I Do Not Own Naruto

A/N FUCK. I knew I forgot somebody's fight, Shino's to be exact. Dammit. Okay, that will have to be covered in this chapter. Thank you to Kael Hyun for this information, also I couldn't remember who Shikamaru fought, so anonymity is a good thing isn't it? So the info on Shino won't be as good if I hadn't forgotten but hey, in Stephen King's novel Misery, in writing you can't cheat, so you have to go with what's already down.

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After a quick chat with Ino and a dirty look to her father, Naruto continued down the hallway, looking for a nurse for directions to Kiba's room. He walked quietly thinking about all the man had down.

"Why do you try so hard, baka?" It spoke quietly in his mind, "After a display like that, the girl's bound to hate you."

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked sharply, "I just wanted to check on a comrade, nothing else."

"Oh," It said quietly, "I just assumed, that well...Nevermind."

"Asshole," Naruto looked up and stopped at a room when he saw the name.

Aburame Shino

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"Father," Ino said quietly, "What was that about?"

"He hurt you," the man who attacked Naruto said in a cold voice, "He was coming here to finish the job."

"How can you even know that?" Ino asked angrily.

A nurse came in, "Inoichi-san, the Hokage would like to see later this afternoon."

"Yes," the man said with an edge to his voice.

Inoichi turned back to Ino, "I want you to stay away from him. That brat is dangerous."

Inoichi started to walk out when Ino's voice stopped him, "What has he done, Father?"

Inoichi thought for a moment before he answered, "He's killed many people, Ino."

With that Inoichi left.

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Naruto knocked on the door, waiting a reply. Hearing nothing he cautiously peeked his head in. What he saw startled him. Shino was in the bed, bandaged on most of his body, with an I.V. drip. Naruto walked quietly over to get a quick look at the charts.

"Condition: Recovering," Naruto read, "Injuries include Chakra Exhaustion with several deep cuts along the abdomen and chest. Recovery expected in less than two days."

Naruto let out a deep breath he didn't know he'd been holding, "N-naruto-kun?" he heard Hinata behind him as he heard the door click shut.

"Hey, Hinata-chan!" Naruto smiled as Hinata's face darkened, "What happened?"

"I-it was a d-double knock-out," Hinata spoke quietly as Naruto looked at Shino's body, "I-it didn't l-look bad u-until you had just woken u-up, Kurenai-s-sensei and myself he-elped him to the hospital quickly and q-quietly."

"The other?" Naruto asked.

"H-he died of s-severe ch-chakra exhaustion," Hinata had tears forming in her eyes.

Naruto started to walk out before putting a hand on Hinata's shoulder, "Hinata-chan, Shino will be okay, and Kiba too. I'm not sorry for the loss of the Oto nin. They threatened my teammates," Naruto smiled wide, "Why don't you come watch the finals though, I'm gonna kick Neji's ass!"

Hinata watched as Naruto left, "I couldn't tell him."

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Ibiki stood before the Hokage, "You want me to do what?"

"I want you to try and test Naruto's bloodline. It's hard enough finding somebody without the council calling for blood," Sarutobi took a long drag from his pipe, "I trust you more than anybody else, Ibiki-san. I'm sure Naruto would trust you not to do anything to drastic."

"You've gotten the prelims back on that Inuzuka brat I take it?" Ibiki asked with a growl.

"Yes," Sarutobi sighed, "The boy suffered from severe mental trauma, he's very lucky to come out as quick as he did. Medics say the only thing that stopped permanent damage is the fact that Naruto knocked him out when he did."

"Except he didn't call himself Naruto at the time, Sarutobi-sama," Ibiki chuckled a little, "The boy sounds like he has a disociative personality disorder (4) as well."

"Quite, but I've never seen these affects before," Sarutobi took several small puffs, "The council wants his blood, Ibiki. They didn't like him before and now they want him dead because they think the fox is getting control."

"I understand," Ibiki muttered, "I still don't like it though. Do you have any information back from his fight with the Yamanaka?"

"Unfortunately, no, but I am expecting Inoichi in shortly," Sarutobi set his pipe down, "He and I have to have a talk."

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Naruto was walking up to Kiba's room when he felt a presence behind him, he turned and saw an ANBU, "Can I help you ANBU-san?" Naruto asked, figuring what they wanted.

"I was sent by Ibiki-san to escort you to a meeting with him," a male voice responded.

"Can we skip the whole knocking out thing?" Naruto asked as the ANBU approached.

"Unfortunately, no," the voice said as Naruto felt the ANBU apply pressure to his neck and his world went black.

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Ibiki smirked slightly at his plan, Sarutobi-sama didn't specify how to try and figure the boy's bloodline so he had come up with a ingenious plan that allowed him to cause pain to the boy and test the boy's limits by his own accord. Ibiki was going to train the boy.

If any information regarding the current data on Naruto's bloodline was correct, and Ibiki's own theory was correct; the brat was going to need to know more about psychology. Ibiki called it a hunch.

A knock sounded at the door, "Yes?" Ibiki called.

"Naruto's here."

The monotone of the ANBU sounded.

"I said my name is Hanzo, DAMMIT!" Naruto's voice sounded through the door.

"Excellent, take him a meet with me at training ground 27," Ibiki said smiling darkly the entire time.

"I can't help but feel almost sorry for the kid. Almost, this is going to be payback for what he did to my apartment," Ibiki chuckled darkly, "Wait, did he say Hanzo? This is going to be more trouble than it's worth."

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Kurenai was looking for Kakashi. Strike, She had found Kakashi, but was unwilling to follow him to where he was currently at. The adult bookstore.

So she waited. And waited. And waited. After waiting for too long, she finally had an idea, thinking of a similar prank Naruto had done years ago.

Kurenai made a single handseal, "Henge!" and disappeared in a cloud of smoke to reveal Nara Shikaku.

Laughing inwardly she walked into the store to Kakashi. Coming up next to him she quietly asked, "So when are you going to have me teach your students, Kakashi?"

Kakashi did a double take before he eye smiled, "Shikaku is going to be in so much shit."

Thinking for a moment he said aloud, "I think that you should train Naruto first. He currently has no skill in Genjutsu whatsoever and I think a little tutoring will help."

"Shikaku" developed a tick on "his" forehead, "so who are you going to train?"

"Sas-" Kakashi didn't finish as he felt Kurenai's fist connect solidly with the side of his head.

"The deal was, Kakashi," Kurenai's tone lowered dangerously so that no one else could hear, "that I train all of your students, not one on one while you went off with the Uchiha. I'll go with this, but after the exams I'm going to train all of your students."

Smiling, Kurenai took the book out of Kakashi's hand, which happened to be the last book on the shelf, "That's mine, Hatake-san," Kurenai said loudly so that everybody who had been alerted to the struggle could hear.

She paid for the book then left. As Kurenai left she ducked into an alleyway and released the Henge and trashed the book. She was going to love the town gossip over the next week.

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Naruto came to at the clearing, hearing It grumbling at the back of his mind, "They don't even fucking listen when your talking at all. They couldn't even get my damned name right."

"Naruto?" Said blond heard Ibiki's voice, and he looked around, noting that he was somewhere in the forest.

"Uh, why are we here, Ibiki-san?" Naruto asked as he looked around.

"Well, Naruto," Ibiki said thoughtfully, "The Hokage asked me to have a look at your abilities, so I decided that to do so, I am also going to train you for about a week."

Naruto could of sworn he heard amusement in Ibiki's voice, but he pushed that aside when he heard the word 'train', "What are we going to do, Ibiki-sensei?" Naruto asked excitedly with a smile on his face.

When he saw the smile on Ibiki's face Naruto's own smile fled away from his face, "Uh-oh."

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A week later found Naruto, to the surprise of Ibiki and many other who knew him, reading scrolls that related to understanding human thoughts.

Naruto didn't mind this compared to the first day that Ibiki had 'trained' him. In Naruto's world it had been little more than a foxhunt, and some of those weapons Ibiki used actually caused scars. Naruto had never been scared before in his life.

"All right," Ibiki's thoughtful voiced sounded, "Your training with me is done, and, one moment..." Naruto heard Ibiki walk over to the door of his apartment and heard him talking to a woman. He heard two sets of footsteps coming back.

"Naruto, you're in luck. This woman, Kurenai, is going to train you for the next week," Naruto could definitely hear amusement in Ibiki's voice, "Apparently, she lost a bet with your sensei."

Naruto looked at the woman, "Please tell me your training doesn't involve anything pointy being thrown at me."

(4)Disociative Personality Disorder: Better known as multiple personality disorder. Characterized by the main personality, the original blacking out and another personality taking over. If there is more than one personality besides the original, they are are usually aware of the actions of another. In psycological texts, there has only ever been one true case of multiple personality disorder, though it has been documented to varying degrees.