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Dear FanFiction Writers,
For the love of Loras, why must you always pair me with every single man in Westeros ... and Essos actually.
Yes, I have seen the Aegon Tararyen ones out there ... I thought he was dead?
As for your pairings I have never been romantically inclined to have relations with any of these people:
1.) Sandor Clegane (The Hound?! ... Loving...Gentle.. What is wrong with you people. I thought Hodor was soft in the head but ... *shakes head*
This is the HOUND. Have you met the guy. NO. Well that explains it. I will never love him. THE HOUND though, really ...
2.) Robb Stark (He is my brother. BROTHER. Does that mean anything to you guys?!)
3.) Jon Snow. (He may not be a Stark in name, but he has my blood. He is my brother.)
4.) Theon Greyjoy. (Theon is a traitor. He betrayed my brothers. Bran and Rickon lost their lives because of him. And Robb treated him like a brother and look what he got in return. Once a turncoat always a turncoat. The North Remembers.)
5.) Tyrion Lannister. (The ugly imp may be my husband, but that is only in name. I am not his 'Lady Lannister.')
6.) Jaime Lannister. (The Kingslayer is)
7.) Joffrey Baratheon. (I thought I loved him once, but it was all a lie. He is evil. He deserved to die.)
8.) Lord Littlefinger. (He's old enough to be my father! Besides, Lord Baelish loved my mother, he wouldn't think of me in that way ... would he?)
9.) Willas Tyrell. (Oh my Willas. If only I could have married him instead of Tyrion. We would have been happy in beautiful Highgarden surrounded by flowers. *sigh*)
10.) Loras Tyrell. (What do you mean he doesn't like woman? ... Does he like young maidens then?... Any highborn girl would be lucky to call such a valiant Knight her Lord husband.)
And yes, I do think Margaery is beautiful and kind. She'll be a much better Queen than Cersei. I do think of her as an older sister. But... WAIT ... I am not in a relationship with her. She is female ... you can't that is ... no.. *blushes*
*coughs*
As for the Sansa/Lemon cakes pairing I don't even know what that means. It is cake. CAKE. You eat it not kiss it!
Sincerely, Sansa Stark.
P.S. I am not he Queen of the North!
Author Note: Thanks for reviewing: Marina Ka-Fai, ladyres, johnterrencekelly, Veridissima, guineapiggle, Naerys Targaryen, SirWalsingham.
