I'm Taken
After lunch, Calvin, Laura, and Grandma Cuddy took the kids to the park. Hannah reluctantly went with them, but decided she could just sit on a bench and listen to her Ipod. House, Cuddy, Brady, and Leslie all stayed back at the house and now were currently sitting in the backyard on the patio.
"Do you guys want to play the 'would you rather' game?" Brady asked.
"What's that?" House asked.
"I ask you a question and you answer which one you would rather do if you had to do one," Brady said. "For instance, Greg, would you rather wear a bright pink shirt to work all day or sing The Candy Man in front of all your employees?"
House thought about it for a minute. "Sing The Candy Man," House said.
"Really?" Brady asked.
"I think people would actually be more shocked if I wore a bright pink shirt then if I sang in front of them all," House said.
"That explains a little about you," Brady said.
"I got one for you Brady," Cuddy said. "Would you rather kiss a guy on the mouth or go without sex for the rest of your life?"
"Kiss the guy as long as I can pick him," Brady said.
"Stop hinting," House said. "I will not kiss you."
"Your turn Lisa," Leslie said. "Would you rather go to jail for a year or join a swingers club?"
"Swingers club," Cuddy said. "This way I at least have fun."
"You can have fun in prison," House said.
"Not with a man," Cuddy said.
"Greg, think up one for Leslie," Brady said.
"This is probably going to be good," Leslie said.
"Would you rather give birth to eight more children or go to a nude beach?" House asked.
"Nude beach," Leslie said. "I would rather look at naked men than baby vomit."
"Okay Leslie," Cuddy said. "Would you rather pose naked in a magazine or have Brady pose naked in a magazine?"
"Brady," Leslie said. "Just to spite his mother."
"Stop thinking of me naked Lisa," Brady said.
"I can't help it," Cuddy said with a smile.
"Brady, would you rather have a million dollars or have sex everyday for the rest of your life?" House asked.
"The million dollars," Brady said. "Sex wouldn't be as fun if you had to have it everyday."
"Don't tell her that," House said putting his hands over Cuddy's ears.
"Greg, would you rather sleep with Roseanne or have Lisa shave her head?" Leslie asked.
"She can always wear wigs," House answered. "I can just imagine Roseanne yelling my name." House shuttered.
"I got one for you Lisa," Brady said. "Would you rather have gigantic breast implants or uncontrollable orgasms?"
"I would be happy with either one!" House said.
"Uncontrollable orgasms because that would bring me more pleasure than having giant boobs," Cuddy said.
"You would be so horny all the time," House said. "Wait. How is that different from now?" Cuddy punched House on the arm. "She likes is rough," House said.
"I am going to go get a drink," Cuddy said.
"I'll come with," Brady said.
"You like messing with her, don't you?" Leslie asked House after Cuddy and Brady left.
"It's all in good fun," House said.
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"It is hot out there," Cuddy said when she and Brady entered the kitchen. Cuddy reached into the freezer and grabbed an ice cube out. Cuddy rubbed it against the back of her neck.
"I think I might be getting a sunburn," Brady said as he watched Cuddy.
"I have some sun cream in my room if you want some," Cuddy said.
"Yeah," Brady said. Brady followed Cuddy to her room. Cuddy handed Brady the cream and he put some on his face.
"Can you put some on the back of my neck?" Cuddy asked Brady as she lifted up her hair.
"Sure," Brady said as he put some cream in his hand and started rubbing it on her skin.
"That feels good," Cuddy said.
"Your neck seems a little tense," Brady said.
"My body misses my own bed," Cuddy said. Cuddy was enjoying the little neck massage until she felt Brady's hand slid against her butt. "What are you doing?" Cuddy exclaimed as she moved away from him.
"Don't deny that you haven't felt the chemistry between us," Brady said.
"I haven't felt it because there is none," Cuddy said as she backed away from him.
"You said you wanted to see me naked," Brady said.
"I was joking," Cuddy said.
"Were you?" Brady asked as he followed her as she backpedaled, until she was against the wall.
"Yes," Cuddy said.
"I don't think you were," Brady said as he bent down to try to kiss her. Cuddy smacked Brady on the face. Cuddy then saw the rage fill his eyes, a look she had not seen directed towards her since Jason.
"Move away from me," Cuddy said trying to stay strong.
"You're a little cock tease," Brady said, not moving.
"Don't make me scream for House," Cuddy said.
"I am pretty sure that I could take the cripple," Brady said as he moved away from Cuddy. Cuddy now realized that all those years she thought Brady was such a nice guy, it had all been an act. Cuddy stayed against the wall as Brady turned and looked at her.
"Did you guys get lost on the way to the kitchen?" Leslie asked as she appeared in the doorway.
"We just came up to get some sunscreen," Brady said as he walked towards her and out of the room.
"Are you okay Lisa?" Leslie asked Cuddy after Brady had left.
"Yeah," Cuddy said. Leslie gave Cuddy a little nod and then left the room. Cuddy wondered how long Leslie had been at the door.
Cuddy went into the bathroom and washed the sun block off her neck. She had to get his hands off her. Cuddy was looking at herself in the mirror when House came into the bathroom.
"I know that you are pretty, but do you really need to stare at yourself?" House asked her. Cuddy walked over to House and wrapped her arms around his waist and laid her head on his chest.
"You really are horny all the time," House said as he wrapped his arms around her and gave her a hug. Cuddy thought about telling House about what had happened, but she was afraid that House might try to kill Brady.
"I love you," Cuddy said as she stayed in his arms.
"I love you too," House said as he kissed the top of her head.
"Your chest still sounds a little clogged," Cuddy said as she lifted her head of his chest and looked at him.
"I still need to hock up a good phlegm," House said.
"Sexy," Cuddy said.
"Are you okay?" House asked, sensing something was wrong.
"I'm fine," Cuddy said. "I think I am just tired from last night."
"I like when you say that after a long night of sex a lot better," House said.
"When we get home, I will have sex with you all night long," Cuddy said. House looked at his watch.
"About 25 more hours to go," House said.
"I am glad that you are keeping time," Cuddy said.
"I don't want to spend a second longer out of you than a need to be," House said as he gave her a kiss on the lips. Cuddy deepened the kiss. House's lips against hers made her feel so much better.
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Jason was Cuddy's abusive boyfriend from college, if you do not remember.
