Marth's Curse Reeditized

As if I own SSBB or SSBM but I do own me!

Chapter 11


"So... this is kind of awkward" Martha mumbled as Roy carried her through the streets.

"Yeah... How are you feeling?"

"Fine. Are you okay with carrying me?"

"Yeah."

"Cool."

"Cool..." It was bad enough that she had to be carried bridal style by her best friend in public but she had to have her arms around his neck to prevent her from moving onto a bad angle for her body. For once she was thankful that she had the hexed clothes on her. At least no one recognised her in Roy's arms. Not that being carried was a bad thing...

Wait... what?

"I am not paid enough for this. Damn wallet was completely devoid of credit cards. You can't put a eight hundred billion and four year old author into financial debt if he doesn't have any damn credit cards" PitFTW groaned as she rubbed her aching head. "Now... where did I put that sleep hex... ah! Here we go!" she chirped casting her spell.

'Wait! Bad Marth. He's your friend... he's just one of your best friends and nothing more. He... he's just carrying you because your hurt. It's nothing personal. The relationship between us is strictly friends if not professional. It's not you fault his body being ridiculously warm. No matter how comfy his arms are, that's no excuse to... to...' Martha yawned and caught Roy smirking at her tired expression.

"I'll wake you up when we get there. Martha get some rest okay? You had a rough day"

"But... I'm not sleepy." She yawned again trying to be stubborn. However, slowly, she let her arms fall off around his neck and then made her delicate fingers clutch Roy's shirt under his armour. Her eyes closed and, amazingly enough, she fell asleep!

I wonder what could have made that suddenly happen...

"She's really cute when she sleeps... not that I'm paying attention or anything." Roy thought, feeling his face flush as he continued to carry her, his strong arms never faltering. "I've... I've really got to stop thinking about these things. I have Lilliana so I should stop thinking about her. It's just going to get messy if I admit..." Roy even silenced his inner thoughts. He couldn't deny it now but... but that just made things seem even more complicated. His feelings; his blushing face, the accelerated heartbeat, the longing to talk to her everyday and protect her no matter what the danger was...

"I'm not going to say it. No, no." Roy thought. "I can't be in l... l... lo... why can't I think it? If she's just my friend then I should be able to admit it to myself. I'm not in l... lo... lo... I can't even think it out properly. Am I really?" The pyro shook his head as he continued to carry the light, sleeping figure across the road; just gently enough not to wake her.

"I mean... she's to be married to someone she knew for most of her life. Who helped her through a war. She's just my best friend who used to be a guy who put up with me. She still is the same inside and in spirit. It doesn't add up. Wow... I'm losing an argument with my silent self. Is it that obvious that I lo... I really enjoy her company? She's not just beautiful on the outside but she's just beautiful all over. I just... I always want to protect her. I don't want her to cry... I just want to take care of her..."

"What did we miss?"

"Ahhh!" PitFTW yelled. Thankfully she was spying on the rooftop of a pretty busy market so her voice just got lost in the crowd. The brunette turned around and narrowed her eyes upon seeing a Pikachu/human hybrid and a pigeon on her shoulder. "What the hell are you doing here? I thought this was my stakeout."

"We're here to pick up some parts. There was a meeting but since you're already here, we were told to go get it now." Randomzzz chirped

"I'm just here to get away from Mr. Good. But we're all focusing our attention on the devices." Kellifer mentioned

"Wait, then who's suppose to take the fire lord's and princess over there?"

"Some girl is taking that, another of Pikana's associates, however that's hardly our concern. We just need to go and buy the things." the pigeon replied

"Okay. It's not like I can subtly do anything more. Anyway, these two are good enough at embarrassing themselves without us." PitFTW shrugged

"Hand on. I just need to send this to Martha's pocket! Beware of the mystery blackmailer, princess!" Randomzzz cackled as she made a slip of paper disappear from her hands with a wisp of smoke. "So let's go!" With a fiery explosion, the thee disappeared, but since one would hardly look up to the roofs for random flames while a hot girl was curled up in one's arms; Roy hardly noticed anything.

"Damn... where is Pit? I thought he would have gotten help by now... not much of a point now though. I can see the mansion from here." Roy thought as he saw the luxurious manor in the distance. "Just rest Martha, they'll fix you up quickly... and then I can talk to you. I can get my thoughts clear about you now..."


Pit was shivering under a rock in the middle of the desert while mutated Shy Guys circled around the motorcycle.

Yeah... that's a story for another day.


"We got mail!" KitskuneMiyake yelled as he ran holding a scrap of paper up. After Albino Pikachu had finished punching Gaming Good, who dealt just as much damage back, the Pikachu picked up the paper off the shorter boy and stared at it.

"We just got our mail! We just got our mail! We just got our mail! I wonder who it's from?" sung Albino Pikachu to the tune of the Blue's Clues song.

"Hurry up already... crazy kid." muttered Gaming Good

"YAY! WE GOT... a bill from Seto Kaiba."

"She broke his window again?" groaned Souldin "The amount of time she hangs around there... you'd think she'd have written a story in that archive by now."

"AND WE HAVE PIKANA'S SECRET PLANS!"

"This can't be it. This can honestly not be it... it makes no sense!"

"You do realise Pikana will kill you for going through her stuff" Velcoraptor Girl piped up "Disguising it as mail won't save you."

"She's out with CrazyAcorn. Shopping for some clothes and spare parts of her machine." Mr. Pichu said as he snatched the paper off his crazy side. "By the time she gets back, this will be back in her desk and the lock to her desk would have been fixed... now shut up and get over here."

The others dropped the books or pocketed their valuables ((Including Souldin's finally returned, but empty, Miku Hatsune wallet)) and went to look at the piece of paper.


PIKANA'S PRIVATE PLANS!

Today- Steal CrazyAcorn's exam study notes while we shop :)

Plan: Tomorrow- Romance. Beach. Also get hobos/friends in my house to build the chips for Pika-kun and me!

Night- Love shack!

Next day *When I feel like we're ready*- Knock up M!

Later again *Min 3days*- SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME EVENT! WEAPON W READY!

Final- Complete plan and live happy ever after. :D

P.S: Mug friends one by one and blame KitskuneMiyake. :D

Warning: Avoid Sheeda. Do A.S.A.P!


"What?" TheGreatRiachu

"I know! She was going to mug you guys and blame me!" Kitskune yelled before Velcoraptor Girl squished his foot.

"No you twit... she..."

"OH MY ARCEUS! SHE CALLED US HOBOS!" Albino Pikachu and Mr. Pichu screamed together. The small chu glared at his white alter ego who just smiled cutely at him earning the albino a death glare and a kiss from TheGreatRiachu.

Souldin face palmed as hard as he could. "Has any of you read the original Marth's Curse?"

"What?"

"You know. The original fanfiction of this?"

"What are you talking about?" Gaming Good asked

"He thinks that we're authors in a fanfic about authors stuffing up other people's lives." Whispered Albino Pikachu as he stashed something in his hat.

"Is he insane?" KitskuneMiyake asked as Souldin twitched. Souldin was the most sane of all of them... "I mean, that's highly unlikely. We're authors, we have top jobs! There's no higher deity typing on her computer controlling our actions"

"Who knows. Maybe he had one too many magic mushrooms."

"... Forget you guys. Let's just put the connectors together and fix Pikana's crazy machine. This wasn't in the original version."

"What?"

"Don't you guys remember the meeting we had two hours ago?"

"No... what about this 'original version?'"

"Just shut up and get to work."



"Doctor Mario! Doctor Mario!" Roy yelled as he ran into the medical ward holding Martha. However, instead of seeing the mustached man, he saw a female dressed in white with very long brown very curly hair hidden under a colourful beanie. Her brown eyes fell on Roy and she came over, an exotic multicolored necklace dangling over her white garments. "Doctor Mario isn't in right now. I'm his new assistant Razcoolzle. May I help you?"

"Of course! I have an injured woman here!" The red head growled. The girl gave a naive smile and pointed to one of the medical wing's bed.

"Just place her there and let me get my things. Really, you should be more careful with your girlfriend."

"What? No! No! We weren't doing anything like that!" He blushed furiously as he shook his head quickly. Razcoolzle looked at him in confusion.

"You weren't brawling? Then what were you doing?" Roy blinked at her before he shook his head and gently placed the sleeping girl down and removed the sword on her back. She stirred slightly in her sleep but she didn't wake up from her slumber.

"Don't worry... can you heal her?" "Come to the right girl! I have potions galore! I can cure her with a blink of an eye with one of these babies" The girl chirped as she pulled out what looked like a horrible black and blue potion from her beanie. Roy's eye twitched as he saw the fluid inside hiss at him. "This will heal her lickity split... but there'll be a side effect."

"What?" he asked anxiously. He didn't want anything bad to happen to her. He grasped her unmoving hand absentmindedly and looked up at the nurse who was looking at him innocently with a smile on her features.

"She'll have the desire to go to the beach tomorrow..."

"That's it?" Roy asked, not buying it. Surely there had to be some sort of catch...

"That's it." Razcoolzle smiled sweetly "As long as she gets to the beach within the next 23 hours there will be no problems."

"Oh... what about Dr. Mario? I want to check with him before giving Martha anything to fix her up."

"He's not in right now... but I'll just leave the potion here and I'll not give it until I get his approval okay?" The girl said placing the vial on the small side table.

"Good..."

"Now go get something to eat. I promise that I'll keep an eye on her for you. Dinner is served now and if you hurry, Kirby won't be there yet." Razcoolzle said as she patted his back. Roy ran his fingers through Martha's hair absent mindedly before he got up and left.

"Finally..." She laughed as she closed the door behind the swordsman. Razcoolzle tipped a bit of the potion in Martha's mouth and peaked under the bed where a drugged Dr. Mario was in a similar unconscious status. "Pikana's plan is almost at its climax and I'll be one stone closer to completing my necklace."


"Watch it" Mewtwo said as he passed the blue aura Pokemon. Instead of apologizing, the half fighting type stuck their tongue out

"No you watch it!"

"Are you mocking me?" His voice was calm, the other's... not so much

"Are you mocking me?"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah!"

"Shadow Ball!"

"Aura Sphere!"

"FIGHT!" yelled little Pichu

"You inconsiderate jerk! You and your almighty powers. I don't need a blankie from Mommy Mew at bedtime." The smashers in the dining room roared with laughter. Probably the most serious smasher in the mansion... had a blankie?

However, Mewtwo remained calm and smirked. "YOU said you wouldn't mention that, Annabel. And anyway it's a family heirloom."

No one actually got the second part. Half of them where gaping at the fuming Lucario who's eyes were glowing and her palms with a similar angry aura. All was silent until one single person dared to speak up.

"YOU ARE GIRL? WAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Wario. After he realised no one was laughing with him, Wario sweat dropped and gulped at the horrified faces the people were showing him. "Samus is behind me... isn't she?"

Ignoring the inevitable explosion coming from Samus' plasma cannon, Lucario humphed and glared at the clone legendary.

"Well maybe I would have liked to have kept that a secret." Yelled Lucario as she stormed off "And call me by my nickname and I'll use my final smash on you."

"She started it." Mewtwo said calmly as he shooed everyone away.

"I'm surprised this didn't have a huge affect on everyone. I was so sure they were going to go in hysterics." Jigglypuff said as she walked next to Mewtwo to grab a bite to eat.

"Considering that Marth actually changed gender recently, its not that big of a deal." the cat creature shrugged as he hovered two cafeteria trays for them. "You knew about Lucario as well, didn't you?"

"Maybe..." Jigglypuff began heading for a cafeteria table but her companion began heading for the formal dining room.

"Hey guys... what's up?" Roy asked as Mewtwo came towards him. The psychic cat used his mental abilities to turn Roy around and made him start hovering in the opposite direction. The red head kicked the air in confusion.

"Eh?"

"Trust me. You'll be a lot safer this way." The psychic said as he escorted Roy and Jigglypuff away. The red head looked behind to see the penguin, King Dedede looking around for a hamburger. Seeing as there were no more, he did the only mature thing a king of his status could think of. He ate Kirby's.

"Poyo!" Kirby yelled, the sweet puffball getting mad, before he started bashing up King Dedede. He kicked the penguin into Ganondorf, who then threw the red clothed penguin onto Pikachu's mini group's table who then began using their trays to hit other people over the head until eventually all the non-humanoid smashers were having a good bar-fight.

Yay violence!


"I'm home!" Pikana yelled as she skipped in with CrazyAcorn behind her "How are all my good friends today?"

"Fine Pikana!"

"Good! Because Albino Pikachu and KitskuneMiyake has taken everyone's paychecks again and burned them!" the blonde giggled. CrazyAcorn laughed wickedly as the others turned to the two boys and...

The following scene is way too violent for my younger reader's eyes. Let's just say half the authors are now trying to kill Albino Pikachu and KitskuneMiyake for taking their beloved cash! Rest assured, they will be healed soon and all of the authors will be paid respectively... including Albino Pikachu in his 'Irish Cheese Puffs'... and 'Canadian Bacon' because we love him.


"Pr1nt1ng Perverted Vide0 please wa1t..." R.O.B. said followed by pair of sick giggling. Poor robot, Ness had crashed the internet again so the brawler was held against his will to burn copies of numerous sick videos the men had collaborated. Thankfully the process was never completed as Young and Toon Link ran past, knocking everyone over, with a leather bound book in Toon Link's hands.

"No! My diary! You little Link clones! Come back here!" yelled Zelda as she screamed blue murder and ran after them. It was after dinner and the brawlers without matches were having their usual heated arguments. Roy was about to ask Zelda something before a flash of blue light nearly ran him over. The light zipped over to Captain Falcon and zoomed around him.

"HI FALCON! WANNA RACE? READY SET GO!"

"Okay... who the hell put Sonic of coffee this time?" yelled Samus as she pushed Roy aside and stormed in and roared at the others. Bowser glared at the small black haired boy next to him who shrugged.

"We got him a drink at McDonalds... but it's not just coffee." Ness said as Sonic zipped around again.

"What do you mean he's not just on coffee?" asked Bowser

"... how many sugar cubes did you put in there?" asked Diddy Kong eyeing the boy.

"HIBYE!" Sonic ran past them again

"23 cubes."

"What the hell? Twenty... three... cubes?"

"HIBYE!" Roy began edging back as Samus looked like she was about to pop a vein. She raised her arm cannon and aimed for the speeding blur...

"HI whoops!"

DK had trotted out of his room when he crashed into Sonic. Thankful that he had stopped annoying the hell out of everyone, Samus lowered her cannon. Then Falco and Fox appeared with a bag of popcorn and sat in front of Roy.

"100 bucks on Ganondork!" Proclaimed Fox as he looked down the main, long hall. Upon hearing this, most of the smashers moved out of the way and into the various rooms lining it.

"Nah, the Ice Climbers will beat him. I'm betting 100 on Ice Climbers." said Falco as he took some of the kernels.

"Ganondork..." Nana said

"I'm not Ganondork I'm freaking GANONDORF! GET IT THROUGH YOUR PINT-SIZED HEADS!" The king of evil roared as he charged up one of his warlock punches.

"Oh Popo!" Nana said in a sing song voice as she giggled and danced out of the way. Roy noted the malicious intent in her voice and began heading as fast as he could to the medical ward; the only place where he thought he could be safe from this madness. Popo then appeared with Meta Knight's spare mask and a futuristic looking chainsaw. Samus grumbled but made no interference while Ganondorf gulped. "Ummmm... Bye?" Not wanting to risk his hand against Samus' weapon. The king of evil ran Popo and Nana after him.

"Damn..." said Fox as he forked over 100 to Falco. Roy shook his head and quickly made his escape. It didn't take him long before he arrived in the medical wing.

Taking care to be silent, he snuck in and sat on the chair next to Martha's bed. Giving a yawn he began stroking her hair again before he looked at her still face. He leaned forward so his face was directly over hers and... he jerked his head back in surprise.

What was he doing? Was he really just caressing her? Was he really about to move closer to her face to...

'Get a grip Roy... seriously! What are you thinking? I can't do this... not to her. Even if I really want to I can't...'


I feel upset... no not Roy's feelings or my crap excuse for crack/romance but I have an English exam. :(

How the hell do you study for an English exam? I hate English! Damn essays all to the Shadow Realm!

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