fighting chefs. I'm just a pirate looking for the All-Blue while making sure the future Pirate King and his crew are well fed." Sanji said with a casual shrug of his shoulders while Luffy finished off the last of his snack and grinned as he latched onto his cook.

"The Kings Cook!" Luffy cheered as Sanji tried to untangle his captain from his body, although his heart wasn't in it and it was obvious to see that.

"Yeah I'm the Kings Cook. Now get off of me." Sanji said smiling slightly as he ruffled Luffy's hair a bit and finally untangled the rubbery limbs.

"So who are the off color Sanji's?" Luffy asked blinking at the Germa's who were staring at him, two of them looking disgusted, one unbothered, and the sole female looked curious.

"Show respect to your betters brat." Yonji sneered at Luffy, making Amande's hand shot to her sword while Brulee stood slowly.

"Show my captain the proper respect and be glad Robin's not here. Last time someone told Luffy to show respect to his betters around her, she broke half the bones in his body including his spine and neck." Sanji said his eyes dark as he glared at his former brother darkly.

"Zoro was really mad at her for that. He wanted to slice that guy up to what he say 'send a message' or something like that?" Luffy asked smiling unbothered up at Sanji who nodded and ruffled Luffy's hair.

"That was one of the few times I agreed with the shitty Marimo. No one says that kind of thing to our captain and gets away with it." Sanji said looking furious at the reminder of that guy.

"What did he say?" Brulee asked curious and wary.

Luffy's response proved just how innocent he was despite being a big shot pirate captain.

"He said I'd look good on my knees but I don't get why. I tried asking Robin and Nami why they were so mad at him for saying I looked good but they told me to not worry about it and just let them know if anyone else ever says something like that to me."