Leo: Okay first off, GOMEN GOMEN! for lateness! I lost the majority of this chapter...So I had to retype, plus I've been feeling a little ill. So, I feel to horrible! This should not have taken so long to write up! And THANK YOU! We've breached over 100 reviews!
Bakura and Akefia: Yay!
Leo: On another topic, I have recieved my first flame for this fic! SOOOO...I have to give a little note for that person:

Mariko, hun, if you didn't like, why'd you read all of it? Tch, common sense is rare these days neh? Anyways, thank you! I'm so glad you think it sucks! That makes me feel so good knowing I type better than you, which I obviously do, looking at your review and all...Either way, JUST FOR YOU, this chapter will contain double the internal monolouging and Bakura talking to himself! Your mistake was telling me to 'fix that'. You see, I'm not a really good listener, and I like to do the opposite when some one tell me what to do. So this is just for you X3 Yep that's right Leo loves you. He'd love you more if you'd learn to spell, and keep your flames to yourself, but hey, we can't all have what we want XD

Now here's the chapter for my much loved reviewers!

Two of The Same Kind Chapter 10

At first I was greatful, they were actually paying attention to their food, more than each other. But That didn't stop Seto from glaring at me and Marik from sending pretty hateful looks to Jou. Sure that wasn't the best way to get their attention, but hell it worked!

Not that I was paticularly concerned...It wasn't like Marik was anything more to me than and insane suitor, with an endless hope of winning me over. We'd never been together as a couple, that just wasn't realistic, but I do believe I've mentioned that before, yes? I thought as much. I like to repeat myself, as It seems. Oh well you listen, so who am I to bitch myself out? There I go repeating myself again. This is getting tiresome...Grr.

Anyways, I stabbed at my steak, thouroughly annoyed by the silence. If there's one thing that makes me go mental, it's silence...Yes, I know I'm mental already, but that's not the point I was trying to make. And I mean, hell, you think I talk to myself now? Tch, you haven't seen anything! I used to have full out conversations with myself, like I was talking to multiple people! And actually con myself into believing it!

But we're not here to make fun of me, now are we? I didn't think so...I'd hate to have to chop you into pieces and cook you on my George Forman...I love that damn grill. Ywa I actually know how to use it! I stole it for a reason you know! Ryou said that I should get a job so I don't have to steal things. I told Ryou that I had a sharp object on my person. Ryou dropped the subject and went back to cutting carrots. He remembers what I did the last time he annoyed me and I had an object of destruction. Oh yes, he suffered much indeed. I shred those lacy girly curtains into nice little strips. Did you think I actually hurt him? I'm not a complete monster! Just mostly.

But back to what I was saying before I so rudely interupted myself. I was about ready to do SOMETHING to get some attention in order to aleviate that anxious feeling that was making me figit. By figit, I mean stab at half cooked meat on a plate relentlessly. I have anger management issues...No, counseling doesn't help. Ask my last counsellor...He quit his profession and now works at a car wash, washing people's vehicles for six bucks an hour...I think I scared him a bit...Now every time he sees the color white, he goes into violent compulsions, shit his pants and forgets who he is for three days...I just have that effect on people.

It was Marik who noticed my growing agitation...Good thing too, I was about ready to jump on the table and throw things at people...Or I could have stripped...I'm sure the women, and a few men even, would have enjoyed that. Hell, I bet you're drooling just from the though. You perverts.

"Bakura? You okay?" He asked.

"Yes, just peachy...It's too quiet." I sighed to emphasize my point.

"Well, let's talk about something," Jou suggested, taking a bite out of his fish. Since when do dogs eat fish? Neh, I don't like fish...Not since that time I ate it raw...And by raw I mean from lake straight to mouth. It didn't taste so good...So now I will NOT eat fish...And you can't make me.

"Like what?" I asked, anything to occupy my wandering mind would have been good.

"Hmm, I dunno...um...SOMETHING!" Jou finally spoke, clearly racking his brain for a subject matter.

"So..did you rob any banks recently thief?" Leave it to Seto, the master conversationalist. Talking like that was something I do on a regular basis! LIke it was a hobby! I only did that twice! TWICE! That doesn't quality it for hobby status! For times makes it hobby status...I'm only half way there! And hell, I didn't get caught either! So there!"

"Ha Ha Ha, very funny moneybags." Just as I was content with being called thief, he was okay with my little nickname for him, moneybags. We had somewhat of a pact, and despite the outward appearance of intolerance, we were actually...that 'f' word. You know? The F.R.I.E.N.D.S. word? I can't say it outloud, because then a number of things may happen. One, that horrid Barney song will begin to play, two, Anzu will pop out of nowhere and start preaching her friendship crap, or three, I may just spontaneously combust. Non of which are happening I wish to take place. Unless you invert the song and Anzu spontaneously combusted...That would be a moment worth video taping for future viewing pleasure...Don't you agree?

Well, I do. Either way...

"Well you wanted to talk, so talk we shall." Seto grinned, leaning back.

"I said It was too quiet...And why would you want to talk to me, you're still mad." I repleied, looking at him with suspiscion.

"Don't go assuming."

"No, I'm not assuming, I KNOW YOU! You're fuming. Geeze, what's the big deal? I just kissed Jou! God, it's not like I threw him down on the table and-" I was stopped as Marik's hand clamped over my mouth. I noticed why he'd done that...An elderly couple, sitting across from us, was giving me some pretty funny looks...Tch...Old people...

Jou was blushing furiously at the idea. Seto, well if looks could kill...Then I'd be skewered by the glare he was all but thrashing me with. Marik, well Marik had a very slight blush...I knew why...He's got quite the imagination when you give him an idea to play with...He'd already finished my sentence in his head. That makes me laugh sometimes.

"Hey, I didn't say I was going to! Unless, Jou gets bored with you...then you know..." I smirked directing it at Seto and then to the blushing Jou, giving him a wink to go with it. Oh yes, I'm such a flirt.

"Bakura, he's going to stab you with his fork if you keep pushing him." Jou giggled while whispering to me.

"Bakura..." Seto spoke through his grinding teeth.

"Relax, I'm not out to steal Jou away from you." I grinned wickedly to myself. Ah, now that was MUCH better.

"Speaking of which, are you and Marik on a date?" Jou cocked his head slightly looking at the two of us.

That was the reminder of why I was even there. Oh hell...date...I never really liked that word much. And really I think it sounds better on a fruit. Dates are yummy too...Trail mix rocks the world! Eek...random outburst...My bad. Damn that sounds so bad coming from me...I don't pull off the modern day phrases very well...I feel like really old...Oh but Bakura, you are!...Thank you, inner me, you make me feel sooo much better...Back to things that don't involve talking about the fact that I'm older than dirt...Well, at least I don't look it...Okay okay! Dropping subject now!

"If a date is what you want to call it." I sighed, cutting my steak into pieces although I was not really all that hungry.

"Oh, are we ruining it?" Jou asked. I could tell he felt a little bad. He's one of those heart of gold persons...who enjoys kicking people butts. What a combination. 10 points to you Jou.

"No, not really." Marik answered. I was shocked. But then Marik probably figured his chances were small. It wasn't that I didn't like Marik, I mean I do, hell I've had his tongue down my throat before, you modern people call that kissing, yes? But Marik isn't like...I don't know...I can't picture it, you know? You can't like date your friends...It makes everything all complicated like. Now if he were to say friends with benefits...

Guh! I'm voiding that last paragraph!... What do you mean I can't void it? Augh! That sucks...Fine...Meanies...You're lucky my backspace key is broken...No, it wasn't my fault if that's what you were thinking...Malik needed that button for some reason or another, so he plucked it off my keyboard...He doesn't have a computer anymore because Marik sent it to the shadow realm...He kept saying something about it being possessed...So yeah...You're lucky! If I say SHIT I can't erase it! Guh! Oh wait...There's a delete key...Anyways, moving on!

"Yeah, it was a promise. If he help me I'd go out with him." I added.

"I see."

I leaned against the table to say something, but I stopped when I saw a shadow fall over me. I looked up to see the waiter guy, standing there.

"Sir, would you be a Mr. Bakura?" He asked. I looked at him quizically.

"Um, yeah, why?" I answered.

"A Ryou Bakura is on the line for you, he says it's urgent."

"Um...Okay, I'll be back guys." I turned to the others, while slipping out of the booth to follow the waiter man. "Oh and Jou, could you take possession of all the sharp objects while I'm away?" Jou chuckled and nodded.

I followed the waiter guy to a phone, and picked up the receiver knowing it wouldn't be good.

"Yes, hikari?" I spoke.

"Finally! I called nine different places looking for you! Um...we have a bit of a problem." He answered sounding somewhat relieved.

"And what would that be?"

"Um...Akefia snuck out."

...Insert awkward silence...

"WHAAAAAAATTTTTTT?" Oh, I'm sure EVERYONE heard me. After all, who wouldn't notice a white haired boy dressed in leather, shrieking like his dog just got hit by a car.

Well, that shattered the nice, tch yeah nice, evening we'd been having so far. Remind me to hit myself the next time I say things are going well...Because I should know that SOMETHING will go wrong...Call it bad Karma...

"Um, what do we do yami?" Ryou asked meekly, knowing that I was officially in a foul mood.

"I'll have to go look for him...Trust 'me' to get in trouble." I sighed. "I'll call you later, speaking of which why didn't you call on my cell phone?"

"You had it turned off!"

"Oh...Well, I'll fix that then. Start looking for him...Against better judgement, get the pharaohs to help. They're like animals, they should be able to track his scent."

"Yaaamiiii..."

"I'm kidding! Anyways, call me if you find him!"

"Same here."

Both of us hung up and I sighed, slumping my shoulders and walking back out to the others, mumbling a thank you to the waiter guy as I passed him.

"We have a problem." I said.

Leo: Heh, I bet you're thinking, why'd you leave it there! Well the good news is, after writing this chapter, I went straight to writing the next chapter. So you're looking at a shorter wait. Again I'm sorry. I had to type this twice...Damn computer...Well next chapter will be a treat for some of you. It all depends on what pairings you like Bakura in.
Bakura: So um...What exactly are you going to do to me next chapter.
Leo: Nya nya! I can't tell you. Oh and time for my reviewer worships!

Happiness's Deceit: What fire do I like? I like green fire! When it turns from blue to yello in that short time it's green! Me likes that!

Lily of the Shadow: I'm a disturbed individual. Yes I've eaten candle wax...Actually I've ingested somethings that should have been harmful...Or at least make me throw up...Like an entire tube of toothpaste...I'm a fool for dare. XD After quad I do believe they go straight to calling it an orgy XD

Jazhira: I have this all planned out! To where everyone will like it! X3 Except poor Bakura that is.

dragonlady222: Pig Latin was the greatest thing since the potato gun when I was in fifth grade! I loved it! Now they got this gibberish crap...Pig latin wannabes...

Her Sweetness: That would be interesting, what a fine foursome indeed! Of course I can't with this story. The pairing's set in stone.

NubianQueen413:giggles at the funny lady while munching on Bakura XD, no the Bakura shaped cookies silly:

YamiMisao: You better work on LT or I may have to do something drastic! And cry or something...I had to make Bakura kiss Jou...It was an order from the person in my head.

Meowzy-chan: I'd like some of those trade secrets too, actually...MOVING on!

Sirithiliel: Actually It's fun to type your name out :3 I'm weird I know...Bakura has issues, but that's why we all love him so!

Yoko no Tenchii: Yay! I'm glad you liked! I did something right! Whoo hoo!

Ryua Malfoy: Well, I being gay myself, don't appreciate the word 'fag' and I think you meant 'faggot' in reference to the burning. A 'fag' is what northerners call cigarettes. It just seems hateful. Good to know that though. Yeah, the human race sucks. Bakura, for your sake stay 'dead'. Elude the horrors of mortal society.

Lefthandedfreak: Ooo! Me likes your name! I'm left handed too! Yay to us! And yes, Bakura does deserve to be basked.

DojomistressAmbyChan: Yes, I am a Bakura/Jounouchi fan! Actually I'm a Bakura/any guy fan! I love Bakura THAT much! There's a reason I call myself Bakura's stalker XD

mariko: Bite Me...Ha ha!

Xionsuntamedwolf: Ooo! Me likes you already! Yay for rantingness! Bwaha! I have that effect on people. Ranting is great! I do it 99.9999999999 percent of the time I'm talking! Which is about 99.9999998 percent of the time I'm awake. XD I'm such a nut case! Oh and your dad is scary! I'm gay, don't let him near me!

Leo: Well me luffs you all! Until next time! Bakura and Akefia:hugs the readers TWICE for their patience: