11. The Plan: Totally

"Oh no, no, no…" I said, shaking my head—looking almost identical to Asuma-sensei. I should really reconsider spending so much time with the team... "No, this definitely will not work." This letter is no good. Shikamaru will absolutely not buy this. The guy with 200 plus IQ, remember? And who knows him better than me? Choji might, if he actually cared—

"Choji, stop eating and help me, would you?" I grabbed his bag of chips, crumpled it, and threw it over his shoulder (hitting the 'No Littering' sign perfectly in the middle).

I spread the scroll out on the bench, giving one last sign of disapproval at Lee's work before starting my own:

Temy,

OMG! I like, totally loooove you! (heart) You're so, so hot! I love ya! It's like, above & beyond! I dream about you every night! I love you! Kissy, kissy!

See you soon,

-Shiky (heart)

I nodded; this is much more of something modern girls will accept. I mean, embrace the power of love? Please, girls like the loving type of boyfriend. Kissy, kissy!

My stomach grumbled. Oh damn, I'm really spending too much time with the team. Before long, I'll be like 'Chojina'. Just as fat, and just as embarrassing to be with. "Choji, let's go get some barbeque before dropping this off at Hinata's…"


Choujina! XD!