Chapter 11: Vivi

King Cobra was overjoyed. After six months at sea, his little girl had returned.

"It's good to have you home after all these long days! Tell us of your adventures. Did anything interesting happen to you" Igaram asked.

In her father's eyes, she hadn't changed that much. Vivi had grown her hair longer to about the middle of her back. Her face still retained the same sparkle that reminded the king of his departed wife.

"Well, other than being turned into a man for a week by an Okama King/Queen, running afoul a voodoo witch doctor who turned me into a frog and… eatingadevilfruit thatturnsallthe womenaroundme intolesbians…" the wandering princess smiled benignly.

"What was that last part?" Cobra deadpanned.

"Erm, I sort of ate a devil fruit that turns all the women around me into lesbians. That's why I had to leave the ship. I can't go back until I figure out how to turn it off." she squeaked.

"This is worse than the captain Vivi nightmare…" Igaram muttered brokenly, tears streaming down his face.

"It also explains why all the female servants were blushing so much…" her father added.

"The male members of the crew didn't appreciate me unintentionally stealing their wives and girlfriends…" Vivi winced, scratching the back of her head.

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A few week earlier…

"What fruit do you think it is?" Chopper asked as they gazed at the bright pink gourd.

"I dunno. It's a mystery fruit." Luffy grinned.

"It's not in the big book either." Sanji opined.

"There's only one way to find out…" Zoro shrugged.

"One of us has to eat it." Nami nodded.

Zoro, Nami, Franky and Usopp, and Vivi (being the non hammers of the crew) looked at each other and nodded. Then came the standard procedure for non gold related swag (anything shiny went to Nami to cover the debts the others owed her).

"RoShamBO!" they all chanted.

"I win!" Vivi whooped as they looked over the end result. By some odd twist of fate, all of the others had pitted their papers against Vivi's scissors.

"Meh. I never wanted a devil fruit anyway…" Zoro shrugged.

"The only fruit I wanted got eaten by Erosalom…" Sanji muttered darkly.

"Damn! I could have sold that for a ton of Beri!" Nami pouted.

"I'm better off without it." Usopp opined.

"I'm already super!" Franky posed.

"Well Vivi, it's yours!" Luffy grinned as he tossed his newest Nakama the coveted food.

With a deep breath, the traveling princess took a bite. It tasted terrible, but she persevered. Taking bite after bite until only the core was left.

"Well?" Brook asked as he waited for the end results.

"I don't…feel any different." The bluenette shrugged.

"Damn. Must have been a fake…" Luffy pouted.

Oh how wrong he was…

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Over the next several days, Vii noticed a subtle change among the female members of the crew. Nami had developed of odd habit of staring longingly at the blue haired beauty, only to look away when she realized that she had been caught.

Also, at off moments, unseen hands would come out of nowhere and grope or pinch the poor girl, only to disappear.

Then came the attention.

"Vivi-chan? Would you like a massage?" Robin asked one day, not long after a raid.

"She most certainly would not! She'd much rather have the cocktail that I had Sanji make!" Nami growled.

The two glared daggers at each other. You could almost see the miniature lightning bolts dancing in between them.

Poor sweet, innocent Vivi just didn't know what to make of it.

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Not long after. The waterworks in Nami and Luffy's quarters mysteriously burst (Franky later noted that it looked like a thunder bolt had struck the pipes).

So the navigator requested to move in with Vivi (much to her husband's ire). It had seemed like an innocent request by a friend.

An hour later, all the furniture in Robin's cabin got smashed to pieces. No one was sure who did it. But next thing Vivi knew, her cabin was now home to three people.

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"Mmmmm" Vivi cooed as she woke up first thing in the morning, Khoza's strong arms wrapped around her and his bare breasts pressed into her back, and a second set of his arms cuddling her from the front.

"Wait…something isn't right about that statement." Vivi thought as she opened her eyes.

"ACK!" Cobra's daughter screamed, throwing herself to the floor. Her eyes bulged when she saw that both Nami and Robin had apparently divested themselves of any clothing and crawled into bed with her.

"What the hell is wrong with you two!" the shocked woman cried out.

"What do you mean?" the orangette smirked lustfully.

"Indeed. Since more subtly method of getting your affection didn't work, we decided the direct approach was in order." Robin crooned.

"Nami, you're a married woman!" Vivi protested as the two crawled toward her.

"So?" the navigator shrugged.

"And…and…Robin, aren't you involved with Franky?" the princess squealed.

"I'm sure he'll understand." The archeologist replied.

BANG!

That was the moment that the door slammed open, and Luffy, Sanji, Franky and Zoro all piled in weapons ready.

"This isn't what it looks like!" the shocked girl protested.

THUMP!

Sanji and Brook were down for the count, blood dripping from their noses.

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Minutes later, the three women sat in the galley as the men looked at them like they were some form of as yet unclassified strain of cootie.

"So you have no idea what brought this on?" Luffy deadpanned.

"I know. I fell madly in love with Vivi hime!" Nami giggled, kissing the other girl on the cheek.

"Indeed…" Robin smiled, goosing the poor girl who leaped out of her seat and to the other side of the room.

"I can't take much more of this…" Franky snarled, looking like he was about to start spitting nails.

"I have no idea what brought this on! Whatever these two say I do not swing that way!" Vivi gulped.

That was when things went from bad to worse…

"Luffykins! I came to visit. Has my fellow co-wife left you yet?" Boa Hancock asked as she walked through the door.

"Sort of…" The rubber man rolled his eyes.

Suddenly, Boa's face acquired a sort of deer in the headlights look. Like Someone had been so shocked by something that they didn't know what to make of it

"It's a pleasure to meet one sane woman on this ship. My name is….MRPH!" the princess gasped as the pirate empress tired to shove her tongue down the younger girl's throat.

"My name is Boa Hancock, and you are the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. I think I love you" the devil fruit user whispered lovingly.

WHUMP!

Vivi fainted.

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"The Yuri Yuri no mi?" the princess gapped.

"Yep. Apparently the devil fruit you ate caused you to excrete pheremones that only affect women. Any woman who gets a wiff willl be instantly attracted to you. You're putting out enough of the stuff to choke a seaking horse." Chopper replied clinically.

"Robin can grow limbs from any place in her line of sight, Luffy turns into rubber, you can change into a human, Brook came back to life, and Hancock can turn people who lust after her into stone. And what do I get: I turn women into lesbians!" the heiress to the Arabasta throne growled, banging her head against the wall.

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A few days later, the Thousand Sunny arried at Arabasta. It was a almost unanimous decision that Vivi stay at home until she got a handle on her new powers.

As for who the disenters were...

"Don't go!" Nami wailed, hugging the other girl's right ankles.

"We need you!" Robin sobbed, latching onto her left leg.

"Vivi hime or Luffykins? Vivi hime or Luffy Kins? Oh, I cannot choose! I must have them both!" Hancock shrieked, clutching her head.

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"That's it. You are never leaving the palace again." Cobra deadpanned.

"Agreed." Igaram snorted.

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