Author Note: Hey folks. I'm not so sure I like this chapter so much. Please tell me what you think of it because I may revise it. I think I'll be raising the rating of this story to T. And lastly, if you don't know who Steve Wilkos is..look him up.
Ch.11 The New Steve Wilkos
A few minutes had passed over the hot hot hot brawl between Mia and Dahlia. Dahlia had come around and was now sitting on the ground.
"...MIIAAAAA FEEEEYYYYYYY..." she said still pissed.
But Edgeworth had more rage than that.
Huffing and puffing, his were cheeks a flaming crimson. Containing his anger he balled his hands into fists, and marched over to Dahlia.
"Wow. I haven't seen Edgeworth this pissed since that time someone called him ugly." chuckled Phoenix.
"Yeah. Or that time we spit luggies at him in school!" said Larry howling with laughter.
"Oh yeah!" laughed Phoenix slapping his knee.
"Hm. This is interesting I don't recall seeing my brother this mad ever." comment Franziska smirking.
"Really? Never?" asked Phoenix.
"Phoenix Wright, I once poured wine all over his beloved and foolish attire, and he wasn't this enraged." she said cracking her whip.
'Hm,' thought the attorney. 'And, he really does love his suits. Maybe he has a wardrobe full of the same suit, so he just didn't care if it were stained."
"I want to ask you one thing." said Edgeworth as he approached Dahlia.
She rolled her eyes to the back of her head. "What?"
"What the hell did you do to them?" screeched Edgeworth.
"I didn't do anything," she shrugged her shoulders. "They hate me because I'm beautiful."
Edgeworth anger meter was off the Richter scale now.
"DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULL! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU DID TO THEM TO HAVE THEM COME ALL THIS WAY FOR REVENGE!"
Dahlia looked up towards the sky, recalling all of her misdeeds. "Well, I betrayed Feenie and almost killed him, I poisoned that coffee loving idiot, disturbed Mia Fey, and almost killed Maya Fey...I'm forgetting other things I know."
She stopped mid in thought.
"Oh, yeah I tricked an idiot prisoner, killed my step sister, and I'm pretty sure I killed some other guy. And stole some stuff."
Edgeworth was appalled.
"What was your reasoning to all of this?"
"Because I could." she smirked.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"Wrong with me? I'm fine. What's wrong with you?"
"GRRRR...I COULD BE DOING PAPER WORK, GOING ON A VACATION, SHOPPING, DRINKING TEA, OR DOING ANYTHING ELSE RATHER THAN SITTING HERE IN HELL, BECAUSE OF YOU! WASTE. WHAT A WASTE OF FREAKIN LIFE!
All Dahlia did in reply was that annoying smirk.
And that was it. Edgeworth snapped. His balled up fist loosen and raised up. He whipped his hand up and smacked Dahlia across the face without thinking.
Dahlia stood stunned, red mark appearing on her left cheek. Everyone else was stunned too.
"Miles...you make your older sister proud." Franziska said with a genuine smile.
Mia and Godot stopped making out once they heard the "Smack!" sound.
"M-Mr. Edgeworth!" said Mia in disbelief.
"I never knew Frills, had it in him. Especially to hit a woman. But then again she isn't even a woman..." Godot said pulling out his specialized coffee.
Phoenix and Larry just stood with their mouthes hanging in a perfect O shape. Oh yeah, his mentally state was long gone...
"Y-you bastard! How dare you hit me! A Lady!"
"....I don't hit women. You are no woman. YOU ARE A FREAKIN MONSTER!"
Dahlia opened her mouth in shock. She folded her arms.
"You don't deserve to sit down. Stand up."
Dahlia snorted. "Stand up? Please."
"I said stand up."
"And if I don't?"
Edgeworth forcefully pulled Hawthorne up by the arm.
"Let's have a chat." said Edgeworth mood completely changing.
"Chat? After what you just did?" she shook her head.
Edgeworth ignored her. "Has there ever been a time in your life, when you haven't been a total bitch?"
Dahlia was speechless. "..." She began to fume.
"OOHH SALTED!" yelled Larry.
"How was your life before crime?" asked Edgeworth who had been tapping the back of papers that appeared to cue cards.
Dahlia had recovered from the shock of being deemed a bitch. "Why the hell would I tell you?"
"Oh, I just wanted to see what type of past you've had that lead to all of this." he said matter of fact.
Dahlia grunted. "My mother wanted to be Master of the Kurain technique, but her spiritual powers were crap and her sister got that role. Dad, was only there for the cash and fame if she'd become Master. So he took me and my sister. I stayed with him and my sister went to some temple. He was a detestable man..and my mother was selfish too. Because of that I started formulating my first acts, theft, murder, and pinning it on someone else."
Edgeworth starred at her. "Are you saying that you went down a path of self destruction because of that? Your family sucked?"
"That's the story." said Dahlia folding her shoulders again.
"What a load of bull! Oh boo whoo my Daddy sucks and Mommy is selfish! Bull crap! This doesn't drive people to murder!" he said yelling at her.
"Wow this is better than tv." said Larry.
"My life sucks a lot more than yours did! I should be a murderer. And if I were one I'd kill you first!"
Dahlia was becoming more angry by the minute. "I don't need a preacher!"
"You don't care at all, I know that. I'm just glad you're suffering here." smirked Edgeworth using his finger to tap his right temple. "And I'm making sure you'll suffer more."
"Hmph." she said in reply.
"GET OFF MY STAGE!" yelled Edgeworth doing the famous finger point.
Dahlia glared at him and walked away.
Then Edgeworth motioned Harold to come over and whispered something in his ear. Harold smirked. "Oh, yes that can be arranged."
"My work here is done...horrible bitch." Edgeworth muttered, as he walked over to the rest of the group.
Everyone edged away from him.
"Edgeworth?" asked Phoenix from a very safe distance. "Are you feeling alright?"
"Fine..."
In a matter a minutes a bulldozer pulled up.
"Why is that here?"
"Oh, you'll see." said Edgeworth smiling slightly.
The bulldozer came up and rammed Dahlia's crappy house from behind. Everyone watched as the whole house shattered into pieces.
"AHH! MY HOUSE!" shreiked Dahlia. "YOU BASTARD! YOU SET THIS UP, DIDN'T YOU!!?"
Edgeworth merely bowed. "But that's not all...what else has she won Harold?"
"She's just won a new house in the next lower level of hell!"
"GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR............"
"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" yelled Harold in an announcer like voice. "TODAY YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CLOTHES!"
Harold ran over to Dahlia, and stripped her of her dirty brown sack she donned as clothing. Leaving her clad in undergarments.
"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dahlia screamed. Her hair flew in different directions, her eyes went white, and flames and lightning bolts appeared in the background.
"Now you know what it's like to be exposed and put in another bad position..." said Edgeworth shaking his head and smirking.
"YOUUUU....."
"My act is done. Carry on, Wright. In some way I found that slightly amusing..."
"Well...that....that....was...wow. Who would like to go next...?" questioned Phoenix.
"Phoenix Wright, I shall go next. This presents itself as another challenge to defeat my little brother!" Franz said cracking her whip multiple times.
"Oh God." said Phoenix placing his hand to his forehead.
To be connnnnnnnttttttiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnueeddddd.
