Queen Luana: Chapter number eleven!
SS Jentl: It's shiny!
But why are the biscuits gone?
"Hey, I know, I know," SS Jentl begins, "it's been over a week. We kind of forgot we promised that."
"I've been writing about zombie bashing," Queen Luana smiles and points at her Resident Evil 4 fic. "I think some of the audience members starved to death…"
"Luckily enough, none of the current cast did," SS Jentl says, "and Seifer's been awake for a while too. So, that leaves us with a great four people game: Song titles!"
Audience cheers as the cast steps up.
"Seifer and Yuna get to go first," SS Jentl says. "They have to act out a scene, but all they can use is song titles."
"Song titles it is," Queen Luana agrees, "and hey! If anyone of you mentions a Tokio Hotel title-", pulls out bazooka, "I will kill you." She puts it away again. "But some Dutch songs no one has ever heard of will earn you more points. As for the scene… Romance emerges at the Garden Festival. She's all yours."
Yuna is dancing when Seifer makes a move. "Hot," he smirks.
Yuna turns around and smiles at him. "Hey ya!"
Seifer shakes her hand. "I'm the walrus."
"Roxanne," Yuna smiles.
"Sexy thing," he says.
Yuna smiles shyly then goes off. "This isn't my kind of game."
Roxas takes over. He walks over and pretends to accidentally spill a drink on Seifer's shirt. "Oops I did it again!" He flutters his eyelashes. "Dance dance?"
"Beat it," Seifer snaps.
Roxas stares at his invisible drink. "Too bad." Then he blinks at Seifer in confusion and takes a closer look. "Lola?" He beams. "Lola!"
Seifer shakes his head and goes off.
Vaan smirks. "Sex on the beach?"
"Whenever wherever!"
Vaan leers at him and caresses his cheek. "Pretty woman…"
Roxas screams and runs off. Yuna steps up. "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman."
Vaan looks at her bum. "Big girl."
Yuna raises an eyebrow and folds her arms. "Excuse me, mister?"
Vaan shakes his head and points to his left. "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us." BUZZ! He looks up.
SS Jentl nudges Queen Luana. "No, it really is a song."
"Oh, sorry, continue," Queen Luana smiles.
Yuna glares at him. "Crazy!"
Vaan shrugs and goes off. "I just wanted to say the mirror thing."
Seifer steps up. "Daar in dat kleine café aan de haven." BUUUUUZZ!
Queen Luana chuckles. "A thousand and two points to Seifer for using a Dutch song that had absolutely nothing to do with the topic."
"Well, it all depends on how you look at it," SS Jentl says.
Seifer nods. "It had a meaning, a very romantic one at that."
"Let's continue," Queen Luana says, "yes, because it took so long to update were throwing in two games, how sweet are we? The next game is a similar game called Questions only! It's really fun; we've done it before. They can only use questions in this scene. Cause if they don't, they'll get buzzed." She presses the buzzer dramatically. "The scene is… The next meeting of Organization XIII is about to take place, but they've run out of biscuits. Roxas and Vaan, take it away."
Roxas steps up. "What will we do?"
"Are the biscuits really that necessary?" Vaan sighs.
Roxas looks at him in shock. "Who are you?"
"I'm just trying to say that… Oh craps," Vaan mumbles. BUZZ!
Seifer walks in. "Will cookies do as well?"
Roxas slaps him in the head. "Are you stupid?"
"Why'd you do that?" Seifer asks in tears.
Roxas rubs his head. "Ow, did it hurt?"
"Yes…" BUZZ!
"Roxas is really kicking ass," SS Jentl smiles.
Vaan enters again. "Why do you not bow for your superior?"
"Haven't we got worse thing on our minds?" Roxas asks.
Vaan checks his watch. "When does the meeting begin?"
Roxas twitches. "At four…" BUZZ!
Yuna steps in. "What do you think I've got?"
"Biscuits?" Vaan asks enthusiastically.
Yuna watches him closely. "Is that your final answer?"
He scratches his head. "Can I call somebody?"
Yuna smiles. "Who would you like to call?"
Vaan thinks for a moment. "Rick." BUZZ!
Seifer steps up. "Who am I?" He pretends to press the buzzer. BUUUUUZZ!
Queen Luana glares at Seifer. "And that's two thousand points to anyone but Seifer which means that he is the sole loser. I can say whatever I want because whoever keeps track of points is mentally ill."
"We've come to the end of this episode and our loser may close it by reading the credits as if he's coming on to them. Goodnight!"
Seifer leers at the credits rolling over the screen. "Jentl, well that is a lovely name. How would you like to join me and my friend Dan over here? We could invite Tom Park and just have ourselves some biscuits…"
Queen Luana: 't Is done! I'm off tomorrow at work (need to watch over some brats for an entire day but hey! I just let them play hide and seek and I get paid nine euros an hour for it. Whoot whoot!)
SS Jentl: Review! Your call is important to us. (muzak)
