"Could you run that by me again?"

The doctor smiled patiently.

"Congratulations," he said. "Your wife is pregnant!"

A beat.

"I'm WHAT?!" Toph screamed.

Sokka looked ready to faint.

"I'm... going to be a father. I'm going to be a FATHER."

He started hyperventilating.

"Wow, Katara's gonna have kittens when she hears this," said Suki. "A kid that isn't hers or Aang's."

Sokka was catatonic. He could only nod weakly.

"No, seriously!" Toph yelled. "I'm WHAT?!"

"Your parents are going to be thrilled." Suki smiled.

"Congratulations," the doctor repeated. "Now, about your bill..."