BGB:
Alright, I know those of you who requested OC stories and lemons I
will get back to those but this was a prior commitment. After all, as
you can see, I've been writing this for months. So, sorry, but I find
this to be first on my list of priorities. Next will be
BwsAnti-Thesis's
OC story. Sorry for the others who requested OC's. Then a
HidanXDeidara lemon. As you can see I have my hands full :P Please,
be patient with me.
This
chapter will be Haruka's. I know, out of order I think but... bear
with me. I need to map out the moves before I write and Osamu's is
kinda hard. Blind Byakugan vs. Sharingan is harder than it sounds :P
Bear with me.
Woods Behind Akatsuki Hideout
Haruka rubbed her shoulder. The cloth of the black cloak was warm but somewhat scratchy. She followed quickly behind the woman with the bad temper.
Trying to make a little conversation with the girl in front of her. You know, girl to girl.
"Uh...I love your hair."
The girl gave her a sideways glance.
"Um...Ok..."
Her voice was deep.
"Um, do you have hormonal issues by chance?" Haruka asked.
The whirled around and slapped her.
"I'M," slap, "NOT," slap, "A," slap, "GIRL!"
Haruka put her hand up to her cheek, trembling in surprise.
"You're...a guy?"
"YES! I'm going to be so happy to kick you ass..."
Haruka just stayed silent, following Deidara.
Wow, THAT was stupid...
Suddenly, Deidara stopped walking. Haruka almost walked into him, stumbling. He turned to face her, his one eye glaring.
"We're going to fight. Fight to kill. Go, un."
Haruka took this in as Deidara made a clay bird poof into a giant bird, jumped on it and rose into the air. Haruka looked up and pulled out some kunai, throwing off the warm cloak. She aimed carefully and threw with all her might. All three kunai were dodged, his bird swift. As she looked up in frustration, she saw clumps of clay falling from the bird.
Huh?
One hit the ground ten feet from her. As soon as it dropped, she heard him say something and the clay bug exploded, sending her flying into a tree. She quickly got up.
Okay, not cool.
She threw a shurikan, hitting the clay bird as a few more explosives came down and started crawling towards her. The bird exploded with a large Booooooosh.
Haruka looked up at the sky, looking for Deidara.
Crud, did I actually kill him?
Just as she thought that she felt something on her back. Looking back, she saw a clay spider crawiling up her back. She ran backwards, ramming her back into a tree. Mistake. The bug exploded, sending her flying, narrowly missing an oak tree.
She heard a crack behind her. Without realizing it, she had made the tree crack, causing it to fall. Looking back, she saw Deidara in the path of the tree. She smirked. An attack she hadn't meant for.
Deidara jumped out of the way, jumping into a stream just as the tree fell.
Stream...
She shook her head. She wouldn't use that jutsu.
Deidara leapt out of the stream and lunged at her. She dodged to the left, aiming a punch at his ribs. Her fist contacted just below his rib. He staggered, holding his side. He turned to punch her and she anticipated the move. He swung at her head and she kneeled to the ground, dodging. As soon as she was down she kicked at his legs. He stumbled, nearly falling on top of her. While he was off balance, she aimed a kick right between his legs. It contacted and he fell backwards, clutching it. She stood up and laughed.
Walking over, she put a kunai to his throat.
"Does this mean I win? Or did I need to beat you up some more?"
"Look at yourself. What a masochist. You could have killed yourself, exploding the spider on your back like that. Do you even feel the blood running down your back?"
Now that he mentioned it, her back was on fire. It felt like she had had a thousand mini shots poked in and out of her skin, the blood flowing down steadily.
"So? If you kill me, Leader will kill you. So I know you wouldn't dare kill me."
Deidara cursed.
"However, if I killed you, Leader wouldn't exactly kill me, would he?"
"Yeah, well you little-"
Haruka punched his face before he could say anything. He smiled, blood dripping from his mouth. Haruka raised one eyebrow.
He whispered, "Katsu."
Haruka felt an explosion throw her off her feet, flying into a tree. She stood slowly, shaking. She looked around. Deidara was nowhere to be seen.
I refuse. I am NOT using that jutsu.
Suddenly Deidara leapt down from the tree she had flown into. He put a kunai to her neck. Haruka struggled but it was fruitless. Deidara smiled.
"Does this mean I win? Or do I need to beat you up some more?"
Haruka spat in his face. This threw him off guard, but she could do little. She was too weak to find the strength to move. She collapsed on the ground. Deidara wiped off the spit and looked down at her, a look of displeasure creeping across his face.
"That's it? We both get the crap beat out of us and then when you get an unlikely advantage you collapse?"
Haruka moaned, "Oh shaddup, HeShe."
She felt a blow to her stomach and blood trickled down her chin from her mouth. Deidara leaned down to her ear and whispered, "Ever call me that again and I swear, I will maim you."
He backed up and walked off behind a few trees. Haruka let herself slip into a blissful sleep.
Deidara's POV
Deidara wiped some blood from his mouth. He pulled out the communication scroll and almost immediatly Leader-sama "appeared".
Leader looked Deidara over.
"You look like crap Deidara."
Deidara chuckled and rubbed his shoulder. He had landed on it when the idiot girl had blown up his bird. It might be broken. Maybe just dislocated.
"I take it she's your match?"
This time Deidara laughed out loud.
Leader eyed him strangly.
"Leader," Deidara said between laughs, "She's a freaking masochist. She'll do anything to win, including hurting herself. But she hurts herself so much that when the advantage came, she couldn't move and just collapsed. She's good but takes way to many risks. Drama Queen and all that. Hell, she used a tree to attack me with my own bomb. Sure, she totally ripped up her back and the tree did fall, but it was a wasted attack. I jumped into a stream before the thing made it halfway down!"
"A stream?"
"Yeah."
"What did she do after that?"
"She stood there like an idiot. So I leapt at her. She's good in close combat, I'll admit."
"Hm. Well, then. You may perform some basic medical justsu and then take her to her room, let her get set up. You have the rest of the day off."
Leader fizzed into nothingness.
Deidara raised his eyebrow.
Sure was interested in that stream.
Deidara shrugged it off and went to go heal the idiot.
"Alright, stand up, I've gotta heal up your emo cut-" Deidara stopped.
She's SLEEPING?!
Deidara sighed.
First impression of the girl: Idiot.
BGB: Well, the fight was kinda short but I think that's exactly what would happen... She seems like the one who would hurt herself if it meant winning. Wait, I'm the person Haruka's based off of, I can make her do whatever I want!!
Anyway, I'll try to get some requests done tomorrow. Sadly, requests means I can't update on this as much as two chapters a week. Oh well, anything for requests!!
Stay tuned!
