Heyyyyy! Phew! I haven't been on here in FOR-EV-ER! But before you kill me, I do have an excuse. You see, it all started when I went on a vacation to Florida with my family. With only my iPhone and my dumb brain, I couldn't figure out how to update my story. It was terrible, TERRIBLE I TELL YOU! *collapses and dies slowly* Anyway, hope you enjoy!
Tina's POV
"My name is Tina, it rhymes with hyena. Hyenas are scary which rhymes with cherry. Cherries are delicious which rhymes with…vicious! NAILED IT!" I rap, very awesomely, I might add.
'Man I'm so bored! I did all my chores; it feels like I've talked to everyone in the village today. Everyone except for Jamie, but I have a feeling that he doesn't really want to be bothered right now.'
A pitter patter on the stone street interrupts my thoughts.
"Ek! Calver! What are you doing all the way out here by the mountain? Does Jamie know you're here? Well I don't blame you for wanting some alone time away from that crazy guy!" I squeak in a high pitched voice reserved for cute animals.
Calvervtutrp wags his tail excitedly and runs right past me, up into the mountain.
"Calvervtutrp! Come back!" I hear a voice yell.
I turn my head and see Jamie sprinting full force right at me.
Almost colliding into me, Jamie slows and bends down trying to catch his breath.
"(Gasp!) Which w-way (Hic!) did, did (Huh!) he g-go?" His face was bright red, clashing with his lavender hair.
"Um…" I say glancing around.
"WELL, OUT WITH IT!" Jamie gets in my face. His eyebrows were furrowed with anger but I could see the worry in his eyes.
'He must care a lot about his dog…'
I point Jamie in the opposite direction of the mountain, towards town. "He went that way, hurry try to catch him! Go!"
Jamie curtly nods "Thanks."
As he runs the wrong way I turn towards the mountain. Jogging at a fast pace, making sure to keep a watchful eye for Calvervtutrp, I replay the look of Jamie's frightened face.
'It all most makes me feel bad, but hey it's just a prank! He's just gonna be worried for a couple hours. It will be funny, Jamie's gonna laugh! Tina, you're not a bad person, you're just bored! Well, not anymore.'
Jamie's POV
Four hours later…
"CALVERVTUTRP!"
I sigh and rub my throat. Spitting on the ground, I see blood in my saliva.
'Great, I've yelled so hard my throat is bleeding. Where is he?! I've searched everywhere. This is hopeless! I'm never gonna see him again!'
Tears bubble up in my eyes and my throat aches.
"CALVERVTUTRP!" I call and my voice cracks.
The sky was almost pitch black, so with no other choice I head back to my ranch. I plop myself on one of my wooden stakes surrounding my land. Tears start flowing out of my eyes and dripping into my lap. Before I know it I'm crying like a little kid.
"Jamie?!"
Looking up, I see Tina with a shocked look on her face.
I gasp and almost fall off my seat. "TINA!"
"Are you c-c-crying?!" She struggles to make out the word, still with that appalled look on her face.
I clear my throat and wipe my eyes. "N-NO! What do you want! Get out!"
"Uh…I found Calver…" she says quietly.
A happiness explodes inside of me. It feels like I had been punched in the head, but in a good way.
"Arf!" Calvervtutrp runs out from behind where Tina was standing. He jumps into my arms and I hug him back.
"Tina! Where was he? Thank you!" I say with the biggest smile on my face.
"Uh, the mountain?"
"Huh? You said he went the other way."
Tina looks guilty for a second then grossed out. "I'm sorry Jamie! I didn't mean to make you cry! It was just a harmless prank! I'm sorry, here you can whack me! We'll be even!"
She throws out her arms and squeezes her eyes shut.
I set down Calvervtutrp. It felt like steam was coming out of my ears, I was so angry.
"You lied to me! Do you know how worried I was?! Who do you think you are? Get out! Now!" I yell.
Tina puts her arms down slowly.
"Okay! Okay, I'm leaving!" She hops the fence, but before she goes she looks at me. "Jamie I really do feel terrible! I'll make it up to you I promise! Sorry again!"
Tina jogs away back to her farm.
'I'm gonna kill her! I really am gonna kill her.'
Tina's POV
As I run, I bonk myself in the head.
'Oh Tina, what did you do?'
I imagine Devil-Tina and Angel-Tina on my shoulders.
Devil-Tina: "What got into Jamie's butt? You didn't do anything wrong!"
Angel-Tina: "She made the man cry, obviously she did something wrong!"
Regular-Tina: "That's true I did make him cry. Urgh, I hate when people cry!"
Devil-Tina: "Well he needs to suck it up! So he didn't have his dog with him for a couple hours, big whoop! He's acting like you murdered his whole family!"
Regular-Tina: Yeah, he is! He is completely overreacting! Besides he has said some pretty mean things to me too!"
Angel-Tina: "But he has never stolen your dog!"
Devil-Tina: "Tina gave the dog back to Jamie! And if Jamie ever stole Akkie, he better be ready to feel my wrath."
Regular-Tina: "Whatever, I'm going to bed. I'll apologize in the morning. Maybe Kurt is right, I take my pranks to far."
Which that Devil and Angel Tina vanish and I drift into a heavy dreamless sleep.
Okay sorry if that chapter was bad. Oh and also I apologize if that was to dramatic for you. I know some people, including myself, like to read funnier, lighter things. If it is just tell me and I'll add more fluff. Oh my goodness guys my story has gotten over 300 views, thanks! Did you guys like Devil-Tina and Angel-Tina? They weren't part of my story originally so if you guys don't like them just tell me. If you do however, maybe I'll add them in future chapters! Another thing, I apologize so much for that "rap" at the beginning of this chapter! I wasn't sure how to start in out, so I went all Jay-Z on you guys. My bad! One more thing, Tina's dog's name is Akkie, I dunno if I have covered that before...
