Epilogue: Broderick Bode, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Dennis Creevy, and the Grangers
With thanks to AurorWriter
Broderick Bodes' last thoughts, as he was strangled to death by a Devil's Snare, involved the shoddy healthcare system in the magical world, and a tiny pang of regret that he would never be able to play My Little Ponies with Gilderoy and Bellatrix. Well, and, of course, 'ouch, being strangled to death by a plant hurts.'
Kingsley Shacklebolt is thoroughly disappointed by the actor portraying him I the third movie. He is quite certain that his eyes don't look like they are being squeezed forcefully from his head. Still, it is an indignity he will learn to live with. He decides to capitalize on the huge spate of new Sirius Black fan girls by selling the rights to his enormous photo collection. He calls it the "Kiss! Kiss! Prisoner Love Spectacular Ai Ai Sirius Black Doki Doki Funtime Super Serial." Its sales pay for a comfortable future far away from the stress of his former job.
Most people assume that Dennis Creevy would be jealous of the fame his brother has garnered as the new front man for Creed, but this is not true. The Creevy brothers have always been friends, and remain so. However, Dennis does receive a spark of inspiration from his brother, and forms the band "My Potion-Enhanced Romance." They claim that they aren't Emo, but their fans suggest otherwise. They also claim that they are, in fact, Not Okay, but we all know that this is a lie, because they are rolling in the Galleons since their newest album "The Black Charade," (a concept album about the Black Family) has gone triple platinum.
Hermione's Parents, whom we shall henceforth refer to as Dick and Jane Granger, are still happily dentisting away outside of London. The shenanigans on the Jerry Zinger show were a bit embarrassing, prompting a long holiday to France, but after all settled down they were content to return home. They are now the proud grandparents of quite a number of loud, know-it-all redheads with perfect teeth… although the oldest has dirty, dark hair, and a decidedly more jaundiced appearance than his brothers and sisters…
I think I may do the Death Eaters next… getting ready to bust out the Wikipedia Character lists. I had hoped I wouldn't have to do it…
