Dance, Ollie, Dance!

Okay, this chapter is going to be soooo stupid. It might affect the story, it might not. Haven't decided. And I'm going to make Jackson look really stupid in this chapter. No offense to Jackson fans! This is how Jackson gets revenge on Miley after making him wait so long to use the bathroom. MUAHAHAHA! xDDDD

Jackson's POV

With another of many sighs of relief, I closed the bathroom door behind me. How dare Miley make me wait so long??!! I'M THE ELDER! I'M THE... uhh... well... uhh. Oh! I'M THE SUPERIOR ONE!! She's Miss 'Hannah Montana' and she gets everything she wants. And what do I get? Diddily squat. Having to wait five minutes to use the bathroom.

I was gonna get her back. I was gonna get her back so good.

But first, I have to think of a plan. Hmm...

I walked downstairs and found Oliver and Miley all cuddled up on the couch. Were they dating or something?

A lightbulb went off in my head for the first time in my life. I could tell Miley that Oliver was... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA! Oh no... I sound like Rico.

Oliver's POV

I woke up and found Miley and I on the couch, nestled in each others arms. It was still kind of hard to believe that Miley was actually my girlfriend. I was very giddy. Miley was still asleep, so I decided to wake her up with a little kiss.

Her eyes opened when our lips touched and she continued to kiss me, sleepily though. When we pulled apart, we were both smiling.

"Ooh, what time is it?" Miley asked.

I checked my watch. "Uhh, 7:30."

"Ollie..." Miley started. "I'm really sowwy, but you have to go."

"Why? Do you have a date or something?"

"If you count a sleepover with Lilly a date, then yes."

"Why can't I sleep over then, too?"

Miley sighed. "Oliver, it's different now. We can't have sleepovers anymore. I mean, we're dating, and what if things get carried away when we're sleeping in the same room...?"

"Okay, I guess I can see where you're coming from," I said.

She smiled. "We're talking about girl stuff anyway, so-"

"Say no more! Now I really don't wanna sleep over."

We chuckled, shared a kiss, then I walked out the door.

Jackson's POV

I overheard their whole conversation... Miley and Oliver's, that is. So they were dating.. heh. And her and Lilly were having a sleepover tonight too...

Things in the Stewart house are going to get veryy interesting tonight... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!

Lilly's POV

It was 7:35 and I was on Miley's street, heading to her house. I was probably imagining things, but I could've sworn I heard Jackson cackling from his room all the way down the street.

Turned out that Oliver was walking in my direction, heading the other way to his house.

"OLLIE!" I shouted and ran to hug him, dropping my stuff along the way. "It finally happened. Our little Ollie finally got a girlfriend. And the girl he liked too!" I pinched his cheeks and started cracking up.

He blushed and said, "Thanks. I guess," and started to laugh too. "Hey, did you hear Jackson laughing evilly?"

"Yeah, I heard it from all the way down the block," I said and pointed to the end of the block.

"Well, I gotta go to Miley's now," I said, and hugged him again. "Congrats!" I ran up the street after picking my belongings up. I barged right into the Stewarts' house and yelled, "Miley!"

"In my room," I heard from upstairs.

I walked up the steps and headed to her room.

Jackson's POV

I spied Lilly walking up the stairs to Miley's room. I think now would be the perfect time to hatch my plan...

I pulled out my cell and called the house phone. I yelled, "Got it!" to Miley and picked up the house phone. "Miley! It's Oliver!" I yelled, snickering.

Miley came out faster than whenever Aunt Pearl saw some pie! "Wait," I said and put my hands up to Miley. "You want to talk to me, Oliver?"

I was giggling inside while I paused to make Miley think "Oliver" was saying yes. "WHAT?" I shouted. "You're what?? No! That can't be!" I paused again. "Oliver, no, I can't tell her that! That's barbaric! Okay, fine Oliver, I'll tell her!!

"Miley?" I said in a fake-sympathetic voice. "Oliver wants me to tell you something very important." Lilly and Miley had been standing there looking bored the whole time.

"What?" Miley asked, yawning.

"Oliver wanted me to tell you that he's breaking up with you because he's gay." It took all my willpower not to start laughing hysterically.

Miley raised her eyebrows. "Okay.." she pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and called Oliver. I hadn't thought of this... she was supposed to just believe me and start crying. Then I would laugh in her face and tell her it was me.

"Hey Oliver," she said. "Did you just call here and tell Jackson to tell me that you're gay? No? Well, that's all I needed to hear. Thanks babe, byee!" She hung up the phone.

I crumpled down to my knees and started to cry. "WHYYY??? WHY COULDN'T MY EVIL PLAN WORK??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Because," Miley started. "You're an idiot!"

She and Lilly started laughing. I was supposed to be laughing. I was the one who was supposed to be happy. "FIDDLESTICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I cried, and the two girls left, leaving me crying on the ground.

A/N; Definitely the funnest chapter to write ever! Haha, I dunno why I even did that; just me being hyper and random! An actual good chapter coming next! ;D

-Imagine