Excuse the grammer and/or spelling mistakes. I'm lazy and don't want to read through the story.
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Demyx
- - Should not be mad at me for this chapter. - -
He's bleeding. Oh no.
But he's alive. So very alive.
Axel, along with everyone else in the car, stared straight ahead as Demyx sat up and rubbed his head, which was bleeding. Axel rolled his eyes, and another car pulled up. The window of the car rolled down, and a young girl looked over at Axel. The very same young woman whose boyfriend kicked Axel with his steel-toed boots."You jackass!" The girl shouted, leaning out the window of hercar that her boyfriend was driving. "First you ask me to fuck you, then you run over a pedestrian!"
Axel rolled his eyes. "I didn't run him over, he's not a pedestrian, and he's fine." He threw open his door and leaned out of it to shout at Demyx. "Demyx! Get out of the road, idiot!"
"You didn't have to hit me..." Demyx whined.
"It doesn't matter if he's okay, you hit him!" the girl yelled.
"Shut up before I kill you," Axel hissed to her. "Demyx! Out of the road, now!"
"Just in care you forgot, Axel," Marluxia said. "There's no room in your car."
Roxas sighed and scooted further away from Axel. "Someone can ride up here. There's a little room."
"I need no further convincing," Cyclone said, crawling up between Axel and Roxas.
"You've injured him!" the girl continued, completely ignoring Axel's death threat. "He's bleeding!"
Demyx blinked and turned to look at the two cars. "I'm bleeding?" He blinked again and touched his forehead, staring at the thick red liquid that dripped off of his gloved hand and onto the pavement. "Holy shit, I'm bleeding!"
"That barely counts as a scratch, Demyx," Axel said, trying very hard to ignore the angry girl in the car next to him. "Now stop whining, get the hell out of the road, and get in this damn car!"
"You should be arrested!"
"You should shut up before I set fire to your car and blow you and your boyfriend to hell!" Axel snapped, looking as if he wanted nothing more than to do just that.
Xena sighed and nudged Zexion. She was getting very tired of hearing Axel argue with some stupid girlwhile Demyx sat in the street whining. "Hey, Zexion, go get Demyx so we can go."
Zexion said nothing, but ded open his door. Instead of getting Demyx, he walked over to the girl's car, wrenched open a door, and vomited in the backseat. Then hestraightened up and slammed the door closed."Okay," he said. "I think that was the last time I'll have to vomit in quite a while."
"Good," Marluxia said. "I'm tired of hearing you puke. It's disgusting."
"He threw up in my car!" the girl shouted.
"Thanks for the broadcast, Captian Obvious," Cyclone muttered.
"That's sick!"
Axel grinned, estactic that someone had managed todamage the girl's precious car. "Damn, Zexion... Just puke on everyone..." He started laughing as the girl drove off to get the inside of her car vacumed.
Demyx, who, during all of what had happened before, had walked over toMarluxia's door, was now grinning at the man through the window. "So... Do I get the seat by the door or what?"
Marluxia glared at him and jerked his head in the direction ofXena's open door. "Other side, dipshit."
Demyx scowled, but went over to the other side and climbed in on the other side of Xena, beside Marluxia. Zexion got in on his side, and Axel, still laughing, started driving again.
Roxas shifted in his seat so he could get a view of the musician in the backseat."Demyx, what are you doing out here?"
"Went for a run."
"This place is a bout twenty miles from the castle," Zexion put in.
Demyx shrugged. "A run from Xemnas," he said. Seemed that explained it all. "He's pretty pissed that Marluxia bailed."
Marluxia snorted. "Did he honestly think I'd stick around what I only got one night of rest before he decided to pounce on me again?"
"How should I know? I just decided to get out of there before he got violent."
Roxas raised one eyebrow. "He's not violent yet?"
Demyx shrugged again. "When I left, he was just yelling." Then he paused before adding, "But it's been a while, so I'm sure he's violent now."
"Enough with Xemnas," Xena said, hurriedly changing the subject. "Axel, where are we going?"
Axel, trying very hard not to burst out laughing, "I have no clue. I doubt Marluxia had any clue where he was headed."
Marluxia snorted. "Fuck, no, I didn't."
"So, anyone got any idea where we can go?" Axel asked.
Zexion smirked. "We could always take Marluxia back to the castle and Xemnas."
"Oh, hell no you won't."
"I rather like that idea," Cyclone said, smirking as well.
"Fuck you, bitch," Marluxia spat.
"Don't start with me, dammit!"
"So..." Demyx said loudly, cutting Marluxia off before he could continue the argument. "What happened with you guys since you left?"
"Not much," Xena said.
Roxas grinned. "Except for Cyclone seeing Marluxia naked."
Demyx blinked, surprised, and then grinned. "... Holy shit ..." he choked out as he started laughing.
Cyclone scowled. "It's not funny! I've been scarred for life!"
Marluxia scoffed and glared at her and Demyx. How he achieved glaring at two people without tearing one eye away from either of them is a secret known only to him. "Oh, like I wanted you to see me naked."
"You never know," Zexion said lowly to Demyx, though loud enough that Marluxia - and everyone else - could hear him. "Marluxia could've been planning for that."
"What the fuck! Where the hell did you get that idea?"
Zexion shrugged, amused at Marluxia's qiute obvious anger. "I have no idea. But it could be true."
Axel's grin widened. "You sick bastard, Marluxia."
"I did not want her to see me naked!"
Xena grinned as well. "Got any proof on that?"
Cyclone's scowl was replaced with a lookof pure horror. No one knows if she belives what Zexion said or if the prospect of Marluxia trying to seduce her scared her. "Oh, man... That's sick..."
"Dammit! I am not a sick bastard!" Marluxia really was fighting a losing battle.
"Like Xena said..." Roxas said slowly, turning back to face the front.
Marluxia sighed. "I may not have any proof, but I didn't want her to see me naked, dammit! Why the hell won't you idiots believe me!"
"Because no one likes you," Demyx said instantly.
Marluxia scowled and hit Demyx hard over his head. Everyone in the car - except Axel - sighed. Axel, still driving, turned around and glared at Marluxia. "If you bring that damn scythe out in my car, I'll fucking-"
"Axel!" Cyclone interrupted. "Watch the road!"
Axel turned back around, and pressed hard down on the breaks right before he ran over a person. Although he did run over the person's dog. When he drove over the dog, Demyx, the only one not wearing his seatbelt (or grabbing onto someone in the case of Xena, who was gripping Zexion's arm tightly), tumbled directly over the seats and hit his head on the windshield before landing on Cyclone.
"Holy fuck! Axel, what the hell!" Zexion scowled and rubbed his neck, wincing. "You've probably given me whiplash..."
"Zexion..." Xena said, rubbing his neck for him (and causing Zexion to glare at her and slap her hand away). "You do not have whiplash. You're just overreacting."
"Ahem..." Cyclone muttered. "Extremely uncomfortable situation here. Get off me, Demyx!"
Demyx, obviously seeing that there was no room for him to get off of her and sit comfortably, decided to just warp himself out of the car and onto the sidewalk beside it. He whistled, grinning. "That dog you hit made quite a mess all over your car, Axel."
"Shit." Axel opened the door, climbed out, and stared at the blood all over his car. "Ah... shit..."
Roxas joined Axel, along with the other occupants of the car, staring down at the red mess. "Damn, Axel, you killed a dog."
"That's disgusting, Axel."
"The blood splatters sort of look like roses..."
Owner of the dog cleared his throat and they look over to spot a familar - yet slightly annoying - young boy known as Zeke. "Thanks for the concern, girls."
Zexion doesn't remember Zeke, and not much oft he others remember him either. "Do we know you, fucker?"
"...I sure as hell don't remember him," Marluxia said, staring suspiously at Zeke.
"Zeke was the first of us to attempt to join you guys," Cyclone explained.
Roxas snapped his fingers. "Zeke... Oh, yeah! He's that...that..."
"That guy?" Axel suggested. "Is that what you're tryin to say?"
"Yeah... I believe it is."
"I'm so happy you remembered me," Zeke said sarcastically.
"Shut the hell up, Zeke," Xena said rudely. "What are you even doing here?"
"Well..." Zeke paused and looked at Axel's car. "I was taking my dog for a walk..."
"Heh... Not anymore," Demyx said, still grinning.
"No shit."
Axel sighed, and, before anyone could say anything else, turned to Demyx and ordered him to clean his car off. Demyx rolled his eyes, but listened and set to work cleaning the blood off.
"Oh, Zeke, you won't believe it," Xena said.
"Believe what?"
"Your stupid friend Cyclone saw Marluxia naked," Zexion told him before continuing sardonically. "We are currently in the process of spreading the word to everyone so that we can all be delirously happy."
Marluxia scowled as Zeke burst into laughter. "Dammit... Another nerd who knows shit that they shouldn't."
"Stop telling people that!" Cyclone said, turning just the least bit red.
"Oh, and Marluxia's a sick bastard," Axel added.
Roxas nodded. "Yeah. He planned for Cyclone to walk in on him."
"He's trying to seduce her!" Demyx said, pausing in cleaning the car.
"I am not!" Marluxia screamed. To no avail, of course.
Cyclone moved to the other side of Axel, away from Marluxia. "Oh, ew... Just keep me away from him..." Yet again, no one knows if she truely believes that Marluxia was trying to seduce her or if she just wants to forget about Marluxia trying to seduce anyone.
"I'm not trying to seduce you!"
"How can you prove it!"
"Okay, okay," Axel interruped. "It's all very hilarious, now shut up. You're giving me a headache."
Zeke, with an obvious struggle, stopped his laughter. Marluxia and Cyclone stopped yelling at each other, settling instead for glares. Axel seemed pleased with his results, and turned around to see where he stopped.
"Hey! I didn't know this place had a mall!"
"Oh, cool! Let's go in!"
"I'm up for that," Marluxia agreed, staring at the huge white building in front of them. "A mall's huge. Which means I get further from you idiots."
"Hey, I wanna come," Demyx whined.
"No. Finish my car, then you can come in," Axel ordered.
"I'd like for my dog to be buried," Zeke spoke up.
"And bury his dog."
Demyx pouted. "Fine! Will I even know where you guys'll be?'
"Look for something that's obviously us," Zexion told him, listing off several things. "Like shouting, fighting, screaming, overly loud curses, and other things like that."
"Oh, the regular shit."
"I'll give you a clue," Xena said. "If you hear the phrase 'holy fuck', that'll be Zexion."
"He says that often, then?" Demyx asked.
Roxas nodded. "All the time. Are we going in or what?"
"Yeah, yeah," Axel said, starting towards the mall and motioning for the others to follow him. "Let's go children."
"Don't call me a child, Axel," Xena said, starting after him with Cyclone.
"Don't talk to Axel like that," Cyclone told her friend.
Zeke sighed. "Now I understand why I like it when I'm alone. No ridiculous fangirl fights."
"Must be bliss..." Marluxia muttered.
Zeke looked at Marluxia, snickered, and ran up beside Xena and Cyclone, who were busy fighting. Axel rolled his eyes and stepped between them. They entered the building, leaving Demyx to clean the car and bury the dead dog all by himself.
Cough. Seduction is bad. Especially when Marluxia's doing it.
Next chapter: Joys of a mall. And strange green liquid.
