Chapter 11! Thanks for reviewing.
this will be short as it is mostly just christmas related comedy.
Chapter 11: Tyler's Crush? Dark magician girl's interference using mistletoe and magic!
Also merry christmas and happy new year.
"Hey SuperHeroFan?"
Yes Dark magician girl.
"can I finally make an appearance since you haven't mentioned me for a whole chapter?"
fine,
"Thanks!" in a flash of light she was gone.
"Finally" I said.
"I HEARD THAT!" Dark magician yelled.
Disclaimer: I don't own so you don't sue.
Mean while, in Tyler's very own room at Titans Tower...
Tyler's POV
"Man, how is it that after very nearly being beat are we going out dancing, I love christmas as much as anyone, but we have villains to deal with out there, and worse than that who am I supposed to ask to go with me, Robin said that at least the real members, and Me, seeing as I'm now an official Titan, need dates, well thats just perfect because thats my real fatal flaw, girls. Girls are my Kryptonite." I said adjusting my tie in the mirror, and putting on my suit and sunglasses. Hey it may be December, but in San Francisco it's always warm outside, unless it's raining.
"So who will you ask then Tyler." I looked at my door and saw someone and upon seeing them I was instantly enraged.
"First of all! WHERE THE DAVE HAVE YOU BEEN DARK MAGICIAN GIRL!" I yelled.
"Around," she said, walking in taking off her hat and sitting down.
"Second of all why do you care!"
"Well where I was I was able to see everything thats happened over the past few chap...I mean months, and I think your having a crisis over which of your two crushes to ask to this Christmas dance." she smiled a cute and deceivingly friendly smile at me.
"No I won't pick you over them," I said flatly.
"No no I don't want you to go with me, I want to help you." Mana/DMG stood up. "look, in two hours we have to go to this thing, and I know thats not nearly enough time for you to choose between Supergirl and Raven."
"How the Dave do you know about..."
"SHHH I won't tell, but the point was, you should avoid the decision altogether, ask them both." She said, more cunning in her voice this time.
"I think it will be obvious when I end up having to dance with both of them." I said. "Besides I'm not like Zelos who can go down to the city and get three girls to go with him, may he be in pain forever."
"Why not, if there is two of you then you can ask both girls."
"Ow" dark magician girl hit me on the head with her staff. And everything went black but only for a second, soon I was seeing more than usual, as if I had more than one set of eyes, everything started to come into focus, and I realized what had happened, when I saw not one but two of my self. 'WHAT did you do!" I yelled not freaking out at all.
"I," I heard Chamie's voice and all three of my bodies turned to her. "just gave you a new power Tyler, now you can have one, two or three bodies running around."
"So we can use our ability to give each other powers too?" I asked.
"Yes, you should be able to control each individually but still have psychic contact, also this is only temporary, as you will need it for the next several hours, in order to complete Mana's plan."
"She roped you into this too?" I yelled. "Why is my love life suddenly so interesting!"
"I'll be going then Mana, and I'll be back later." Chamie disappeared, to where I was not sure.
"we are going to get caught aren't we?"
"only if you tell them about it." Mana said, she was also dressed in a pink and blue dancing dress, her typical Dark Magician Girl hat was still with her.
"I thought I would only need two bodies for two girls."
"The third one is so you can watch and make sure no one figures it out. By keeping both girls away from each other."
"We are going to get caught!" I complained.
"No every thing will work out fine."
"Mana what are you doing in my bathroom?"
"Sorry, I'm just...fixing my hair."
"What ever, I'm going to make sure all three of my-selves look good." I looked in the mirror.
"Oh I hope Chamie already gave Beast Boy his christmas gift."
"And what is that?"
"Some girl named Terra, she used to be his girlfriend or something."
"Whoa whoa whoa... She brought someone who was either nearly dead, or more likely, all dead, back to life? She was freaking incased in stone!"
"Well she's sure powerful if thats what you are getting at."
"NO WAY! IT"S TERRA! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU TERRA!" Beast Boys yelling could be heard clear in My room.
"Oh she must have just shown up."
"sheesh now my present is going to seem lame, its pretty hard to top resurrecting a dead girlfriend." I said, "I'm going to go see if this plan of yours works"
"just ask them both to dance at the Ball, and keep them away from each other."
My (Dark Magician Girl/Mana's) POV same scene
"Huh, the range on this phone is amazing, I'm not even in the same dimension and I can still write the story on SuperHerofan's laptop from here using my new phone." I said, typing away on my Wayne Industries Cell phone.
"are you ready Mana." a deep voice said.
"Atem! You came!"
"Of course I did, but I did have to promise I wouldn't interfere with the story's plot," The Pharaoh, Yugi's partner, Atem himself stepped into Tyler's room. "It seems your friend is a fan," He picked up one of Tyler's cards, Magician of Black Chaos.
"Most of his cards are ones you have used, or Joey has used, but I have yet to see if he has any of Kaiba's cards."
"Hmm he's as interesting as you say he is, shall we go then?"
"Sure, but I might need your help to help Tyler with his, I mean my plan." I said, standing up.
Transition Time! (Still My POV! Magic rules!)
The party was at San Francisco's finest hotel, and several rich citizens of the city were there. Bruce Wayne himself was there drinking his alcohol free drink, and several people were donating money to the cities various charities.
"So when will you make your move" I said, my arm locked with Atem's.
"I have no idea." Tyler said glumly.
"Hmm well its going to be a long night for you until you do." I answered.
"Lets dance." Atem said to me leading me to the centre of the beautiful ballroom. We started to do a surprisingly ordinary box-step dance.
Third person since I'm not in the scene.
"Ohh my," Tyler said. He had six arms, five hours, four thousand ideas of how to get back at Mana for this, three sets of eyes, two people trying to set him up with two girls at once, and a partridge in a... I mean and no plan of how to ask either girl to dance.
Meanwhile Beast Boy was having the time of his life, dancing with Terra like she was going out of style. Lets check on them.
"It's so amazing to have you back Terra." Beast Boy said, completely love struck.
"It's great to be back, I'm so glad Chamie was able to bring me back, I was still alive the entire time I was incased in stone, but only just, so close to death, I am free, free to be with you Beast Boy."
Insert romantic kissing scene yadda yadda romantic bla bla bla okay Beast Boy finally gets his happy ending/beginning/Whatever lets go to Lloyd.
"you really are clueless aren't you." Nami said to the hero of Symphonia, now dressed in his own tux,
"How so?"
"your friend Colette really likes you, you know"
"yes we are really good friends,"
"I mean more than a friend you idiot"
"how can you be more than friends with someone?"
"never mind, where are the drinks." Nami walked away to the drink table. "That's what I get trying to explain something to some one more stupid than Luffy is in an ordinary day to day situation. Not to mention Luffy is stronger."
Meanwhile Sanji and Regal have commandeered the kitchen and are having a cook-off, with Nico Robin, Luffy, Stacy, Tiger and of course Cyborg, as judges. With Ussop and Zelos doing the commentary.
"okay folks tonight's cook-off is between two culinary masters. In the black tux, with a blue dress shirt a curly eyebrow."
"hey!"
"And his left eye, which yes he does have one, hidden by his blonde hair, Sanji the pirate Chef!" Ussop introduced his crew-mate to the crowd.
"OHHH AHHHHHH" the crowd was simply the chefs and assistants from the actual hotel staff.
"And over here," Zelos gestured to Regal, "having taken off his handcuffs exclusively for this event, the one bearing the title God of the kitchen, our very own Regal Bryant!"
More ohhh ahhhs came from the crowd.
"and our secret ingredient in the spirit of Christmas is of course, Turkey! Chef's get ready! And GO!"
At a stunning pace the two chefs grabbed the previously cooked turkey from its rather large container and began with their plans, the challenge was to see who could make the best use of christmas dinner leftovers. But we won't go into too much depth on that, lets see what Zoro and Lee are doing.
"These clothes are so uncomfortable, and I can't believe those guys at the door made me turn in my swords before allowing me in. But I do love free food." Zoro said, already on his third round of drinks, and still eating.
"I just wish Sakura was here," Lee said, sitting and watching Zoro eat.
"Whose that your girlfriend?"
"well, no not yet, but I'm working on it."
"don't ask me for help, girls have only made my life complicated, and the only one I actually liked died when I was young." Zoro said, taking a bite of a turkey and Cy-b-q sauce sandwich.
Well the stuff everyone else is doing isn't very interesting so lets go back to me.
"sheesh, what is keeping him, all he has to do is ask them!" I complained looking at each Tyler from a balcony in the ballroom.
"Well maybe he isn't ready." Atem said.
"no he just needs some help. I mean neither girl has danced with any one else, they are waiting for him." I said, "Maybe they all just need a push in the right direction." I pulled out four vials two labelled Tyler, one labelled Supergirl, and one labelled Raven each with their own unique colour.
"What are those?" Atem asked.
"Potions designed to give them just the push they need." I smiled.
"But wait, two of Tyler is moving."
"Huh?" yes one each of Tyler's selves moved toward Raven and Supergirl, the one who went to Supergirl took her to the dance floor and started to dance, but the one with raven went outside to the balcony. "Time for phase 3" I said, holding up mistletoe in one hand, and a camera in the other.
"Well I don't think thats such a good idea Mana." Atem said.
"What! Its just harmless fun, until I use it for blackmail material." I retorted.
"Hey thats not very nice."
"But it does make things more funny."
"Just get it over with so we can get back to dancing."
"wait, first I need to cause a bit of Psychic interference so he doesn't figure out my plan." I said waving my wand. "and then we need to have someone distract the Tyler that isn't dancing, I know!" I turned to Atem.
"No" Atem said flatly.
"Please?" I asked in my best innocent voice.
"No, if you want to do this that is fine but you are not dragging me into it."
"Alright then, I'll just have to find a different way. How about..."
Just then Franky decided to start talking to Tyler's last physical body, although they were all still one person, the one and only Tyler, my magic made it so that even though Tyler was still in control of all of himself, they each acted independently, and therefore unrestrained by what his other bodies were doing. Man trying to explain this is difficult, but its worth getting blackmail material.
"Some how this had all better backfire on you."
Meanwhile...lets go to Tyler and Raven.
"The stars are so beautiful tonight." Tyler said. He and Raven were sitting at a table on the balcony, watching the stars, Tyler had known that Raven wasn't the dancing type.
"Tyler,"
"Yes Rae."
"I know what is happening."
"You do! I mean, you do?" Tyler said, instantly trying to calm himself down.
"Yes. And I want to tell you now," Raven turned to Tyler, "It's just that I don't think that I'm ready."
"I understand."
"What?"
"last time you had a relationship with someone, you were hurt, by Malchior, I will understand if you aren't ready. But that doesn't mean we can't be friends."
"Thanks Tyler."
"Darn it, well that won't work then" I (Yes Mana is still in the scene and it's still her POV) said. "if I did that now, I could get killed."
"What was that?" Tyler said jumping up and looking around wildly.
"huh,"
"I should have noticed earlier," Tyler said. "I'll be right back,"
"Oh no he's on to me." I quickly disappeared."well I hope I can have better luck with Supergirl. Now where are they?" I was back at the balcony over the entire ballroom. "Well they are still dancing, hmm I don't even remember Tyler knowing how to dance, maybe he took a class or something. But this could still work." I pulled out the mistletoe and directed it toward them, and reappearing in an inconspicuous place to take a picture. I had put a spell on the mistletoe to make it go over the nearest Tyler's head. The song had ended and Tyler and Supergirl had moved to sit down, before they got to the table, Supergirl had noticed the mistletoe, indicating it, from where I was I didn't hear what they said, but, after hours of effort, everything was about to pay off. I set up my camera focusing it, they were inches from each other, just a few more seconds..
"Give me that."
"NO TWO MORE SECONDS!"
"I have caught you Mana."
I looked and I saw who had taken my camera. It was Tyler himself. "Hello Tyler."
"And I thought you were actually trying to help, I won't make that mistake again."
"Well your too late to stop that..." I indicated Tyler's other body in a lip-lock with Supergirl. Sneaking a picture with my cell phone. "It's not that bad."
"NOT THAT BAD!" Tyler yelled, "I swear when I get a chance..."
"Running away now bye."
Third person.
"What was that?" Terra said.
"what?" Beast Boy asked.
"I thought I heard someone yelling."
meanwhile in the kitchen,
"Tiger, our last judge's points will decide who will win this kitchen showdown." Ussop opened the card, and Zelos and him both gasped,
"By twenty points our winner is... SANJI!" Ussop and Zelos yelled in unison, Thunderous applause now coming from inside and just outside the kitchen, was shortly broken by...
"CRASH!"
"GET BACK HERE YOU MEDLING SORCEROUS!" Tyler yelled, flying through the kitchen after Mana.
"MAYBE WHEN YOU ARE CALMER" Mana called back, flying just out of Tyler's reach.
They soon went out the other doors to cause havoc elsewhere.
"Whoa," Tiger said, "That was quite illogical."
'We get it, you can stop talking about logic, Baka." Stacy hit Tiger on the head, "And you were supposed to give more points to Regal like I told you to."
"Responding to your threats is illogi.."
"WE GET IT! ITS ILLOGICAL! STOP SAYING THAT!"
"but doing that would also be.."
"STOP!" Stacy hit Tiger on the head again.
ANYWAY...
"Hello everyone," Bruce Wayne himself was on the band's stage and was borrowing a microphone.
"Merry Christmas, and thanks to everyone who has donated to the cities various charities."
A murmur of approval came from the crowd.
"Now the leader of Teen Titans, Robin would like to address the members of said team."
Everyone currently living at or near Titans Tower came into the ballroom, Tyler even stopped chasing Mana, after casting a spell to keep her from moving.
"For over a year now, I have been the leader, of Teen Titans, and I have always enjoyed being part of this team, but for reasons that are my own, I regret that I must resign as Team leader, and quit the team, as well as dropping the Robin mantle."
"What? You can't do that, I won't let you." Tyler said, ignoring the fact that Mana was still frozen. And all three of his bodies running together and merging back into one. He followed Robin to the backstage.
"I'm sorry, Tyler."
"Don't apologize to me, go apologize to Starfire and you're friends! They deserve to know why you are leaving in the first place!"
"I said I was leaving," Robin turned to Tyler, "I didn't say I wouldn't say good-bye, or that I wouldn't come back,"
"Well then tell me,"
'That is a story for later, you have friends to get to yourself."
"Batman, you met him earlier didn't you?"
"Yes."
"And he is the one making you do this just because you left Gotham City."
"Well yes."
"And your actually going to listen to him!"
"This time."
"fine, be that way, but you better not be gone long," Tyler said, "Talk to Superman, he will give you an idea for your new super-hero identity."
"how would you know about something like that."
"You have your secrets and I have mine,"
"fair enough." And with that, the Boy Wonder disappeared one last time, into the shadows. "I'll be back as soon as I can."
"well this was a colossal waste of time."
After everyone got back to Titans Tower, it was late and everyone went to bed. Except Beast Boy and Terra, who stayed up to watch movies together. Hey at least something worked out for someone.
When Tyler got to his room, he found a letter on his bed. It said:
Dear Mr Hero.
We have met before, but I cannot write my name here, I must warn you of something terrible. Zenaku is creating more and more clones, and is preparing to make his first strike, by gaining more power from new sources, his first target is not very large, but will have great significance, It is you. He plans to kill you, and he may very well have the power to do so. I am telling you this because I do not want you to, well, die. He says he should have all the power he needs in a month. Please be careful, and be on your guard.
"hmm" Tyler said, "its not even signed, but I have to take into account every possibility, even if it is from who I think it is,"
A card fell from the envelope.
"huh?" Tyler picked up the card, "Slifer the Sky Dragon?" he examined it, "Hmm it's one from my world, it even has the Konami logo. But why does it have it's effects printed on it? I thought they all didn't have the effects. Well between this and my Obelisk the Tormentor card I got from Shonen Jump I have two of the Egyptian god cards, but perhaps the card is more a hint at what Zenaku is doing than what I should do. Ugh, I'm too tired to worry about it now, I have to convince Robin to stay with the team still. But thanks... Mystery letter-giver." and with that Tyler collapsed onto his bed letting sleep take him.
Meanwhile.
"Why can't I figure this stupid thing out!" Zenaku said throwing his half-built Millennium puzzle on his table. His room was plastered with weapon designs and arcane symbols, but that is unimportant. "I only need to make clones of a few more people, and figure out this stupid puzzle, and then I will have more than enough power to destroy that insignificant self proclaimed hero!"
"Dark Magician Girl!" Superherofan (ie Me the author) yelled
"What now!" Mana complained.
"I want my phone back, you uploaded an entire chapter without permission again! And you have made it nearly a full-blown harem!"
"hey it's not my fault you never checked your poll, Harem got the most votes, so we have to go with it."
"oh, I forgot about that. But I still want my phone back!"
the plot thickens, well Merry Christmas, happy new year and please review, and yes, Harem really did win the poll, so who ever voted for it can blame themselves for this entire chapter. No this story will not feature a duel between Tyler and Atem,as Atem will not appear in later chapters at all, also I brought Terra back with such little detail because no one wanted to question it and bring Beast Boy down on his best Christmas ever.
Thanks for reading!
