Interviewer: Lily, I know you have little to no tolerance for Sirius Black but what do you think about his brother, Regulus?
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Lily: Oh he's a cutie, and, from what I've seen of him, always very polite.
Sirius: you're barking up the wrong tree there Lil.
Lily: What?
Sirius: I'm pretty sure Regulus plays for the other team.
Lily: So… he's gay?
Sirius: Wha-? No, I meant he's on Voldemort's side.
Lily: Oh.
Sirius: But now you mention it, he does spend A LOT of time with Jake Mason.
Lily: So? You spend a lot of time with Potter, doesn't mean you're together.
Sirius: How do you know we're not?
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Lily: Touché.
James: WHAT THE HELL SIRIUS?!
