AN: Thank you to everyone that has been patient and for putting up with the spelling. Spelling has never been my strong point and I do use spell check before I post any story.
Bella POV:
"Ok so you guys can do whatever you want. They won't be back for a while" I said as I started to head up the stairs to my room.
"Bella why is it that you will let Ian get you stuff but no one else" Edward asked.
"Easy, Ian knows what I like and he never spends a lot of money on me, plus we have a very special deal when it comes to him buying me things" I said with a laugh.
"And what would that be" Edward asked.
"Not telling" I said and ran up to my room laughing. When I got to my room I turned on my I-pod and found the perfect song to dance to, I was in such a good mood I needed to dance.
Im drunk again
Excuse the hiccup
The redneck originator
Rollin in my pick up
Truck jacked up with the 4 gold shocks
And where i come from
Mud flaps come in stock
I started to dance around my room and sinning along with the song as I looked in my closet for a swim suit. I suddenly had the urge to go swimming.
People kid rock it
Up and down the block
And the hens all flock to the coup
With the cock
You wanna rock with me baby
Row it down to the swamp
Dock your boat
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
After finding and changing into my pink and black zebra print binky. I pulled my hair up into a pony tail. I may have been ready to go swimming but I continued to dance around my room until the song was over.
I like stuckies, truckers and big mesh hats
I like large round women in loundromats
I like to wander jack
Like a backwoods thug
And watch the moonshine through
The bottom of a jug
Huggin and kissin, with my vision all blurry
Siftin through this world of worry
Hurry up with love
Please God bless
I dont do drugs anymore
Or any less
Ididnt start this mess on this planet
Stop lookin at me like a bandit
Ivebeen chillin
Down at the swamp
With the folks that want
To do the hillbilly stomp
Do it
We'll do the hillbilly stomp
Now people wanna know how to do this dance
Lift your legs in the air like you wet your pants
Plant your hands on the top of your butt
And stomp around the woods
Like your all fucked up
Circle up the trucks
Fire up the brush
Utuck your shirt
Were gonna kick some dust
Dont two plus two it
Or three plus three it
Four by four to a place thats scenic
Heat it up like some hot ham hocks cookin
And hop to the spot where
Where the cops arent lookin
Bring your whole flock
Down to the stomp
And we can rock all night doing
The hillbilly stomp
Do it
The hillbilly stomp
The hillbilly stomp
When the song ended I grabbed my I-pod and a towel and headed to the pool.
"What were you listening to" Edward asked
"Hillbilly Stomp by Kid Rock" I replied as I walked passed him. When I got to the indoor pool I plugged my I-pod into the stereo we have in there and went to my favourite playlist that I listen to when I'm in a good mood and want to dance or swim. After tossing my towel onto a chair I jumped into the pool at the same time the music started.
I dance around this empty house
Tear us down, throw you out
Screaming down the halls
Spinning all around and now we fall
I start to swim laps while enjoying the music.
Pictures framing up the past
Your taunting smirk behind the glass
This museum full of ash
Once a tickle, now a rash
This used to be a Funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun
Echoes knocking on locked doors
All the laughter from before
I'd rather live out on the street
Than in this haunted memory
I've called the movers, called the maids
We'll try to exorcise this place
Drag my mattress to the yard
Crumble, tumble house of cards
This used to be a Funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
This used to be a Funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, fun
I'm crawling through the doggy door
My key don't fit my life no more
I'll change the drapes, I'll break the plates
I'll find a new place, burn this fucker down
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, da, da, da, da
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
(9, 8)
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
(7, 6)
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
(5, 4, 3)
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
(2, 1)
This used to be a Funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
This used to be a Funhouse
But now it's full of evil clowns
It's time to start the countdown
I'm gonna burn it down, down, down
I'm gonna burn it down
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
Yeah, you change your mind like a girl I would know
And you always think, always speak cryptically
I should know that you're no good for me
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
We used to be just like twins, so in sync
The same energy now's a dead battery
Used to laugh 'bout nothing, now you're plain boring
I should know that you're not gonna change
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
Someone call the doctor
Got a case of a love disorder
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
You change your mind like a girl changes clothes
'Cause you're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
You're wrong when it's right
You're black and it's white
We fight, we break up
We hug, we make up
You, you don't really wanna stay, no
But you, you don't really wanna go, oh
You're hot and you're cold
You're yes and you're no
You're in and you're out
You're up and you're down
I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush (start to rush by)
How does he twist the dance?
Can't find my drink or man Where are my keys?
I lost my phone
What's goin' on on the floor?
I love this record baby
But I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool.
What's the name of this club?
I can't remember but its alright, I'm alright
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Spin that record babe
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Just just just dance, dance
J-J-Just dance!
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? (inside out right)
Control your poison babe
Roses have thorns they say
And we're all gettin hosed tonight!
What's goin' on on the floor?
I love this record baby
But I can't see straight anymore
Keep it cool.
What's the name of this club?
I can't remember but its alright, I'm alright
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Spin that record babe
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Just just just dance, dance
J-J-Just dance!
When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalogue
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw
And I ain't gonna give it up, steady trying to pick it up like a call
I'm a hit it, I'm a hit it, and flex, and do it untill tomorrow yeah
Shorty I can see that you got so much energy
The way you twirlin' up them hips round and round
And there is no reason at all why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down and dance
Gonna be okay
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Spin that record babe
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Just just just dance, dance
J-J-Just dance!
(What's that….amazing….music….) Woo! Let's Go!
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint its symphonic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint its symphonic
Half psychotic sick hypnotic got my blueprint electronic
I suddenly heard a splash as someone jumped into the pool. Looking over I see Ian in the pool. I guess they weren't gone for as long as I thought they would be. Ian started to swim laps as well.
Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle!
I got it just stay close enough to get it
Don't Slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it
Spend the last dough
(I got it)
In your pocko'
(I got it)
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Spin that record babe
Da da doo doo
Just dance!
Gonna be okay
Just just just dance, dance
J-J-Just dance!
They're gonna clean up your looks
With all the lies in the books
To make a citizen out of you
Because they sleep with a gun
And keep an eye on you, son
So they can watch all the things you do
Because the drugs never work
They're gonna give you a smirk
'Cause they got methods of keeping you clean
They're gonna rip up your heads,
Your aspirations to shreds
Another cog in the murder machine
They said all teenagers scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So darken your clothes or strike a violent pose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me
The boys and girls in the clique
The awful names that they stick
You're never gonna fit in much, kid
But if you're troubled and hurt
What you got under your shirt
Will make them pay for the things that they did
Suddenly someone turned off the music.
"Hey you better turn that back on if you don't want to die" I yelled not looking over to see who turned the music off.
"She's not lying Edward, Bells will kill you if you don't turn the music back on" Ian said.
"Edward what the hell, why did you turn my music off" I yelled.
"I would not call that music" Edward said.
"I'd run if I was you Edward" Ian said laughing.
"Why is that" Edward asked.
"Because I'm going to kill you no one turns off my music or diss it at all unless they have a death wish" I said with a growl and jumped out of the pool.
"What the hell is all this yelling for" Pam asked walking into the room
"Edward turned off Bells music and then dissed it. So I'm going to watch her kill him" Ian said with a laugh.
"Oh ok Bella don't make a mess this time ok" Pam said with a laugh as she walked back out of the room.
"Bella what are you going to do to me and what did Pam mean by this time" Edward asked nervously.
"Well there used to be another vampire named Bob but I killed him when he turned off my music then dissed it like you did" I said trying to be serious but sadly flailing at it but Edward didn't notice at all.
Ian picking up that I was messing with Edward decided to have fun as well. "I miss Bob he was cool" Ian said pretending to cry. Before Edward knew what was going on I was in front of him and throwing him into the pool.
"Oh that was a good one Bells I think you really had him believed that you killed a vampire named Bob" Ian said laughing while I jumped back into the pool.
"You mean to say that you were joking" Edward asked as he got out of the pool.
"Yep I sure was. But any ways what do you want Edward" I asked.
"I was wondering if you would like to go out tonight with me" Edward asked.
AN: The songs used in this chapter are
Kid Rock - Hillbilly Stomp
Pink - Funhouse
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold lyrics
Lady Gaga - Just Dance Lyrics
My Chemical Romance — Teenagers
Do you think Bella should go out with Edward? Let me know what you think.
